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15minutes
- Danny: "Man, I don't know about these chicks."
Kenickie: ":Yeah, they're only good for one thing."
Sonny: "Then what are you supposed to do with them the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?"
Putzie: "Is that all it takes 15 minutes?"
Grease
1801
- Michelle: "Your dad sees the look on grandma's face, it's gonna break his heart. Because of me."
Jim: "Not because of you. It's not because of you at all. It's because Grandma thinks it's 1801."
American Wedding
28days
- Frank: "28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end."
Donnie Darko
45 and a Shovel
- Mr. Horiwitz: "Hey you, anything happens to my daughter, I got a 45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you."
Clueless
4hrhottub
- Elle: "Do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?"
Warner: "Uhh, ye...no."
Elle: "Well, this is so much better than that."
Legally Blonde
88mph
- Doc: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour...you're gonna see some serious shit."
Back to the Future
911
- Seth Green: "I'm gonna call 911. What's the number?"
Idle Hands
A
abortionloosewomen
- Jay: "We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?"
Dogma
absolutemoron
- Vanessa: "So what, you think it's okay to do all sorts of bad stuff to me now?"
Bob: "Well, that's an open-ended discussion, Vanessa, dealing with deep philosophical ramifications. Something you could hardly grasp. In fact, take it from me, a professional, Vanessa, you're an absolute FUCKING moron."
Freeway
accent
- Jim Carrey: "That's a lovely accent you have."
Dumb and Dumber
actofdesperation
- Bandleader: "Ladies and Gentleman, Miss Velma Kelley in an act of desparation."
Chicago
actsofgod
- Seth: "Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?"
From Dusk til Dawn
adequate
- Joan: "We've been together a long time. Well, not a long time, but an adequate four months. Adequate until you FUCKING CHEATED ON ME with that skank!"
Playing By Heart
adorablelikethat
- Joan: "You can't treat people like you treat people and then...and then say something adorable like that!"
Playing By Heart
advice
- Kathryn Merteuil: "My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible."
Cruel Intentions
affair50
- Buffy: "A couple of weeks ago, I met this guy."
Kimberly: "Oh, my god, you're having an affair?"
Nicole: "Cool!"
Jenny: "Does Jeffery know?"
Bufy: "It's not about that! He's, like, old. He's 50."
Girls: "Ewww!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
afright
- Vanessa: "I think I'll have the double he-man breakfast and...a large size cherry coke. Okay? What? I must look afright. You got a washroom?"
Freeway
agreesecond
- Somerset: "Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."
Seven
aholdass
- Guy: "You're gonna give her my (spanish word for gun)?"
Mesquita: "I'll get you another one, bendaho. I get you a cellular, too. And a beeper. I get ahold of your ass."
Freeway
ahooker
- Gordon: "Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands."
Matt Damon: "Oh Jesus, again Ben?"
Ben Affleck: "No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
aintgotaman
- Sam: "I ain't got a man, I ain't got a son, I ain't got a daughter..."
The Lost Boys
ak47
- Ordell: "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes."
Jackie Brown
alcoholisbad
- Robbie: "All right, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!"
The Wedding Singer
allbad
- Helen: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry: "Yes, but they were all bad."
True Lies
allergicdancing
- Kenny: "Yo Jana, wanna dance?"
Jana: "I'm allergic."
Kenny: "You're allergic to dancing?"
Jana: "Yeah."
Can't Hardly Wait
alllucky
- Magenta: "You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha..."
Rocky Horror Picture Show
allmorning
- Suzanna: "Has she come down yet?"
Lisa: "No. But she's been playing that SHIT all MORNING!"
Girl, Interrupted
Allnight
- Rob Schneider: "You can do it! You can do it all night
long!"
Water Boy
almostcaught
- Jack: "You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Pirates of the Caribbean
aloony
- Man: "What are you gonna do, bleed one me?"
Guy: "I'm invincible!"
Guy: "You're a loony."
Monty Python
alotcooler
- Wooderson: "Say, man, you got a joint?"
Mitch: "No, not on me, man."
Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you diid."
Dazed and Confused
alreadyraining
- Cady: "Karen used her 'special talents' to do the morning weather announcements."
Karen: "Hi, this is Karen Smith. It's 68 degrees and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining."
Mean Girls
alsosleepwithmen
- Foreign Guy: "My wife makes the best Sangria."
Jenny: "Wait. What?"
Foreign Guy: "Sangria! You take a good spanish wine, you put in slices of orange, and-"
Jenny: "No, no, no, wait. You said you were married? So, you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?"
Foreign Guy: "No, please, Jennifer, it is not like that. I also sleep with men."
Eurotrip
alwaysright
- Ace Ventura: "MAN, I'm tired of being right."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
ambitionbrokeleg
- Les: "You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg."
Torrance: "When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground!"
Bring it On
amongstcatalog
- Girl: "...been around forever. We are so lucky. We were so lucky to be raised amongst catalogs."
Guy: "Oh, it's so much easier. Because, especially, you don't have to deal with people as much. You can just talk to the person on the phone."
Girl: "Or not."
Guy: "Yeah."
Best In Show
analsup
- Guy: "Phil, get me an anti-nausea anal suppository, 'cause I'm not gonna keep down any pills."
Raking Leaves
anarchy
- Bender: "Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!"
Breakfast Club
anatomy
- Vanessa: "Larry, get your goddamned hands off my anatomy!"
Freeway
ancestorsdead
- Fa Li "Of all days to be late! I should've prayed to the ancestors for luck."
Grandmother Fa: How lucky can they be? They're dead."
Mulan
angel
- Woman: "Oh! It's an angel! It's an angel straight from heaven!"
Raising Arizona
anguished
- Vanessa: "I do got trauma, huh?"
Bob: "Let's not kid ourselves, Vanessa."
Vanessa: "I've been so anguished. I can't even remember being happy."
Freeway
annoy
- "We interupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating."
Monty Python
Annoying
- Jim Carrey: "Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? ::screams::
Dumb and Dumber
anorexic
- Peter: "I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight."
Samir: "Peter, she's anorexic."
Peter: "Yeah, I know. The guy's really good."
Office Space
anotherkitty
- Guy: "Look, guys, I found another kitty!"
Cat
anxiety
- Guy: "I have (???) anxiety."
Yoga
anyballsdownthere
- Dante: "Are there any balls down there?"
Jay: "About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!"
Clerks
Anywhere
- Kathryn: “You can put it anywhere."
Cruel Intentions
aorta
- Lisa: "Look at this. Go ahead! Go ahead!"
Margie: "That's enough!"
Lisa: "Take one fucking step and I'll jam this in my aorta! Go ahead, go ahead!"
Margie: "Stop it!"
Valerie: "Lisa, your aorta is in your chest."
Lisa: "Good to know. I'll make a note of that."
Girl, Interrupted
AP2-Behave
- Austin Powers: "Oh, behave!"
Austin Powers
AP-Everyone
- Austin Powers: "She's the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride."
Austin Powers
AP-Rotten
- Austin Powers: "I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!"
Austin Powers
apmarryme
- Jim: "Michelle Annabeth Flaherty, will you marry me?"
Michelle: "Yes!"
American Wedding
applesauce
- Ben Affleck: "Applesauce, bitch."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
arentreal
- Guy: "Flashbacks aren't real, David!"
Raking Leaves
arewhohangwith
- Chris: "I just wanted to apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes."
Sarah: "You know what they say. You are who you hang with."
Chris: "Yeah right... wait, did you just call me an asshole?"
The Craft
areyoumydaddy
- Ashtray: "Hello, everybody."
Dashiki: "Now children, what do you say when you meet a nice man?"
Kids: "Are you my daddy?"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
arialgarbagedisposal
- Donnie: "What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Sam?"
Sam: "You'll put Arial in the garbage disposal."
Donnie: "Goddamn right I will."
Donnie Darko
armedescort
- Sonny: "Hey, you're in luck, Luscious. You've got an armed escort home."
Marty: "It's not the arms I'm worried about, Sonny. It's the hands."
Grease
armfleshwound
- Arthur: "Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left."
Black Knight: "Yes, I have."
Arthur: "Look!"
Black Knight: "Just a flesh wound."
Monty Python
artisticdifferences
- Mya: "I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive, and I saw him as dead."
Chicago
arwenriver
- The spell Arwen recites to cause the water to come up over the Ring Wraiths.
LotR: FotR
aryanbrother
- Bob: "Vanessa, people like me? We don't go to the gas chamber."
Vanessa: "Then you'll go to the penitentiary, where the mighty Aryan brotherhood will make you wish you'd never been born."
Freeway
As If
askingondate
- Eric: "Maybe we could have dinner, you know?"
Gracie: "What, are you like asking me on a date?"
Eric: "No! Just casual dinner. If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it."
Miss Congeniality
asshall
- Jonathon: "Asshole."
Mr Richards: "What was that?"
Jonathon: "Oh. Nice hall."
Mannequin
Assholeday
- Sebastian Valmont: "I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house!"
Cruel Intentions
assholeword
- Edward: "You alright?"
Vivian: "I'm fine."
Edward: "Fine. That's seven 'fine's since we left the match. Can I have another word, please?"
Vivian: "Asshole, there's a word."
Pretty Woman
assume
- Samuel L. Jackson: "See, you're asuming I won't shoot your sorry ass. And everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you, and umption."
The Long Kiss Goodnight
athleticcompetition
- Andie: "Tomorrow night..."
Jeannie: "What happens tomorrow night?"
Andie: "Only the most exhilarating and artistic display of athletic competition known to mankind."
Jeannie: "The Ice Capades are in town?"
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
athleticequipment
- Mel: "Cher, what are you doing?"
Cher: "I'm Captain of the Pismo Beach Disaster Relief."
Mel: "I don't think they need your skis."
Cher: "Daddy, some people lost all their belongings! Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?"
Clueless
athleticsupporter
- Principal McGee: "If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."
Grease
Awakening
- Missy: "You're in for a RUDE awakening."
Bring It On
awareproudbreasts
- Gracie: "I know I'm going to miss the heels because they do something for my posture. I'm suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts."
Eric: "That's funny. Me, too."
Miss Congeniality
ayeayecaptain
- Torrance: "I got captain."
Justin: "Yeah, and you sent a girl to the hospital on your first day. Aye, Aye, Captain!"
Bring it On
B
babieslikemonkeys
- Michelle: "Oh, shut UP! And what are you picking on us for, anyway? We are not the ones who got fat."
Christie: "We're pregnant, you half wit."
Michelle: "Oh, yeah? Well, I hope your babies look like monkeys. Come on, Romy."
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
babydaddy
- Justice: "You're no match for my Show Lin Monk!"
Sissy: "Yeah, but I'll bury you with my crouching tiger!"
Justice: "A little venus fly trap?"
Sissy: "I'll counter with dragon queen."
Justice: "How about a little 'Bitch, my man ain't yo baby's daddy!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
babyincorner
- Johnny: "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Dirty Dancing
babylaugh
- Baby's infamous giggle.
House of 1000 Corpses
babysitter
- Chris: "Don't FUCK with the babysitter!"
Adventure in Babysitting
backinyourcage
- Miranda: "Hello?"
Daniel: [redneck voice] "Ahhh! Layla, get back in your cell! Don't make me get the hose!" [sweet voice] "Hello?"
Mrs Doubtfire
backtoschool
- Billy: "Ohhh, back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhh, back to school, back to school, back to school."
Billy Madison
backtoyou
- Bruce: "I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!"
Bruce Almighty
baddobby
- Dobby: "Bad Dobby! BAD DOBBY!"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
baddogexperience
- Left Ear: "This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs...I had a real bad experience, man."
Charlie: "What happened?"
Left Ear: "I had. a bad. experience. Damn it. I'm deaf."
The Italian Job
badfeeling
- Han Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this."
Star Wars
badgrandma
- Shaggy: "Sit grandma! Bad grandma! Don't eat the kitty!"
Scooby Doo
badinfluence
- Ron: "I think we've had a bad influence on her."
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
badlanguage
- Bob: "Having some kind of trouble?"
Vanessa: "Yeah, the fucking cocksucker won't even fucking turn over. Excuse my bad language, sir."
Freeway
badllama
- Kuzco: "Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama."
Emperor's New Groove
badmanners
- Vanessa: "You know, you should've just let me outta the car when I ASKED you to, Bob! See where bad manners get you?"
Freeway
badnewsgoodway
- Prince John: "Maybe if you tell me the *bad* news in a *good* way, it won't sound so bad."
Sheriff: "The bad news in a good way. Yes, I can do that. The bad news in a good way. Well, here it goes. [laughing hysterically] W-wait till you hear this! I just bumped into Robin of Locksley, he's back from the crusades. You know, he just beat the *crap* out of me and my men. He hates you and he loves your brother, Richard! And...he wants to see you hanged! We're in an awful lot of trouble!"
Prince John: "What, are you crazy?"
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
badpuppy
- Scrappy: "I'll rock you, and sock you, and crush you like a-"
Shaggy: "Like, dude?"
Scrappy: "WHAT?!"
Shaggy: "You're a bad puppy."
Scooby Doo
badweather
- Adrian: "Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north."
Good Morning Vietnam
bagibberish
- Evan's Bruce-induced gibberish.
Bruce Almighty
bagohamburgers
- Scooby: "Hello?"
Voice: "Got a bag of, uh, hamburgers here for you. Just walk into the dark shadowy part of the forrest where no one can see you."
Scooby: "Okay!"
Scooby Doo
bahighpitched
- Evan: "A potential scandal with the Buffalo PD surfaced today when the mayor ::high pitched squeaking:: I'm sorry, I seem to have something stuck in my..."
Producer: "Somebody get him some water please."
Anchor: "Looks like my new co-worker may n eed a glass of water."
Evan: "::high pitched giggling::"
Bruce Almighty
balllickers
- Jay: "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! YOU are the ones who are the ball lickers! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who's making the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit. Then shit out our shit then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all your motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
ballsatnose
- Ms Stoger: "Amber!"
Amber: "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
Dionne: "Well, there goes your social life."
Clueless
ballsy
- Gib: "Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy."
True Lies
bananasplit
- Shaggy: "Guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top."
Scooby Doo
Bandcamp
- Michelle: "This one time... at Band Camp..."
American Pie
bandforever
- Benny: "Aw, forget them. Live forever. We could start a band!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
barkallday
- Vic: "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite?"
Reservoir Dogs
basedonrealgrades
- Mel: "You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?"
Cher: "Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?"
Mel: "Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades."
Clueless
basement
- Richie: "You gotta help me! Somebody please! In the basement! There's a werewolf."
It
basementalamo
- Pee-Wee: "Where's the basement?"
Guide: "Excuse me?"
Pee-Wee: "Aren't we going to see the basement?"
Guide: "There's no basement at the Alamo."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
bash
- Jack: "Wendy. Darling. LIGHT OF MY LIFE. I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash. your brains in. I'm going to bash them right the FUCK IN!"
The Shining
batheher
- Butthead: "Bathe her, and bring her to me."
Beavis and Butthead
battleship
- Biff: "That's about as funny as a screendoor on a battleship."
Marty: "That's screendoor on a submarine, you dork."
Back to the Future
bcsushi
- Bender: "What's that?"
Claire: "Sushi."
Bender: "Sushi?"
Claire: "ice, raw fish, and seaweed."
Bender: "You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?"
Breakfast Club
Beatdown
- Janella: "Can we just beat these Buffies down, so I can go home?"
Bring It On
beefcows
- Rabbit: "God, Meg, you've got a lot of beef. Where did you get all this beef?"
Meg: "Did you see my cows out front?"
Rabbit: "No."
Meg: "Oh!"
Twister
beeftreat
- Mrs Collins: "H-h-h-he went to get a beef treat, M-m-m-mesquita, and he'll be right back."
Freeway
beenthroughalot
- Gary: "Don't talk to me about the sexual habits of family members. What about your sister?"
Brooke: "My sister has been through a lot."
Gary: "Of dick!"
The Breakup
beforepeasants
- Yzma: "It is no concern of mine whether your family has... what was it again?"
Peasant: "Umm... food?"
Yzma: "Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!"
Emperor's New Groove
begging
- Chris: "Please, stop begging. It's pathetic."
The Craft
behave
- Vanessa: "Now you just behave!"
Freeway
behaviormodification
- Scooby: ::barking::
Velma: "Uh, Grandma?"
Fred: "Wait, Velma, it's simple behavior modification. To cause a dog to discontinue any action, you simply flick it on the nose. Observe. Scoob?"
::flick::
Fred: "See?"
::punch::
Scooby Doo
beholdsheep
- John: "Behold, I send you out as sheep admidst the wolves."
Devil's Advocate
beinbad
- Bender: "Bein' bad feels pretty good, huh?"
Breakfast Club
beingsomebody
- Gia: "And tell them, 'You don't have to be anybody', because I would know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway."
Gia
Belly
- Fat Bastard: "Get in mah belly!"
Austin Powers 2
belovedboy
- Vanessa: "Goodbye, Chopper, my beloved boyfriend."
Freeway
bemyfriend
- Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: "I'm sorry, dude. I don't even work here. I'm just waiting for my friends."
Michael: "You're kidding me."
Guy: "Actually, yes. I don't have any friends. Will you be my friend?"
Click
benaffleckhooker
- Guard: "Sorry to interrupt, sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands."
Matt Damon: "Aww, jesus, again, Ben?"
Ben Affleck: "No, bullshit, 'cause I wasn't with a hooker today! Ha ha!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
bendershouse
- Bender: "Stupid, worthless, no-good goddamn freeloading son-of-a-bitch. Retarded big-mouthed know-it-all asshole jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful. Shut up, Bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie! What about you, Dad? Fuck you. No, Dad, what about you? Fuck you! No, Dad, what about you?! Fuck you!"
The Breakfast Club
bendovertree
- Guy: "Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
Clark: "Bend over and I'll show you!"
