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15minutes
- Danny: "Man, I don't know about these chicks."
Kenickie: ":Yeah, they're only good for one thing."
Sonny: "Then what are you supposed to do with them the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?"
Putzie: "Is that all it takes 15 minutes?"
Grease
1801
- Michelle: "Your dad sees the look on grandma's face, it's gonna break his heart. Because of me."
Jim: "Not because of you. It's not because of you at all. It's because Grandma thinks it's 1801."
American Wedding
28days
- Frank: "28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end."
Donnie Darko
45 and a Shovel
- Mr. Horiwitz: "Hey you, anything happens to my daughter, I got a 45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you."
Clueless
4hrhottub
- Elle: "Do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?"
Warner: "Uhh, ye...no."
Elle: "Well, this is so much better than that."
Legally Blonde
88mph
- Doc: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour...you're gonna see some serious shit."
Back to the Future
911
- Seth Green: "I'm gonna call 911. What's the number?"
Idle Hands
A
abortionloosewomen
- Jay: "We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?"
Dogma
absolutemoron
- Vanessa: "So what, you think it's okay to do all sorts of bad stuff to me now?"
Bob: "Well, that's an open-ended discussion, Vanessa, dealing with deep philosophical ramifications. Something you could hardly grasp. In fact, take it from me, a professional, Vanessa, you're an absolute FUCKING moron."
Freeway
accent
- Jim Carrey: "That's a lovely accent you have."
Dumb and Dumber
actofdesperation
- Bandleader: "Ladies and Gentleman, Miss Velma Kelley in an act of desparation."
Chicago
actsofgod
- Seth: "Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?"
From Dusk til Dawn
adequate
- Joan: "We've been together a long time. Well, not a long time, but an adequate four months. Adequate until you FUCKING CHEATED ON ME with that skank!"
Playing By Heart
adorablelikethat
- Joan: "You can't treat people like you treat people and then...and then say something adorable like that!"
Playing By Heart
advice
- Kathryn Merteuil: "My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible."
Cruel Intentions
affair50
- Buffy: "A couple of weeks ago, I met this guy."
Kimberly: "Oh, my god, you're having an affair?"
Nicole: "Cool!"
Jenny: "Does Jeffery know?"
Bufy: "It's not about that! He's, like, old. He's 50."
Girls: "Ewww!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
afright
- Vanessa: "I think I'll have the double he-man breakfast and...a large size cherry coke. Okay? What? I must look afright. You got a washroom?"
Freeway
agreesecond
- Somerset: "Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."
Seven
aholdass
- Guy: "You're gonna give her my (spanish word for gun)?"
Mesquita: "I'll get you another one, bendaho. I get you a cellular, too. And a beeper. I get ahold of your ass."
Freeway
ahooker
- Gordon: "Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands."
Matt Damon: "Oh Jesus, again Ben?"
Ben Affleck: "No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
aintgotaman
- Sam: "I ain't got a man, I ain't got a son, I ain't got a daughter..."
The Lost Boys
ak47
- Ordell: "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes."
Jackie Brown
alcoholisbad
- Robbie: "All right, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!"
The Wedding Singer
allbad
- Helen: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry: "Yes, but they were all bad."
True Lies
allergicdancing
- Kenny: "Yo Jana, wanna dance?"
Jana: "I'm allergic."
Kenny: "You're allergic to dancing?"
Jana: "Yeah."
Can't Hardly Wait
alllucky
- Magenta: "You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha..."
Rocky Horror Picture Show
allmorning
- Suzanna: "Has she come down yet?"
Lisa: "No. But she's been playing that SHIT all MORNING!"
Girl, Interrupted
Allnight
- Rob Schneider: "You can do it! You can do it all night
long!"
Water Boy
almostcaught
- Jack: "You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Pirates of the Caribbean
aloony
- Man: "What are you gonna do, bleed one me?"
Guy: "I'm invincible!"
Guy: "You're a loony."
Monty Python
alotcooler
- Wooderson: "Say, man, you got a joint?"
Mitch: "No, not on me, man."
Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you diid."
Dazed and Confused
alreadyraining
- Cady: "Karen used her 'special talents' to do the morning weather announcements."
Karen: "Hi, this is Karen Smith. It's 68 degrees and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining."
Mean Girls
alsosleepwithmen
- Foreign Guy: "My wife makes the best Sangria."
Jenny: "Wait. What?"
Foreign Guy: "Sangria! You take a good spanish wine, you put in slices of orange, and-"
Jenny: "No, no, no, wait. You said you were married? So, you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?"
Foreign Guy: "No, please, Jennifer, it is not like that. I also sleep with men."
Eurotrip
alwaysright
- Ace Ventura: "MAN, I'm tired of being right."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
ambitionbrokeleg
- Les: "You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg."
Torrance: "When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground!"
Bring it On
amongstcatalog
- Girl: "...been around forever. We are so lucky. We were so lucky to be raised amongst catalogs."
Guy: "Oh, it's so much easier. Because, especially, you don't have to deal with people as much. You can just talk to the person on the phone."
Girl: "Or not."
Guy: "Yeah."
Best In Show
analsup
- Guy: "Phil, get me an anti-nausea anal suppository, 'cause I'm not gonna keep down any pills."
Raking Leaves
anarchy
- Bender: "Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!"
Breakfast Club
anatomy
- Vanessa: "Larry, get your goddamned hands off my anatomy!"
Freeway
ancestorsdead
- Fa Li "Of all days to be late! I should've prayed to the ancestors for luck."
Grandmother Fa: How lucky can they be? They're dead."
Mulan
angel
- Woman: "Oh! It's an angel! It's an angel straight from heaven!"
Raising Arizona
anguished
- Vanessa: "I do got trauma, huh?"
Bob: "Let's not kid ourselves, Vanessa."
Vanessa: "I've been so anguished. I can't even remember being happy."
Freeway
annoy
- "We interupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating."
Monty Python
Annoying
- Jim Carrey: "Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? ::screams::
Dumb and Dumber
anorexic
- Peter: "I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight."
Samir: "Peter, she's anorexic."
Peter: "Yeah, I know. The guy's really good."
Office Space
anotherkitty
- Guy: "Look, guys, I found another kitty!"
Cat
anxiety
- Guy: "I have (???) anxiety."
Yoga
anyballsdownthere
- Dante: "Are there any balls down there?"
Jay: "About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!"
Clerks
Anywhere
- Kathryn: “You can put it anywhere."
Cruel Intentions
aorta
- Lisa: "Look at this. Go ahead! Go ahead!"
Margie: "That's enough!"
Lisa: "Take one fucking step and I'll jam this in my aorta! Go ahead, go ahead!"
Margie: "Stop it!"
Valerie: "Lisa, your aorta is in your chest."
Lisa: "Good to know. I'll make a note of that."
Girl, Interrupted
AP2-Behave
- Austin Powers: "Oh, behave!"
Austin Powers
AP-Everyone
- Austin Powers: "She's the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride."
Austin Powers
AP-Rotten
- Austin Powers: "I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!"
Austin Powers
apmarryme
- Jim: "Michelle Annabeth Flaherty, will you marry me?"
Michelle: "Yes!"
American Wedding
applesauce
- Ben Affleck: "Applesauce, bitch."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
arentreal
- Guy: "Flashbacks aren't real, David!"
Raking Leaves
arewhohangwith
- Chris: "I just wanted to apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes."
Sarah: "You know what they say. You are who you hang with."
Chris: "Yeah right... wait, did you just call me an asshole?"
The Craft
areyoumydaddy
- Ashtray: "Hello, everybody."
Dashiki: "Now children, what do you say when you meet a nice man?"
Kids: "Are you my daddy?"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
arialgarbagedisposal
- Donnie: "What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Sam?"
Sam: "You'll put Arial in the garbage disposal."
Donnie: "Goddamn right I will."
Donnie Darko
armedescort
- Sonny: "Hey, you're in luck, Luscious. You've got an armed escort home."
Marty: "It's not the arms I'm worried about, Sonny. It's the hands."
Grease
armfleshwound
- Arthur: "Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left."
Black Knight: "Yes, I have."
