• Excerpt: "Alright, this microphone really sucks, so I basically have to shout to be heard. Yeah. Well, here it goes..."

• Excerpt: "This is cool, though, 'cause it's like we're talking on the phone! Hee hee! Okay, I'm such a loser..."

• Excerpt: "Right now I'm just watching the chat scroll by...and Adam is dancing and Jules' dad is watching South Park and Nate just said that Jules could sue her dad for making her watch South Park..."

• Excerpt: "If you shake your head back and forth really quickly you get dizzy and it's fun. Hee..."

• Excerpt: "I love Red, who is also Shelby, who is, um, the first girl I ever married. I think? Did I marry...what? No. Who'd I marry first?"
  

• Alley singing a song from national lampoon's european vacation.

• Alley singing for Robert's birthday.

• Alley singing "Stand by Me".

• Alley and Brendan singing that song from The Wiggles.
  

• Alley singing that song from The Wiggles.
  

• Alley singing....something.
  

• Excerpt: "I love Cyn so much, even though she's just so mean to me. Mean to me, like, every day. She calls me bokgwai, which is just mean..."
  

• Excerpt: "I love Jenn. I mean, we all love Jenn. And I tried to think of something to do that would let her know exactly how much we love her..."

• Alley singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
  

• Excerpt: "Can you say hi to Joey, Brendan?"

• Alley and her son singing an excerpt from "I'll Never Tell."

• Excerpt: "At the risk of sounding like one of those old classic movie kinda songs, I do say potato. And I say tomato. And I say Missouri...."
  

• Excerpt: "I gotta do this over again, 'cause I accidentally stopped it. I tried, no, I reaaaally tried to make a Red sucks wav, but I love Red, and she doesn't really suck at all..."
  

• Alley and Brendan looking at the pictures Joey sent to Brendan, and Brendan thanking Joey.

• Alley singing Can't Take My Eyes Off of You.
  

• Alley singing Good Morning.
  

• Alley singing "Where Do We Go From Here?"

• Excerpt: "I'm so glad no one's home right now! 'Cause, like, hee hee hee hee, shut up Bunny! I'll be sitting in here doing nothing, according to my roommates, and then all of a sudden, you know, they'll hear me just laughing..."

• Excerpt: "I'm lagging too! I'm lagging tooooo! Oh my god, Bunny, what'd you do to me?! I can't deal with this chat right now! There's too much going on right now...!"

• Excerpt: "Yesterday I was masturbating as I often do. 'Cause we all know I'm not getting any in the forseeable future..."

• Excerpt: "So, anyway...oh, shut up Jules! Dammit! Okay! So, we're in Arizona, and...my friends are all wasted and basically somebody has to drive back from the park. We were all smoking and drinking..."

• Excerpt: "I'm just gonna sit here and giggle and maybe something good will come out of it..."

• Excerpt: "Does that mean that I'm not fun, cute, or clever? 'Cause that's depressing as hell, really..."

• Aura singing "Sugar pie, honey bunch".

• Excerpt: "People down here say I talk too fast to be a Southernor. I don't know what else to say, but everyone else is doing them, so I figured I'd do one too..."

• Excerpt: "You wanna hear the funniest thing in the world? Hee. You wanna hear?! (Aura saying Fuck!) ::collapses in giggles and squeaks:: ::10 minutes later:: Ow, ow, ow, ow my side hurts. I wanna hear it again, wait, wait! Here it goes, ready?...."

• Excerpt: "You know, I don't like the I-hello name thingie because, like, I put in the wrong number, like, 20. times and it kept. screwing. up on me, and I didn't like it very much. OOh, somebody just came on line. Who is it? Who who who who who? Oh, nobody important. I am soooo happpyy! Hee hee hee hee heee...."

• Falon singing "You are so beautiful to me" (2005).
  

• Excerpt: "Dittle Bunny Foo Foo, I don't wanna see you, scoopin' up da field mice and boppin' 'em on da head. Boppin' 'em on da head. Bop bop boppin' 'em on da head. I'll dive you two more chances, Foo Foo, but if you screw up? I'm gonna turn you into a goon. So the next day..."