Christmas Vacation
bestclownsuit
- Captain Spaulding: "Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."
House of 1000 Corpses
bestyearsofmy
- Pink: "All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself."
Dazed and Confused
bewarethegroove
- Pacha: "I'm supposed to see him today."
Old Man: "Don't throw off his groove!"
Pacha: "Oh, okay."
Old Man: "Bewaaare, the grooove."
Pacha: "Hey, are you gonna be all right?"
Old Man: "Grooove..."
Emperor's New Groove
BigBlue
- Stifler:"Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!"
American Pie 2
bigdyke
- Stoner: "Um, Jan? Would you be my girlfriend?"
Jan: "I would, but I'm gay, you know. I'm a big dyke."
Half Baked
biggaycheerleader
- Justin: "It's not my fault you're in love with a big gay cheerleader who won't return your phone calls."
Torrance: "Aaron isn't gay!"
Justin: "Oh, so someone just made him become a cheerleader?"
Torrance: "He's just busy!"
Justin: "Yeah, busy scamming on guys!"
Bring it On
biggestdicknever
- Mary: "Have you ever had a boyfriend?"
Megan: "Yes. For two years, we've been going steady. And I really love him. He's smart, and popular-"
Graham: "He's got the biggest dick I've never seen."
But I'm a Cheerleader
bigglesworth
- Dr Evil: "That makes me angry, and when Dr Evil gets angry, Mr Bigglesworth gets upset! ::meow:: And when Mr Bigglesworth gets upset....PEOPLE DIE!"
Austin Powers
bighead
- Father: "Look at the size of that boy's head."
Guy: "Shh."
Father: "I'm not kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick."
Guy: "You're gonna give the boy a complex."
Father: "Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system!"
So I Married an Axe Murderer
bigjugs
- Cady: "She's not even that good looking if you really look at her."
Janis: "I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs."
Mean Girls
bigmess
- Vanessa: "Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun makes such a big mess out of someone."
Lawyer: "Are you out of your mind?!"
Freeway
biguglyteeth
- Vanessa: "Some big ugly fucking teeth you got there, Bob."
Freeway
billzebub
- Guy: "Bill. Zebub. Billzebub." (repeat a lot)
Raking Leaves
bing
- Insurance Salesman: "BING!"
Groundhog's Day
birdandbush
- Bruce: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I have no bird, I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush."
Bruce Almighty
bitchinbitch
- Rose: "Our son just called me a bitch."
Eddie: "You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch."
Donnie Darko
bitchwentdown
- Tatum: "God, I loved it. 'I'll send you a copy.' Bam! Bitch went down. 'I'll send you a copy.' Bam! Syd! Super bitch! You are so cool."
Scream
bitebutts
- Donkey: "Don't look at me, I ain't bitin' no more butts."
Shrek
biteremotehard
- : "Ooh, I giess the O'Doyles' remote can bite my advanced-technological ass then."
Morty: "I don't know the O'Doyles but they can bite it hard."
Click
bitetheweenie
- Danny: "Oh, bite the weenie, Riz."
Rizzo: "With relish."
Grease
blackcoffee
- Boy: "Cream?"
Girl: "No, thank you. I take it black. Like my men."
Airplane!
blackerberry
- Smokey: "The older the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Craig: "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Smokey: "Yeah, well, she blacker than a motherfucker, too."
Friday
blackonblack
- Preach: "We need to put an end to all this black on black crime! We need to call a truce!
Crazy Legs: "What about that time you shot Byron? Ain't that Black on Black crime?"
Preach: "Byron was light skinned."
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
blackpantherparty
- Forrest: "Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party."
Forrest Gump
blacktransampinkguy
- Samantha: "Since I was about 12 I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen. You know a big party, with a band, and tons of people."
Randy: "And a pink TransAm in the driveway with a ribbon around it. And some incredibly gorgeous guy that you meet like, in France. And you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes."
Samantha: "I don't need the cloud."
Randy: "Just a pink TransAm and the guy, right?"
Samantha: "A black one."
Randy: "A black guy?"
Samantha: "A black TransAm, a pink guy."
Sixteen Candles
bleeding
- George Bailey: "Ha ha ha ha ha! My mouth's bleeding!"
It's a Wonderful Life
bleedingpicasso
- Will Scarlet: "Blinkin! Fix your boobs. You look like a bleedin' Picasso!"
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Bleep
- From Happy Gilmore. Adam Sandler cursing, but with it all bleeped out.
blesskill
- Antonio Banderas: "Bless me, father, for I have just killed quite a few men."
Desperado
blondehairblackroots
- Romy: "How's my hair?"
Michelle: "Perfect. Okay, Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black roots, it's not even funny."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
blondewoman
- Gia: "I don't think a woman is really a woman unless she's a blonde, you know?"
Gia
bloodyisnow
- Jack: "Must've been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you. Well, it bloody is now!"
Pirates of the Caribbean
bloodypirates
- Pintel: "They're stealing our ship."
Ragetti: "Bloody Pirates."
Pirates of the Caribbean
blowbrainsout
- Cop: "Did you ever see Vanessa act in an overtly hostile way to an actual human being?"
Girl: "You mean, like, blow somebody's brains out all over the place?"
Cop: "Oh, you think that's funny?"
Girl: "Yeah."
Freeway
blowingholes
- Jack: "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
Pirates of the Caribbean
blue
- Frank: "Blue, you're my boy!"
Old School
blueberryschnapps
- Buffy: "Grueller! It's me! Remember me, Buffy! We used to hang. My birthday party, you drank all the blueberry schnapps and luged all over my mom?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
bluepen
- Jim Carrey: "The pen is blue. The pen is blue. The GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE!"
Liar, Liar
bobsroad
- Rabbit: "If I can find this road. It's like Bob's Road."
Twister
bodycount
- Veronica: "Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count."
Heathers
bodydie
- Lestat: "Your body is dying, pay no attention. Happens to us all."
Interview with a Vampire
bodyswitching
- Daphne: "Hey! I'm me again!"
Velma-as-Fred: "Yippie for you."
Shaggy-as-Velma: "Man, like, why am I wearing a dress?"
Fred-as-Shaggy: "Everyone remain calm. Velma, what the heck's going on?"
Velma-as-Fred: "If my calculations are correct, due to the fragile nature of unstable protoplasm in the proximity of the damon ritus, we're simply going to continue randomly changing bodies until-"
Velma-as-Shaggy: "-until the protoplasm realigns with the appopriate body."
Daphne-as-Fred: "I'm Fred again!"
Shaggy-as-Daphne: "Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?"
Scooby Doo
Boldlygo
- Kathryn: "Boldly go where no man has gone before."
Cruel Intentions
bonanza
- Rose: "Do you even know who Graham Green is?"
Kitty: "I think we have all seen Bonanza."
Donnie Darko
boneyass
- Mox: "I don't think I have a boney ass. I think I have a very nice ass."
Billy Bob: "It is kinda nice."
Varsity Blues
boobookitty
- Justice: "You're sure you're okay with this?"
Jay: "As sure as I am that you're the hottest bitch I ever seen."
Sissy: "Fucker!"
Chrissy: "Easy, tiger."
Jay: "What's twisting this bitch's tit?"
Justice: "Maybe it's because women don't like to be called bitches, Jay."
Jay: "They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?"
Justice: "How about not?"
Jay: "What the fuck am I supposed to call you, then?"
Justice: "Something sweet, you big goof. Something nice."
Jay: "Boo boo kitty fuck?"
Justice: "Okay, that's a start."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Boochie
- Jay: "Snoochie Boochie Noochies!"
Mall
Rats
boody traps
- Data: "I'm setting boody traps."
Not sure: "You mean booby traps."
Data: "That's what I said, booby traps!"
The Goonies
boogers
- Assistant: "Here's your coffee, sir."
Chaka: "Did you spit in it?"
Assistant: "I didn't spit in it, sir."
Chaka: "Any boogers in it?"
Assistant: "There's no boogers in it, sir."
Chaka: "You went to film school didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!"
Assistant: "There's no boogers in it, sir."
Chaka: "Then taste it. Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there!"
Assistant: "It's all good, sir."
Chaka: "No, it ain't all good! Now clean that shit up. That's right! Get me a white boy. Get me a blonde-haired white boy so I can enjoy that shit."
Assistant: "You the man, sir."
Chaka: "No, you the man, and that's the problem!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
bookitty
- Boo: "Kitty!"
Monsters, Inc
Bored
- Castor Troy: "Let's go, let's go, I'm bored, let's go."
Face Off
bornagay
- Hilary Faye: "Come on. I mean you're not born a gay, you're born again!"
Saved!
borrowher
- Andy: "Jeffery, I don't want to sound sexist or anything, but can I borrow her?"
Buffy: "Andy!"
Jeffery: "No way, you'd get her dirty. He would, honey. He's an animal."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
borrowunderpants
- Ted: "Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?"
Sixteen Candles
bothgetthepoint
- Merrick: "You have missed years of training."
Buffy: "See?"
Merrick: "And you are undisclipined. Frivilous."
Buffy: "Don't I know it."
Merrick: "Quite probably the most vacuous choice in my entire-"
Buffy: "Okay, okay, I think we both get the point!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
bothwivespretty
- Kuzco: "You have a lovely wife. They're both very pretty."
Emperor's New Groove
boughtnewface
- Michelle: "But you're so dreamy!"
Sandy: "Well, when I made my first million, my present to myself was a new face."
Michelle: "Okay, I'm not just saying this, but you really picked a good one."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
braincells
- Vanessa: "The last one I was in, there was this old man there that everyone called Grandpa, and he had this disease called, um, Weisenheimers, I think it was, where your brain cells run out into your pee?"
Freeway
brainpower
- Sarah: "I have to get to the castle at the center of the Labyrinth. Do you know the way?"
Wise Man: "Huh."
Hat: "Huh?"
Wise Man: "Huh."
Hat: "Huh?"
Wise Man: "Yes. You want to get the castle, eh?"
Hat: "How's that for brain power, huh?"
Wise Man: "BE QUIET!"
Hat: "Ah, nuts."
Labyrinth
brains
- Angelina Jolie: "God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
Hackers
Break
- Samuel L. Jackson: "Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your
concentration?"
Pulp Fiction
breakanail
- Buffy: "I never hit anybody before!"
Merrick: "Really? Well, you did it perfectly."
Buffy: "I didn't even break a nail!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
breakfastcereals
- Mr Teevee: "So, can you send other things? Say, like, breakfast cereals?"
Willie Wonka: "Do you have any idea what breakfast cereals' made of? It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
breakfst
- Guy: "You're in big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Guy: "No!"
Happy Gilmore
breakoutlotion
- Mr Ammer: "Like the day I said, 'You want a promotion? Break out the lotion'."
Click
breakyourneck
- Duane: "You walk across the lobby, slip on the glass, let gravity do the rest."
Blaine: "::babble::"
Duane: "It's true, you could break your neck. It's a risk I'm willing to take."
Rat Race
breathing
- Jock: "Hey, yo, pisswad! You're in my way."
Elijah Wood: "I'm sorry, I was breathing here."
The Faculty
breathproblem
- Torrance: "This is a serious problem!"
Missy: "Oh, so is your breath."
Bring it On
Brenda
- Shannon Dougherty: "Wow. A sailboat."
Guy: "Brenda?"
Shannon:"Dick!"
Mallrats
bringafriend
- Sheriff: "You. My room. 10:30 tonight. You. 10:45. And bring a friend."
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
britneyandkevin23babies
- Radio Announcer: "This is 10-10 Wins News, February fifth, 2017. Britney Spears had her 23rd baby today. Proud father Kevin Federline says he's now considering getting a job."
Click
brokeupmachine
- Jeffery: "I told you all this."
Buffy: "No, you didn't."
Jeffery: "Didn't you get my message?"
Buffy: "You left me a message?!"
Jeffery: "You weren't home! Like always."
Buffy: "You broke up with my machine?!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
brother
- Sam: "My own brother! A goddamn, shit sucking vampire! Well, you
wait 'til Mom finds out, buddy!"
Lost Boys
broughten
- Cheerleader: "Well, then, you better bring it."
Priscilla: "Oh, it's already been brought-en."
Not Another Teen Movie
bsing
- Smokey: "I was just bull-shittin'! And you know this! Man!"
Friday
buckunderwear
- Randy: "I was gonna tell you something, but maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad."
Samantha: "You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore."
Randy: "Last night at the dance my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear."
Sixteen Candles
buddychrist
- Cardinal Glick: "I give you...the Buddy Christ!"
Dogma
buffoon
- Prince: "I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase."
Wesley: "I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
Princess Bride
bubba n forrest
- Forrest: "If I'd have known this was gonna be the last time me and Bubba was gonna talk, I'd have thought of something better to say. Hey, Bubba."
Bubba: "Hey, Forrest. Forrest, why'd this happen?"
Forrest: "You got shot."
Forrest: "Then Bubba said something I won't even forget."
Bubba: "I wanna go home."
Forrest: "Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner. Bubba was gonna be a shrimpin' boat captain, but instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam. That's all I have to say about that."
Forrest Gump
buffylifeplan
- Buffy: "I don't WANT to be the Chosen One. I don't want to spend the rest of my life chasing after vampires. All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and DIE!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
bugthreat
- Cassandra: "What are the most immediate threats to the world environment right now?"
Jeffery: "Uhhh, litter?"
Nicole: "Forrest fires?"
Buffy: "Bugs?"
Kimberly: "Bugs, totally!"
Jenny: "Yeah, I hate bugs."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
bukawk
- Biff, Jr: "What's wrong, McFly? Chicken?"
Machine: "BUKAWK!"
Back to the Future Part 2
bulimia
- Chick: "Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87."
Heathers
bullhorns
- Principal: "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns."
The Breakfast Club
bunchatimes
- Vanessa: "You wanna get shot a whole buncha times?!"
Freeway
bunsofsteel
- Tai: "And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel."
Clueless
burger
- Guy: "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
Wet Hot American Summer
burnhishousedown
- Michael: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell's this Derek guy?"
Samantha Age 15: "Duh, my boyfriend, the hottest boy in school, hello?"
Michael: "Oh, he's gonna be really hot when I burn his house down."
Click
butlerfag
- Armand: "You're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler."
Agador: "No! I'm gonna look like a fag!"
Armand: "Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform."
The Birdcage
buttdinner
- Bonnie: "Hi. Don't be shy, honey. Nice ass!"
Rochelle: "Bonnie!"
Bonnie: "What, he has a cute butt."Sarah: "You're a slut."
Rochelle: "Maybe you should go ask him out, Bonnie."
Sarah: "Yeah, 'I like your butt, do you want to have dinner?'"
The Craft
butterscotchripple
- Willie Wonka: "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% inspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
buysomediamonds
- Kit: "Maybe you could, like, get a house together, and buy some diamonds and a horse, I don't know."
Pretty Woman
Byenow
- Wesley from Robin Hood Men in Tights saying good-bye in different langauges.
C
cableromance
- Stacy: "I want romance."
Linda: "You want romance? In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Cakeboy
- Murray: "Your man Christian is a cake boy."
Dione/Cher: "A what?"
Murray: "He's a disco-dancin', Oscar-Wilde-readin', Striesand-ticket-holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?"
Clueless
calvinklein
- Lorraine: "I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin."
Marty: "Why do you keep calling me Calvin?"
Lorraine: "That is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear."
Back to the Future
camesawkickedass
- Bill Murray: "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"
Ghostbusters
cancel
- Sheriff: "Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans. No more merciful beheadings. And call off Christmas!"
Robin Hood: Prince of Theives
Candy_cane
- Charlize Theron: "When I get back in that room, you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane."
Reindeer Games
candybars
- College Boy: "Candy bars!"
Super Troopers
candymansdaughter
- Randy: "There's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth."
Scream 2
candynopoint
- Mike: "Why's everything here completely pointless?"
Charlie: "Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
cannibalismfrown
- Willie Wonka: "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called canibalism, dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
cantbegood
- Duane: "Well, that can't be good."
Rat Race
cantmovelegs
- Buffy: "Are you okay?"
Pike: "I can't move my legs."
Buffy: "Why?"
Pike: "'Cause you're sitting on them."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
captainchunk
- Mikey: "Chunk!"
Chunk: "No! Captain Chunk!"
The Goonies
captaintwinkie
- Michael: "Ben? That you? Look how big you got. You're enormous."
Ben Age 17: "Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie of the S.S. Fat-Ass!"
Click
carride
- Kathryn: "Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride?"
Sebastian: "Kathryn. The only thing you're gonna be riding is me."
Cruel Intentions
carriedwatermelon
- Johnny: "What's she doing here?"
Billy: "She came with me. She's with me."
Baby: "I carried a watermelon."
Dirty Dancing
cellardoor
- Donnie: "What's cellar door?"
Karen: "This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all these endless combinations of words in all of history, that cellar door is the most beautiful."
Donnie Darko
centralair
- Banky: "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air."
Dogma
chamberlain
- General: "CHAMBERLAIN!"
The Dark Crystal
chanceofvalor
- Eowyn: "I fear neither death nor pain."
Aragorn: "What do you fear, my lady?"
Eowyn: "A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them, and all chance of valor has gone beyond recor or desire."
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
charginforthebus
- Jay: "Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
charms
- Irish Man: "They're always after me lucky charms!" ::laughter:: "What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms! What?!"
Frau: "It's a television commercial! With this cartoon leprechaun and all of these childrens are trying to chase him. 'Here leprechaun man, leprechaun man. I want to get your lucky charms!' Oh, and there's all of these little tiny bits of marshmallows just stuck right in the cereal. So that when the kids eat them, they think 'Oh, this is candy, I'm having fun!'"
Austin Powers
chasingamy
- Silent Bob: "So I spend every day since then chasing Amy."
Chasing Amy
cheercisions
- Priscilla: "This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences."
Not Another Teen Movie
cheerleadertourettes
- Priscilla: "Peachy. I assume you brought a routine?"