Arthur: "Look!"
Black Knight: "Just a flesh wound."
Monty Python
artisticdifferences
- Mya: "I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive, and I saw him as dead."
Chicago
arwenriver
- The spell Arwen recites to cause the water to come up over the Ring Wraiths.
LotR: FotR
aryanbrother
- Bob: "Vanessa, people like me? We don't go to the gas chamber."
Vanessa: "Then you'll go to the penitentiary, where the mighty Aryan brotherhood will make you wish you'd never been born."
Freeway
As If
askingondate
- Eric: "Maybe we could have dinner, you know?"
Gracie: "What, are you like asking me on a date?"
Eric: "No! Just casual dinner. If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it."
Miss Congeniality
asshall
- Jonathon: "Asshole."
Mr Richards: "What was that?"
Jonathon: "Oh. Nice hall."
Mannequin
Assholeday
- Sebastian Valmont: "I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house!"
Cruel Intentions
assholeword
- Edward: "You alright?"
Vivian: "I'm fine."
Edward: "Fine. That's seven 'fine's since we left the match. Can I have another word, please?"
Vivian: "Asshole, there's a word."
Pretty Woman
assume
- Samuel L. Jackson: "See, you're asuming I won't shoot your sorry ass. And everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you, and umption."
The Long Kiss Goodnight
athleticcompetition
- Andie: "Tomorrow night..."
Jeannie: "What happens tomorrow night?"
Andie: "Only the most exhilarating and artistic display of athletic competition known to mankind."
Jeannie: "The Ice Capades are in town?"
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
athleticequipment
- Mel: "Cher, what are you doing?"
Cher: "I'm Captain of the Pismo Beach Disaster Relief."
Mel: "I don't think they need your skis."
Cher: "Daddy, some people lost all their belongings! Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?"
Clueless
athleticsupporter
- Principal McGee: "If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."
Grease
Awakening
- Missy: "You're in for a RUDE awakening."
Bring It On
awareproudbreasts
- Gracie: "I know I'm going to miss the heels because they do something for my posture. I'm suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts."
Eric: "That's funny. Me, too."
Miss Congeniality
ayeayecaptain
- Torrance: "I got captain."
Justin: "Yeah, and you sent a girl to the hospital on your first day. Aye, Aye, Captain!"
Bring it On
B
babieslikemonkeys
- Michelle: "Oh, shut UP! And what are you picking on us for, anyway? We are not the ones who got fat."
Christie: "We're pregnant, you half wit."
Michelle: "Oh, yeah? Well, I hope your babies look like monkeys. Come on, Romy."
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
babydaddy
- Justice: "You're no match for my Show Lin Monk!"
Sissy: "Yeah, but I'll bury you with my crouching tiger!"
Justice: "A little venus fly trap?"
Sissy: "I'll counter with dragon queen."
Justice: "How about a little 'Bitch, my man ain't yo baby's daddy!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
babyincorner
- Johnny: "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Dirty Dancing
babylaugh
- Baby's infamous giggle.
House of 1000 Corpses
babysitter
- Chris: "Don't FUCK with the babysitter!"
Adventure in Babysitting
backinyourcage
- Miranda: "Hello?"
Daniel: [redneck voice] "Ahhh! Layla, get back in your cell! Don't make me get the hose!" [sweet voice] "Hello?"
Mrs Doubtfire
backtoschool
- Billy: "Ohhh, back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhh, back to school, back to school, back to school."
Billy Madison
backtoyou
- Bruce: "I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!"
Bruce Almighty
baddobby
- Dobby: "Bad Dobby! BAD DOBBY!"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
baddogexperience
- Left Ear: "This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs...I had a real bad experience, man."
Charlie: "What happened?"
Left Ear: "I had. a bad. experience. Damn it. I'm deaf."
The Italian Job
badfeeling
- Han Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this."
Star Wars
badgrandma
- Shaggy: "Sit grandma! Bad grandma! Don't eat the kitty!"
Scooby Doo
badinfluence
- Ron: "I think we've had a bad influence on her."
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
badlanguage
- Bob: "Having some kind of trouble?"
Vanessa: "Yeah, the fucking cocksucker won't even fucking turn over. Excuse my bad language, sir."
Freeway
badllama
- Kuzco: "Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama."
Emperor's New Groove
badmanners
- Vanessa: "You know, you should've just let me outta the car when I ASKED you to, Bob! See where bad manners get you?"
Freeway
badnewsgoodway
- Prince John: "Maybe if you tell me the *bad* news in a *good* way, it won't sound so bad."
Sheriff: "The bad news in a good way. Yes, I can do that. The bad news in a good way. Well, here it goes. [laughing hysterically] W-wait till you hear this! I just bumped into Robin of Locksley, he's back from the crusades. You know, he just beat the *crap* out of me and my men. He hates you and he loves your brother, Richard! And...he wants to see you hanged! We're in an awful lot of trouble!"
Prince John: "What, are you crazy?"
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
badpuppy
- Scrappy: "I'll rock you, and sock you, and crush you like a-"
Shaggy: "Like, dude?"
Scrappy: "WHAT?!"
Shaggy: "You're a bad puppy."
Scooby Doo
badweather
- Adrian: "Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north."
Good Morning Vietnam
bagibberish
- Evan's Bruce-induced gibberish.
Bruce Almighty
bagohamburgers
- Scooby: "Hello?"
Voice: "Got a bag of, uh, hamburgers here for you. Just walk into the dark shadowy part of the forrest where no one can see you."
Scooby: "Okay!"
Scooby Doo
bahighpitched
- Evan: "A potential scandal with the Buffalo PD surfaced today when the mayor ::high pitched squeaking:: I'm sorry, I seem to have something stuck in my..."
Producer: "Somebody get him some water please."
Anchor: "Looks like my new co-worker may n eed a glass of water."
Evan: "::high pitched giggling::"
Bruce Almighty
balllickers
- Jay: "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! YOU are the ones who are the ball lickers! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who's making the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit. Then shit out our shit then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all your motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
ballsatnose
- Ms Stoger: "Amber!"
Amber: "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
Dionne: "Well, there goes your social life."
Clueless
ballsy
- Gib: "Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy."
True Lies
bananasplit
- Shaggy: "Guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top."
Scooby Doo
Bandcamp
- Michelle: "This one time... at Band Camp..."
American Pie
bandforever
- Benny: "Aw, forget them. Live forever. We could start a band!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
barkallday
- Vic: "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite?"
Reservoir Dogs
basedonrealgrades
- Mel: "You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?"
Cher: "Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?"
Mel: "Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades."
Clueless
basement
- Richie: "You gotta help me! Somebody please! In the basement! There's a werewolf."
It
basementalamo
- Pee-Wee: "Where's the basement?"
Guide: "Excuse me?"
Pee-Wee: "Aren't we going to see the basement?"
Guide: "There's no basement at the Alamo."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
bash
- Jack: "Wendy. Darling. LIGHT OF MY LIFE. I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash. your brains in. I'm going to bash them right the FUCK IN!"
The Shining
batheher
- Butthead: "Bathe her, and bring her to me."
Beavis and Butthead
battleship
- Biff: "That's about as funny as a screendoor on a battleship."
Marty: "That's screendoor on a submarine, you dork."
Back to the Future
bcsushi
- Bender: "What's that?"
Claire: "Sushi."
Bender: "Sushi?"
Claire: "ice, raw fish, and seaweed."
Bender: "You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?"
Breakfast Club
Beatdown
- Janella: "Can we just beat these Buffies down, so I can go home?"
Bring It On
beefcows
- Rabbit: "God, Meg, you've got a lot of beef. Where did you get all this beef?"
Meg: "Did you see my cows out front?"
Rabbit: "No."
Meg: "Oh!"
Twister
beeftreat
- Mrs Collins: "H-h-h-he went to get a beef treat, M-m-m-mesquita, and he'll be right back."
Freeway
beenthroughalot
- Gary: "Don't talk to me about the sexual habits of family members. What about your sister?"
Brooke: "My sister has been through a lot."
Gary: "Of dick!"
The Breakup
beforepeasants
- Yzma: "It is no concern of mine whether your family has... what was it again?"
