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Season 1
16die
- Buffy: "Giles, I'm 16 years old. I don't wanna die."
BTVS // Prophecy Girl
allaboutme
- Cordelia: "This is all about me! Me me me!"
BTVS // Invisible Girl
beback
- Buffy: "I'll be back in a minute."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
bookmyth
- Giles: "What do you want?"
Owen: "Uh, a book?" Giles: "Oh!" Buffy: "See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things." Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth." BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
bovril
- Giles: "I'd much rather be at home with a cup of bovril and a good book."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
BTVSMail
- Buffy: "Someone emailed me."
BTVS // I Robot, You
Jane
country
- Xander: "I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country
music. The music of pain."
BTVS // Prophecy Girl
cretins
- Xander: "For I am Xander, the king of cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me."
BTVS // The Witch
demoncome
- Giles: "Demon, COME!"
BTVS // The Witch
Dontbite
- Angel: "Don't worry, I don't bite."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
Emily
- Willow: "He read Emily Dickinson? He's sensitive yet
manly."
BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
Exist
- Cordy: "Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?"
BTVS //
Welcome to the Hellmouth
fabwebpages
- Giles: "These musty old books have a great deal more to say than any of your fabulous webpages."
BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
faceofdanger
- Buffy: "I just don't like putting you guys in danger."
Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." BTVS // The Witch
farrahhair
- Buffy: "Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair."
Joyce: "This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Witch
fluffybunnyfeelings
- Buffy: "I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all of these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not going to get way extracurricular with it."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
followhormones
- Giles: "Very well, then. Follow your hormones if you want."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
furtherback
- Xander: "We're right behind you, only further back."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Witch
Gang
- Buffy: "So you come to *me* for help?"
Cordy: "Because,
you're always around when all of this weird stuff in happening, and I know
you're very strong. And, you've got all those weapons. I was kind of hoping
you were in a gang." BTVS // Invisible Girl
getdown
- Buffy: "Get down with your bad self."
BTVS // The Witch
Hardway
- Buffy: "Now, we can do this the hard way...or, well, actually
there's just the hard way."
Darla: "That's fine with
me." Buffy: "Are you sure? This is not going to be pretty. We're
talking violence, strong language, adult content." BTVS // Angel
Heythere
- Buffy: "How's it goin'?"
BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the
First Date
hislut
- Buffy: "Hi, I'm an enormous slut!"
BTVS // Welcome to the
Hellmouth
information
- Xander: "What, I can't have information sometimes?"
Giles: "Well, it's somewhat unprecedented." BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
isdoomed
- Giles: "The earth is doomed."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
kickedoutwacky
- Buffy: "I did get kicked out of school. I'm just wacky that way."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Witch
lookingatneck
- Xander: "You were looking at my neck."
Angel: "What?" Xander: "You were checking out my neck, I saw that." Angel: "No, I wasn't." Xander: "Just keep your distance, pal." Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck." Xander: "I told you to eat before we left." BTVS // Prophecy Girl
macho
- Buffy: "I want to be a macho man. Mach-ooh, hey, juice! Mmm...quality juice. Not from concentrate."
BTVS // The Witch
middleage
- Giles: "I'll be back in the middle ages."
Jenny: "Did you ever leave?" BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
morethanamatch
- Giles: "They came after me, but I was more than a match for them."
Buffy: "Meaning?" Giles: "I hid." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
nicekitty
- Giles: "Nice kitty."
BTVS // The Witch
nostudentcontact
- Giles: "He thought it would behoove me to have more contact with the students. I did try to explain that my vocational choice of librarian was a deliberant attempt to minimize said contact."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Puppet Show
partyskanky
- Buffy: "So, you like to party with the students? Isn't that kinda skanky?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
Passout
- Willow: "Does anybody mind if I pass out?"
BTVS // Harvest
perky
- Buffy: "She certainly looks perky."
Xander: "Yeah, color in the cheeks, bounce in the step. I don't like it. It's not healthy." BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
permissionexist
- Cordelia: "Who gave you permission to exist? Do I horn in on your private discussions? No. Why? Because you're boring."
BTVS // The Harvest
personalitystat
- Buffy: "You need a personality, stat."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
polaroids
- Xander: "Nah, I gotta be a man and ask her out. You know, I gotta stop giving her ID bracelets, subtle innuendos, taking polaroids outside of her bedroom window late at night. That last part is a joke."