Sandy Sue: "You betcha. Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a - giant pussy-licking, ass-fucker cock shit. I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's."
Not Another Teen Movie
cheerocracy
- Torrance: "Courtney, this isn't a democracy. It's a cheerocracy."
Bring it On
cheezwiz
- Howie: "I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle."
Bringing Down the House
chickensnotalive
- Daphne: "Excuse me?"
Voodoo Man: "What are you doing? Now I have to start my voodoo ritual all over again!"
Daphne: "Voodoo ritual?"
Voodoo Man: "Yes, voodoo ritual! I was about to sacrifice this chicken!"
Daphne: "But that chicken's not alive."
Voodoo Man: "I know the chicken is not alive, smart little girl. What, did you figure that out when you saw it didn't have a head?"
Scooby Doo
childishandstupid
- Ferris: "You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
childsupport
- Guy: "Say, man, don't be giving that little kid alcohol."
Tray: "Aw, n****, you ain't his daddy."
Guy: "I ain't? Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me back my child support money!"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
chilllozenge
- Nicole: "God, take a chill lozenge!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
chinnose
- Guy: "It's stress, Michael."
Other guy: "It's funny watching you talk from this angle, Michael, because your chin looks like a nose."
Yoga
chipmunkface
- Vanessa: "Fuck you, chipmunk face. And your fucking skipper wife."
Freeway
chocolatepretzel
- Guy: "Say. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
christdirtymouth
- Priest: "Is there something else you want to tell me? In your own words?"
Jim: "I've done all kinds of crazy shit. Excuse me, Father. Fuck, I'm...Christ, I have a dirty mouth. Look, I'm sorry about that."
The Basketball Diaries
christiangetjiggy
- Pastor Skip: "So. It's all about populating the planet, and good Christians don't get jiggy with it until they're married."
Saved!
christianjewels
- Mary: "I was a member in good standing of the Christian Jewels. Sort of like a girl gang for Jesus."
Saved!
christowes12bucks
- Bethany: "Christ. You know Christ?"
Rufus: "Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!"
Dogma
cinder-fuckin-ella
- Vivian: "I just wanna know who it works out for. You give me one example of somebody we know that it happened for."
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name...I got it. Cinda-fuckin-rella!"
Pretty Woman
circlek
- Ted: "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
claimhim
- Arwen: "If you want him, come and claim him!"
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings
clap!
- Amilyn: "We're immortal, Buffy! We can do anything."
Buffy: "Oh, yeah? Clap!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
classicbirthday
- Brenda: "I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday, we all forgot."
Mike: "Classic!"
Sixteen Candles
claustrophobic
- Man: "Please. I'm claustrophobic."
Vanessa: "Yeah, well I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick. GET IN THERE!"
Freeway
cliffnotesquote
- Dionne: "'Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but they eternal summer shall not fade'. PHAT. Did you write that?"
Cher: "Duh. It's like a famous quote."
Dionne: "From where?"
Cher: "Cliff's Notes."
Clueless
cliffsofinsanity
- Vizzini: "See? The cliffs of insanity!"
Princess Bride
climbtherope
- Garth: "She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."
Wayne's World
clint[1]
- Clint Eastwood: Go ahead. Make my day."
clitcommander
- Jay: "I am the clit commander!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
clitmaster
- Jay: "I am the master of the clit!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
clitpressure
- John Stewart: "What response do you hope to elicit by putting this kind of pressure on the clit?"
Will Ferrell: "Well, it's a difficult situation. You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way."
Holden: "Nights like this, I miss dating a lesbian."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
clitstimulation
- Will Ferrell: "Citizens of Utah, stimulation of the clit is not recommended."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
clogs
- Mr. Horowitz: "What did you do in school today?"
Cher: "Well...I broke in my purple clogs."
Clueless
Clothes
- Terminator: "Your clothes. Give them to me. Now."
Clueless
- Cher: "It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion. I was just totally clueless."
Clueless
coatrack
- Buffy: "You were my friend!"
Grueller: "Now, I'm a god!"
Pike: "Now, you're a coat rack."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
cockerbunny
- Mesquita: "Cockerbunny? They got you _____ or what? Bitch? I'm fucking talking to YOU, man."
Freeway
cocksmoker
- Jay: "Come on, Silent Bob, let's get the fuck out of this fucking gyp joint. This fucking faggot, Dante. You cocksmoker."
Clerks
cocktail
- Brian: "I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach, the velvet hammer, the alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth, the pink squirrel, the 3-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweat and snazzy, the iced tea, the kamakazi, the orgasm, the death spasm, the Singapore sling, the dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to got loaded, why don't you just order a shot?"
Cocktail
coconuts
- Zazu: "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deeddly dee, there they are a standing in a row, bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head."
The Lion King
coke
- Bob Saget: "I used to suck dick for coke!"
Man: "I seen him!"
Bob: "Now that's an addiction, man! You ever sucked some dick for marijuana?!"
Man: "Huh?!"
Thurgood: "No, I can't say I have."
Half-Baked
coldinhere
- Cheerleaders: "I said! Brrr, it's cold in here! I said, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere! I said, Brrr! It's cold in here, I said there must be some Toros in the atmosphere. I said oh, ee, oh ee oh, ice, ice, ice. Oh, ee, oh ee oh, ice ice ice."
Bring it On
comekickass
- Blayne: "He used to sneak into my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for awhile, and then as SOON as he'd come, he'd start FREAKING out. 'Oh, what are you doing man, I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody I'm gonna kick your ass.'"
Cruel Intentions
compass
- Adrian: "Oh, my god, I'm like a compass near north."
Good Morning Vietnam
Con-Bunny
- Guy: "Make a move and the bunny gets it!"
Con Air
Con-Bunny2
- Nick Cage: "I said, put the bunny back in the box."
Con Air
concealeddeadlyweapon
- Ernest: "See these hands? You see 'em? If I put these hands in my pockets, I will be arrested for carrying concealed deadly weapons."
Ernest Goes to Camp
condoms
- Willie Nelson: "You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?"
Thurgood: "How much?"
Willie: "I don't know, we never used them..."
Half Baked
confessionproud
- Priest: "Have you stolen, or cheated your fellow man?"
Jim: "Yeah, but I'm not proud of it."
The Basketball Diaries
conscience
- Gale Weathers: "Hey, you need to check your conscience at the door, sweetie! I'm not here to be loved."
Scream 2
consideredafreak
- Donkey: "Please. I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak...well, maybe you do."
Shrek
Control
- Dionne: "It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos."
Clueless
conveniencestore
- Coroner: "My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?"
Dante: "She thought it was me."
Coroner: "What kind of convenience store do you run here?"
Clerks
coolpeepants
- Kid: "Hey, look, everybody, Billy peed his pants."
Billy: "Of course I peed my pants. Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest."
Kid: "Really?"
Billy: "Yes! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!"
Billy Madison
cornflakes
- Vilos Cohaagen: "I'll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes."
Total Recall
cornhole
- Sheriff: "Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
cornnuts
- Heather: "Corn nuts."
Heathers
costner
- Anton: "Not this time, okay? I'm through with that. I mean, all I do is sit around all day, I veg out, I watch TV, I smoke pot..."
Mick: "No, no! No Kevin Costner speeches. Let's just go."
Idle Hands
countsasmine
- Gimli: "Bring your pretty face to my ax! Aaaagh! That one counts as mine!"
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
cousinvirginity
- Romy: "You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter."
Michelle: "Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?"
Romy: "Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
cowboy
- Shark: "Look! I'm a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy."
Toy Story
cprbaywatch
- Anton: "What the fuck are you doing, man? That's my dad, come on!"
Pnub: "CPR, man! I saw it on Baywatch!"
Idle Hands
cracksense
- Guy: "I know guys on crack that makes more sense than you."
Austin Powers: Goldmember
Howard: "NO! Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."
Speed
crimeschool
- George: "Danbury wasn't a prison. It was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of Marijuana, and came out with a Doctorate of Cocaine."
Blow
crowraven
- Eric: "I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping. Rapping at my chamber door."
The Crow
crushmysoul
- Joan: "The lad doesn't say much, and when he does, he finds just the right words to CRUSH my soul."
Playing By Heart
cryingdummy
- Mrs. Thomas: "Who's crying?"
Lupe: "It's either our new vice-president, the fairy... OR THE DUMMY!"
Mannequin
cubafood
- Mr. Hand: "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
Spicoli: "Learning about Cuba, and having some food."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
cucumber25
- Rose: "Why don't you go on home? Have a glass of wine and put some cucumber slices on your eyes. You'll feel much better."
Sue Ellen: "Well, I'm all out of cucumbers."
Rose: "Sue Ellen, every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in the house."
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
cuptea
- Worm: "Come inside, and have a nice cup of tea!"
Labyrinth
custodiandick
- Scarface: "Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo."
Thurgood: "Custodian, dick!"
Half Baked
cutoffhair
- Vanessa: "And that's for cuttin' off all my hair, you fucker!"
Freeway
D
dadstabbedmom
- Seth: "I mean, didn't your dad, like, stab your mom?" ::psycho stabbing sounds::
Donnie Darko
damnmetoo
- Sarah: "Hoggle, what have you done?"
Hoggle: "Ohh, damn you, Jareth. And damn me, too."
Labyrinth
damselindistress
- Daphne: "Now who's the damsel in distress?"
Wrestler: "Me?"
Daphne: "Straight up."
Scooby Doo
dancewithdevil
- Jack Nicholson: "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
Batman
Dante
- Dante: "I’m not even supposed to be here today."
Mallrats
darknessmustpass
- Sam: "But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. Day will come. And when the sun shines, it'll shine out but clearer. Those are the stories that stayed with you, that menat something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr Frodo, I do understand, I know now. Folk in those stories, had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going, because they were holding onto something."
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
darkofuck
- Karen: "FUCK!"
Donnie Darko
darthmeltbrain
- Marty: "What made you change your mind, George?"
George: "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
Marty: "Yeah, well, let's keep this brain melting stuff to ourselves, okay?"
Back to the Future
datewedding
- Freddie: "I've had a few minor fiascos in my own life, I admit that freely."
Allen: "Freddie. You took a date to one of your own weddings."
Splash
dayatwork
- Bob: "Would you walk us through a typical day, for you?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Bob: "Great."
Peter: "Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. And after that I just sorta space out for about an hour."
Bob: "Uh? Space out?"
Peter: "Yeah, I just stare at my desk. But it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."
Bob: "Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us, and just tell us a little more?"
Peter: "Oh, yeah! Let me tell you something about TPS reports."
Office Space
dayoff
- Smokey: "Goddamn! You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off."
Friday
deadalready
- Lisa: "Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anybody reach in and rip out the screws that tell me that I'm a fucking whore or that my parents wish I were dead?"
Susanna: "Because you're dead already, Lisa!"
Girl, Interrupted
deadbody
- Vern: "You guys wanna go see a dead body?"
Stand by Me
deadgayson
- Guy: "I love my dead, gay son!"
Heathers
dealinginfront
- Dante: "How many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store."
Jay: "I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?"
Willam: "Hey, man, you got anything?"
Jay: "Yeah, man, what you want?"
Clerks
dealwithwhite
- Sarah: "What's wrong with Nancy?"
Rochelle: "Her spell's not working."
Sarah: "What spell?"
Rochelle: "I don't know. She doesn't want to be white trash anymore, or something. I told her, 'You're white honey! Just deal with it.'"
The Craft
deargod
- Vanessa: "Oh god. Dear god, that was so fucking bad. But I was at a loss, so I left it up to you. I love you with all my heart, and I hope you don't hate me more than you already do. Please bless Mama, Larry, and Chopper. Amen."
Freeway
decrackernated
- Banky: "Uh, Chaka? Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer."
Chaka: "Oh, you're the executive producer. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Okay, Fucky?"
Banky: "It's Banky."
Chaka: "No, it is Fucky."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
defectivetypewriter
- Rizzo: "I feel like a defective typewriter."
Marty: "Huh?"
Rizzo: "I skipped a period."
Grease
definesawoman
- Serendipity: "What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things. Her legs."
Dogma
deathbystereo
- Sam: "Death by stereo."
The Lost Boys
deathisontheline
- Vizzini: "I switched glasses while your back was turned, ha ha, you fool! YOu fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a landwar in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this! Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
Princess Bride
decentperson
- Dante: "Well, why did you have to suck their dick? Why couldn't you sleep with them like any other decent person?!"
Clerks
defeatevil
- Arwen: "You will face evil and you will defeat it."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
define interesting
- Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define 'interesting'."
Wash: "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"
Serenity
defsick
- Bob: "Look, Vanessa, it's obvious to me right now that I'm a profoundly sick man."
Vanessa: "I won't argue with you here. Anyone who'd do sex to a dead person is definitely sick, Mister."
Freeway
deppweird
- Willie Wonka: "You're really weird."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
depressingsickness
- Jenny: "Aren't there any sicknesses that aren't too depressing?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
deservedthat
- ::slap!::
Jack: "I'm not sure I deserved that."
Pirates of the Caribbean
destiny
- Amelia: "Well, destiny is what we make it, right?"
The Bone Collector
DestroyingBeauty
- Tyler: "Where'd you go, pyscho boy?"
Narrator: "I felt
like destroying something beautiful."
Fight Club
devastatecase
- Fletcher: "Your honor, I object!"
Judge: "Why?"
Fletcher: "Because it's devastating to my case!"
Judge: "Overruled."
Fletcher: "Good call!"
Liar Liar
diddling
- Sebastian: "How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?"
Kathryn: "She suspects that your impotent alcoholic father is diddling the maid."
Cruel Intentions
didntgivethepower
- Nancy: "He gave me power! I can do whatever I want now! I can fly! I can-ow!"
Nurse: "He gave you something, honey. But it ain't the power."
The Craft
didntlovebitch
- Allen: "You know why she left Freddie? Because I didn't love her."
Freddie: "That bitch."
Splash
didntsaysorry
- Cop: "Why'd you call him those names, Vanessa?"
Vanessa: "'Cause he didn't say he was sorry. And I knew it'd piss him off."
Freeway
didshesayit
- Goblin: "Did she say it?"
Other Goblins: SHUTUP!"
Labyrinth
dieclown
- Happy Gilmore: "You're gonna die, clown!"
Happy Gilmore
diewomenslingerie
- Ms Timkin: "My father ran it until he passed away recently."
Jonathon: "Oh, I'm sorry."
Ms Timkin: "Well, he was very old, and he died the way he wanted to, in women's lingerie."
Jonathon: "Excuse me?"
Ms Timkin: "Oh, a heart attack while walking through the women's department."
Mannequin
dildo
- Stifler: "Dildo! Dildo, dildo, dildo!"
American Pie 2
ding_dong
- Robbie: "Why would any girl ever marry me?"
Sammy: "Marry you? I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding dong."
Wedding Singer
Dingbat
- Michelle: "No, ya dingbat!"
American Pie
dinosaurproof
- Kuzco: "Okay, gang, check out this piece of work. This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth."
Emperor's New Groove
Direction
- Mr. Horowitz: "I'd like to see you have a little direction."
Cher: "I have direction."
Josh: "Yeah, towards the mall."
Clueless
dirtnapbabyjesus
- Mal: "Kaylee, find that kid who's taking a dirtnap with the baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit!"
Serenity gagreel
dirtysheepfucker
- Jay: "Be honest, yo. You're down with this for the fine-ass pussy, right?"
Brent: "I'm down with this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid."
Jay: "Even sheep?"
Brent: "Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures."
Jay: They are beautiful, aren't they?"
Brent: "Oh, yes."
Jay: "So, that means you'd fuck a sheep, right?"
Brent: What is your damage, little boy? You got a sick and twisted world perspective."
Jay: No, you're misunderstanding me, Prince Valiant. I mean if you were another sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?
Brent: Oh, since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would."
Jay: "Thought so. Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!"
Brent: "No!"
Jay: "NOW WHO'S STUPID, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
disappointment
- Inigo: "Who are you?"
Wesley: "No one of consequence."
Inigo: "I must know."
Wesley: "Get used to disappointment."
Princess Bride
discoverme
- Romy: "You are Columbus, and I am America. Discover me, Ramon, just discover me!"
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
discovery
- Wayne: "Wow. What a totally amazing, excellent discovery! Not!"
Wayne's World
dishesdone
- Kenny: "PULL! The dishes are done, man."
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
dishonestman
- Jack: "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."
Pirates of the Caribbean
dismemberedhead
- Mary Jane: "Nobody's ever given me a stuffed dismembered head before."
Scooby Doo
dissapointangry
- Pike: "I'm not disappointed, just angry!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
dissapointment
- Uma Thurman: "Dissapointment doesn't kill!"
Janeane Garafalo: "Right, rejection kills. Dissapointment only maims!"
The Truth About Cats and Dogs
dodachacha
- Evan: "In other news, the prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France."
Producer: "What did he just say? Check the promptor."
Guy: "The promptor's fine!"
Producer: "Evan, read the copy. PLEASE. The copy's good, just read it."
Evan: "The white house reception committee greeted the prime rib roast minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I like-a do da cha-cha."
Bruce Almighty
dodos
- Dodo: "Tai Kwon Dodos! ATTAACK!"
Ice Age
doitdoit
- Starsky: "Do it. Do it."
Starsky and Hutch
dolphinresponse
- Armand: "Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!"
Albert: "How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered. Wrong response?"
Armand: "I'm not sure."
The Birdcage
donniedarko
- Gretchen: "Donnie Darko. What kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero, or something."
Donnie: "What makes you think I'm not?"
Donnie Darko
donniejareld
- Jim: "What is your name, son?"
Donnie: "Jareld."
Donnie Darko
donotdoubt
- Lestat: "Take you aesthetes taste pure things. Kill them swiftly if you will. But do it. But do not doubt you are a killer, Louis!"
Interview with a Vampire
donotremovelabel
- Mickey: "I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh...you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?"