Peasant: "Umm... food?"
Yzma: "Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!"
Emperor's New Groove
begging
- Chris: "Please, stop begging. It's pathetic."
The Craft
behave
- Vanessa: "Now you just behave!"
Freeway
behaviormodification
- Scooby: ::barking::
Velma: "Uh, Grandma?"
Fred: "Wait, Velma, it's simple behavior modification. To cause a dog to discontinue any action, you simply flick it on the nose. Observe. Scoob?"
::flick::
Fred: "See?"
::punch::
Scooby Doo
beholdsheep
- John: "Behold, I send you out as sheep admidst the wolves."
Devil's Advocate
beinbad
- Bender: "Bein' bad feels pretty good, huh?"
Breakfast Club
beingsomebody
- Gia: "And tell them, 'You don't have to be anybody', because I would know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway."
Gia
Belly
- Fat Bastard: "Get in mah belly!"
Austin Powers 2
belovedboy
- Vanessa: "Goodbye, Chopper, my beloved boyfriend."
Freeway
bemyfriend
- Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: "I'm sorry, dude. I don't even work here. I'm just waiting for my friends."
Michael: "You're kidding me."
Guy: "Actually, yes. I don't have any friends. Will you be my friend?"
Click
benaffleckhooker
- Guard: "Sorry to interrupt, sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands."
Matt Damon: "Aww, jesus, again, Ben?"
Ben Affleck: "No, bullshit, 'cause I wasn't with a hooker today! Ha ha!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
bendershouse
- Bender: "Stupid, worthless, no-good goddamn freeloading son-of-a-bitch. Retarded big-mouthed know-it-all asshole jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful. Shut up, Bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie! What about you, Dad? Fuck you. No, Dad, what about you? Fuck you! No, Dad, what about you?! Fuck you!"
The Breakfast Club
bendovertree
- Guy: "Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
Clark: "Bend over and I'll show you!"
Christmas Vacation
bestclownsuit
- Captain Spaulding: "Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."
House of 1000 Corpses
bestyearsofmy
- Pink: "All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself."
Dazed and Confused
bewarethegroove
- Pacha: "I'm supposed to see him today."
Old Man: "Don't throw off his groove!"
Pacha: "Oh, okay."
Old Man: "Bewaaare, the grooove."
Pacha: "Hey, are you gonna be all right?"
Old Man: "Grooove..."
Emperor's New Groove
BigBlue
- Stifler:"Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!"
American Pie 2
bigdyke
- Stoner: "Um, Jan? Would you be my girlfriend?"
Jan: "I would, but I'm gay, you know. I'm a big dyke."
Half Baked
biggaycheerleader
- Justin: "It's not my fault you're in love with a big gay cheerleader who won't return your phone calls."
Torrance: "Aaron isn't gay!"
Justin: "Oh, so someone just made him become a cheerleader?"
Torrance: "He's just busy!"
Justin: "Yeah, busy scamming on guys!"
Bring it On
biggestdicknever
- Mary: "Have you ever had a boyfriend?"
Megan: "Yes. For two years, we've been going steady. And I really love him. He's smart, and popular-"
Graham: "He's got the biggest dick I've never seen."
But I'm a Cheerleader
bigglesworth
- Dr Evil: "That makes me angry, and when Dr Evil gets angry, Mr Bigglesworth gets upset! ::meow:: And when Mr Bigglesworth gets upset....PEOPLE DIE!"
Austin Powers
bighead
- Father: "Look at the size of that boy's head."
Guy: "Shh."
Father: "I'm not kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick."
Guy: "You're gonna give the boy a complex."
Father: "Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system!"
So I Married an Axe Murderer
bigjugs
- Cady: "She's not even that good looking if you really look at her."
Janis: "I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs."
Mean Girls
bigmess
- Vanessa: "Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun makes such a big mess out of someone."
Lawyer: "Are you out of your mind?!"
Freeway
biguglyteeth
- Vanessa: "Some big ugly fucking teeth you got there, Bob."
Freeway
billzebub
- Guy: "Bill. Zebub. Billzebub." (repeat a lot)
Raking Leaves
bing
- Insurance Salesman: "BING!"
Groundhog's Day
birdandbush
- Bruce: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I have no bird, I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush."
Bruce Almighty
bitchinbitch
- Rose: "Our son just called me a bitch."
Eddie: "You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch."
Donnie Darko
bitchwentdown
- Tatum: "God, I loved it. 'I'll send you a copy.' Bam! Bitch went down. 'I'll send you a copy.' Bam! Syd! Super bitch! You are so cool."
Scream
bitebutts
- Donkey: "Don't look at me, I ain't bitin' no more butts."
Shrek
biteremotehard
- : "Ooh, I giess the O'Doyles' remote can bite my advanced-technological ass then."
Morty: "I don't know the O'Doyles but they can bite it hard."
Click
bitetheweenie
- Danny: "Oh, bite the weenie, Riz."
Rizzo: "With relish."
Grease
blackcoffee
- Boy: "Cream?"
Girl: "No, thank you. I take it black. Like my men."
Airplane!
blackerberry
- Smokey: "The older the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Craig: "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Smokey: "Yeah, well, she blacker than a motherfucker, too."
Friday
blackonblack
- Preach: "We need to put an end to all this black on black crime! We need to call a truce!
Crazy Legs: "What about that time you shot Byron? Ain't that Black on Black crime?"
Preach: "Byron was light skinned."
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
blackpantherparty
- Forrest: "Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party."
Forrest Gump
blacktransampinkguy
- Samantha: "Since I was about 12 I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen. You know a big party, with a band, and tons of people."
Randy: "And a pink TransAm in the driveway with a ribbon around it. And some incredibly gorgeous guy that you meet like, in France. And you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes."
Samantha: "I don't need the cloud."
Randy: "Just a pink TransAm and the guy, right?"
Samantha: "A black one."
Randy: "A black guy?"
Samantha: "A black TransAm, a pink guy."
Sixteen Candles
bleeding
- George Bailey: "Ha ha ha ha ha! My mouth's bleeding!"
It's a Wonderful Life
bleedingpicasso
- Will Scarlet: "Blinkin! Fix your boobs. You look like a bleedin' Picasso!"
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Bleep
- From Happy Gilmore. Adam Sandler cursing, but with it all bleeped out.
blesskill
- Antonio Banderas: "Bless me, father, for I have just killed quite a few men."
Desperado
blondehairblackroots
- Romy: "How's my hair?"
Michelle: "Perfect. Okay, Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black roots, it's not even funny."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
blondewoman
- Gia: "I don't think a woman is really a woman unless she's a blonde, you know?"
Gia
bloodyisnow
- Jack: "Must've been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you. Well, it bloody is now!"
Pirates of the Caribbean
bloodypirates
- Pintel: "They're stealing our ship."
Ragetti: "Bloody Pirates."
Pirates of the Caribbean
blowbrainsout
- Cop: "Did you ever see Vanessa act in an overtly hostile way to an actual human being?"
Girl: "You mean, like, blow somebody's brains out all over the place?"
Cop: "Oh, you think that's funny?"
Girl: "Yeah."
Freeway
blowingholes
- Jack: "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
Pirates of the Caribbean
blue
- Frank: "Blue, you're my boy!"
Old School
blueberryschnapps
- Buffy: "Grueller! It's me! Remember me, Buffy! We used to hang. My birthday party, you drank all the blueberry schnapps and luged all over my mom?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
bluepen
- Jim Carrey: "The pen is blue. The pen is blue. The GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE!"
Liar, Liar
bobsroad
- Rabbit: "If I can find this road. It's like Bob's Road."
Twister
bodycount
- Veronica: "Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count."
Heathers
bodydie
- Lestat: "Your body is dying, pay no attention. Happens to us all."
Interview with a Vampire
bodyswitching
- Daphne: "Hey! I'm me again!"
Velma-as-Fred: "Yippie for you."
Shaggy-as-Velma: "Man, like, why am I wearing a dress?"
Fred-as-Shaggy: "Everyone remain calm. Velma, what the heck's going on?"