BTVS // The Witch
protectgirlslockerroom
- Xander: "I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Invisible Girl
rainoftoads
- Xander: "This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life is like, 'Uh oh, pop quiz." Today it's rain of toads."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Harvest
reallylikeoutfit
- Cordelia: "I really like your outfit!"
Willow: "No, you don't." Cordelia: "No, I don't. But I really need a favor." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Prophecy Girl
saltygoodness
- Cordelia: "Hello, salty goodness! Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy is gonna need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him."
BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
sarcasm
- Giles: "Alright, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
Buffy: "Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm." BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
signoff
- Willow: "I have to sign off. I'll talk to you later."
BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
slayerbutton
- Buffy: "Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says 'I'm the slayer, ask me how!'"
BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
smellseduction
- Xander: "Buffy. Come on. Wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book."
Buffy: "What, saving my life? Getting slashed in the ribs?" Xander: "Duh." BTVS // Angel
sobye
- Buffy: "So. Bye."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
spider
- Buffy: "Besides, I can just tell something's wrong. My spider sense is tingling."
Giles: "Your...spider sense?" Buffy: "Pop culture reference. Sorry." BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
Still pretty
- Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
BTVS //
Prophecy Girl
thatwasinteresting
- Giles: "Well, that was interesting."
BTVS // The Witch
thoseboys
- Giles: "Those boys aren't sparklingly normal as it is."
BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
Trauma
- Cordy: "God! What is your childhood trauma?!"
BTVS // Welcome
to the Hellmouth
vowelsounds
- Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, but then I have to go away."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
watchmocklaugh
- Buffy: "Nah. I think I'll take on your traditional roll and watch."
Xander: "And mock." Willow: "And laugh." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Puppet Show
watchtower
- Buffy: "Hi. I'm an enormous slut. Hello, would you like a copy of the Watchtower?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
whothehell
- Darla: "Who the hell are you?"
BTVS // Welcome to the
Hellmouth
worksforme
- Buffy: "Works for me."
BTVS // The Harvest
written
- Master: "You were destined to die, it was
written!"
Buffy: "What can I say, I flunked the written." BTVS
// Prophecy Girl
xanaugh
- Xander screaming.
BTVS // Nightmares
youwereagod
- Giles: "I assume all the spells are reversed. It was my first casting, so I may have got it wrong."
Buffy: "You saved my life. You were a god." BTVS // The Witch
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Season 2
abaci
- Xander: "You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper's gonna make a big comeback."
Willow: "And the abacus." Xander: "Yeah, you know, you don't see enough abaci." BTVS // The Dark Age
abouttrout
- Giles: "Yes, well, I'll see you all in the library later. We'll continue this discussion."
Willow: "About trout." BTVS // When She Was Bad
Allhat
- Spike: "Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for
action. All hat and no cattle."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
alwaysuseviolence
- Buffy: "I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?"
Xander: "The important thing is you believe that." BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
americansalivatingboy
- Xander: ::stammering::
Buffy: "I can translate American Salivating Boy talk. He says you're beautiful" Xander: ::stammer:: Buffy: "You're welcome." BTVS // Incan Mummy Girl
amyyip
- Xander: "I'm constant in my affections. Amy Yip at the waterslide park."
BTVS // The Dark Age
Annerice
- Spike: “People still fall for that Anne Rice routine.”
BTVS
// School Hard
asleep
- Spike: "Are you all asleep?!"
BTVS // Lie to Me
Attitude
- Cordelia: "Whatever's causing the Joan Collin's 'tude, deal with
it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over
it."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
attracted
- Giles: "I'm really very attracted to you."
BTVS // The Dark Age
attractpossess
- Xander: "Are we overlooking the fact that she may be very attracted to me? She's possessed."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
autopsysunshine
- Buffy: "You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine."
BTVS // Bad Eggs
badbreakup
- Buffy: "Oh, Valentine's Day is just a cheap gimmick to sell cards and chocolate."
Amy: "Bad breakup, huh?" Buffy: "Believe me when I say, 'uh-huh'." BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
baddog
- Drusilla: "Grrrragh. Bad dog."
BTVS // What’s My Line
2
badrudeman
- Spike: "I'm a bad, rude man."
BTVS // Lie to Me
baggedaslayer
- Spike: "There's no deal without Dru."
