• Alley working herself up, then finally saying, "Absofuckinglutely."

• Cyn: "Aagh! Naked people!"

• Alley: "Hello. This is Allison."

• Alley: "Ohhh, I'm ready."

• Aura: "Alley? Issocute!"

• "AOL sucks all kind of ass."

• Brendan: "A MONKEY!"

• Andy singing "Take me out to the ballgame."

• Syd (?): "So what have learned tonight children? We've learned that death is bad, boobs are good, and Joey's ass is loose."

• Aura: "Fuck!"

• Aura: "Fuck!"(Note: Not the same as aurafuck)

• "This is my impression of Joey. Awwweeeawwweeeawwweeee!"
  

• Cyn: "Baboies."

• Red: "Hey, anyone need to be babied in a pervy way? Raawr."

• Red singing.

• Rachel: "Bears go mooooo."

• Syd: "I'm going to Twigstock! With Bea Arthur! She's wearing pants."

• Joey: "I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!"

• Alley: "Bokgwai."

• Fenix: "Over tired, black grey black sky, inconsistent rain, and caffeine sees no effect."

• Brendan singing "Take me out to the ballgame."

• Brendan singing Happy Birthday.
  

• Excerpt: "Are you cute?" "No." "You're not?" "No." "I think you are."
  

• Brendan: "Hi, Danny! How ya doin'? This is Brendan! Thanks for the pirate boats picture! See you later, alligator."

• Brendan: "Hi, Falon! Howya doin'?"
  

• Brendan: "Hi, Joey!"

• A montage of laughing. Including my hyena cackle. Thanks a bunch whoever made it!

• Brendan: "That's a bummer."

• Brendan: "That's a bummer."
  ::Alley laugh::

• Aura: "Bunny. You've lost it girl."

• Aura: "Bunny's lost her mind!"

• Aura: "Not like Bunny-psycho!"
  

• Rather than list them seperately, here we go. A combination of Aura's nobunny wav with the Falon hello wavs. Alicant, Alicant2, Auracant, Elliecant, Joeycant, Julesiecant, Katiecant. (more to come).

• Aura: "Nooo! You can't do that!"

• Alley trying to work herself up to say 'Absofuckinglutely."

• Syd: "Cheerleaders are dancers who've gone retarded."

• Magic Sparkly Bunny singing part of the Chicken Dance song

• Bunny: "Yeah, okay, I'm a crackhead. Let's deal with that now."

• Cyn laughing hysterically.

• Cyn growling.

• Cyn growling.

• D: "THEY FLOAT! THEY ALL FLOAT! AND SOON YOU WILL FLOAT TOO!"

• Ryan: "And you is ruinin’ da mood."

• Steph: "Oh! You're home! I'm gonna dance."

• Danny singing "Take me out to the ballgame."

• David singing "Take me out to the ballgame."

• D giggling.

• Ryan: "I didn’t know you had to dial one!"

• Cyn: "Die, bitch, die!"

• Alley: "You laughed, you doobied, you laughed, you read a map, you doobied and laughed some more, and then you sang about going through the motions. Then you went to his place, and you were about to get it on, and while he was in the shower, ASH showed up and ruined everything. I swear, that's the way it happened."

• Aura: "You dumb fuck."

• Laurie: "I hope Lisa gets screwed by Elmo because she sucks Elmo ass."

• Wav of D's cat, Emmit, meowing.

• Rather than list them seperately, here we go. Bunny's neice, Falon, saying hello to: Aidenn, Ali (twice), Aura, Bing, D, Ellie, Joe, Joey, Julesie, Kate, Katie, Megan, Meko, Melissa, Meltha, Nate, Nathan, Robert, Ryan, and Steph.

• Alley: "Abso-fucking-lutely."

• Falon: "You are so beautiful to me!"

• Falon: "Ciao babe, see you later, night sweet dreams I love you!"

• Falon: "Hi, Brendan, this is Falon. Thanks for the message. Bye."

• Falon: "Buffy Fight."

• Alley's little boy: "Firetruck. Firetruck. Firetruck."

• "Lord have mercy, it's a horny homosexual."

• Tickle Me Elmo giggling.

• Aura: "Sort of blow like you're blowing a kiss, and use the tongue for a little help with the OH!"

• Bunny: "Yeah, you fucked up this time, Foo Foo. What the fuck's wrong with you?"

• Meltha: "That is SUCH a freaky image. Oh, jeez."

• Rachel: "Fucking. hell."

• Alley's son Danny: "You are the greenest bunny of goodness."

• Aura: "How ghetto am I?"

• Brendan: "Give us a kiss."
  

• Alley singing "Goodnight Sweetheart".

• Alley and Robert singing "Goodnight, Sweetheart."

• Brendan: "Angel's getting some! Good on you, mate."
  

• Brendan: "Going potty in my pants is gross."

• Aura: "Ha ha. Ha."

• Cyn: "I hate you, Alley. Do you hear that? I. hate. you. I'm just kidding, I love you."

• Cyn: "I hate Aura! Aura and her.....the.....the thing! The thing with the stuff that she has and the...oh...you know! I can't do it, Aura, I don't hate you."

• Cyn: "I hate RyAn. RyAn and his goddamned big A. Where the fuck do you get a big A like that from, anyway? That's bullshit! Bullshit, I tell you! Yeah, he's just jealous 'cause my nose is so much prettier than his nose is. It's not even funny, I am telling you. Goddamn, RyAn. Goddamn you, Ryan! And your damned big A, nobody likes it! NOBODY!"

• Cyn: "I heart duct tape."
  

• “Lord have mercy, it's a room full of heterosexuals.”

• Brendan: "Hi, Bunny!"
  

• Cyn: "I heart TV."

• Red: "I hope Lisa gets screwed by Elmo because she sucks Elmo ASS."