Velma-as-Fred: "If my calculations are correct, due to the fragile nature of unstable protoplasm in the proximity of the damon ritus, we're simply going to continue randomly changing bodies until-"
Velma-as-Shaggy: "-until the protoplasm realigns with the appopriate body."
Daphne-as-Fred: "I'm Fred again!"
Shaggy-as-Daphne: "Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?"
Scooby Doo
Boldlygo
- Kathryn: "Boldly go where no man has gone before."
Cruel Intentions
bonanza
- Rose: "Do you even know who Graham Green is?"
Kitty: "I think we have all seen Bonanza."
Donnie Darko
boneyass
- Mox: "I don't think I have a boney ass. I think I have a very nice ass."
Billy Bob: "It is kinda nice."
Varsity Blues
boobookitty
- Justice: "You're sure you're okay with this?"
Jay: "As sure as I am that you're the hottest bitch I ever seen."
Sissy: "Fucker!"
Chrissy: "Easy, tiger."
Jay: "What's twisting this bitch's tit?"
Justice: "Maybe it's because women don't like to be called bitches, Jay."
Jay: "They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?"
Justice: "How about not?"
Jay: "What the fuck am I supposed to call you, then?"
Justice: "Something sweet, you big goof. Something nice."
Jay: "Boo boo kitty fuck?"
Justice: "Okay, that's a start."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Boochie
- Jay: "Snoochie Boochie Noochies!"
Mall
Rats
boody traps
- Data: "I'm setting boody traps."
Not sure: "You mean booby traps."
Data: "That's what I said, booby traps!"
The Goonies
boogers
- Assistant: "Here's your coffee, sir."
Chaka: "Did you spit in it?"
Assistant: "I didn't spit in it, sir."
Chaka: "Any boogers in it?"
Assistant: "There's no boogers in it, sir."
Chaka: "You went to film school didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!"
Assistant: "There's no boogers in it, sir."
Chaka: "Then taste it. Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there!"
Assistant: "It's all good, sir."
Chaka: "No, it ain't all good! Now clean that shit up. That's right! Get me a white boy. Get me a blonde-haired white boy so I can enjoy that shit."
Assistant: "You the man, sir."
Chaka: "No, you the man, and that's the problem!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
bookitty
- Boo: "Kitty!"
Monsters, Inc
Bored
- Castor Troy: "Let's go, let's go, I'm bored, let's go."
Face Off
bornagay
- Hilary Faye: "Come on. I mean you're not born a gay, you're born again!"
Saved!
borrowher
- Andy: "Jeffery, I don't want to sound sexist or anything, but can I borrow her?"
Buffy: "Andy!"
Jeffery: "No way, you'd get her dirty. He would, honey. He's an animal."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
borrowunderpants
- Ted: "Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?"
Sixteen Candles
bothgetthepoint
- Merrick: "You have missed years of training."
Buffy: "See?"
Merrick: "And you are undisclipined. Frivilous."
Buffy: "Don't I know it."
Merrick: "Quite probably the most vacuous choice in my entire-"
Buffy: "Okay, okay, I think we both get the point!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
bothwivespretty
- Kuzco: "You have a lovely wife. They're both very pretty."
Emperor's New Groove
boughtnewface
- Michelle: "But you're so dreamy!"
Sandy: "Well, when I made my first million, my present to myself was a new face."
Michelle: "Okay, I'm not just saying this, but you really picked a good one."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
braincells
- Vanessa: "The last one I was in, there was this old man there that everyone called Grandpa, and he had this disease called, um, Weisenheimers, I think it was, where your brain cells run out into your pee?"
Freeway
brainpower
- Sarah: "I have to get to the castle at the center of the Labyrinth. Do you know the way?"
Wise Man: "Huh."
Hat: "Huh?"
Wise Man: "Huh."
Hat: "Huh?"
Wise Man: "Yes. You want to get the castle, eh?"
Hat: "How's that for brain power, huh?"
Wise Man: "BE QUIET!"
Hat: "Ah, nuts."
Labyrinth
brains
- Angelina Jolie: "God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
Hackers
Break
- Samuel L. Jackson: "Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your
concentration?"
Pulp Fiction
breakanail
- Buffy: "I never hit anybody before!"
Merrick: "Really? Well, you did it perfectly."
Buffy: "I didn't even break a nail!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
breakfastcereals
- Mr Teevee: "So, can you send other things? Say, like, breakfast cereals?"
Willie Wonka: "Do you have any idea what breakfast cereals' made of? It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
breakfst
- Guy: "You're in big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Guy: "No!"
Happy Gilmore
breakoutlotion
- Mr Ammer: "Like the day I said, 'You want a promotion? Break out the lotion'."
Click
breakyourneck
- Duane: "You walk across the lobby, slip on the glass, let gravity do the rest."
Blaine: "::babble::"
Duane: "It's true, you could break your neck. It's a risk I'm willing to take."
Rat Race
breathing
- Jock: "Hey, yo, pisswad! You're in my way."
Elijah Wood: "I'm sorry, I was breathing here."
The Faculty
breathproblem
- Torrance: "This is a serious problem!"
Missy: "Oh, so is your breath."
Bring it On
Brenda
- Shannon Dougherty: "Wow. A sailboat."
Guy: "Brenda?"
Shannon:"Dick!"
Mallrats
bringafriend
- Sheriff: "You. My room. 10:30 tonight. You. 10:45. And bring a friend."
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
britneyandkevin23babies
- Radio Announcer: "This is 10-10 Wins News, February fifth, 2017. Britney Spears had her 23rd baby today. Proud father Kevin Federline says he's now considering getting a job."
Click
brokeupmachine
- Jeffery: "I told you all this."
Buffy: "No, you didn't."
Jeffery: "Didn't you get my message?"
Buffy: "You left me a message?!"
Jeffery: "You weren't home! Like always."
Buffy: "You broke up with my machine?!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
brother
- Sam: "My own brother! A goddamn, shit sucking vampire! Well, you
wait 'til Mom finds out, buddy!"
Lost Boys
broughten
- Cheerleader: "Well, then, you better bring it."
Priscilla: "Oh, it's already been brought-en."
Not Another Teen Movie
bsing
- Smokey: "I was just bull-shittin'! And you know this! Man!"
Friday
buckunderwear
- Randy: "I was gonna tell you something, but maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad."
Samantha: "You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore."
Randy: "Last night at the dance my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear."
Sixteen Candles
buddychrist
- Cardinal Glick: "I give you...the Buddy Christ!"
Dogma
buffoon
- Prince: "I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase."
Wesley: "I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
Princess Bride
bubba n forrest
- Forrest: "If I'd have known this was gonna be the last time me and Bubba was gonna talk, I'd have thought of something better to say. Hey, Bubba."
Bubba: "Hey, Forrest. Forrest, why'd this happen?"
Forrest: "You got shot."
Forrest: "Then Bubba said something I won't even forget."
Bubba: "I wanna go home."
Forrest: "Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner. Bubba was gonna be a shrimpin' boat captain, but instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam. That's all I have to say about that."
Forrest Gump
buffylifeplan
- Buffy: "I don't WANT to be the Chosen One. I don't want to spend the rest of my life chasing after vampires. All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and DIE!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
bugthreat
- Cassandra: "What are the most immediate threats to the world environment right now?"
Jeffery: "Uhhh, litter?"
Nicole: "Forrest fires?"
Buffy: "Bugs?"
Kimberly: "Bugs, totally!"
Jenny: "Yeah, I hate bugs."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
bukawk
- Biff, Jr: "What's wrong, McFly? Chicken?"
Machine: "BUKAWK!"
Back to the Future Part 2
bulimia
- Chick: "Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87."
Heathers
bullhorns
- Principal: "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns."
The Breakfast Club
bunchatimes
- Vanessa: "You wanna get shot a whole buncha times?!"
Freeway
bunsofsteel
- Tai: "And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel."
Clueless
burger
- Guy: "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
Wet Hot American Summer
burnhishousedown
- Michael: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell's this Derek guy?"
Samantha Age 15: "Duh, my boyfriend, the hottest boy in school, hello?"
Michael: "Oh, he's gonna be really hot when I burn his house down."