Pee-wee: "Yeah."
Mickey: "Well I CUT one of them off!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Dont Think So
- Cher: "I don't think so."
Clueless
dont_ever
- Smokey: "I'm'a call you! But if you come by, I won't call you. Okay? Don't ever...EVER! Ever ever ever ever ever ever! Come. by here. Okay?"
Friday
dontbreak
- Tony: "All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?"
Scarface
dontcare
- Guy: "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."
Office Space
dontdefyme
- Jareth: "Don't defy me."
Labyrinth
dontdie
- Lloyd: "Hey, I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!"
Dumb and Dumber
dontfuckfellas
- Joan Crawford: "Don't fuck with me, fellas!"
Mommy Dearest
donthavefriends
- Gollum: "You don't have any friends!"Lotr: TTT
donthitanything
- Ted: "This is a Rolls Royce, Jake.
Jake: "So?"
Ted: "So?! I heard the grill alone costs five grand on this. Five grand! Do you have five grand? I don't have five grand!"
Jake: "So, don't hit anything."
Ted: "Ohhh, don't hit anything."
Sixteen Candles
dontneedahusband
- Linda: "How straight are you now? I mean, are we talking about men?"
Gia: "You don't need a husband to have kids."
Gia
dontneedany
- Andy: "Ohhh, got to get some."
::ass kickage::
Andy: "WOAH! WOAH! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't actually need any right now!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
dontpanic
- Dewey: "Don't panic." ::scream::
Scream 3
dontstopwoody
- Armand: "When you were making love with him, did he ever scream 'Don't stop, Woody!'?"
Mannequin
donttreadonme
- Jenny: "Hey, guys, I was thinking, for the senior dance? What if we made a big sign that says 'Don't Tread on Me', you know, on a picture of the earth?"
Buffy: "How do you not tread on the earth? I mean, you kind of have to, right?"
Jenny: "Oh, yeah. I never thought of that."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Doobie snacks
- Jay: "You's guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that. We call it...Doobie snacks."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
doobage
- Bender: "So, Ahab, can I have all my doobage?"
The Breakfast Club
doodykins
- Gia: "There you are, Mr Doodykins. Fresh from the oven."
Linda: "Thank you, Mrs Doodykins."
Gia: "I could do this, you know that? I could be a fucking housewife. I'd be very happy."
Gia
dorkychickslikeyou
- Velma: "Don't worry about it, Fred. I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models."
Fred: "No! Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too. It's a complement!"
Scooby Doo
dosex
- Cop: "Did Mr Wolverton say he was the I-5 killer?"
vanessa: "He didn't say he wasn't."
Cop: "I haven't said that I'm the I-5 killer."
Vanessa: "And you haven't said that you're gonna slash me dead with a razor and do sex to my dead body, neither."
Freeway
doubledare
- Valerie: "Did you enjoy the fresh air Lisa?"
Lisa: "Yeah I did Val. Thanks."
Valerie: "Good, 'cause that's the last time you're leaving the ward."
Lisa: "Is that a dare or a double dare?"
Girl, Interrupted
downhere
- Pennywise: "Come back anytime. I'll show you how to float down here. They all float down here!"
It
downtown
- Angelina Jolie and Winona Ryder singing "Downtown".
Girl, Interrupted
drama3
- Jeannie: "Drama, drama, drama."
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
drawnthatway
- Jessica Rabbit: "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
drawsnear
- Legolas: "Something draws near. I can feel it."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
drinkkilledhim
- Mrs. Doubtfire: "He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him."
Miranda: "He was an alcoholic?"
Mrs. Doubtfire: "No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him."
Miranda: "How tragic."
Mrs Doubtfire: "Yes."
Mrs Doubtfire
drinkndrive
- Robbie: "Yeah, have a few drinks and then, you know, drive home."
Wedding Singer
drinktoilet
- Scooby: "It's plastic!"
Shaggy: "What do you care, you drink out the toilet!"
Scooby: "So do you!"
Scooby Doo
drinkup
- Jack: "Drink up, me hearties, yo ho."
Pirates of the Caribbean
driveludes
- Spicoli: "People on 'ludes should not drive."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
drugdependency
- Torrance: "Look, I'm serious, we have to get her."
Cliff: "Is her drug dependency gonna be a problem?"
Bring it On
dudeperson
- Dong: "Hey, come on in! Party hard, dude person!"
Sixteen Candles
duhfear
- Kitty: "Excuse me? 'No duh' is a product of fear."
Donnie Darko
Dummy
- Michelle: "You big, stupid dummy!"
American Pie 2
dwarfdecapitate
- Gimli: "Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine."
Eomer: "I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground."
LoTR: The Two Towers
dwarftoss
- Gimli: "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship
of the Rings
dwellondreams
- Dumbledore: "It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
E
earnestew
- Ernest: "Ewwwwwww!"
Ernest Ges to Camp
easterbunnysuit
- Guy: "What the hell happened to him?!"
Jay: "The guy in the easter bunny suit kicked his ass!"
Mallrats
eastla
- Cheech: "I was born in East L.A., man, I was born in East L.A."
Born in East L.A.
easyonthegoods
- Jack: "Easy on the good, darling."
Pirates of the Caribbean
eatemptystomach
- Ernest: "No, I can't eat on an empty stomach."
Ernest Goes to Camp
eatmyshorts
- Bender: "Eat. my. shorts."
The Breakfast Club
eatslugs
- Hermione: "At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent."
Malfoy: "No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood."
Ron: "You'll pay for that one, Malfoy. Eat slugs!"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
eatyoung
- Ida: "Personally, Veda’s convinced me that alligators have the right idea: they eat their young."
Mildred Pierce
eavesdropping
- Gandalf: "Have you been eavesdropping?!"
Sam: "I ain't
been droppin' no eaves, sir, honest."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of
the Rings
eclecticdance
- Celsius: "What do I do, do I just stand here like an object?"
Armand: "No, you do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna! But you keep it all inside."
The Birdcage
eggnog
- Clark Griswald: "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you
something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for
dead?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
eggplantburger
- Shaggy: "Man, the only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate-covered eggplant burg-er."
Scooby: "With hot sauce. Ha-cha-cha."
Scooby Doo
eggs erronious
- Eddie: "Jake's Specialty Du Jour, Eggs Erronious. It's made with powdered eggs, and 17 herbs and spices smuggled into this country by Tibetan monks."
Ernest Goes to Camp
elaceffulg
- Darcy: "Remember: They give extra points for alacrity and effulgence."
Kasey: "Did we bring those?"
Bring it On
elderberries
- Man: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
electricslide
- Fred: "Yo, yo, yo, yo, homedogs! Uh, ya'll forgot the next part of the dance, where we do the Electric Slide! You know, 'It's electric!' Woo! Drivin' the bus, drivin' the bus, and backin' it up, and backin' it up."
Scooby Doo
elementofsurprise
- Steve: "You just blew the best thing you had going for you. You just blew the element of surprise." ::PUNCH!::
Charlie: "Surprised?"
The Italian Job
Elfpractice2
- Boss Elf: “WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?”
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Elfpractice3
- Boss Elf: “Now you come to elf practice and learn how to wiggle
your ears and chuckle warmly and go he-he and ho-ho and important stuff like
that!”
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
ello
- Worm "'Ello."
Sarah: "Did you just say hello?"
Worm: "No. I said 'ello. But that's close enough."
Labyrinth
elvistalktoyou
- Buffy: "Alright, let me get this straight. You want me to go to the graveyard with you because I'm the chosen one, and there are vampires?"
Merrick: "Yes."
Buffy: "Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you...see spots?"
Merrick: "Spots."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
embarrasingdeath
- Dante: "What an embarrassing way to die."
Randal: "That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died."
Dante: "How did he go?"
Randal: "He broke his neck."
Dante: "You call that embarrassing?"
Randal: "He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!"
Clerks
emotionalproblems
- Gretchen: "He has emotional problems."
Donnie: "Oh, I have those too. What kind does of emotional problems does your dad have?"
Donnie Darko
enema
- The Joker: "This town needs an enema."
Batman
energyspectrum
- Kitty: "As you can see, the Lifeline is controlled by two polar extremes: "Fear" and "Love". Fear is in the negative energy spectrum. Love is in the positive energy spectrum."
Donnie Darko
eons of repression
- Loki: This is just eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off, you know?"
Dogma
especiallyyou
- Director: "Little kid, you're here, your buddy's right here, just stand there and react. Don't say anything. Especially you."
Jay: "That's pretty funny."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
essentials
- Jay: "You've got to boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube
says. 'Life ain't nothing but bitches and money.'"
Mallrats
eunuch
- Jack: "Perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"
Pirates of the Caribbean
everyonediesalone
- Dr Thurman: "Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?"
Donnie: She said that every living creature on earth dies alone."
Donnie Darko
everyoneisnowdumber
- Man: "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison
everyotherdecade
- Cynthia: "It's like the every-other-decade theory, you know? The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked, and the '70s, oh my god, they obviously suck. Come on. Maybe the '80s will be radical. You know? I figure we'll be in our 20s and, hey, it can't get any worse."
Dazed and Confused
evilbonnet
- Cat: "Evil does not wear a bonnet!"
Cats and Dogs
evilenough
- Scott Evil: "Why'd you run out on me?"
Dr Evil: "Because you're not quite evil enough. Well, it's true! You're quasi-evil. You're semi evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the diet coke of evil."
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Evilho
- Courtney: "I'm gonna kick your ass you evil whore!"
Bring It On
evilpettingzoo
- Therapist: "So, what do you want to do, Scott?"
Scott: "I don't know, I was thinking, I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet."
Dr Evil: "An evil vet?"
Scott: "No. Maybe like, work in a petting zoo?"
Dr Evil: "An evil petting zoo?"
Scott: "You always do that!"
Austin Powers
Evilslap
- Mother: "I think you're the cause of all this! I think you're EVIL!
EVIL!"
The Birds
exchangeofbutts
- Buffy: "What are you doing here?"
Pike: "What am I doing here? I'm saving your butt. Well, there was sort of an exchange of butts. At least I didn't faint."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
executelastone
- Honey Bunny: "Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"
Pulp Fiction
excuseme
- The infamous line from American Pie.
existentialcartoon
- Cher: "That's Ren and Stimpy. They are way existential."
Josh: "Do you have any idea what you're talking about?"
Cher: "No. Why, does I sound like I do?"
Clueless
expectopatronum
- Harry: "Expecto Patronum!"
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
expelled
- Hermione: "Now. If you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, EXPELLED."
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
explainslur
- Buffy: "You guys are thrashed."
Benny: "Really?"
Pike: "That would explain the slurred speech."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
expletivedeleted
- Jules Asner: "And I quote, 'Once we get to Hollywood and find those [expletive deleted] who are making the Bluntman and Chronic movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our [expletive deleted], then [expletive deleted] out our [expletive deleted], then eat their [expletive deleted] which is made up of our [expletive deleted] that we made them eat.' Unquote."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
explunged
- Vanessa: "Yeah, but nobody got hurt. It was no big deal. And the judge even said that I could get it explunged from my record if I was to go to this group therapy session with all them teenagers who're supposed to be firebugs or something."
Freeway
F
faceoffyourhead
- Darla: "What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."
Dazed and Confused
fagquestion
- Ted: "Just answer me one question."
Samantha: "Yes, you're a total fag."
Ted: "Ha ha ha. That's not the question."
Sixteen Candles
failurenooption
- Kitty: Now girls, I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it."
Bethany: "Okay, Mom."
Donnie Darko
fairies
- Sarah: "Agh! It bit me!"
Hoggle: "Well, what did you expect fairies to do?"
Sarah: "I thought they did nice things. Like granting wishes!"
Hoggle: "Shows what you know, don't it?"
Labyrinth
fallasleepmom
- Merrick: "This is not a very safe place to fall asleep."
Pike: "Okay. Mom."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
familybusiness
- Scott: "He comes back, and now he wants me to take over the family business."
Dr Evil: "But, Scott, who's gonna take over the world when I die?"
Austin Powers
fanofmoney
- Mr. Simms: "Do you have any experience?"
Robbie: "No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in."
Wedding Singer
farewell
- Bilbo: "I regret to announce this is the end. I'm going now. I bid you all a fond farewell."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings
fartoofine
- Kenny: "Are you crying? Oh, no, baby, please! You are far too fine to look so sad!"
Can't Hardly Wait
fathercalled
- Allen: "Are there any messages, Mrs Stimler?"
Mrs Stimler: "Oh, yes."
Allen: "What are they?"
Mrs Stimler: "Oh, you're father called, he wants you to call him back."
Allen: "Um, my father passed away about five years ago. You remember?"
Mrs Stimler: "Oh, right. Shall I get him for you?"
Splash
feces
- David: "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns 'n' Ammo, masturbating in your feces. Do you just stop and go, 'Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!'"
Seven
fecesmice
- Emily: "Beth's mom said the boy's locker room was flooded, and they found feces everywhere!"
Susie: "What are feces?"
Emily: "Baby mice."
Susie: "Aww."
Donnie Darko
feedmeseymour
- Audrey II: "Feed me, Seymour. Feed me all night long."
Little Shop of Horrors
feedtoscooby
- Fred: "We've got a mystery to solve."
Shaggy: "The only mystery here is whyw e take our cues from the dick in a neckerchief."
Fred: "Keep it up, Beatnik. I'll feed you to the fucking dog!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
feelthepower
- Yzma: "Oh ho ho! Feel the power."
Kronk: Oh, I can feel it."
Emperor's New Groove
feltonleg
- Samantha: "Just now, I really felt how much you like me."
Ted: "Probably zoning in on my brain waves, or something."
Samantha: "Well, not really. I felt it on my leg."
Sixteen Candles
femaleclitoris
- Sissy: "Jay, before you go, could you say something into the camera about the clitoris?"
Jay: "What?"
Justice: "Man, you are such a bitch."
Sissy: "Shut up, Justice. She's just a little embarrassed. See, Jussy and I are putting together this documentary for our human sexuality class, and we need a male perspective on the clitoris."
Jay: "The female clitoris?"
Sissy: "Uh, yeah."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
feministshit
- Mesquita: "I don't want you to think I sound all feminist and shit, it's like, the one thing that I learned in jail is that, girls gotta look after other girls, you know? Especially convict girls. 'Cause if they don't, they oughtta be fuckin' dead, you know?"
Vanessa: "I hear what you're saying."
Freeway
ferrispassedout
- Simone: "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
fgmarryme
- Forrest: "Will you marry me? I'd make a good husband, Jenny."
Jenny: "You would, Forrest."
Forrest: "But you won't marry me."
Jenny: "You don't want to marry me."
Forrest: "Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
Forrest Gump
fgschoolin
- Principal: "Your mama sure does care about your schoolin', son. Mm mm mm. You don't say much, do you?"
Forrest: ::makes grunting sounds::
Forrest Gump
ficus
- Stifler: "Finch. Stay the fuck away from that ficus. That's a jizz-free ficus."
American Pie 2
fifthsense
- Karen: "I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense."
Mean Girls
fiftydollabill
- Data: "Fifty dolla bill! Fifty dolla bill! Guys! Fifty dolla bill!"
The Goonies
fiftygrandpa
- Kit: "Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch."
Pretty Woman
filledwithchristlove
- Mary: "You don't know the first thing about love."
Hilary Faye: "I am FILLED with Christ's love!"
Saved!
filthythieves
- Gollum: "The thieves! The thieves! The filthy little thieves!"
LoTR: TTT
findagirl
- Jack: "Who makes all these?"
Will: "I do. And I practice with them three hours a day."
Jack: "You need to find yourself a girl mate."
Pirates of the Caribbean
findyouabox
- Gimli: "What's happening out there?"
Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
finecorpses
- Colonel Mustard: "Just checking."
Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?"
Colonel Mustard: "Yup, two corpses, everything's fine!"
Clue
fingernail
- Pascal: “There was a fingernail in my food! Yesterday, it was a band-aid!”
Buckman: “I'm sorry, sir, the band-aid was holding the fingernail on.”
Down Periscope
fingerphone
- Neo: "How about, I give you the finger...and you give me my phone call?"
The Matrix
firedtwice
- Tatum: "Fuck you, nutcase. Where were you last night?"
Randy: "Working, thank you."
Tatum: "Oh, at the video store? I thought they fired your sorry ass."
Randy: "Twice."
Scream
firedways
- Kuzco: "Oh, and by the way, you're fired."
Yzma: "Fired? What do you mean, 'fired'?"
Kuzco: "Um, how else can I say it? 'You're being let go.' 'Your department's being downsized.' 'You're part of an outplacement.' 'We're going in a different direction.' 'We're not picking up your option.' Take your pick. I got more."
Emperor's New Groove
firedyou
- Guard: "Hey! I just fired you!"
Labyrinth
firstcousins
- Karen: "You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski."
Gretchen: "Okay, you did not just say that."
Karen: "What? He's a good kisser."
Gretchen: "He's your cousin."
Karen: "Yeah, but he's my first cousin."
Gretchen: "Right."
Karen: "So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins..."
Gretchen: "No, honey, uh-uh."
Karen: "That's not right, is it?"
Gretchen: "That is so not right."
Mean Girls
firstelevator
- Vivian: "Well, color me happy, there's a sofa in here for two!"
Edward: "First time in an elevator."
Pretty Woman
fisharefriends
- Sharks: "Fish are friends, not food."
Finding Nemo
fishmakelove
- Marcus: "Water? No, thank you, sir. No, fish make love in it."
Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade
fivefingerdiscount
- Bonnie: "So, you're coming, right?"
Sarah: "Where are we going?"
Bonnie: "Shopping."
Sarah: "I don't have any money."
Nancy: "We get a five-finger discount."
The Craft
fiveminutes
- Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer!"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
flappinggums
- Vanessa: "Keep flappin' your gums, Bob. Who cares, no one's listening."