Buffy: "She killed
Kendra!" Spike: "Dru bagged a slayer? She didn't tell me! Good for
her! Though not from your perspective, I suppose..." BTVS // Becoming
2
band sucks
- Oz: "See, our band's kinda moving towards this new sound where...we suck, so...practice."
BTVS // Surprise
barnesnnobles
- Jonathan: "We're supposed to get some books. On Stalin."
Xander: "Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?" Giles: "This is a school library, Xander."
Xander: "Since when?" BTVS // Passion
battleapproach
- Giles: "Look, it's classic battle strategy to throw one's opponent off his game. He's just trying to provoke you. To taunt you, to goad you into some mishap of some sort."
Xander: "The nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah approach to battle?" BTVS // Passion
baycity
- Giles: "Bay City Rollers. Now that's music."
BTVS // The Dark Age
bdayspanking
- Xander: "Buffy, I feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on."
Jenny: "I'd curb that impulse if I were you, Xander." Xander: "Check, cancel spanking." BTVS // Surprise
beachsuffer
- Cordelia: "I was totally beachless for a month and a half. No one has suffered like I have suffered."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
besthumanever
- Xander: "Willow, you are the best human ever! I adore you! Well, that's the cookies talkin', but you rock!"
BTVS // Ted
Big Rock
- Spike: "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't
have a rock this big."
BTVS // Becoming 1
bigguns
- Spike: "I need to bring in the big guns."
BTVS // What's My Line
bigho
- Buffy: "I lost a friend tonight!"
Spike: "I wasn't in on that raiding party!" Buffy: "And I may lose more! The whole earth might be sucked into hell and you want my help because your girlfriend's a big ho?!" BTVS // Bargaining Pt 2
bigmoments
- Whistler: "So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."
BTVS // Becoming
Bitca
- Willow: "I mean why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H."
Giles: "Willow, I think we’re all a little too old to be spelling
things out." Xander: "A bitca?" BTVS // When She Was
Bad
bloodgrun
- Cordelia: "What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is? It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean til judgement day. You are living with those stains."
Jenny: "Yeah, that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat. The stains." Cordelia: "I hear ya." BTVS // When She Was Bad
boiledyoung
- Willow: "It didn't break! How come it didn't break?"
Xander: "Which is another secret to conscientious egg care. A pot of scalding water and about eight minutes." Willow: "You boiled your young?" Xander: "Yeah! I know it sounds cruel, but sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind!" BTVS // Bad Eggs
braindribble
- Giles: "Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles out of my ears."
BTVS // The Dark Age
broomcloset
- Willow: "Xander, what happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?"
Xander: "You're just a big bucket of funny, Will." BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
buffonia
- Xander: "Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am in awe! I completely
renounce spandex!"
BTVS // Halloween
buffyangelxander
- Xander: "Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? Hey, man, how are you doing?"
Angel: "Buffy." Buffy: "Angel." Xander: "Xander." BTVS // Reptile Boy
buffywhipped
- Spike: "If you ask me, I find myself prefering the old Buffy-whipped Angelus."
BTVS // Passions
burninghunk
- Giles: "I really don't have time for these-"
Buffy: "Miss Calendar said you were a babe!" Giles: "She said what?" Buffy: "She said that you were a hunk of burning something or other..." BTVS // Halloween
Caneat
- Spike: "Can I eat him now, love?"
BTVS // Lie to Me
canoe
- Spike: "Debase the beef canoe."
BTVS // What's My Line
catchanorgy
- Xander: "Those frat guys creep me."
Willow: "You want to protect her?" Xander: "Mm-hmm." Willow: "And prove that you're just as good as those rich snotty guys?" Xander: "Mm-hmm." Willow: "Maybe catch an orgy?" Xander: "If it's on early." BTVS // Reptile Boy
cavalryrock
- Xander: "Cavalry's here. Cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here."
BTVS // Becoming Pt 2
ceiling
- Spike: "Someone's in the ceiling."
BTVS // School Hard
chant
- Willow: "I shall confront and expel all evil."
Cordelia: "I shall *totally* confront and expel all evil." Xander: "Out of marrow and bone..." Buffy: "Out of house and home...never to come here again." BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
chesswhiz
- Cordelia: "But you do know that you saw death."