Click
butlerfag
- Armand: "You're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler."
Agador: "No! I'm gonna look like a fag!"
Armand: "Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform."
The Birdcage
buttdinner
- Bonnie: "Hi. Don't be shy, honey. Nice ass!"
Rochelle: "Bonnie!"
Bonnie: "What, he has a cute butt."Sarah: "You're a slut."
Rochelle: "Maybe you should go ask him out, Bonnie."
Sarah: "Yeah, 'I like your butt, do you want to have dinner?'"
The Craft
butterscotchripple
- Willie Wonka: "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% inspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
buysomediamonds
- Kit: "Maybe you could, like, get a house together, and buy some diamonds and a horse, I don't know."
Pretty Woman
Byenow
- Wesley from Robin Hood Men in Tights saying good-bye in different langauges.
C
cableromance
- Stacy: "I want romance."
Linda: "You want romance? In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Cakeboy
- Murray: "Your man Christian is a cake boy."
Dione/Cher: "A what?"
Murray: "He's a disco-dancin', Oscar-Wilde-readin', Striesand-ticket-holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?"
Clueless
calvinklein
- Lorraine: "I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin."
Marty: "Why do you keep calling me Calvin?"
Lorraine: "That is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear."
Back to the Future
camesawkickedass
- Bill Murray: "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"
Ghostbusters
cancel
- Sheriff: "Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans. No more merciful beheadings. And call off Christmas!"
Robin Hood: Prince of Theives
Candy_cane
- Charlize Theron: "When I get back in that room, you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane."
Reindeer Games
candybars
- College Boy: "Candy bars!"
Super Troopers
candymansdaughter
- Randy: "There's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth."
Scream 2
candynopoint
- Mike: "Why's everything here completely pointless?"
Charlie: "Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
cannibalismfrown
- Willie Wonka: "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called canibalism, dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
cantbegood
- Duane: "Well, that can't be good."
Rat Race
cantmovelegs
- Buffy: "Are you okay?"
Pike: "I can't move my legs."
Buffy: "Why?"
Pike: "'Cause you're sitting on them."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
captainchunk
- Mikey: "Chunk!"
Chunk: "No! Captain Chunk!"
The Goonies
captaintwinkie
- Michael: "Ben? That you? Look how big you got. You're enormous."
Ben Age 17: "Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie of the S.S. Fat-Ass!"
Click
carride
- Kathryn: "Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride?"
Sebastian: "Kathryn. The only thing you're gonna be riding is me."
Cruel Intentions
carriedwatermelon
- Johnny: "What's she doing here?"
Billy: "She came with me. She's with me."
Baby: "I carried a watermelon."
Dirty Dancing
cellardoor
- Donnie: "What's cellar door?"
Karen: "This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all these endless combinations of words in all of history, that cellar door is the most beautiful."
Donnie Darko
centralair
- Banky: "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air."
Dogma
chamberlain
- General: "CHAMBERLAIN!"
The Dark Crystal
chanceofvalor
- Eowyn: "I fear neither death nor pain."
Aragorn: "What do you fear, my lady?"
Eowyn: "A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them, and all chance of valor has gone beyond recor or desire."
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
charginforthebus
- Jay: "Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
charms
- Irish Man: "They're always after me lucky charms!" ::laughter:: "What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms! What?!"
Frau: "It's a television commercial! With this cartoon leprechaun and all of these childrens are trying to chase him. 'Here leprechaun man, leprechaun man. I want to get your lucky charms!' Oh, and there's all of these little tiny bits of marshmallows just stuck right in the cereal. So that when the kids eat them, they think 'Oh, this is candy, I'm having fun!'"
Austin Powers
chasingamy
- Silent Bob: "So I spend every day since then chasing Amy."
Chasing Amy
cheercisions
- Priscilla: "This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences."
Not Another Teen Movie
cheerleadertourettes
- Priscilla: "Peachy. I assume you brought a routine?"
Sandy Sue: "You betcha. Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a - giant pussy-licking, ass-fucker cock shit. I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's."
Not Another Teen Movie
cheerocracy
- Torrance: "Courtney, this isn't a democracy. It's a cheerocracy."
Bring it On
cheezwiz
- Howie: "I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle."
Bringing Down the House
chickensnotalive
- Daphne: "Excuse me?"
Voodoo Man: "What are you doing? Now I have to start my voodoo ritual all over again!"
Daphne: "Voodoo ritual?"
Voodoo Man: "Yes, voodoo ritual! I was about to sacrifice this chicken!"
Daphne: "But that chicken's not alive."
Voodoo Man: "I know the chicken is not alive, smart little girl. What, did you figure that out when you saw it didn't have a head?"
Scooby Doo
childishandstupid
- Ferris: "You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
childsupport
- Guy: "Say, man, don't be giving that little kid alcohol."
Tray: "Aw, n****, you ain't his daddy."
Guy: "I ain't? Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me back my child support money!"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
chilllozenge
- Nicole: "God, take a chill lozenge!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
chinnose
- Guy: "It's stress, Michael."
Other guy: "It's funny watching you talk from this angle, Michael, because your chin looks like a nose."
Yoga
chipmunkface
- Vanessa: "Fuck you, chipmunk face. And your fucking skipper wife."
Freeway
chocolatepretzel
- Guy: "Say. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
christdirtymouth
- Priest: "Is there something else you want to tell me? In your own words?"
Jim: "I've done all kinds of crazy shit. Excuse me, Father. Fuck, I'm...Christ, I have a dirty mouth. Look, I'm sorry about that."
The Basketball Diaries
christiangetjiggy
- Pastor Skip: "So. It's all about populating the planet, and good Christians don't get jiggy with it until they're married."
Saved!
christianjewels
- Mary: "I was a member in good standing of the Christian Jewels. Sort of like a girl gang for Jesus."
Saved!
christowes12bucks
- Bethany: "Christ. You know Christ?"
Rufus: "Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!"
Dogma
cinder-fuckin-ella
- Vivian: "I just wanna know who it works out for. You give me one example of somebody we know that it happened for."
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name...I got it. Cinda-fuckin-rella!"
Pretty Woman
circlek
- Ted: "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
claimhim
- Arwen: "If you want him, come and claim him!"
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings
clap!
- Amilyn: "We're immortal, Buffy! We can do anything."
Buffy: "Oh, yeah? Clap!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
classicbirthday
- Brenda: "I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday, we all forgot."
Mike: "Classic!"
Sixteen Candles
claustrophobic
- Man: "Please. I'm claustrophobic."
Vanessa: "Yeah, well I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick. GET IN THERE!"
Freeway
cliffnotesquote
- Dionne: "'Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but they eternal summer shall not fade'. PHAT. Did you write that?"
Cher: "Duh. It's like a famous quote."
Dionne: "From where?"
Cher: "Cliff's Notes."
Clueless
cliffsofinsanity
- Vizzini: "See? The cliffs of insanity!"
Princess Bride
climbtherope
- Garth: "She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."
Wayne's World
clint[1]
- Clint Eastwood: Go ahead. Make my day."
clitcommander
- Jay: "I am the clit commander!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
clitmaster
- Jay: "I am the master of the clit!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
clitpressure
- John Stewart: "What response do you hope to elicit by putting this kind of pressure on the clit?"
Will Ferrell: "Well, it's a difficult situation. You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way."
Holden: "Nights like this, I miss dating a lesbian."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
clitstimulation
- Will Ferrell: "Citizens of Utah, stimulation of the clit is not recommended."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
clogs
- Mr. Horowitz: "What did you do in school today?"
Cher: "Well...I broke in my purple clogs."
Clueless
Clothes
- Terminator: "Your clothes. Give them to me. Now."
Clueless
- Cher: "It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion. I was just totally clueless."
Clueless
coatrack
- Buffy: "You were my friend!"
Grueller: "Now, I'm a god!"
Pike: "Now, you're a coat rack."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
cockerbunny
- Mesquita: "Cockerbunny? They got you _____ or what? Bitch? I'm fucking talking to YOU, man."
Freeway
cocksmoker
- Jay: "Come on, Silent Bob, let's get the fuck out of this fucking gyp joint. This fucking faggot, Dante. You cocksmoker."