Freeway
flasback
- Guy: "Wait, guys, just hold on a second! The only one to find out who said it first...is a flashback."
Guy: "I gotta puke."
Raking Leaves
fleefatass
- Jay: "Flee, fat ass, flee!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Flesh wound
- “It’s just a fleshwound!”
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy
Grail
fliesvulnerable
- Colonel Mustard: "You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies."
Mrs. White: "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."
Colonel Mustard: "Right!"
Clue
flightdevil
- Claudia: "Goodnight, sweet prince. May flights of devils wing you to your rest."
Interview with a Vampire
flyingnun
- Michael: "Sammy, open the window!"
Sam: "Never! I knew it!"
Michael: "I am not!"
Michael: "Then what are you, the flying nun?"
The Lost Boys
followthebutterflies
- Ron: "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
foodimmortal
- Louis: "Do you like this?! Do you like being food for the immortal?! Do you like dying?!"
Interview with a Vampire
foolingscrewing
- Roxie: "We started fooling around, and then we started screwing around. Which is fooling around, without dinner."
Chicago
foralley
- Guy: "Dude! That chick's a MILF!"
Guy: "What the hell is that?"
Guy: "M-I-L-F. Mom I'd Like to Fuck."
Guy: "Yeah, dude! Ohhh, yeah!"
American Pie
forciblyinsert
- Kitty: "I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline excercise card into my anus!"
Donnie Darko
forever
- Jareth: "It's only forever. It's not long at all."
Labyrinth
foundjesus
- Lt Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
Forrest: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
Forrest Gump
fourtits
- Bryce: "Better than a female extra terrestrial? How do you tell if it's a female?"
Cliff: "'Cause it's got tits."
Bryce: "Well, what makes 'em different from regular tits?"
Cliff: "They got four."
Sixteen Candles
foxyroxy
- Armand: "Hey, Roxy, you look foxy! Can I ride you?"
Mannequin
fragile
- Dad: "Fra-gi-le. That must be Italian."
Mom: "I think that says 'Fragile', honey."
Dad: "Oh, yeah."
A Christmas Story
frankernest
- Mitch: "I'm always frank and ernest with women. In New York I'm Frank, in Chicago I'm Ernest."
The Long Kiss Goodnight
freelancefashion
- Michelle: "Unemployed."
Romy: "No, don't write that. Okay, so your last job was as a sales girl? So say you're a freelance fashion consultant."
Michelle: "Ooh, clever!"
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
frenchclass
- Nick: "Where'd you learn artificial respiration?"
Russ: "French class, kid."
Nick: "Oh."
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
frickinidiot
- Napoleon: "Frickin' idiot!"
Napoleon Dynamite
frigidbitch
- Vivian: "Nice outfit."
Elle: "Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
Legally Blonde
frogwings
- Cassandra: "Yeah, and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped."
Wayne's World
fruiting
- Mrs Doubtfire: "Oh, sir, I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff! Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists, they ran that way. It was a run by fruiting!"
Mrs Doubtfire
fuck gently chainsaw
- Heather: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
Heathers
fuckass
- Donnie: "You're such a fuckass!"
Elizabeth: "Did you just call me a fuckass?"
Donnie Darko
fuckedupdaisy
- Lisa: "That's fucked up, Daisy."
Girl, Interrupted
fuckedupshit
- Baby: "We like to get fucked up, and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?"
Guber: "Yeah, I like to get fucked up, too!"
House of 1000 Corpses
fuckin a
- Armand: "Damn straight!"
Albert: "Damn straight. Fuckin' A!"
Armand: "Fuckin' A! Right!"
Albert: "::screams::"
The Birdcage
fuckinbutt
- Guy: "Now he's fucking David's butt."
Chick: "Yeah, cowboy. Fuck that ass. Fuck it!"
Another guy: "Get that ass up in the air."
Raking Leaves
fuckincartoons
- Mat Damon: "Is this why I had to come down here this morning, man? Is this why I had to miss my fucking cartoons?"
Dogma
fuckingadeadguy
- Randal: "My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad."
Clerks
fuckingantichrist
- Jim: "But I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places."
Donnie: "You're right, actually, I am pretty troubled, and I'm pretty confused, but...and I'm afraid, really, really afraid. But I think you're the fucking antichrist."
Donnie Darko
fuckinstraw
- Flo: "Um, what would you like?"
Bob: "Chicken soup. With a fucking straw."
Freeway
fuckme
- Victor: "Oh she wants to fuck me. So help me god, she wants to fuck me."
Wet Hot American Summer
fuckwithme
- Al Pacino: "You fuck with me, you fucking with the best!"
Godfather
fuckwiththeclergy
- Bartleby: "You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist."
Loki: "I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes."
Dogma
fuckyomama
- Killer Karl: "And you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One..."
Captain Spaulding: "Fuck yo mama!"
Killer Karl: "Two..."
Captain Spaulding: "Fuck yo sister!"
House of 1000 Corpses
fuckyourmother
- Guy: "How you feelin' Mac?"
Mac: "Good enough to fuck your mother!"
Super Troopers
fund
- Thurgood: "We're not drug dealers. We're fundraisers."
Half Baked
funnyclown
- Tommy: "I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!"
Goodfellas
funnyexcorcist
- Beetlejuice: "I've seen the excorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every SINGLE time I see it!"
Beetlejuice
funnyhaircut
- Willie Wonka: "You ever met him?"
Charlie: "I did. I thought he was great at first. And then he didn't turn out so nice. He also has a funny haircut."
Willie Wonka: "I do not!"
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Furr-butt
- "You don't like it, you can kiss my furry butt."
Men In Black
fuuckyou
- Randy: "Fuck you!"
Scream 2
G
gameshowhost
- Veronica: "If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a gameshow host."
Heathers
garciapouch
- Brian: "For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!"
Half Baked
gaysinmilitary
- Senator Keeley: "One of the things that's weakening this country."
Albert: "Really? You know, that's what I thought until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!"
The Birdcage
generaldirection
- French Knight: "I fart in your general direction."
Monty Python
geneticbetrayal
- Heather: "This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."
Michelle: "OK, I don't even know what you're talking about."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
genocidesoccer
- Loki: "Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."
Dogma
getboobs
- Michael: "That's you? Samantha? When did you get boobs?"
Samantha Age 15: "The same time that you did, Dad."
Click
gethernumber
- Loc Dog: "I bet you I can get her number."
Tray: "N****, you ain't gettin' nobody's number."
Loc: "Fool, watch me. Hey, sweetheart. BREAK YOURSELF! Give me your goddamn number! Come on, hurry up!"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Get-out
getridofozone
- Cassandra: "What do you think about the ozone layer?"
Kimberly: "What about it?"
Buffy: "Yeah, we gotta get rid of that."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
giantbunnyrabbit
- Dr Thurman: "Has he ever told you about his friend Frank?"
Rose: "Frank?"
Dr Thurman: "Yes. The giant bunny rabbit."
Donnie Darko
gigawatt
- Doc: "1.21 gigawatts?! 1.21 gigawatts? Great scott!"
Marty: "What the hell is a gigawatt?"
Back to the Future
gimmeaheadache
- Silent Bob: "Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? Always yap, yap, yappin' all the time, gimme a fucking headache."
Chasing Amy
girlbunny
- Garth: "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"
Wayne: "No."
::both laugh::
Wayne: "No!"
Wayne's World
girlscout
- Amanda: "Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious girl scout cookies. Do we have a deal?"
Pugsley: "Are they made from real girl scouts?"
Addams' Family
girlsunderpants
- Bryce and Cliff: "GIRLS underpants."
Sixteen Candles
girltrouble
- Holden: "I'm just having a little girl trouble."
Jay: "Pressing charges? I get that a lot."
Mallrats
Give me a hug
- Albert: “Come here and give me a hug. Ha ha ha ha!”
The Birdcage
Giveitup
- Missy: "Shutup! You don't have it yet, you don't have it! Give it
up already!"
Bring It On
goawayhee
- Gollum: "Go away! Hee hee hee!"
Lotr: TTT
godcreatedremington
- Homeschooled Boy: "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."
Siblings: "Amen!"
Mean Girls
godanddevilfootball
- Nancy: "If God and the Devil were playing football, Manon would be the stadium that they played on. It would be the sun that shone down on them."
The Craft
godkills
- Lestat: "Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscrimantely, and so shall we. For no creatures under god are as we are, none so like him, as ourselves."
Interview With a Vampire
godsucks
- God: "Bruce, I'm God."
Bruce: "Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says, GOD! Ding ding ding ding ding! Well, it was nice to meet you, God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the apocalypse. Oh, and by the way? YOU SUCK!"
Bruce Almighty
godswater
- "If you own the beack property, do you own the sand and the water?"
"Nobody owns the water. God--it's God's water!"
Super Troopers
godyes
- Ernie Hudson: "When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
Ghostbusters
goesto11
- Nigel: "What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? "
Marty: "Put it up to eleven."
Nigel: "Eleven. Exactly. One louder."
Marty: "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"
Nigel: "These go to eleven."
Spinal Tap
gohome
- Ferris: "You're still here? It's over! Go home. Go."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
golittlemego
- Michael: "Go, little me, go!"
Click
gonnapumpourgas
- The Toros: "That's all right. That's OK! You're gonna pump our gas someday! That's all right. That's OK! You're gonna pump our gas someday!"
Bring it On
goodatthis
- Gia: "I ain't no good at this. I ain't no good at this at all, but even if you are good at it, what exactly are you good at?"
Gia
goodforhumanity
- Cher: "I want to do something good for humanity."
Josh: "How about sterilization?"
Clueless
goodforplanet
- Cher: "That takes care of our minds and bodies, but we should do something good for mankind or the planet for a couple of hours."
Clueless
goodluckbj
- Jay: "So, you think I can get a little kiss for good luck? ::smooch:: "Think I could get a little blowjob for good luck?"
Justice: "No. Go."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
goodmorrowabbott
- Church Goer: "Good morrow, Abbott."
Abbott: "Good morrow."
Church Goer: "Welcome, Abbott!"
Abbott: "Good morrow."
Church Goer: "Hello, Abbott."
Abbott: "Good morrow."
Church Goer: "Hey, Abbott!"
Abbott: "I hate that guy."
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
goodnight
- Mesquita: "Goodnight, everybody!"
Freeway
goodrabbit
- Rabbit: "Rabbit is good, rabbit is wise."
Twister
goodshitcigarette
- Sean: "Some good shit, huh?"
Donnie: "It's a fucking cigarette."
Donnie Darko
goodtobehome
- Blinkin: "This never would have happened if your father was alive."
Robin: "He's dead?"
Blinkin: "Yes."
Robin: "And my mother?"
Blinkin: "She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away..."
Robin: "My brothers?"
Blinkin: "There were all killed by the plague."
Robin: "My dog, Pogo?"
Blinkin: "Run over by a carriage."
Robin: "My goldfish, Goldie?"
Blinkin: "Eaten by the cat."
Robin: "My cat?"
Blinkin: "Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?"
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
gooutwithme
- Randy: "Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Syd would go out with me?"
Stu: "Ah ha ha! No, I don't. At all."
Scream
gosh
- Napoleon: "Gosh!"
Napoleon Dynamite
gotbooty
- Thurston: "I got some booty, I got some booty, I got some
booty."
Half-Baked
gotthehots
- Marty: "Woah, wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?"
Back to the Future
gottiedup
- Audrey: "I tried to be on time, but-"
Mr Mushnik: "Don't tell me, you got tied up."
Audrey: "No, just handcuffed a little."
Little Shop of Horrors
gotothebathroom
- Alice: "Excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt but, um, this is kind of important."
Michael: "Okay. Go to the bathroom!"
Click
grabbingmyaagh
- Daphne: "Okay, now I really have a wedgie. Fred! Velma! Will you guys hurry it up! This ghost keeps grabbing my-AAGH!"
Scooby Doo
grabnuts
- Jake: "Open the door."
Dong: "No way, jose. You beat up my face."
Jake: "You grabbed my nuts."
Dong: "That you?"
Jake: "Yeah, that me."
Sixteen Candles
grandma
- Vanessa: "Grandma! Grandma!"
Freeway
grandmahug
- Grandma: "You little bitch ass motherfucker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
greatmind
- Phil: ::talking to Howard in duck voice::
Howard: "Undoubtedly, one of Earth's greatest minds here."
Howard the Duck
greatpersonality
- Kuzco: "Alrighty, trot out the ladies. Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality."
Emperor's New Groove
greatpumpkin
- Linus: "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people. Religion, politics, and the great pumpkin."
Peanuts
greenbowalabama
- Forrest: "You know what I think? I think you should go home to Greenbow, ALABAMA!"
Forrest Gump
greetsalutations
- Jason: "Greetings and salutations!"
Heathers
groovychick
- Greg: "Well, hey there, groovy chick."
Brady Bunch movie
growabrain
- Howard: "Jack, nothing tricky now. You know I'm on top of you! DO NOT attempt to grow a brain!"
Speed
Grtdentist
- Rudolph: “Goodbye, Hermie. Whatever a dentist is, I hope someday
that you’re the greatest.”
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
guard
- Jareth: "Call out the guards!"
Labyrinth
guesswho
- Hard Harry: "Guess who? It's 10:00, do you care where your parents are?"
Pump up the Volume
gumthink
- Albert: "I mean, he's chewing gum."
Celsius: "Chewing gum helps me think."
Albert: "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum!"
The Birdcage
Gutterslut
- Stokely: "Fuck you, gutterslut."
The Faculty
guyinarowboat
- Michelle: "There's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?'"
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
H
hahashutup
- Billy: "Ah ha ha ha ha SHUT UP!"
Billy Madison
hailmary
- Crazy neighbor: "GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU SON OF A BITCH BASTARD! The lord is my shepherd, I will not want. Hallowed be they name, they kingdom come, they will be done YOU FUCK! Give us this day our daily bread as we forgive those who trespass against us, in the name of Jesus, Jesus the Nazarene, go to hell, go to hell, go to hell! HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL! Mary the whore!"
Mother: "Hey, Jim, you're not gonna waste the whole day lying around, are you?"
Jim: "Yeah, mom, I'm up. The looney alarm went off."
The Basketball Diaries
hakunamatata
- Timon: "Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase!"
Pumba: "Hakuna matata ain't no passin' craze."
The Lion King
halfavirgin
- Regina: "I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him."
Mean Girls
halfofson
- Willie Wonka: "Well, sometimes only half the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?"
Mr Teevee: "What kind of a question is that?!"
Willie Wonka: "No need to snap."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
handjob
- Wayne: "Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job."
Wayne's World
handjobs
- Michelle: "So, what did you have to do to get it?"
Romy: "I had to give all the guys in the service department hand jobs."
Michelle: "Well, while you were doing that, I taped all the nostalgic songs from high school to get us in the mood."
Romy: "Michelle?"
Michelle: "What?"
Romy: "I was kidding. Do you actually think I would do something like that? For a car? Just get in."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
handledinanimalworld
- Regina: "Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?"
Cady: "Regina was dangling Aaron in front of me on purpose. I knew how this would be settled in the animal world."
[Cheetah roaring]
Mean Girls
handupherdress
- Faisil: "Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm down, man! I've got my hand up her dress, and I am going for the gold!"
Gib: "Just copy the goddam files, okay?"
True Lies
Happens
- Missy: "Shit happens."
Bring It On
happybirthdayserenade
- Samantha: "It's my birthday."
Ted: "Bana nana nana, you say it's your birthday, bana nana nana, it's my birthday too!"
Samantha: "Don't do that, okay?"
Ted: "Hey, Jude..."
Sixteen Candles
harpdress
- Shoulder Devil: "Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing."
Shoulder Angel: "We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it."
Shoulder Devil: "Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress."
Shoulder Angel: "Robe!"
Shoulder Devil: "Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha-ha, ha!"
Kronk: "But what does that have to do with me?"
Shoulder Angel: "No, no. He's got a point."
Emperor's New Groove
harshwords
- Bob: "Why haven't you been in touch with her?"
Vanessa: "Because before I was born, there was this bad blood between her and my mom. And, there must've been some harsh words spoke, because my mom was supposed to have thrown this chemical in her face and burned her skin real bad."
Freeway
hatejob
- Janeane Garafalo: "I HATE this job. I hate this GODDAMN job and I don't NEED IT!"
Office Space
hatenewsshow
- Pnub: "Don't you watch the news?"
Anton: "I hate that fucking show."
Idle Hands
hatepigs
- Vanessa: "I hate pigs so much, Miss Sheets."
Freeway
haulinass
- Enrico: "Look at us go! We are zooming!"
Zack: "I told you, we're haulin' ass!"
Enrico: "We're haulin' ass! Alrighty!"
Zack: "Guess what I got back there?"
Enrico: "You just told me. Ass! We're haulin' ass!"
Rat Race
haveadrinktwister
- Dusty: "He strolls up to the twister, and he says 'Have a drink!', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it never hits the ground!"
Twister
haveitall
- Lestat: "Perfect! Perfect! Just burn the place, burn everything we
own! Have us living in a field like cattle!"
Louis: "You thought you
could have it all."
Lestat: "Oh, shut up, Louis!"
Interview
with a Vampire
haveityourway
- Inigo: "I'm going to duel him left-handed."
Vizzini: "YOU KNOW WHAT A HURRY WE'RE IN!"
Inigo: "Is the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right, over too quickly."
Vizzini: "Oh, have it your way."
Princess Bride
havetogo
- Gia: "I have to go, I have to go. Everybody has to go. Where the fuck does everybody go when they have to go, huh?"
Gia
haveulookedinmirror
- James: "Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things, so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs."
Michael: "Have you looked in the mirror lately?"
Party Monster
haveyouthering
- Impressive Clergyman: "Have you the wing?"
Princess Bride
havingaflasback
- Willie Wonka: "I'm sorry, I was having a flashback."
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
haybaysay
- Shooter: "Just stay out of my way. Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say!"
Happy Gilmore: "How about I just go eat some hay! I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?"