• Excerpt: Bunny: "You are so beautiful..." Falon: "TO ME!" Bunny: "Can't you see?" Falon: "CAN'T YOU SEE?!" Bunny: "You're everything I hoped for..." Falon: "OHHHHHH!"...

• Excerpt: Lisa: "So, yeah, I threatened to sing the chicken dance song to her, and it goes a little something like this..."

• Carla singing the song from Chicago.

• Carla singing Early One Morning.
  

• Carla singing....something.
  

• Cyn singing The Safety Dance.
  

• Alley singing the Twelve Days of Snert Slayers Chatting Christmas. Just listen.
  

• Cyn singing "Do Right".
  

• Cyn trying to sing "I Touch Myself".
  

• Excerpt: "I. want. a baby. I want a baby now. They're so soft, and they're so tiny, and they're so adorable, and they smell good, and the snot bubbles. Oh my god! The snot bubbles!"

• Excerpt: "You know what, I'm just gonna propose to bed. Bed, will you marry me? Because you know, I have never, you know, proposed to you verbally before. So, now I am!..."

• Excerpt: "Sweet fancy moses, I hate Cyn. She's so, sooo stupid. She's the epitome of stupid..."

• Cyn: "I hate Lisa. And, I like, won the 'I hate Lisa' award, and I like, totally killed her..."

• Excerpt: "Hewo, my name is Wiwith, and I am this many. This is my fingers, I'm this many..."

• Excerpt: "I love Alley. She's so sweet, and nice, and wonderful, and pretty..."

• Excerpt: "I love my Big A. I may have said once or twice before that I didn't love my Big A, but I was just lying, shhhh..."

• Excerpt: "I love Bunny. End of story. Really, there's no discussion here. I love her."
  

• Cyn's poem about RyAn.

• Excerpt: "Well, now you've heard me, so...leave me alone!..."

• Excerpt: "The first stop we have is Cleo, who is very quiet, and we may not be able to pick her up, but we'll try..."

• Excerpt: "And then we have Emmit. Who is about inbetween the two of them. He can be as loud and obnoxious as Sammy, or as quiet as Cleo."

• Excerpt: "Next up is Sammy, who is just the opposite of Cleo, right Sammy? ::MEOW!::...

• Excerpt: "I am fun and wild, and I'll try anything, the naughtier the better!..."

• Excerpt: "Yes, I am not monotonous for once! Ooh, whee, strange!..."

• Excerpt: "What am I saying now? Oh, shit..."

• Excerpt: "Congratulations, you get the random cool one! I don't know, I'm bored..."

• Excerpt: "I don't really know what to say, so...um...yeah. Okay...."

• Excerpt: "My dad's snoring in the other room and it's not very pleasant. Hmm...my washer doesn't smoke anymore. Yeah, like I still have a house..."

• Excerpt: "I don't know why I'm doing this. I guess to make you guys happy. This is really embarrassing and not very fun..."

• Excerpt: "I don't have anyting to say, but, um...anything is better than nothing, right? So, um, I'm just going to talk...la la la la la...."

• Joey talking about some dream with cows and cyberland.

• Excerpt: "Smelly cat, smellly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smeellly cat, it's not your fauulllt..."

• Excerpt: "Lying beside you there in the dark feeling your heart beat with mine..."

• Excerpt: "Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him (saw him) you would even say it glows (like a lightbulb!)..."

• Excerpt: "I just saw a Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back commercial, and it was a good long one, with Eliza in it. That was great..."

• Excerpt: "So Minnie Mouse comes in and like, bitchslaps Donald Duck or something..."

• Excerpt: "Make use of contacts recently established. Does that mean anything to you? Make use of your contacts! Contacts are important! Alright, I'm done making an ass of myself now..."

• Excerpt: "Ketchup? Ketchup is good. I like ketchup. Ketchup on rice? It's gobbly. It's part of our world domination plan. That? And giant peni. Or penises."