Clerks
cocktail
- Brian: "I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach, the velvet hammer, the alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth, the pink squirrel, the 3-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweat and snazzy, the iced tea, the kamakazi, the orgasm, the death spasm, the Singapore sling, the dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to got loaded, why don't you just order a shot?"
Cocktail
coconuts
- Zazu: "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deeddly dee, there they are a standing in a row, bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head."
The Lion King
coke
- Bob Saget: "I used to suck dick for coke!"
Man: "I seen him!"
Bob: "Now that's an addiction, man! You ever sucked some dick for marijuana?!"
Man: "Huh?!"
Thurgood: "No, I can't say I have."
Half-Baked
coldinhere
- Cheerleaders: "I said! Brrr, it's cold in here! I said, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere! I said, Brrr! It's cold in here, I said there must be some Toros in the atmosphere. I said oh, ee, oh ee oh, ice, ice, ice. Oh, ee, oh ee oh, ice ice ice."
Bring it On
comekickass
- Blayne: "He used to sneak into my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for awhile, and then as SOON as he'd come, he'd start FREAKING out. 'Oh, what are you doing man, I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody I'm gonna kick your ass.'"
Cruel Intentions
compass
- Adrian: "Oh, my god, I'm like a compass near north."
Good Morning Vietnam
Con-Bunny
- Guy: "Make a move and the bunny gets it!"
Con Air
Con-Bunny2
- Nick Cage: "I said, put the bunny back in the box."
Con Air
concealeddeadlyweapon
- Ernest: "See these hands? You see 'em? If I put these hands in my pockets, I will be arrested for carrying concealed deadly weapons."
Ernest Goes to Camp
condoms
- Willie Nelson: "You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?"
Thurgood: "How much?"
Willie: "I don't know, we never used them..."
Half Baked
confessionproud
- Priest: "Have you stolen, or cheated your fellow man?"
Jim: "Yeah, but I'm not proud of it."
The Basketball Diaries
conscience
- Gale Weathers: "Hey, you need to check your conscience at the door, sweetie! I'm not here to be loved."
Scream 2
consideredafreak
- Donkey: "Please. I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak...well, maybe you do."
Shrek
Control
- Dionne: "It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos."
Clueless
conveniencestore
- Coroner: "My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?"
Dante: "She thought it was me."
Coroner: "What kind of convenience store do you run here?"
Clerks
coolpeepants
- Kid: "Hey, look, everybody, Billy peed his pants."
Billy: "Of course I peed my pants. Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest."
Kid: "Really?"
Billy: "Yes! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!"
Billy Madison
cornflakes
- Vilos Cohaagen: "I'll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes."
Total Recall
cornhole
- Sheriff: "Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
cornnuts
- Heather: "Corn nuts."
Heathers
costner
- Anton: "Not this time, okay? I'm through with that. I mean, all I do is sit around all day, I veg out, I watch TV, I smoke pot..."
Mick: "No, no! No Kevin Costner speeches. Let's just go."
Idle Hands
countsasmine
- Gimli: "Bring your pretty face to my ax! Aaaagh! That one counts as mine!"
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
cousinvirginity
- Romy: "You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter."
Michelle: "Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?"
Romy: "Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
cowboy
- Shark: "Look! I'm a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy."
Toy Story
cprbaywatch
- Anton: "What the fuck are you doing, man? That's my dad, come on!"
Pnub: "CPR, man! I saw it on Baywatch!"
Idle Hands
cracksense
- Guy: "I know guys on crack that makes more sense than you."
Austin Powers: Goldmember
Howard: "NO! Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."
Speed
crimeschool
- George: "Danbury wasn't a prison. It was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of Marijuana, and came out with a Doctorate of Cocaine."
Blow
crowraven
- Eric: "I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping. Rapping at my chamber door."
The Crow
crushmysoul
- Joan: "The lad doesn't say much, and when he does, he finds just the right words to CRUSH my soul."
Playing By Heart
cryingdummy
- Mrs. Thomas: "Who's crying?"
Lupe: "It's either our new vice-president, the fairy... OR THE DUMMY!"
Mannequin
cubafood
- Mr. Hand: "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
Spicoli: "Learning about Cuba, and having some food."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
cucumber25
- Rose: "Why don't you go on home? Have a glass of wine and put some cucumber slices on your eyes. You'll feel much better."
Sue Ellen: "Well, I'm all out of cucumbers."
Rose: "Sue Ellen, every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in the house."
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
cuptea
- Worm: "Come inside, and have a nice cup of tea!"
Labyrinth
custodiandick
- Scarface: "Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo."
Thurgood: "Custodian, dick!"
Half Baked
cutoffhair
- Vanessa: "And that's for cuttin' off all my hair, you fucker!"
Freeway
D
dadstabbedmom
- Seth: "I mean, didn't your dad, like, stab your mom?" ::psycho stabbing sounds::
Donnie Darko
damnmetoo
- Sarah: "Hoggle, what have you done?"
Hoggle: "Ohh, damn you, Jareth. And damn me, too."
Labyrinth
damselindistress
- Daphne: "Now who's the damsel in distress?"
Wrestler: "Me?"
Daphne: "Straight up."
Scooby Doo
dancewithdevil
- Jack Nicholson: "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
Batman
Dante
- Dante: "I’m not even supposed to be here today."
Mallrats
darknessmustpass
- Sam: "But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. Day will come. And when the sun shines, it'll shine out but clearer. Those are the stories that stayed with you, that menat something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr Frodo, I do understand, I know now. Folk in those stories, had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going, because they were holding onto something."
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
darkofuck
- Karen: "FUCK!"
Donnie Darko
darthmeltbrain
- Marty: "What made you change your mind, George?"
George: "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
Marty: "Yeah, well, let's keep this brain melting stuff to ourselves, okay?"
Back to the Future
datewedding
- Freddie: "I've had a few minor fiascos in my own life, I admit that freely."
Allen: "Freddie. You took a date to one of your own weddings."
Splash
dayatwork
- Bob: "Would you walk us through a typical day, for you?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Bob: "Great."
Peter: "Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. And after that I just sorta space out for about an hour."
Bob: "Uh? Space out?"
Peter: "Yeah, I just stare at my desk. But it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."
Bob: "Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us, and just tell us a little more?"
Peter: "Oh, yeah! Let me tell you something about TPS reports."
Office Space
dayoff
- Smokey: "Goddamn! You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off."
Friday
deadalready
- Lisa: "Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anybody reach in and rip out the screws that tell me that I'm a fucking whore or that my parents wish I were dead?"
Susanna: "Because you're dead already, Lisa!"
Girl, Interrupted
deadbody
- Vern: "You guys wanna go see a dead body?"
Stand by Me
deadgayson
- Guy: "I love my dead, gay son!"
Heathers
dealinginfront
- Dante: "How many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store."
Jay: "I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?"
Willam: "Hey, man, you got anything?"
Jay: "Yeah, man, what you want?"
Clerks
dealwithwhite
- Sarah: "What's wrong with Nancy?"
Rochelle: "Her spell's not working."
Sarah: "What spell?"
Rochelle: "I don't know. She doesn't want to be white trash anymore, or something. I told her, 'You're white honey! Just deal with it.'"
The Craft
deargod
- Vanessa: "Oh god. Dear god, that was so fucking bad. But I was at a loss, so I left it up to you. I love you with all my heart, and I hope you don't hate me more than you already do. Please bless Mama, Larry, and Chopper. Amen."
Freeway
decrackernated
- Banky: "Uh, Chaka? Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer."
Chaka: "Oh, you're the executive producer. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Okay, Fucky?"
Banky: "It's Banky."
Chaka: "No, it is Fucky."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
defectivetypewriter
- Rizzo: "I feel like a defective typewriter."
Marty: "Huh?"
Rizzo: "I skipped a period."
Grease
definesawoman
- Serendipity: "What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things. Her legs."
Dogma
deathbystereo
- Sam: "Death by stereo."
The Lost Boys
deathisontheline
- Vizzini: "I switched glasses while your back was turned, ha ha, you fool! YOu fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a landwar in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this! Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
Princess Bride
decentperson
- Dante: "Well, why did you have to suck their dick? Why couldn't you sleep with them like any other decent person?!"