Willow: "Did it have an hourglass?" Xander: "Ooh, if he asks you to play chess, don't even do it. The guy's,
like, a whiz." BTVS // Killed by Death
chickfight
- Buffy: "Come on. Don't make me do the chick fight thing."
BTVS // What's My Line 2
christianvalues
- Xander: "Well, you know, it's the whole 'sex leads to responsibility' thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg. It's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values."
Willow: "My egg is Jewish." Xander: "Then teach it that Dreidel song." BTVS // Bad Eggs
cleanclown
- Buffy: "I'm just saying there's something a little too clean about this clown."
Willow: "He's a clean clown! I...have my own fun." BTVS // Ted
clearlywrong
- Giles: "I appreciate your thoughts on the matter, in fact I...well, I *encourage* you to, to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate. You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, when I am clearly right and you are clearly
wrong."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
closeyoureyes
- Angel: "Buffy? What's going on? Where are we? I don't remember."
Buffy: "Angel?" Angel: "You're hurt! Oh god. I feel like I haven't seen you in months. Everything's so muddled, I...What's happening?" Buffy: "Shhhh. Don't worry about it. I love you." Angel: "I love you." Buffy: "Close your eyes." BTVS // Becoming 2
cognitiveprocess
- Xander: "But ho-ho's are a vital part of my cognitive process!"
BTVS // What's My Line
computernerdsolidarity
- Buffy: "Don't look, okay, but...No, don't look! That guy over there is totally checking you out."
Willow: "Oh, that's Oz. He's expressing computer nerd solidarity." BTVS // What's My Line
cookherdinner
- Buffy: "Come to The Bronze before it opens or we make her our meal."
Xander: "They're gonna cook her dinner?! I'll pretend I didn't say that..." BTVS // When She Was Bad
Cootie
- Xander: "You big cootie!"
BTVS // What's My Line 2
coronerfavorite
- Willow: "This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite place."
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
coughkarma
- Cordelia: "Why are these terrible things always happening to me?"
Xander: "Karma!" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
cracklikeegg
- Buffy: "It's a good call. You should question him."
Willow: "Really? Me? I'll crack him like an egg." BTVS // Go Fish
cremerinse
- Buffy: "Ow!"
Joyce: "What's wrong?" Buffy: "I spent a good part of my allowance on this new cream rinse, and it's neither creamy nor rinsey." Joyce: "Life is hard, dear." Buffy: "Don't I know it. Is that a split end?" BTVS // School Hard
crosstown
- Buffy: "You know what this means."
Xander: "That Fonderin might actually beat Sunnydale in the crosstown bodycount competition this year?" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
Cutie
- Spike: "Hello Cutie."
BTVS // Becoming 2
damnmanly
- Xander: "I'm gonna do what any man would do about it. Somethin' damn manly."
BTVS // Halloween
dateinhighschool
- Buffy: "You never ever got a single date in high school, did you?"
Snyder: Your point being?" BTVS // Becoming
datinganun
- Whistler: "You know, raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff."
BTVS // Becoming
datingswimmer
- Cordelia: "I'm dating a swimmer from the Sunnydale swim team."
Buffy: "You can die happy." BTVS // Go Fish
deadashell
- Xander: "I'm dead as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
deadbird
- Drusilla: "I'll give you a seed if you sing."
Spike: "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in the cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one." BTVS // Lie to Me
deadboy
- Xander: "Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
Angel: "Could you not call me that?" BTVS // Lie to Me
deadguysonice
- Buffy: "The Hellmouth presents: Dead Guys On Ice."
BTVS // What's My Line
decafland
- Cordelia: "And I can take a hint. What's the hint?"
Giles: "To come back later." Cordelia: "Yeah, when you've visited decaf land." BTVS // The Dark Age
dejavu
- Angelus: "No thanks. Been there, done that, deja vu just isn't what it used to be."
BTVS // Passion
demoncar
- Buffy: "A demon! A demon! A demon!"
Willow: "It's not a demon, it's a car!" Buffy: "What does it want?" BTVS // Halloween
demonforeverything
- Cordelia: "Wait, what does this one do?"
Giles: "It asks endless questions of those with whom it's supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done." Cordelia: "Boy, there's a demon for everything!" BTVS // Killed by Death
diaphragm
- Willow: "Buffy killed a vampire last night!"