• Excerpt: "I saw a statue. And I made out with it. And I gave it tongue. For about a minute and a half before they dragged me away...."

• Excerpt: "I've had about, oh yeah, five hours of sleep this entire week..."

• Excerpt: "Heeey. It's me, Meko. Or, as Jules calls me, MEKO! Also known as Andrea, or to some as Dre. Yo, what up?..."

• Excerpt: "This is my fourth time recording! First I did Moulin Rouge, then I did Hebrew, and then I did Simon and Garfunkle. And I'm just gonna go back and try and do the duet song again. I'm gonna do a duet by myself!..."

• Excerpt: "Hi, it's me Meko. Meko! Myho! Dre and Drea, also. My real name is Andrea, but none of you call me that..."

• Excerpt: "Check that psychadelic funk shit at the door, dude, we don't sell crazy here. But apparently he didn't know that..."

• Excerpt: "Cyn: "What's your least favorite song?" Melissa: "Oops, I did it again." Cyn: "Well, we should sing that!" Both: "Oops, I did it again! Boom boom!..."

• Excerpt: "This is a song for the ladies. So, fellas! Listen closely! You don't always have to fuck her hard..."

• Excerpt: C: "We love Jeremiah Freed again. Here it is. Melissa and Cindy. She'll be leading this time, because I talk too much..."

• Excerpt: "Hi above the mucky much castle made of clouds there sits wonder boy sitting oh so proudly..."

• Meltha singing the words to the Andy Griffith theme song.

• Excerpt: "I have just gotten back from the dentist, and my mouth is numb. So I'm going to try to read Lewis Carrol's "The Jabberwocky" from Alice's Adventures through the Looking Glass. I really hope this stops soon..."

• Excerpt: "I sound like the very important clergyman from The Princess Bride, and I really hope the doctor wasn't kidding when he said this would stop in an hour..."

• Meltha: "Okay, I have a little bit of a cold. Let's see how this goes. {Reads The Jabberwocky} I sound like an evil cartoon character. Holy mackeral."
  

• Meltha singing the words to the Leave it to Beaver theme song.

• Excerpt: "Okay, I'm sitting here right now, listening to all of you INSANE people, and you're all frightening me terribly..."

• Excerpt: "I'm suddenly very paranoid about how I sound...this is really odd..."

• Excerpt: "Alright. I've been told to sing something from Once More With Feeling. So. You get to be tortured..."

• Meltha doing a glottal stop.

• Meltha singing "Under Your Spell".

• Numina singing.

• Excerpt: "So here's my voice mail thing. La la la..."

• Robert reading the Days of Our Lives recap from the TV guide.

• Excerpt: "Okay, Ali, I'm finally doing this. So stop bugging me. PLEASE!"

• Excerpt: "For my second one, I want to do something a little more interesting, so I will do a dramatic reading. Since I have nothing dramatic in my house, I grabbed the nearest thing, and it's a box of macaroni and cheese..."

• Excerpt: "This is my voice. I really don't like how it sounds like. But you know me..."

• Excerpt: "AW CRAP! I just recorded something that I was happy with, and then I deleted it! Accidentally!..."

• Excerpt: "I'm finally recording a voice mail after weeks and weeks of complaining how much I wanted to, so I did, and yes, for all you smart asses out there, YES, for all you smart asses out there, I did remember to dial one this time!..."

• Excerpt: "I'm finally going to be singing, so woo hoo! Well, not really, because I suck..."

• Excerpt: "I had recorded it before, but like, all kinds of bad things just happened to me while I was recording it! Like, one time, the chair ran over my toe, and I like screamed..."

• Excerpt: "This is the end, you don't have to suffer through my 13-year old cheerleader head voice..."

• Excerpt: I don't know this song. I can't pick out a lyric. Pretty voice, though.

• Excerpt: "There will be no mocking of my voice, or I will be very upset! So mock free comments only!..."

• Excerpt: I can't pick an excerpt, because I hate the son of a bitch. But if you want it, it's there.

• Chris rapping. There is no transcribing this. You just have to hear it.
  

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