Happy Gilmore
headshoe
- Mrs Kendoo: "It's Sally's old boyfriend. She broke up with him a few weeks ago."
Sally: "Yeah, it just wasn't gonna work. Everytime he smiled, I wanted to hit him in the head with my shoe."
American Dreamz
heartass
- Robbie: "You get emotionally involved and they end up...they...what do they do?"
Old Man: "They rip your heart out of your ass."
Wedding Singer
heartoftexas
- Pee-wee: "The stars at night are big and bright..."Passersby: "...deep in the heart of Texas!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
heartspoon
- Sheriff: "I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!"
Robin
Hood: Prince of Thieves
heehee
heiffer
- Cher: "I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, five peanut butter M&M's and like three pieces of licorice."
Clueless
Hello
- Dionne: "Hel-lo!"
Clueless
helloladies
- Sway: "Hello, ladies."
Gone in 60 Seconds
hellyes
- Memphis: "Wanna go for a ride?"
Sway: "Hell, yes."
Gone in 60 Seconds
help
- Kenny: "You guys gotta do something! There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit and everyone here likes fresh fish and then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch and...help!"
Half Baked
hereforyouralph
- Benny: "I think I'm gonna ralph."
Pike: "Oh, hey, Benny, I'm here for you, man. I'm here. I'm here for you, Ralph."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
herenotqueer
- Group: "We are here, we're not queer, we're not going anywhere!"
But I'm a Cheerleader
heresjohnny
- Jack: "Here's Johnny!"
The Shining
heretoday
- Customer: "Are you even supposed to be here today?"
Dante: "Don't get me started."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
hesatin
- Guy: "He's the devil!"
Another guy: "He's satin!"
Guy: "It's a battle between good and evil!"
Raking Leaves
hesdownmeans
- Ted: "You have to eat sometime. We could go, we could whistle at pretty girls."
Ben Age 22-30: "I'm down for that."
Ted: "See? He's down. I don't know what it means, but he's down."
Click
hesme
- Caroline: "Who's he?"
Jake: "That's me."
Caroline: "Who are you?"
Jake: "I'm him."
Caroline: "Oh. Okay."
Sixteen Candles
heterolifemate
- Jay: "Hi, I'm Jay. This is my hetero lifemate, Silent Bob."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
heytorch
- Lisa: "Hey Torch."
Polly: "Hey Lisa."
Lisa: "Did you miss me?"
Polly: "Not much."
Girl, Interrupted
heyyouguys
- Sloth: "HEY YOU GUUUUYS!"
Goonies
hickieleper
- Rizzo: "I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper."
Kenickie: "Relax. A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!"
Grease
hisnameisralph
- Cop: "What's your name?"
Cheech: "Hey, what's your name, man? The dude wants to know your name, man."
::Cheech vomits::
Cheech: "His name is Ralph."
Up in Smoke
hissing
- Um...hissing.
The Dark Crystal
hitthebutton
- Michael: "It's not my fault. It jumped on it's own. I didn't even hit the button."
Donna: "Uh, not even close."
Click
hoggle
- Jareth: "Hello, Hedgewart."
Sarah: "Hogwart."
Hoggle: "Hoggle!"
Labyrinth
holdarsenic
- Inmate: "You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic."
Chicago
holypotatoes
- Michelle: "Holy potatoes!"
American Pie 2
holyspirittrain
- Lyle: "YEAH!!! I got the Holy Spirit. Get on it. It's a good train."
The Italian Job
homoanon
- Nancy: "Rehab, honey. Um...homosexuals anonymous."
But I'm a Cheerleader
hookrearviewmirror
- Ernest: "And that's when Vernon turned around and looked in his rear window and there, staring back at him was the hook man! So, he stomped on the gas, and he tore out of there, and the next day, Vernon went to get in his car, and there, hanging on the rear view mirror, was the hook!"
Crutchfield: "I thought it was supposed to be on the door handle."
Ernest: "Well yeah it was, but then Vernon hung it on the rear view mirror, like a souvenir, like dice and baby shoes."
Ernest Goes to Camp
hopeiwin
- Enrico: "A race! It's a race! I hope I win!"
Rat Race
hornydetails
- Danny: "Come on, you don't want to hear all the horny details!"
Grease
horrorsection
- Randy: "If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section?"
Scream
hotstuff
- Long Duk Dong: "What's happenin', Hot Stuff?"
Sixteen Candles
houseparty
- Chaka: "Man, this movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2."
Assistant: "Or House Party 3."
Chaka: "Shut the fuck up!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
howhanging
- Office Worker: "Yo, Fletcher, how's it hanging?"
Fletcher: "Short, shriveled, and always to the left."
Liar Liar
howmanyhusbands
- Colonel Mustard: "How many husbands have you had?"
Mrs. White: "Mine or other women's?"
Colonel Mustard: "Yours."
Clue
howtosharpenaknife
- Ernest: "Let your old buddy Ernest show you how to put a razor edge on that dog. How 'bout it? First, you wet the stone. That's the hard part. Then you hold the knife at a perfect 45-degree angle and run it briskly down the stone and through the meat of the hand. There you go, razor sharp. Is that a rabbit over there?"
Ernest Goes to Camp
howwasyourday
- Dr Evil: "How was your day?"
Scott: "Well, my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town right, and they don't speak English there so Jay got into a fight and he's all, 'Hey, quit hassling me cause I don't speak French or whatever.' And then the guy says something in Paris talk, and I'm like, 'Just back off' and there all, 'Get out' and we're like 'Make me.' It was cool."
Austin Powers
hubbabubba
- Michael: "I meant to disrespect, Prince Hubbida Hubbida."
Mr. Ammer: "Hubba Bubba."
Prince Habeeboo: "Habeeboo! Ha-bee-boo! Hubba Bubba is chewing gum. Prince Habeeboo is not chewing gum!"
Click
huckleberry
- Doc Holiday: "I'm your huckleberry."
Tombstone
hueylewisloud
- Huey Lewis: "Hold it, fellas. Hold it. I'm afraid you're just too darn loud."
Back to the Future
hugegirl
- Bruce: "W-w-wait, don't come near me, seriously. When I'm backed into a corner, I'm like a wild animal. I don't want to hurt you, but I will out of instinct."
God: "You haven't won a fight since grade five, and that was against a girl."
Bruce: "Yeah, but she was huge! She'd been held back."
God: "And the sun was in your eyes."
Bruce Almighty
hugepillow
- Father: "He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow."
So I Married an Axe Murderer
hugewaterfall
- Pacha: "Uh-oh."
Kuzco: "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
Pacha: "Yep."
Kuzco: "Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
Pacha: "Most likely."
Kuzco: "Bring it on."
Emperor's New Groove
Hula
- Timon: “What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? Hoo-ah! If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumba here because he is a treat. Come on down and dine on his tasty spine. All you have to do is get in line. Are you achin’-”
Pumba: “Yup-yup-yup.”
Timon: “-for some bacon?”
Pumba: “Yup-yup-yup.”
Timon: “He’s a big pig.”
Pumba: “Yup-yup-yup.”
Timon: “You can be a big pig too. Oye!”
Lion King
Humping
- Dr. Evil: “Mini-Me… stop humping the laser.”
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
hungryfloating
- Benny: "Let me in, Pike! I'm hungry."
Pike: "Go home, Ben."
Benny: "I'm hungry!"
Pike: "You're floating! Come on, man, get away!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
hungryhungryhippos
- Dr Thurman: "I wanna talk about...you and your parents."
Donnie: "They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas."
Dr Thurman: "What did you want for Christmas that year?"
Donnie: "Hungry Hungry Hippos!"
Dr Thurman: "How did you feel being denied these hungry hungry hippos?"
Donnie Darko
huntingschoolnight
- Buffy: "I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
hurryupandbuy
- Korean Woman: "Hurry up and buy!"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
hurthead
- Jack: "I think you hurt my head real bad. I'm dizzy. I need a doctor!"
The Shining
husbandskleenex
- Mrs White: "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft strong and disposable."
Clue
hydrocolonic
- Shaggy: "We don't go near anything with spooky, haunted, forbidden, or creepy in the name."
Scooby: "Or hydrocolonic."
Shaggy: "Or hydrocolonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man."
Scooby Doo
hypocrite
- George: "Put that shit away, you're pregnant, for christ's sakes."
Penelope Cruz: "Don't be such a fucking hypocrite. I quit smoking, didn't I?"
Blow
I
iamgod
- Alec Baldwin: "You ask me if I have a god complex. Let me tell you
something, I am god."
Malice
ibutle
- Col Mustard: "Is this place for you?"
Wadsworth: "Oh, indeed, no, sir. I'm merely a humble butler."
Col Mustard: "And what exactly is it you do here?"
Wadsworth: "I buttle, sir."
Clue
icanbespooky
- Mr Mondavarious: "Oh, no, I can be pretty spooky when called upon. I can go rawr rawr rawr, claws and everything. Oh, yes, you wouldn't want to run into me in a dark alley, I can tell you that."
Scooby Doo
icansee!
- Blinkin: "I can see!" [loud thwack] Nope, I was wrong."
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
icecreamflavor
- Garth: "If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and dick."
Wayne's World
ichallenge
- General: "I CHALLENGE!"
The Dark Crystal
ickybrownhair
- Elle: "She's lying."
Emmett: "And you know this for a fact."
Elle: "Did you see the icky brown color of her hair?"
Legally Blonde
ididnothingwrong
- Vanessa: "Sir, I did nothing wrong. I DID NOTHING WRONG!"
Freeway
ieatwood
- Daniel: "Ladies and gentlemen, put your claws together. Please welcome...James....Broowntasourus! I eat wood! It tastes good! No meat! Big feet! I eat wood. OW!"
Mrs Doubtfire
ifimasuspect
- Randy: "But if he's a suspect, so am I. Let's move on."
Dewey: "Let's not move on. Maybe you are a suspect."
Randy: "Well, if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect."
Dewey: "Good point. Let's move on."
Scream 2
ifwerentgirl
- Little boy: "If you weren't a girl, I'd beat your face off."
Little Gracie: "Oh, yeah? If you weren't a girl, I'd beat your face off."
Little boy: "You calling me a girl?"
Little Gracie: "You called me one!"
Miss Congeniality
ihopeyouchoke
- Robbie: "You don't know how much I need you. When you're near me, I don't feel blue. And when we kiss, I know you need me, too. I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was bullshit! It was a goddamn joke! And when I think of you, Linda, I hope you FUCKING CHOKE!"
The Wedding Singer
ikestank
- Fletcher: "Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, 'Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!'?"
Liar Liar
iknowright
- Guy: "I know, riiight?"
Raking Leaves
iknowyouare
- Morgan Fairchild: "You are such a pushover."
James Brolin: "I know you are. But what am I?"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
ilikeporn
- Adam Sandler: "Great, I like the porn."
Bulletproof
illsendyouacopy
- Sidney: "So, how's the book?"
Gayle: "Well, it'll be out later this year."
Sidney: "Oh. I'll look for it."
Gayle: "I'll send you a copy."
[PUNCH]
Scream
ilovegirls
- Rhonda: "I don't get how a person could go through their whole lives never being into girls. I just...I love girls."
Freeway
imbat
imcomingforyoubitches!
- Sholem: "I wish all my luck. I wish all the contestants luck because I'm coming for them. You hear that? I am coming for you, Bitches!"
American Dreamz
Imcute
- Rudolph: “I’m cute! I’m cute! I’m cuuuuute!”
Rudolph the
Red-Nosed Reindeer
imfine
- Hallie: "That's beginning to become your theme song. 'I'm fine.' Yeah, Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional."
Scream 2
imfuckingdying
- Marvin Nash: "This fucking guy slashes my face, and he cuts my fucking ear off! I'm fucking deformed!"
Mr. Orange: "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE! I'M FUCKIN' DYING!"
Reservoir Dogs
imincharge
- Gia: "I'm leaving!"
Boy: "Hey, wait a minute, Gia, where you goin'?"
Gia: "I'm in charge, and I'm leaving!"
Gia
imnotlistening
- Gollum: I'm not listening! I'm not listening!"Lotr: TTT
imout
- Scarface: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out."
Half Baked
impulsecontrol
- Riddler: "Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse
control problem?!"
Batman and Robin
imtheant
- Grace: "Alright, enough! Will you stop being such a martyr?!"
Bruce: "I am not being a martyr! I'm a victim! God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant! He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm!"
Bruce Almighty
inarow
- Dante: "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Guy: "In a row?"
Clerks
indisputeevidence
- John Doe: "Tell me, what was the indisputable evidence you were going to use on me right before I walked up to you and put my hands in the air?"
Seven
ineedyounow
- Gia: "I need you. I need you now! You have to be here now when I need you! I need you now! I need you, no!"
Gia
inigo
- Inigo: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride
innerfashionmodel
- Fender: "Inside of you is a fashion model just waiting to throw up."
Robots
innermost
- Bob: "What are you thinking right now?"
Vanessa: "What, you wanna hear more of my innermost fuckin' secrets?"
Bob: "No."
Vanessa: "Fucking asshole."
Freeway
inconceivable
- Vizzini: "Inconceivable!"
Princess Bride
innocentgirls
- Fezzik: "I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl."
Princess Bride
inothernews
- Evan: "Other stories in the n-n-n-n...The prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and in other n-n-n-n-...in other NAH! In other news-HA HA HA!"
Bruce Almighty - Bloopers
insanewithme
- Delia: "If you don't let me gut out this house, and make it my own, I will go INSANE, and I will TAKE YOU WITH ME!"
Beetlejuice
Insanity
- Missy: "I plead temporary insanity."
Bring it On
insideme
- Coop: "I want you inside me."
Katie: "What?"
Coop: "Hmm? Oh, hey, what's up? I was just...from before."
Wet Hot American Summer
insomnia
- Guy: "I have insomnia."
Yoga
instructionmanual
- Stifler: "Jim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual."
American Pie 2
insubordination
- Randal: "Insubordination rules."
Clerks
insurancepolicy
- Kenickie: "My 25 cent insurance policy."
Rizzo: "Big spender. What?"
Kenickie: "It broke!"
Rizzo: "How could it break?"
Kenickie: "I bought it in the 7th grade."
Grease
interestingkiss
- Andie: “Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him.”
Iona: “Anywhere interesting?”
Pretty in Pink
inthearmynow
- Drill Sergeant: "NOBODY gives a hunk of shit who you are, pussball! You're not even a lowlife scum sucking maggot! Get your faggoty ass on the bus, you're in the army now!"
Forrest Gump
inthebullets
- Tray: "Having a gun doesn't give you any power. You wanna know where the real power is?"
Doo Rag: "In the bullets!"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
inthegreatstories
- Sam: "It's like in the great stories, Mr Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened?"
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
interactionbetweenyoungpeople
- Host: "Interaction between young people is polite and casual."
First guy: "Hey, sorry, bro."
Second Guy: "I will crush your bones into dust!"
Host: "Let's see how the situation should be handled. Remember, today's young people have a language all their own."
First Guy: "Hey, sorry, bro."
Second Guy: "No big woop, dog. Yo, did you catch that new vid on the box?"
First Guy: "Tru dat. I'm up the SOMETHING on all popular trends."
Scooby Doo
introlab
- Sarah: "Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child that you hath stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. For my will is as strong as yours...and my kingdom as great...damn. I can never remember that line. You have no power over me."
Labyrinth
inviteseniors
- Buffy: "Don't worry, they can't come in unless they're invited."
Kimberly: "I already invited them. They're seniors!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
ipanatoothpaste
- Marty: "Hey, look, it's Jan."
Jan: "Brush 'em, brush 'em, brush 'em, get the new Ipana with the brand new flavor, it's candy for your teeth. Brush 'em, brush 'em, brush 'em, new Ipana toothpaste, brush 'em, brush 'em, brush 'em, knocks out decay germs fast, fast, faster you're alright, I-ugh."
Grease
ironhands
- Dobby: "Dobby had to iron his hands."
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
isitkinky
- Jim: "So, Michelle, I'm gonna ask you something that I've never asked you before."
Michelle: "Is it kinky?"
Jim: "No! N-no, I'm not-"
Michelle: "You don't have to be embarassed if you want to add more spicyness to our relationship."
American Wedding
isuppose
- Will: "I suppose you didn't deserve that one, either."
Jack: "No, that one I deserved."
Pirates of the Caribbean
iswear
- Miss Collins: "Oh, Rhonda. I swear."
Freeway
italian
- Guy: "She's alive?"
Guy: "She is nosferatu."
Guy: "She's ITALIAN?!"
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
itburns
- Gollum: "AGH! It burns! It burns us! ::screeching:: Take it off us!"
LotR: TTT
itineraryballs
- Jamie: "You guys wanna see my itinerary?"
Cooper: "You wanna see my balls?"
Eurotrip
itllbeanarchy
- Bender: "Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy!"
The Breakfast Club
itsgood
- God: "It's good."
Bruce: "It's good."
Both: "It's good!"
Bruce Almighty
itsonlike
- Stifler: "It's on like donkey kong, bee-yotch!"
American Wedding
itsthebeards
- Gimli: "It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they're mistaken for dwarf men."
Aragorn: "It's the beards."
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
it'sthepope!
- Steve-Dave: "You're gonna burn in hell, ya fuckin' baby killer."
Walter: "Yeah, tell her, Steve-Dave."
Liz: "Holy shit, it's The Pope."
Dogma
itwasadream
- Aragorn: "::elvish speak::"
Arwen: "Why are you saying this?"
Aragorn: "I am mortal, you are elf kind. It was a dream, Arwen. Nothing more."
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
itwasagift
- Aragorn: "This belongs to you."
Arwen: "It was a gift. Keep it."
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
itwasthedukes
- Billy Ray: "It was the dukes, it was the dukes!"
Trading Places
itwillbemine
- Wayne: "It will be mine. Oh, yes. It will be mine."