Buffy: "Uh, I think you can get a little more volume if you speak from the diaphram." Willow: "Sorry." BTVS // When She Was Bad
didntchooseyet
diekickass
- Cordelia: "If we die in here, I'm gonna kick your ass, I mean it!"
BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
discretionvalor
- Giles: "Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is the better part of valor."
Xander: "You coulda just said, 'shh!' God, are all you Brits such drama
queens?" BTVS // Surprise
Do it again
- Drusilla: "Do it again! Do it again!"
BTVS //
Surprise
dogspit
- Buffy: "We need some alternate ghost theories. What do we know?"
Xander: "Dog spit is cleaner than human." Buffy: "Besides that." BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
doletsbringthatup
- Cordelia: "I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?"
Giles: "Yes. Do let's bring that up as often as possible." BTVS // Ted
donotbabble
- Xander: "I do not babble. I occasionally run-on, every now and then I yammer..."
BTVS // Phases
dontleavemarks
- Buffy: "You're really getting into this interrogation thing."
Willow: "The trick is not to leave any marks." BTVS // Go Fish
dontpush!
- Xander: "What, it's not okay for one guy to like another guy just because he happened to be in the locker room with him when absolutely nothing happened and I thought I told you not to push?"
BTVS // Phases
donttakeorders
- Buffy: "I don't take orders. I do things my way."
Kendra: "No wonder you died." BTVS // What's My Line?"
dreams
- Xander: "Dreams are meaningful."
Willow: "Tell me about it. The other night I dreamt that Xander...uh...it wasn't Xander. In fact it wasn't mean. It was a friend's dream and she doesn't remember it." Buffy: "I bet she doesn't." BTVS // When She Was Bad
dresshalloween
- Buffy: "YOU sold me that dress for Halloween and nearly got us all killed!"
Ethan: "But you looked great!" BTVS // The Dark Age
dresslikeyou
- Angel: "I wanna learn from you."
Whistler: "Alright." Angel: "But I don't want to dress like you." BTVS // Becoming
drillteam
- Xander: "So both coffins are empty, that makes three girls signed up for the army of zombies."
Willow: "Is it an army if you just have three?" Buffy: "Zombie drill team, then." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
Duh
- Buffy: "Add it up. It all spells 'duh.'"
BTVS // Some
Assembly Required
emptyside
- Oz: "To the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something. And that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait."
BTVS // Innocence
englishengland
- Buffy: "You might also want to avoid words like amenable and indecorous. Speak English, not whatever they speak in..."
Giles: "England?" Buffy: "Yeah." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
entirelypointless
- Giles: "Punishing yourself like this is pointless."
Buffy: "It's entirely pointy." BTVS // When She Was Bad
evilmastermind
- Larry: "Oh, let me guess. That little innocent school girl thing is just an act, right?"
Oz: "Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun." BTVS // Phases
exfoliated
- Spike: "They say when you've drawn blood you've exfoliated."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
explains a lot
- Xander: "Yep, vampires are real. A lot of them live in Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in."
Willow: "I know it's hard to accept at first." Oz: "Actually, it explains a lot." BTVS // Surprise
fairytale
- Angel: "This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after."
Buffy: "No. When you kiss me, I wanna die." BTVS // Reptile Boy
familybbq
- Buffy: "Some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and we're all on the menu."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
fancyitpet
- Spike: "Fancy it, pet?"
Drusilla: "Ohh, it's beautiful." BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
fascistsociety
- Cordelia: "But she's like this superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
Willow: "Sure, in a fascist society." Cordelia: "Right! Why can't we have one of those?" BTVS // Ted
fasterpussycat
- Xander: "I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the fiend that murdered his girlfriend I say faster pussycat, kill kill."
BTVS // Passion
favor
- Cordelia: "You know, we've never been close, which is nice 'cause I don't really like you that much, but you have on occasion saved the world and stuff so I'm gonna do you a favor."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
feefifo
- Spike: "Fee fi fo fum. I smell the blood of a
nice...ripe...girl."
BTVS // School Hard
fieldtrip!
- Xander: "So we dig up some graves tonight?"
Willow: "Oh, boy, a field trip!" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
finwillow
- Buffy: "Ah, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?"