Clerks
defeatevil
- Arwen: "You will face evil and you will defeat it."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
define interesting
- Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define 'interesting'."
Wash: "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"
Serenity
defsick
- Bob: "Look, Vanessa, it's obvious to me right now that I'm a profoundly sick man."
Vanessa: "I won't argue with you here. Anyone who'd do sex to a dead person is definitely sick, Mister."
Freeway
deppweird
- Willie Wonka: "You're really weird."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
depressingsickness
- Jenny: "Aren't there any sicknesses that aren't too depressing?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
deservedthat
- ::slap!::
Jack: "I'm not sure I deserved that."
Pirates of the Caribbean
destiny
- Amelia: "Well, destiny is what we make it, right?"
The Bone Collector
DestroyingBeauty
- Tyler: "Where'd you go, pyscho boy?"
Narrator: "I felt
like destroying something beautiful."
Fight Club
devastatecase
- Fletcher: "Your honor, I object!"
Judge: "Why?"
Fletcher: "Because it's devastating to my case!"
Judge: "Overruled."
Fletcher: "Good call!"
Liar Liar
diddling
- Sebastian: "How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?"
Kathryn: "She suspects that your impotent alcoholic father is diddling the maid."
Cruel Intentions
didntgivethepower
- Nancy: "He gave me power! I can do whatever I want now! I can fly! I can-ow!"
Nurse: "He gave you something, honey. But it ain't the power."
The Craft
didntlovebitch
- Allen: "You know why she left Freddie? Because I didn't love her."
Freddie: "That bitch."
Splash
didntsaysorry
- Cop: "Why'd you call him those names, Vanessa?"
Vanessa: "'Cause he didn't say he was sorry. And I knew it'd piss him off."
Freeway
didshesayit
- Goblin: "Did she say it?"
Other Goblins: SHUTUP!"
Labyrinth
dieclown
- Happy Gilmore: "You're gonna die, clown!"
Happy Gilmore
diewomenslingerie
- Ms Timkin: "My father ran it until he passed away recently."
Jonathon: "Oh, I'm sorry."
Ms Timkin: "Well, he was very old, and he died the way he wanted to, in women's lingerie."
Jonathon: "Excuse me?"
Ms Timkin: "Oh, a heart attack while walking through the women's department."
Mannequin
dildo
- Stifler: "Dildo! Dildo, dildo, dildo!"
American Pie 2
ding_dong
- Robbie: "Why would any girl ever marry me?"
Sammy: "Marry you? I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding dong."
Wedding Singer
Dingbat
- Michelle: "No, ya dingbat!"
American Pie
dinosaurproof
- Kuzco: "Okay, gang, check out this piece of work. This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth."
Emperor's New Groove
Direction
- Mr. Horowitz: "I'd like to see you have a little direction."
Cher: "I have direction."
Josh: "Yeah, towards the mall."
Clueless
dirtnapbabyjesus
- Mal: "Kaylee, find that kid who's taking a dirtnap with the baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit!"
Serenity gagreel
dirtysheepfucker
- Jay: "Be honest, yo. You're down with this for the fine-ass pussy, right?"
Brent: "I'm down with this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid."
Jay: "Even sheep?"
Brent: "Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures."
Jay: They are beautiful, aren't they?"
Brent: "Oh, yes."
Jay: "So, that means you'd fuck a sheep, right?"
Brent: What is your damage, little boy? You got a sick and twisted world perspective."
Jay: No, you're misunderstanding me, Prince Valiant. I mean if you were another sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?
Brent: Oh, since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would."
Jay: "Thought so. Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!"
Brent: "No!"
Jay: "NOW WHO'S STUPID, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
disappointment
- Inigo: "Who are you?"
Wesley: "No one of consequence."
Inigo: "I must know."
Wesley: "Get used to disappointment."
Princess Bride
discoverme
- Romy: "You are Columbus, and I am America. Discover me, Ramon, just discover me!"
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
discovery
- Wayne: "Wow. What a totally amazing, excellent discovery! Not!"
Wayne's World
dishesdone
- Kenny: "PULL! The dishes are done, man."
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
dishonestman
- Jack: "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."
Pirates of the Caribbean
dismemberedhead
- Mary Jane: "Nobody's ever given me a stuffed dismembered head before."
Scooby Doo
dissapointangry
- Pike: "I'm not disappointed, just angry!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
dissapointment
- Uma Thurman: "Dissapointment doesn't kill!"
Janeane Garafalo: "Right, rejection kills. Dissapointment only maims!"
The Truth About Cats and Dogs
dodachacha
- Evan: "In other news, the prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France."
Producer: "What did he just say? Check the promptor."
Guy: "The promptor's fine!"
Producer: "Evan, read the copy. PLEASE. The copy's good, just read it."
Evan: "The white house reception committee greeted the prime rib roast minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I like-a do da cha-cha."
Bruce Almighty
dodos
- Dodo: "Tai Kwon Dodos! ATTAACK!"
Ice Age
doitdoit
- Starsky: "Do it. Do it."
Starsky and Hutch
dolphinresponse
- Armand: "Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!"
Albert: "How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered. Wrong response?"
Armand: "I'm not sure."
The Birdcage
donniedarko
- Gretchen: "Donnie Darko. What kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero, or something."
Donnie: "What makes you think I'm not?"
Donnie Darko
donniejareld
- Jim: "What is your name, son?"
Donnie: "Jareld."
Donnie Darko
donotdoubt
- Lestat: "Take you aesthetes taste pure things. Kill them swiftly if you will. But do it. But do not doubt you are a killer, Louis!"
Interview with a Vampire
donotremovelabel
- Mickey: "I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh...you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?"
Pee-wee: "Yeah."
Mickey: "Well I CUT one of them off!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Dont Think So
- Cher: "I don't think so."
Clueless
dont_ever
- Smokey: "I'm'a call you! But if you come by, I won't call you. Okay? Don't ever...EVER! Ever ever ever ever ever ever! Come. by here. Okay?"
Friday
dontbreak
- Tony: "All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?"
Scarface
dontcare
- Guy: "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."
Office Space
dontdefyme
- Jareth: "Don't defy me."
Labyrinth
dontdie
- Lloyd: "Hey, I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!"
Dumb and Dumber
dontfuckfellas
- Joan Crawford: "Don't fuck with me, fellas!"
Mommy Dearest
donthavefriends
- Gollum: "You don't have any friends!"Lotr: TTT
donthitanything
- Ted: "This is a Rolls Royce, Jake.
Jake: "So?"
Ted: "So?! I heard the grill alone costs five grand on this. Five grand! Do you have five grand? I don't have five grand!"
Jake: "So, don't hit anything."
Ted: "Ohhh, don't hit anything."
Sixteen Candles
dontneedahusband
- Linda: "How straight are you now? I mean, are we talking about men?"
Gia: "You don't need a husband to have kids."
Gia
dontneedany
- Andy: "Ohhh, got to get some."
::ass kickage::
Andy: "WOAH! WOAH! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't actually need any right now!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
dontpanic
- Dewey: "Don't panic." ::scream::
Scream 3
dontstopwoody
- Armand: "When you were making love with him, did he ever scream 'Don't stop, Woody!'?"
Mannequin
donttreadonme
- Jenny: "Hey, guys, I was thinking, for the senior dance? What if we made a big sign that says 'Don't Tread on Me', you know, on a picture of the earth?"
Buffy: "How do you not tread on the earth? I mean, you kind of have to, right?"
Jenny: "Oh, yeah. I never thought of that."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Doobie snacks
- Jay: "You's guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that. We call it...Doobie snacks."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
doobage
- Bender: "So, Ahab, can I have all my doobage?"
The Breakfast Club
doodykins
- Gia: "There you are, Mr Doodykins. Fresh from the oven."
Linda: "Thank you, Mrs Doodykins."
Gia: "I could do this, you know that? I could be a fucking housewife. I'd be very happy."
Gia
dorkychickslikeyou
- Velma: "Don't worry about it, Fred. I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models."