Wayne's World
iwantashower
- Michelle: "I don't care if you are the best lay I've ever had in my life. I hate your guts anyway."
Jim: "Don't say that!"
Michelle: "And I don't care if you did give me ten orgasms in a row, because you smell really bad! NO! I smell really bad! Because we've been having so much sex, and I haven't showered, and I WANNA SHOWER!"
American Pie 2
iwanted
- Guy: "I wanted to fuck her."
Phonebooth
iwanttodie
- Robbie: "I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here all alone, tears running constantly. Oh somebody kill me please. Somebody kill me please. I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please, killll meeeee. I want to die. Put a bullet in my heeeeeeaaaaaaaaadddddd.."
The Wedding Singer
iwillbeking
- Gia: "I will be king. And you will be queen."
Gia
iwoulddonothing
- Lawrence: "Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."
Office Space
J
jakeandsamantha
- Jake and Samantha: "Hi."
Samantha: "What are you doing here?"
Jake: "I heard you were here."
Samantha: "You came here for me?"
Jake: "Is that okay?"
Samantha: "Yeah, it's okay."
Jake: "Do you have to go to a reception now?"
Samantha: "I'm supposed to."
Jake: "Can I call you later?"
Samantha: "Sure. I mean no."
Jake: "No, I can't call you later?"
Samantha: "Yeah. No, I mean, I'm not going to the reception."
Jake: "Oh. Great."
Sixteen Candles
jakesinging
- Jack: "::singing:: I know I shall meet you on that final day, water-walking Jesus, take me awaaaaaay."
Brokeback Mountain
jamesearljones
- James Earl Jones: "Once again, Michael left Donna in bed confued and unsatisfied."
Michael: "Shut up, James Earl Jones!"
James Earl Jones: "No, you shut up, big mouth!"
Click
janitordick
- Thurgood: "I myself am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it."
Half Baked
jareth
- Jareth: "You have 13 hours in which to solve the labyrinth before your baby brother becomes one of us forever."
Labyrinth
JaSBSB
- Sissy: "Stealing, boning, blowing shit up."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
jaychant
- Jay: "Noinch, noinch, noinch, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Pack of wraps, my good man, it's time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weed!"
Clerks
jaychant2
- Little Jay: "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."
Jay: "Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mother, motherfuck, mothermother fuck, fuck, motherfuck, motherfuck, noinch noinch noinch. One, two, one two three four, noinch noinch noinch. Smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers, drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts, and smokin-"
Kid: "Uh, let me get a nickle bag."
Jay: "Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you'll owe me, owe me, owe. My jungle love, owee owee owe. I think I wanna know ya, know ya."Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
jcpersonalsavior
- Vanessa: "I'm gonna ask you a question, and it's real, real important, okay? Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?"
Freeway
jcpersonalsavior2
- Bob: "Vanessa, you're really scaring me."
Vanessa: "Tell me now, Bob, I need to know. Do you believe that Jesus Christ is your lord and personal savior?"
Freeway
jealouslaugh
- Sandy: "Jealous, are you?"
Danny: "Jealous? Oh, come on, Sandy, don't me laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha."
Grease
jerkalert
- Mouth: "Jerk alert!"
Goonies
jerrygarcia
- Brian: "For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!"
Half Baked
jesuscamera
- Gayle: "Jesus, the camera, hurry!"
Kenny: "My name isn't Jesus."
Scream
jesusstyle
- Pastor Skip: "Let's get our Christ on, let's kick it Jesus style!"
Saved!
jewsdontknowbetter
- Bethany: "At least you have an excuse, you're Jewish, you don't know any better."
Liz: "I don't think they'd accept that one, we used that one already when we killed Christ."
Dogma
jigawatt
- Doc: "1.21 jigawatts!"
Back to the Future
jinkywithit
- Velma: "Let's get jinky with it."
Scooby Doo
jobmakesdifference
- Coroner: "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."
Clerks
johnnygstring
- Michael: "You cheating on me... with Johnny G-String over here?"
Click
johnsonsunderwear
- Dick: "What if your dope was on fire?"
Bender: "Impossible, Sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."
The Breakfast Club
jokeprayer
- Jock: "Jesus God in heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? It's a joke, man. Geez, people are so serious. Hail Mary who aren't in heaven, pray for all us sinners so we don't get caught. Another joke, man!"
Heathers
journal
- Kathryn: "Oh, gee, your journal. Could you be more queer?"
Sebastian: "Could you be more desparate to read it?"
Cruel Intentions
juliagulia
- Robbie: "I don't even know your last name."
Glenn: "It's Guglia."
Robbie: "Guglia? Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!"
Glenn: "Why is that funny?"
The Wedding Singer
jumbodogbeer
- Andie: "Come with me?"
Jeannie: "Alright, I'll go. But I am not putting out."
Andie: "Two stale jumbo dogs and a couple of beers, you'll be whistling a different tune."
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Just_a_gal
- Destiny: “And I’m just a gal like any other gal. I want a home, a family, an occasional spanking.”
Loaded Weapon 1 1/2
justhitmenu
- Morty: "Just hit menu."
Michael: "On the remote?"
Morty: "No, the menu at the Red Lobster. Yes, on the remote."
Click
justhowtohitagirl
- Vivian: "Why do guys always know how to hit a woman? Right across the cheek, wham! And it feels like your eye's gonna explode? What do they do, do they pull you aside in high school and show you how to do this?"
Pretty Woman
justlikemagic
- Lockhart: "Amazing! This is just like magic!"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
justtesticles
- Torrance: "You know, it's her last cheerleading practice. How would you guys feel?"
Courtney: "Big Red has no feelings."
Whitney: "Just testicles."
Bring it On
K
kaching
- Lisa: "Yeah, well, that's what the-rapin's all about! That's why fuckin' Freud's picture is on every wall. You create a fuckin' industry. You lie down confess your secrets and you are saved. Ca-ching!"
Girl, Interrupted
kansasbyebye
- Cypher: "Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye."
The Matrix
keenfashionsense
- Buffy: "I have something the other girls didn't have."
Merrick: "What might that be, pray?"
Buffy: "My keen fashion sense."
Merrick: "Oh, vampires of the world, beware."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
kegbeer
- Ronald: "I stole four beers from my dad."
Donnie: "We got a keg."
Sean: "Keg beer is for pussies."
Donnie Darko
kendoll
- Metatron: "I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll."
Dogma
Kickass
- Jim Carrey: “I’m kickin’ my ass! Do you mind!”
Liar, Liar
kickinbutt
- Guy: "He's kicking David's butt!"
Raking Leaves
kickyours
- Michael: "I kicked your father's ass in highschool and now I'm gonna kick yours."
Click
killedboss
- Violet: "I'm gonna lose my job!"
Judy: "Violet, now just calm down!"
Violet: "I'm no fool! I've killed the boss, you don't think they're gonna fire me for a thing like that?"
9 to 5
killedmyselfagesago
- Nancy: "If I was as pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself ages ago. You should get on with it."
The Craft
killyourselfornot
- Woman: "Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make."
Heathers
kindergardensexytalk
- Randal: "Why don't you go join her and make a little bathroom bam bam?"
Dante: "Oh, I love your sexy talk. It's so Kindergarten. Poo poo, wee wee."
Randal: "Fuck you."
Clerks
kindofstereo
- Kevin: "What kind of stereo you got in that blue piece of bleep?"
Michael: "You know what? I never checked, Kevin."
Kevin: "Yeah, well, my father's stereo is a Bose."
Michael: "Your father's stereo blows? That's too bad."
Kevin: "No! I said-- That's not what I said!"
Michael: "His father's stereo blows! Wee!"
Click
kingofthedipshits
- Ted: "I'm kinda like the leader, you know? I'm king of the dipshits."
Sixteen Candles
Kinky
kissforgoodluck
- Jay: "So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?" [kiss] "Think I could get a little blow job for good luck?"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
kissnoise
- Buffy's Mom: "That's everything!"
Buffy: "Bye."
Mom: "Kiss noise!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
kisstweety
- Tweety: "Kiss da wittle birdy!"
knees
- Melvin: "No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You'll be back on your knees in no time!"
As Good as it Gets
knight shining armor
- Mick: "Go bring it back to her. Be like a knight in shining armor. Doot do do do!"
Idle Hands
knockemdead
- Sissy: "Knock 'em dead, Tiger."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
knowurbutwhatami
- Pee-wee: "I know you are but what am I?"
Francis: "You're a nerd!"
Pee-wee: "I know you are but what am I?"
Francis: "You're an idiot!"
Pee-wee: "I know you are but what am I?"
Both: "I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?"
Pee-wee: "Infinity!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
kungfu
- Neo: "I know kung fu."
The Matrix
kuzcopoison
- Yzma: "You know."
Kronk: "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"
Yzma: "Yes! That poison."
Emperor's New Groove
kuzcowronglever
- Kuzco: "Okay, why does she even HAVE that lever?"
Emperor's New Groove
L
labrador
- Cheech: "What is in this shit, man?"
Chong: "Mostly maui waui, man."
Cheech: "Yeah."
Chong: "But it's got some labrador in it."
Cheech: "What's labrador?"
Chong: "It's dog shit."
Cheech: "What?!"
Chong: "Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. So I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back."
Up in Smoke
Lackofsurprise
- Narrator: "I am jack's complete lack of surprise."
Fight Club
ladyehusband
- Nice Guy Eddie: "Apparently Lady E was married to a real piece of dog shit. I
mean a real fucking animal. He used to do things to her."
Freddy: "Do things? What would he do? You mean like beat her up?"
Eddie: "I don't know what he did, he just did things. Anyway, one night, she plays it real cool. She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk. He falls asleep on the fucking couch. She sneaks up on him, and she puts some wacko glue on his fucking dick and glues his dick to his belly.
Mr White: "Jesus Christ!"
Eddie: "I'm serious, man. I'm dead serious. They had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose."
Freddy: "You can do some crazy things with it."
Mr White: "Was he all pissed off?"
Mr Pink: "How would you feel if everytime you had to take a piss, you had to do a fucking hand stand?"
Reservoir Dogs
ladyfights
- Marie: "Ladies do not start fights. But they can finish them."
Aristocats
largemarge
- Large Marge: "Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
largewomen
- Wesley: "I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women."
Princess Bride
larrylaugh
- Larry laughing maniacally.
Freeway
last4daysonearth
- Loki: "The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing."
Bartleby: "What's that?"
Loki: "Let's kill people."
Loki: "Oh, not you."
Dogma
lastdance
- Kimberly: "This doesn't happen to be just any dance. It happens to be the last dance of our last year."
Nicole: "Except for the semi formal."
Kimberly: "Oh, right."
Jenny: "Oh, and the totally formal."
Kimberly: "Oh, yeah."
Nicole: "Oh, yeah, and the senior prom."
Kimberly: "Okay!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
lastrequest
- Pee-Wee: "Don't I get a last request?"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
laylikebroccoli
- Vivian: "We'll just veg out in front of the TV."
Edward: "Veg out?"
Vivian: "Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli."
Pretty Woman
leadantfarm
- Mr. Tipton: "Ernest, have you ever had any group leadership experience?"
Ernest: "I had a ant farm once."
Ernest Goes to Camp
leaf mean
- Wash: "It's okay, I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Mal: "What does that mean?"
Serenity
leaf on the wind
- Wash: "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
Serenity
learntotie
- Edward: "Not bad. Not bad at all. Where'd you learn to do that?"
Vivian: "Well, I screwed the debate team in high school."
Pretty Woman
leatherface
- Anton: "Mick! Grab the electric carver."
Mick: "Look at me, look at me! I'm leatherface!"
Idle Hands
Leave
- John Travolta: "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."
Face Off
leaveshell
- Guy: "Where are the leaves, anyway? I feel like I'm in hell."
Raking Leaves
leavingnoeating
- Lothos: "We're leaving."
Amilyn: "We're not eating?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
legaladvice
- Greta: "He needs your legal advice."
Fletcher: "Stop breaking the law, asshole!"
Liar Liar
lemonadevomit
- Joyce: "Wouldn't you like a nice, cool glass of lemonade?"
Edward: "Lemonade?" ::vomits::
Edward Scissorhands
leprechaun
- Man: "Help! Help! It's happening! The attack is on! O'Grady Farm!
Send help! The leprechaun is attacking!"
Leprechaun
lesbian quiz
- Randall: "Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny?"
Guy: "The man hating dyke."
Randall: "Good. Why?"
Guy: "I don't know."
Randall: "Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!"
Chasing Amy
lesbianartifacts
- Guy: "What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Stifler: "I'm looking for more lesbian artifacts!"
American Pie 2
lessthanfresh
- Amilyn: "Admit it, Buffy. Aren't there times when you just feel...less than fresh?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
lethimdown
- Lieutenant Dan: "Two standing orders in this platoon. One, take good care of your feet. Two, try not to do anything stupid like getting yourself killed."
Forrest: "I sure hope I don't let him down."
Forrest Gump
letsgetraunchy
- Sholem: "Girl, you know I want you, I gotta rockin' want you, so baby, let's get raunchy tonight. I don't wanna touch you, or take you out and flaunt you, so baby let's get raunchy, alright?"
American Dreamz
letsmoveon
- Randy: "But if he's a suspect, so am I. So, let's move on."
Dewey: "Let's not move on. Maybe you are a suspect."
Randy: "Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect. "
Dewey: "You have a point. Okay. Let's move on."
Scream 2
letsplay
- Antonio Banderis: "Let's play."
Desperado
letstalkaboutbutt
- Pee-wee: "Everyone I know has a big 'But...?' C'mon, Simone, let's talk about your big 'but'."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
license
- Cop: "Can I see your license sir?"
Cheech: "What?"
Cop: "Your license. Where's your license?"
Cheech: "It's on the bumper, man, back there."
Up in Smoke
lickitup
- Heather: " I got paid in puke."
Veronica: "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."
Heathers
lickmylovepump
- Nigel: "You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of... "
Marty: "What do you call this?"
Nigel: "Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'."
Spinal Tap
liequickly
- Dakota: "Madeline, I forgot. She's here to fix the-"
Madeline: "Who is she? Who is the little piece of meat?"
Dakota: "She's a friend of...of...of the guy who was here to fix the-"
Madeline: "Oh, for Christ's sake, at least lie quickly!"
Dakota: "I'm trying!"
Death Becomes Her
liesonbackhard
- Mrs. Peacock: "What does you husband do?"
Mrs. White: "Nothing."
Mrs. Peacock: "Nothing?"
Mrs. White: "Well, he just lies around on his back all day."
Miss Scarlet: "Sounds like hard work to me."
Clue
lifeanddeath
- Gia: "Life and death. Energy and peace. If I stopped today, it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I have made, and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul. It was worth it, for being allowed to walk where I have walked. Which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, inbetween, under, far inbetween, through it, in it, and above."
Gia
lifeafterdeath
- Miss Scarlet: "Do you miss him?"
Mrs White: "Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."
Clue
lifepartner
- Mary: "He's your life partner, right?"
Dean: "Prom date."
Saved!
lifer
- Susanna: "What if you don't have a secret?"
Lisa: "Then you're a lifer, like me."
Girl, Interrupted
lifeispain
- Wesley: "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Princess Bride
listentoreason
- Francis: "Pee-wee, listen to reason. Pee-wee!"
Pee-wee: "Sh! I'm listening to reason."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
listentoyourfathersmack
- Mother: "Ralph, talk to him." [smack] "Listen to your father!"
Splash
littleklepto
- Vanessa: "Alright, when I was younger, I used to have this problem with shoplifting. And I got caught, and the judge sent me to this group therapy session for all these little girls who're supposed to be klepto."
Cop: "How many times were you arrested for shoplifting, Vanessa?"
Vanessa: "Seven times."
Freeway
littlepigs
- Jack: "Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in! Not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin? Then I'll huff...and I'll puff...and I'll blow your house in!"
The Shining
littleshoe
- Jim: "Why do you have to be such an asshole all the time?"
Mickey: "Why's the little shoe crying, anyway? His mother's a sneaker, his father's a loafer, somebody's gotta be a heel."
The Basketball Diaries
liveinthenow
- Garth: "Stop torturing yourself, man. You'll never afford it! Live in the now!"
Wayne's World
Liver
- Hannibal Lector: “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. ::slurp::”
Silence of the Lambs
liveralone
- Randy: "Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard that they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas."
Tatum: "Randy, you goon fuck, I'm trying to eat here."
Stu: "She's getting mad, man. Better liver alone. Ha ha ha. LIVER alone!"
Scream
livingdick
- Donnie: "What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
Donnie Darko
lizabuick
- Zack: "Call the cops!"
Sue Ellen: "Oh, yeah, what are we gonna say? Liza Minelli stole our Buick?"
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
llamaagain
- Kuzco: "Yay, I'm a llama again! Wait..."
Emperor's New Groove
lobotomy
- Bender: "I wanna be just like you. I figured all I need's a lobotomy and some tights."
The Breakfast Club
lonerrebel
- Pee-wee: "You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
longdukdong
- Marley: "So, what's your name?"
Dong: "Dong."
Marley: "What's your first name?"
Dong: "Long."
Marley: "What's your middle name?"
Dong: "Duk."
Sixteen Candles
lookingatbutthead
- Biff: "What are you looking at, Butthead?"
Back to the Future
lookatmyselfnaked
- Fred-as-Daphne: "Hey...I can look at myself naked!"
Scooby Doo
lookingforfriends
- Protoplasm guy: "Thank you so much, you saved me, thank you."
Shaggy: "Sorry, I'm, uh, looking for my friends."
Scooby Doo
lookingforlovenosex
- Ox: "Girls are sensitive, man, they're not looking for sex, they're looking for love."
Orgasmic Girl: "Oh, love me! Harder!"
Not Another Teen Movie
lookslikegodzilla
- Man: "RUN! It's Godzilla!"
Man: "It looks like Godzilla, but due to International Copyright Laws, it's not!"