Willow: "At last count, all of them. Maybe more." Buffy: "Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow." Willow: "But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars." BTVS // Phases
fishtick theater
- Xander: "Tell Angel I'm gonna kill him. No wait! I'm gonna kill you! Die! Die! Die! Ahhh!! Thunk. Mother?"
Cordelia: "That's it?" Xander: "That's it. Scene." Buffy: "It's exactly how it happened." Oz: "I thought it was riveting. I was a little unclear about some of the themes." Buffy: "The theme is Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face to face." Xander: "The other theme was Buy American, but it got kinda buried." BTVS // Becoming Pt 1
fiveparcuckoo
- Xander: "Ah, the dreaded five-par cuckoo clock. Ha! So many have come, so few have conquered."
BTVS // Ted
flowerballoons
- Xander: "Flowers for milady."
Buffy: "I think they call those balloons." Xander: "Yeah, stick 'em in water, maybe they'll grow." BTVS // Killed by Death
flowerperson
- Spike: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed
off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand
move."
BTVS // School Hard
forbiddenlove
- Xander: "Angel was in your bedroom?"
Willow: "Ours is a forbidden love." BTVS // Lie to Me
forceisgood
- Xander: "I don't wanna use force."
Willow: "Force is okay!" BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
freezeframe
- Oz: "Sometimes when I'm sitting in class...you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like freeze frame. Willow kissage."
BTVS // Innocence
frogsgetemoff
- Willow: "Frogs! Frogs! Get 'em off of me! Oh, my God, frogs! Get them off of me! Please, help! Get 'em off! FROGS!"
BTVS // Killed by Death
funkypartyweasel
- Giles: "Is everything in order for the party?"
Xander: "Absolutely. You ready to get down, you funky party weasel?" BTVS // Surprise
geekerjoy
- Willow: ::shrieks with joy::
Ted: "What?" Xander: "That's the sound she makes when she's speechless with geeker joy." BTVS // Ted
getoutofmylibrary
- Willow: "HEY! We don't have time for this! Our friends are in trouble! Now, we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it! And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!"
Cordelia: "We're sorry." Xander: "We'll be good." BTVS // The Dark Age
gileslaugh
- Giles laughing.
BTVS // Phases
gman
- Xander: "Yo, G-man! What's up?"
Giles: "Nice to see you, and don't ever call me that." BTVS // When She Was Bad
goingwithhalter
- Xander: "So Cor, are you printing up business cards with your pager number and hours of operation, or are you just going with a halter top tonight?"
BTVS // Reptile Boy
gonnasay
- Willow: "Hi!"
Oz: "Oh, that's what I was gonna say." BTVS // Phases
goodsquirm
- Giles: "I trust I gave good...squirm."
BTVS // The Dark Age
gotathing
- Buffy: "You just say, 'Hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing, maybe we could have a thing?'"
Giles: "Thank you, Cyrano." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
gottogetlife
- Xander: "My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!"
BTVS // Killed by Death
graverob
- Giles: "Graverobbing. Well, that's new. Interesting."
Buffy: "I know you meant to say gross and disturbing." Giles: "Yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Dammit." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
groupie free
- Willow: "I bet you have a lot of groupies."
Oz: "It happens. I'm living groupie free nowadays. I'm clean." BTVS // Surprise
guys
- Cordelia: "What's he waiting for? What's his problem? Oh, that's right. He's a guy."
Willow: "Yeah, him and Xander. Guys." Cordelia: "Who do they think they are?" Willow: "Coupla guys." BTVS // Phases
gyah
- Xander: "Can I just say 'gyah!'"
Buffy: "I see your
'gyah!' and raise you a a 'nyugh!'" BTVS // Bad Eggs
hadburned
- Spike: "Well, our old place was just fine til you went and had it burned down."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
halloweendress
- Buffy: "You sold me that dress for Halloween, and nearly got us all killed!"
Ethan: "But you looked great." BTVS // The Dark Age
handmove
- Spike: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."
BTVS // School Hard
Happymeal
- Spike: “Millions of people walking around like happymeals with
legs.”
BTVS // Becoming 2
havingathought
- Xander: "Whoa. Whoa! I...I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan."
BTVS // Innocence
hellolover
- Angel: "Hello, lover."
BTVS // Becoming
herekittykitty
- Spike: "Slaaayyyerrr...here kitty kitty..."
BTVS // School Hard
hittilbleed
- Buffy: "Darn. I really wanted to hit him til he bled."