• Alley: "God, I love Joey! He's my sunshine. He makes me happy when skies are gray. He'll never know, though, how much I love him because Cyn keeps taking my sunshine away."

• Aura (?): "Come on, it's funny!"

• Aura: "Yesterday I was masturbating, as I often do. 'Cause we all know that I'm not getting any at any time in the foreseeable future."

• Aura: "Dumbass."

• Aura: "I am totally a horrible, dirty nasty sinner now."

• Joey: "GO BACK TO CHINA!"

• Joey singing about "Gotta find a way".

• Joey. Making sucking noises. And swallowing.

• Joey: "::gag:: Thirsty."

• Joey: "And I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder, and sucked the sweetest milk I had ever tasted."

• Joey: "::makes noise like cocking a gun:: Not in my backyard, utensils!"

• D's dog barking

• Joey: "I'm the key, stick me in your hole."

• Bunny: "Here kitty kitty."

• Bunny calling to D's cats.

• Red: "Kliolls."

• A montage of laughter from Giles, D, Drusilla, Spike, and Angel, with Bunny and Aura laughing mixed in as well.

• Aura: "Let's not kid ourselves here."

• Logan screaming. (His VM)

• Megan: "What are you going to do B? Kill me? You're not ready for that. Yet."

• Meltha laughing.

• Meltha: “Hi, it’s Meltha.”

• Cyn: "Mmmmm. Drugs."

• Fenix: "It's a monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey."

• Rachel: "People suck monkey balls."

• Joey: "Your god is moshing."

• Aura: "Nate's lurking! Oooh! That's unlike him! Ha ha! Ha!"

• Aura: "Nate doesn't want me to talk about how sexy he is."

• Bunny's Tigger singing the Tisket A'Tasket song.

• Alley: "Nobody gets me."
  

• Aura: "Nooooo Buuunnnyyyyy. Yooouuuu caaan'ttt doooo thaaaat."

• Cyn: "I really have no idea what to say here."

• Alley's munchkin mimicking Bunny's 'ouch' IM sound.

• Syd: How does he even wear pants? Yah...

• Joey: "Keep your peckers in your pants."

• Cyn: "Pincheputa."

• Aura: "I am a pirate. Arrrrgh!"
  

• Alley's sons singing happy birthday to Bunny.

• Red explaining how to say PSH in response to Alley's psh wav.

• Alley: "I wasn't psh'ing the um. I wasn't! Heh. How does one say 'psh', anyway?!"

• Bunny: "Kitty cat listening? Make sure kitty cat's around. Quit IM'ing me, D. You're making sheep noises in the background when I'm trying to talk to your cat."

• Lisa: "Rach is a suck ass."

• Bunny's impression of a chihuahua.

• Red: "I love Alley. Hee hee hee."

• Red: "I love Cyn. Hee hee!"

• Red: "I love Joey. Hee hee hee. Yay! Woo!"

• Joey: "Red rocks. Red rocks so many socks. Red is the grand master of sock rockiness."

• Brendan: "She bangs, she bangs, oh baby, she moves, she moves. I go crazy, looks like a flower, stings like a bee like every girl in history."
  

• Alley: "I'm the Shirty McShirtikins. You're the Shirty McShirtikins that Shirty'd my psh's to your um. Psh."
  

• Aura: "Shut up, Aura!"

• Aura: "Shut up, Bunny!"

• Aura: "Shut up, Nate!"

• Aura: "Yeah, maybe I should shut up now!"

• Meltha sighing.

• "I'm talking really slow! Can you hear me talk slow? Talk Slow, slow, slow. Talk fast!"

• Red: "Cyn loves snot bubbles, hee hee. I'm funny."

• Alley: "Are you cute?"
  Brendan: "Yeah. Sometimes."

• Fenix: "Suddenly in the dark clouds of dullness, or even numbness and boredom, that takes overwhelming control, detachment of body and soul, life, distractions all slipping around - they're trapped in a snowglobe, the warm southern sun beating down with the clear afternoon breeze blowing gently east, another day, another emotion, another step towards home."

• A wav created by Bunny, using clips from different SS voice mails. The voices heard are, in order, Ryan, Ali, D, Robert, Joey, Julesie, Meltha, Bunny, Melissa, Ryan again, Ellie, and Falon.

• Aura: "She's squealing!"

• Joey: "Stab kill die!"

• Aura: "Steph always has images in her brain."

• Aura: "Stop laughing!"

• Alley: "Logan, I have stroked you and stroked you until I just cannot stroke anymore. And until you stroke me back, I am going to go do it for someone else."

• Aura: "I just woke up from a Nyquil-induced slumber and had to tell you about the weird dream I had..."
  

• Red: "Dammit, you guys, I'm all sweaty and laughing and dead."

• Red's little brother, Tanner, singing.

• Brendan: "I'm gonna get that boy!"

• Red: "See? I think you do."

• Meltha (with numb mouth) : "To be continued."

• Aura: (laughing) "You're having way too much fun in there."

• Cyn: "Triplets are pretty."

• Syd: "More like twigstock for that dude."

• Red, making some VERY odd noises.

• Rachel: "Lisa is a whooore."

• Meltha: "Woo. Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh baby. Whatever."

• Aura: "Your god moshing!" (You have to hear it to believe it)

• Meltha: "Yo bun bun. That be some whack doodie. You be all up in the shiznet, and steppin' on the steak tartar. Word up, yo, dwiddly bun. I have no idea what I just said."

• Brendan: "Fruit salad, yummy yummy.  Fruit salad, yummy yummy.  Cold spaghetti cold spaghetti.  Mashed bananas mashed bananas.  Bananas, bananas, bananas."

• Meltha couldn't live without a Z wav. Possibly the cutest thing ever.

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