Man: "Still! We should run like it is Godzilla, though it's not."
Austin Powers: Goldmember
loosechange
- Miracle Max: All dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Princess Bride
Loseallclothes
- Sebastian: "You know what would be super dooper sexy? If you lost all the clothes."
Cecile: "HUH?!"
Cruel Intentions
lostcaptive
- Gia: "She is my lost captive. And no longer lies along my legs."
Gia
lostindexfinger
- Madeline: "Has that ever worked, by the way? When you asked me where I last saw something?"
Helen: "Yes!"
Madeline: "When?"
Helen: "When you lost your index finger."
Madeline: "I didn't lose it, it broke off!"
Helen: "That's because you crack your knuckles all the time!"
Death Becomes Her
lostmojo
- Austin Powers: "Crikey! I've lost my mojo!"
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
lostsmile
- Vanessa: "My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile."
Freeway
loudmusic
- Loc's Mom: "LOC DOG! Turn that loud ass motherfuckin' music down, you're waking up the fucking babies, motherfucker! This still my motherfuckin' house, motherfucker! Who the fuck is that on my porch?"
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
love6months
- Ginny: "I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row."
Sixteen Candles
lovefern
- Andie: "Our love fern! It's dead!"
Ben: "No, honey, it's just sleeping."
Andie: "You let it die!"
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
loveis
- Dad: "Love is...very difficult to describe, and I understand the angst, I mean, it's your wedding, and it's natural. It's perfectly natural."
Michelle: "But it's impossible to describe a feeling."
Dad: "Okay, first, nothing is impossible. So let's not focus on that. Why do you think, Michelle, they call it making love?"
Michelle: "I don't know. I just call it boning."
Dad: "Boning. Well...when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not boning, how does he make you feel?"
Michelle: "Horny, like I want to bone."
Dad: "Well, we can't be boning from sunrise until sunset, dear."
Michelle: "Oh, you've never tried it?"
Dad: "I certainly have. I have! I've boned from sunrise right through brunch on more than one occasion. But boning aside, I think they call it making love because you have to make love work. You know, it's about compromise, and sacrifice, and I think Jim has sacrificed for you. My god, he shaved his entire pubic region, which would baffle most cultures around the world, but he did it, and he did it for you."
Michelle: "You're right. Love isn't just a feeling! It's shaving your balls! Thanks, Dad!"
Michelle: "I wouldn't get into too much detail on that."
American Wedding
Lovesme
- Kathryn: "Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."
Cruel Intentions
lovesoup
- Chick: "We both love soup, and uh, we love the outdoors. We love snow peas, and, uh, talking and not talking. Uh...we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."
Best in ShowBest in Show
loveyourpompoms
- Cliff: (Singing) "Oh, Torrance. Can't stand your cheerleading squad, but I love your pom poms. I'd feed you bon bons all night."
Bring it On
ltdan
- Leuitenant Dan: "It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me! AH HA HA HA HA! You'll never! sink! this! boat! AH HA HA HA HA!"
Forrest Gump
ltdandestiny
- Lieutenant Dan: "Now, you listen to me. We all have a destiny. Nothing just happens, it's all part of a plan. I should have died out there with my men! But now, I'm nothing but a goddamned cripple! A legless freak. Look! Look! Look at me! Do you see that? Do you know what it's like not to be able to use your legs?"
Forrest: Well...Yes, sir, I do."
Lieutenant Dan: "Did you hear what I said? You cheated me. I had a destiny. I was supposed to die in the field! With honor! That was my destiny! And you cheated me out of it!"
Forrest Gump
lucky
- Napoleon: "Lucky!"
Napoleon Dynamite
luckyanorexic
- Saleslady: "It isn't me, I couldn't get one leg in there. My daughter, on the other hand, is lucky. She's anorexic."
Splash
lyingandcheating
- Scott: "What do you mean you're dumping me?"
Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other any more."
Scott: "What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!"
Fiona: "I know. That's what makes this so hard."
Eurotrip
M
macgyver
- Friend: "Hey, man, we're out of papers."
McGayver Smoker: "All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil."
Friend: "We don't have a corkscrew."
McGayver Smoker: "All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!"
Half Baked
Mad
- Billy: "We all go a little mad sometimes.”
Scream
madatme
- Stu: "Did you really call the police?"
Sydney: "You bet your sorry ass I did."
Stu: "My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!"
Scream
madelovecried
- Michelle: "Oh, Mike and I had such a connection. The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful...I cried."
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
madeofair
- Sarah: "Now you have to imagine that she's incredibly light, like she's made out of air."
Bonnie: "Now, is that her whole body or just her head?"
Rochelle: "Cow!"
The Craft
madison
- Brad: "Say, do one of you guys know how to Madison?"
Rocky Horror Picture Show
madnessorbrilliant
- Will: "This is either madness or brilliance."
Jack: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."
Pirates of the Caribbean
madonna
- Chick: "You need to be at one with nature. Maybe this will help."
::clip from Madonna song::
Guy: "Madonna! I love this song."
Raking Leaves
magicword
- Vanessa: "Larry, just let me through."
Larry: "What's the magic word?"
Vanessa: "Fuck you, you piece of shit."
Larry: "Fuck you?"
Freeway
malbunk
- Mal: "I'll be in my bunk!"
Serenity gagreel
makeawish16
- Jake: "Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish."
Samantha: "It already came true."
Sixteen Candles
makelikeatree
- Biff: "So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?"
Back to the Future
makemeawoman
- Daniel: "Could you make me a woman?"
Frank: "Honey, I'm so happy! Oh, come here."
Daniel: "I knew you'd understand."
Mrs Doubtfire
makemonkeys
- Francis: "Shut up, Pee-wee!"
Pee-wee: "Why don't you make me."
Francis: "You make me!"
Pee-wee: "Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
makemyday
- Clint Eastwood: "Go ahead. Make my day."
makeout
- Vanessa: "I'll make out with you, but no fucking. 'Cause I'm straight."
Freeway
makingwet
- Michelle: "Ohh, you're making me wet."
Jim: "Holy shit, really?"
Michelle: "No, I was just saying that so you could practice."
American Pie 2
makewiththelove
- Jay: "We can get makin' with the love."
Bethany: "What did you say?"
Jay: "Making with the love, it's a nice way of saying 'boning'."
Dogma
manboobs
- Wash: "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-year old...man. With manboobs."
Serenity gagreel
manifesto
- Sebastian: "I read your manifesto."
Annette: "You did?"
Sebastian: "I must say, I found it rather appaling."
Annette: "That's a first, most people praise me for it."
Sebastian: "Most people are sheep."
Cruel Intentions
manstallion
- Ramon: "'Manstallion, fill me with your giant love wand."
Romy: "What? No, I'm sorry, I don't think so."
Ramon: "Well, say something nice about my penis!"
Romy: "Oh, Ramon, your penis is so powerful, I'm coming. Okay, thanks. Get off me now."
Ramon: "Aw, come on!"
Romy: "You wanted it to be believable."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
marijuanatablets
- Mr. Duvall: "Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?"
Aaron: "No."
Kevin: "What are marijuana tablets?"
Mean Girls
marijuanavietnam
- Adrian: "Speaking of things controversial, is it true there's a marijuana problem here in Vietnam?"
Funny voice: "No, it's not a problem, everybody has it."
Good Morning Vietnam
markingterritory
- Fred: "Scrappy, I told you, no urinating on Daphne!"
Scrappy: "It was an accident!"
Fred: "You were marking your territory!"
Scrappy: "You don't have the scrote for this job, pally. Now listen up, losers. The time has come that you appoint me your unquestioned leader. Either that, or I'm out of here. ::door slams:: What's the idea? You can't do this to me! People adore me! I'm as cute as a Power Puff Girl! I'll get my own TV show!"
Scooby Doo
marriage
- Clergyman: "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us together today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awaingement. That dweam within a dweam."
Princess Bride
marriagepunishment
- Wayne: "Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
Wayne's World
maryjane
- Mary Jane: "I'm Mary Jane."
Shaggy: "Like, that is my favorite name."
Mary Jane: "Really?"
Shaggy: "Yeah."
Scooby Doo
marythehairdresser
- Crazy Neighbo: "Jesus the Nazarene? Pffft! Mary the whore, Mary the hairdresser, Mary the hairdresser!"
Jim: "Hey, lady! SHUT UP!"
The Basketball Diaries
masculineshoes
- Beth: "Do all the women in the Bureau have to wear those really masculine shoes?"
Gracie: "Oh no. I get these made special by the same guy that put the tattoo on my ass."
Miss Congeniality
masterful
- Daphne: "Wait, I know how to handle this guy. Hey you! What are you doing?"
Velma: "Yes, that is masterful."
Scooby Doo
matchmeat
- Sandra Bullock: "Simon Pheonix knows he has some competition. He's finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass!"
Demolition Man
mcfly
- Biff: "Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think Mcfly, think."
Back to the Future
meansno
- Elizabeth: "Tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiese to his request."
Pirates of the Caribbean
meddlingsonof
- Velma: "Through the combined intuitive powers of Mystery, Inc, we've discovered that the real villain behind this mystery is in fact Scrappy Cornelius Doo, who sadly was corrupted by the power of the Damon Ritus."
Scrappy: "Oh, get over it! So I got a little cranky!"
Shaggy: "Geez, Scrap, that's no reason to freak out like a jerk and try to kill all humanity!"
Scrappy: "And I would've gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddling sons-of-"
Scooby Doo
medicallyproven
- Hilary Faye: "We have to pray about this! Prayer works, it's been medically proven, you know that!"
Saved!
medievelsizzler
- Shaggy: "Wow. Look at this, Scoob, it's like a Medievel Sizzler. Pinch me, I'm in-ow! It's an expression. Scoob!"
Scooby Doo
megabitch
- Fred: "Is it? It is! The mega bitch!"
Drop Dead Fred
mellow
- Chong: "Mellooowww...melllowww...there. You better now, man?"
Cheech: "Yeah."
Chong: "Mellow?"
Cheechk: "Yeah."
Chong: "Feel alright, huh?"
Cheech: "Yeah."
Chong: "YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Cheech: "Shit, motherfucker!"
Up in Smoke
melpippilongstocking
- Josh: "You look like Pippi Longstocking."
Cher: "Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?"
Josh: "Someone Mel Gibson never played."
Cher: "You're funny."
Clueless
melting
- Wicked Witch: "AAAGH! You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!"
Wizard of Oz
meltingbrain
- Michelle: "Oh, Jim. You've gotta stop masturbating, it's melting your brain."
American Wedding
melvin
- Lisa: "So, have you had your first Melvin yet?"
Susanna: "Who's that?"
Lisa: "Bald guy with a little pecker and a fat wife. Your the-rapist, sweet pea."
Girl, Interrupted
menofourwords
- Will: "Where's Elizabeth?"
Jack: "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really. Except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
Pirates of the Caribbean
menormice
- Richie: "Yeah, well, sometimes you gotta make jokes or you die of boredom. I mean, are we men, or are we mice?"
All: "We're mice!"
Richie: "Then let's act like mice!"
It
mensex
- Louis: "Those men wanted to have sex with me!"
Trading Places
mensmear
- Armand: "You take your knife, and you smear. Men smear."
Albert: "Smear."
The Birdcage
menweartights
- Little John: "Blimey, these are hard to get on. Let's face it. You've gotta be a man to wear tights!"
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
meow
- Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? You stop laughing right meow!
Larry Johnson: Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law. Not so funny meow, is it? Meow!"
Super Troopers
merrychristmas
- Clark Griswald: "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Chris-kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukah."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
message
- Concord: "Message for you, sir!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
meowmix
- Dr Evil: "I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, please
deliver."
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
mesohorny
- vanessa: "Hey, baby, ooh, me so horny. Yeah, what about now?!"
Freeway
michaelbolton
- Michael: "Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
Guy: "You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."
Michael: "There WAS nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning grammys."
Guy: "Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of Michael?"
Michael: "No way! Why should I change, he's the one who sucks."
Office Space
mickey
- Cassandra and Wayne: "Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey, Mickey!"
Wayne's World
mightaswelllive
- Lisa: "Razors pain ya, Rivers are damp. Acids sting ya, Drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give. Gas smells awful, Ya might as well live."
Girl, Interrupted
milf
- Guy: "Mother nature. Mother of god. Mother I'd like to fuck."
Raking Leaves
mine1
- Seagulls: "Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!"
Finding Nemo
mine2
- Seagull: "Mine!"
Finding Nemo
miniaturegolf
- Monica: "Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for minature golf."
Psycho Beach Party
miramax
- Jay: "Shit, does it say who's fucking playing us in the movie?"
Guy: "No, but it's Miramax, so I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. You know, they put them in a bunch of movies."
Jay: "Who?"
Guy: "You know, those kids from, uh, Good Will Hunting?"
Jay: "You mean that fucking movie with Mork from Ork in it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either. But Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms."
Jay: "Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker."Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
missamerica
- Kimberly: "I'm very happy to accept this honor, and I will try very hard to fulfill my needs as your next Miss America."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
misslesbian
- John Stewart: "What response do you hope to elicit by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.I.T.?"
Whillenholly: "Well, it's a difficult situation. You don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way."
Holden: "Nights like this, I miss dating a lesbian."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
mission
- Dan Akroyd: "We're on a mission from God."
Blues Brothers
mlt
- Miracle Max: "True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe, they're so perky, I love that."
Princess Bride
mockingme
- Buzz Lightyear: "You're mocking me, aren't you?"
Toy
Story
mofo
- Dr Evil: "Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mofo. I had to pop a cop 'cause he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown."
Austin Powers
momeatscatpoop
- Shaggy: "Scoob! What are you doing, man? Step off, Scoob."
Scooby: "Shaggy! You're whipped!"
Shaggy: "I'm whipped? Oh, yeah? Well, why don't you say that to my face?"
Scooby: "Okay, I will! Your mama eats cat poop!"
Shaggy: "No, Scooby Doo, your mom eats cat poop!"
Scooby Doo
momscar
- Putzie: "What kinda car'd you swipe this from, anyway?"
Sonny and Doody: "Your mother's."
Grease
mondays
- Chick: "Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Monday's."
Office Space
monkey_business
- Brad Pitt: "NO. MORE. MONKEY. BUSINESS! Noooo! More! Monkey business!"
12 Monkeys
monodiet
- Romy: "I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever."
Roby and Michelle's High School Reunion
moreexciting
- Sway: "What do you think is more exciting, having sex or stealing cars?"
Memphis: "Having sex or boosting cars....um...ooh."
Gone in 60 Seconds
morethanfat
- Putzie: "I always thought you were a very understanding person."
Jan: "I am."
Putzie: "And I also think that there's more to you than just fat."
Jan: "Thanks."
Putzie: "You're welcome."
Grease
morethanyourcar
- Michael: "Yeah, very nice."
Kevin: "'Very nice'? This thing is worth more than your car."
Michael: "::crunch:: Not anymore it ain't."
Click
mormonsmokedrink
- Mitch: "Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics."
Long Kiss Goodnight
morrisdayandthetimes
- Jay: "Don't you NEVER say an unkind word about the Times! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome! I'm a smoooth pimp who LOVES the pussy, and tubby here's my black man servant! What?"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
mortallife
- Arwen: "I choose a mortal life."
Lord of the Rings:
Fellowship of the Rings
mostpopulargirlinschool
- Jake: "You ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?"
Janey: "You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?"
Jake: "Uhhh ha ha...exactly."
Not Another Teen Movie
moviebuffs
- Holden: "This is a site populated by militant movie buffs. Sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basements. Downloading scripts, and what they think is inside information about movies and actors that they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
moviestheyrein
- Ben Affleck: "What, you're the director now?"Matt Damon: "Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma is one thing, but this..."
Ben: "Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're going to do this week."
Matt: "I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?"
Ben: "You're like a child. What do I keep telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him."
Ben: "And sometimes, you have to go back to the well."
Matt: "And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games."
Ben: "See, that's just mean."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
mrdonutman
- Garth: "Hey, Mr Donuthead man, who's trying to kill you? I don't know, but they'd better not. Dun dun dun...AAAAGH! Ohhh, that's not good, I'm not happy, ohhhh noooo...::makes psycho stabbing noises::
Wayne's World
mroinkman
- Vanessa: "What, what you're not even gonna speak to me, Mr Oinkman? ::snort snort::"
Freeway
mrsnesbitt
- Buzz Lightyear: "You see the hat?! I'm Mrs...Nesbitt! ::giggle::"
Toy Story
Mufasa
- Hyena 1: “I just hear that name and I shudder.”
Hyena 2:
“Mufasa!”
Hyena 1: “Oooo! Do it again!”
Hyena 2:
“Mufasa!”
Lion King
munchies
- The entire munchies speech from Half Baked. Kinda long. Makes you very
hungry.
musicmakers
- Willy Wonka: "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream."
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
my_precious
- Gollum: "My precious..."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
mybitch
- Michelle: "He's my bitch."
American Pie 2
mybunkbitch
- Max: "Who's your best friend?"
Amy: "You are my best friend."
Max: "What did I say to you the very first day of Academy?"
Amy: "That's my bunk, Bitch?"
D.E.B.S
myheart
- George: "Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there, and now there's almost not enough to stay alive."
Blow
myidea
- Guy: "It was MY idea, Michael! So help me god, you knew that!"
Raking Leaves
myshoulderangel
- Shoulder Angel: "You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?"
Kronk: "My shoulder angel."
Shoulder Devil: "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that *rocks*."
Shoulder Angel: "Oh, come off it."
Emperor's New Groove
mystapler
- Guy: "Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler."
Office Space
myvows
- Michelle: "I still can't get my vows right! I haven't been this confused since I got my first period!"
Dad: "That's a very confusing time for any young lady. You know, your body is going through changes. Stuff coming out, stuff going in."
Michelle: "Oh, no, I need help with my vows, not my period."
Dad: "Oh, your vows! Good. Go ahead."
American Wedding
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