BTVS // The Dark Age
howdoyoushave
- Willow: "The reflection thing, you don't have. Angel how do you shave?"
BTVS // Reptile Boy
hurtwillow
- Xander: "If they hurt Willow, I'll kill you."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
ifearyou
- Buffy: "And if you wouldn't mind a little Gene and Roger, you might want to leave off the idiot part. Being called an idiot tends to take people OUT of the dating mood."
Xander: "It actually kinda turns me on." Buffy: "I fear you." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
ilurk
- Buffy: "We're having this thing at school."
Angel: "Career week?" Buffy: "How did you know?" Angel: "I lurk." BTVS // What's My Line
Imagery
- Whistler: “Hello to the imagery! Very nice!”
BTVS // Becoming 2
Imback
- Angelus: "I'm back."
BTVS // Innocence
inthegame
- Spike: "I know you haven't been in the game for awhile, mate, but
we do still kill people. Sort of our reson detre, you know."
BTVS //
Innocence
itchesalittle
- Spike: "Hurts, doesn't it?"
Angelus: "Well, you know, it kinda itches a little." BTVS // Innocence
itouchmyself
- Buffy: "It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room
listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'. Of course, I had no idea what it was about."
BTVS // Lie to Me
itsafruit
- Cordelia: "Hi, sorry to interrupt your little undead play group, but I need to ask Willow if she'll help me with my science fair project?"
Willow: "It's a fruit." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
jauntywhittle
- Xander: "And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune."
BTVS // School Hard
jumpconclusions
- Giles: "It acts on pure instinct. No conscience, predatory and aggressive."
Buffy: "In other words, your typical male." Xander: "On behalf of my gender, hey!" Giles: "Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions." Buffy: "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were." BTVS // Phases
Justneat
- Spike: “Well… this is just… neat!”
BTVS // Halloween
karma
- Cordelia: "Why are these terrible things always happening to me?"
Xander: ::cough::"Karma"::cough:: BTVS // Some Assembly Required
keepintouch
- Buffy: "Let's try and keep in touch."
BTVS // Killed by Death
kickmyass
- Buffy: "Come on. Kick my ass."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
killdistract
- Angel: "We need you to distract the vampires."
Buffy: "Right." Angel: "What are you gonna do?" Buffy: "I'm gonna kill them all. That oughtta distract 'em." BTVS // When She Was Bad
killedgigapet
- Buffy: "I can't do this! I can't take care of things! I killed my Giga Pet. Literally, I sat on it and it broke."
BTVS // Bad Eggs
killjustonce
- Spike: "Well, then, I'll only kill you just this once!"
BTVS // What's My Line 2
kissinggroping
- Buffy: "Willow, grow up. Not everything is about kissing."
Xander: "Yeah, stuff's about groping. It wasn't about groping?" BTVS // When She Was Bad
kookoocachoo
- Xander: "I am the bug man, koo koo ka choo."
BTVS // What's My Line Pt 1
languageoflove
- Cordelia: "Gee, Xander, what are you gonna teach when you fail in life? Advanced loser being?"
Xander: "I will teach...ze language of love." BTVS // Becoming
lastbreath
- Angel: "I loved you with my last breath."
BTVS // I only have
eyes for you
leaveoutidiotpart
- Buffy: "And if you wouldn't mind a little Gene and Roger, you might want to leave off the idiot part. Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
Xander: "Hmm, it actually kinda turns me on." Buffy: "I fear you." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
lederhosen
- Xander: "No shirts with ruffles, no hats with feathers, and definitely no lederhosen. They make my calves look fat."
BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
letitburn
- Joyce: "Well go on, make a wish."
Buffy: "I'll just let it burn." BTVS // Innocence
LetThemHaveCake
- Cordy: "I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie
Antoinette. I can *so* relate to her. She worked really hard to look that
good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort."
BTVS // Lie
to Me
LieToMe
- Giles: “You mean life?”
Buffy: “Yeah. Does it get
easy.” Giles: “What do you want me to say.” Buffy: “Lie to
me.” Giles: “Yes, it’s terribly simple. The good guys are always
stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns
and black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies,
and everybody lives happily ever after.” Buffy: “Liar.” BTVS
// Lie to Me
lightpunch
- Cordelia: "Oh, look, it's the 3 Musketeers."