Fred: "No! Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too. It's a complement!"
Scooby Doo
dosex
- Cop: "Did Mr Wolverton say he was the I-5 killer?"
vanessa: "He didn't say he wasn't."
Cop: "I haven't said that I'm the I-5 killer."
Vanessa: "And you haven't said that you're gonna slash me dead with a razor and do sex to my dead body, neither."
Freeway
doubledare
- Valerie: "Did you enjoy the fresh air Lisa?"
Lisa: "Yeah I did Val. Thanks."
Valerie: "Good, 'cause that's the last time you're leaving the ward."
Lisa: "Is that a dare or a double dare?"
Girl, Interrupted
downhere
- Pennywise: "Come back anytime. I'll show you how to float down here. They all float down here!"
It
downtown
- Angelina Jolie and Winona Ryder singing "Downtown".
Girl, Interrupted
drama3
- Jeannie: "Drama, drama, drama."
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
drawnthatway
- Jessica Rabbit: "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
drawsnear
- Legolas: "Something draws near. I can feel it."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
drinkkilledhim
- Mrs. Doubtfire: "He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him."
Miranda: "He was an alcoholic?"
Mrs. Doubtfire: "No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him."
Miranda: "How tragic."
Mrs Doubtfire: "Yes."
Mrs Doubtfire
drinkndrive
- Robbie: "Yeah, have a few drinks and then, you know, drive home."
Wedding Singer
drinktoilet
- Scooby: "It's plastic!"
Shaggy: "What do you care, you drink out the toilet!"
Scooby: "So do you!"
Scooby Doo
drinkup
- Jack: "Drink up, me hearties, yo ho."
Pirates of the Caribbean
driveludes
- Spicoli: "People on 'ludes should not drive."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
drugdependency
- Torrance: "Look, I'm serious, we have to get her."
Cliff: "Is her drug dependency gonna be a problem?"
Bring it On
dudeperson
- Dong: "Hey, come on in! Party hard, dude person!"
Sixteen Candles
duhfear
- Kitty: "Excuse me? 'No duh' is a product of fear."
Donnie Darko
Dummy
- Michelle: "You big, stupid dummy!"
American Pie 2
dwarfdecapitate
- Gimli: "Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine."
Eomer: "I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground."
LoTR: The Two Towers
dwarftoss
- Gimli: "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship
of the Rings
dwellondreams
- Dumbledore: "It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
E
earnestew
- Ernest: "Ewwwwwww!"
Ernest Ges to Camp
easterbunnysuit
- Guy: "What the hell happened to him?!"
Jay: "The guy in the easter bunny suit kicked his ass!"
Mallrats
eastla
- Cheech: "I was born in East L.A., man, I was born in East L.A."
Born in East L.A.
easyonthegoods
- Jack: "Easy on the good, darling."
Pirates of the Caribbean
eatemptystomach
- Ernest: "No, I can't eat on an empty stomach."
Ernest Goes to Camp
eatmyshorts
- Bender: "Eat. my. shorts."
The Breakfast Club
eatslugs
- Hermione: "At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent."
Malfoy: "No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood."
Ron: "You'll pay for that one, Malfoy. Eat slugs!"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
eatyoung
- Ida: "Personally, Veda’s convinced me that alligators have the right idea: they eat their young."
Mildred Pierce
eavesdropping
- Gandalf: "Have you been eavesdropping?!"
Sam: "I ain't
been droppin' no eaves, sir, honest."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of
the Rings
eclecticdance
- Celsius: "What do I do, do I just stand here like an object?"
Armand: "No, you do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna! But you keep it all inside."
The Birdcage
eggnog
- Clark Griswald: "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you
something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for
dead?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
eggplantburger
- Shaggy: "Man, the only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate-covered eggplant burg-er."
Scooby: "With hot sauce. Ha-cha-cha."
Scooby Doo
eggs erronious
- Eddie: "Jake's Specialty Du Jour, Eggs Erronious. It's made with powdered eggs, and 17 herbs and spices smuggled into this country by Tibetan monks."
Ernest Goes to Camp
elaceffulg
- Darcy: "Remember: They give extra points for alacrity and effulgence."
Kasey: "Did we bring those?"
Bring it On
elderberries
- Man: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
electricslide
- Fred: "Yo, yo, yo, yo, homedogs! Uh, ya'll forgot the next part of the dance, where we do the Electric Slide! You know, 'It's electric!' Woo! Drivin' the bus, drivin' the bus, and backin' it up, and backin' it up."
Scooby Doo
elementofsurprise
- Steve: "You just blew the best thing you had going for you. You just blew the element of surprise." ::PUNCH!::
Charlie: "Surprised?"
The Italian Job
Elfpractice2
- Boss Elf: “WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?”
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Elfpractice3
- Boss Elf: “Now you come to elf practice and learn how to wiggle
your ears and chuckle warmly and go he-he and ho-ho and important stuff like
that!”
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
ello
- Worm "'Ello."
Sarah: "Did you just say hello?"
Worm: "No. I said 'ello. But that's close enough."
Labyrinth
elvistalktoyou
- Buffy: "Alright, let me get this straight. You want me to go to the graveyard with you because I'm the chosen one, and there are vampires?"
Merrick: "Yes."
Buffy: "Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you...see spots?"
Merrick: "Spots."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
embarrasingdeath
- Dante: "What an embarrassing way to die."
Randal: "That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died."
Dante: "How did he go?"
Randal: "He broke his neck."
Dante: "You call that embarrassing?"
Randal: "He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!"
Clerks
emotionalproblems
- Gretchen: "He has emotional problems."
Donnie: "Oh, I have those too. What kind does of emotional problems does your dad have?"
Donnie Darko
enema
- The Joker: "This town needs an enema."
Batman
energyspectrum
- Kitty: "As you can see, the Lifeline is controlled by two polar extremes: "Fear" and "Love". Fear is in the negative energy spectrum. Love is in the positive energy spectrum."
Donnie Darko
eons of repression
- Loki: This is just eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off, you know?"
Dogma
especiallyyou
- Director: "Little kid, you're here, your buddy's right here, just stand there and react. Don't say anything. Especially you."
Jay: "That's pretty funny."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
essentials
- Jay: "You've got to boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube
says. 'Life ain't nothing but bitches and money.'"
Mallrats
eunuch
- Jack: "Perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"
Pirates of the Caribbean
everyonediesalone
- Dr Thurman: "Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?"
Donnie: She said that every living creature on earth dies alone."
Donnie Darko
everyoneisnowdumber
- Man: "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison
everyotherdecade
- Cynthia: "It's like the every-other-decade theory, you know? The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked, and the '70s, oh my god, they obviously suck. Come on. Maybe the '80s will be radical. You know? I figure we'll be in our 20s and, hey, it can't get any worse."
Dazed and Confused
evilbonnet
- Cat: "Evil does not wear a bonnet!"
Cats and Dogs
evilenough
- Scott Evil: "Why'd you run out on me?"
Dr Evil: "Because you're not quite evil enough. Well, it's true! You're quasi-evil. You're semi evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the diet coke of evil."
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Evilho
- Courtney: "I'm gonna kick your ass you evil whore!"
Bring It On
evilpettingzoo
- Therapist: "So, what do you want to do, Scott?"
Scott: "I don't know, I was thinking, I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet."
Dr Evil: "An evil vet?"
Scott: "No. Maybe like, work in a petting zoo?"
Dr Evil: "An evil petting zoo?"
Scott: "You always do that!"
Austin Powers
Evilslap
- Mother: "I think you're the cause of all this! I think you're EVIL!
EVIL!"
The Birds
exchangeofbutts
- Buffy: "What are you doing here?"
Pike: "What am I doing here? I'm saving your butt. Well, there was sort of an exchange of butts. At least I didn't faint."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
executelastone
- Honey Bunny: "Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"
Pulp Fiction
excuseme
- The infamous line from American Pie.
existentialcartoon
- Cher: "That's Ren and Stimpy. They are way existential."
Josh: "Do you have any idea what you're talking about?"
Cher: "No. Why, does I sound like I do?"
Clueless
expectopatronum
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