Buffy: "Was that an insult?" Xander: "It kinda lacked punch." Willow: "The 3 Musketeers were cool." Cordelia: "I see your point." BTVS // When She Was Bad
likeachild
- Spike: "I won't have you feeding me like a child, Dru!"
Angelus: "Why not? She already bathes you, carries you around, and changes you like a child." BTVS // Passion
lostlamb
- Spike: "Look at you. You're shaking. You're terrified. Alone. Lost little lamb. ::laughs:: I love it."
BTVS // Halloween
lovehertokillher
- Angelus: "Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl, you have to love her."
BTVS // Innocence
lovesegue
- Xander: "And speaking of love..."
Willow: "We were talking about the reanimation of dead tissue." Xander: "Do I deconstruct your segues?" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
lovetobrag
- Spike: "Yeah, I did a couple slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!"
BTVS // School Hard
loveyou
- Angel: "Do you love me?"
Buffy: "What?" Angel: "Do you?" Buffy: "I love you." BTVS // Lie to Me
lusthrift
- Cordelia: "So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?"
Willow: "Uh, yes our own personal demons!" Xander: "Uh, such as lust, and thrift!" Buffy: "I would have to go with stooges also." BTVS // When She Was Bad
madhouse
- Xander: "Oh, okay, I got one. 'It's a mad house! A mad-'"
Willow: "Planet of the Apes!" Xander: "Can I finish, please?" Willow: "Oh. Sorry. Go ahead." Xander: "'-house!'" Willow: "Planet of the Apes." BTVS // When She Was Bad
makeourownfun
- Oz: "So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?"
Willow: "Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun." BTVS // Innocence
manlyweapons
- Buffy: "Do we really need weapons for this?"
Spike: "I just like them. They make me feel all manly." BTVS // School Hard
marieantoinette
- Cordelia: "I just don't see why everyone picks on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good and people don't appreciate that kind of effort."
BTVS // Lie to Me
Masstran
- Cordy: "You drag me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?"
Xander: "That's what a lot of guys say, but it's just locker room talk, I wouldn't pay it any mind." BTVS // What’s My Line 1
menmystery
- Buffy: "Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want."
BTVS // Phases
Meow
- Willow: “I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.”
Buffy: “Meow!” Willow: “Really? Thanks. I’ve never gotten a meow before.” Buffy: “Well deserved.” Willow: “Darn tootin’!” BTVS // Phases
Missed
- Angel: “I missed you.”
BTVS // When She Was Bad
missedith
- Drusilla: "You see, Miss Edith? If you'd been good, you could watch with the rest."
BTVS // School Hard
MissMe
- Buffy: “Miss me?”
BTVS // When She was Bad
Mob
- Spike: "Idiot mob."
BTVS // School Hard
mockamish
- Xander: "I got a movie for ya!"
Willow: "Xander!" Willow: "You're amish! You can't fight back, 'cause you're Amish. I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!" Willow: "Witness." BTVS // When She Was Bad
monkeypants
- Oz: "I mock you with my monkey pants."
BTVS // What’s My Line 2
mrcautionman
- Giles: "We're having a party tonight."
Xander: "Looks like Mr. Caution Man, but the sound he makes is funny." BTVS // Surprise
mummyshere
- Drusilla: "Don't fret, Kitten. Mummy's here."
BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
musicalchairs
- Xander: "Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me. You ever think that world's a giant game of musical chairs, and we're the only ones who don't have a chair?"
Willow: "All the time." Cordelia: "Xander? I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic and I just wanted to tell you if there was anything I could ever do to-" Xander: "Do you mind? We're talking here. So where were we?" Willow: "Wondering why we never get dates." Xander: "Yeah, so why do you think that is?" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
mustbeweather
- Ford: "Is that more vampires?"
Buffy: "Must be the weather." BTVS // Lie to Me
namedhersunshine
- Drusilla: "I've brought her especially for you. To cheer you up. And I've named her Sunshine."
BTVS // Passion
namingthestars
- Drusilla: "I'm naming all the stars."
Spike: "You can't see the stars, luv. That's the ceiling. Also it's day." BTVS // Innocence
Nana
- Xander: "Na na na na na."
BTVS // Passion
nastypointybitey
- Angel: "Vampires."
Xander: "Oh! We usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones." BTVS // Lie to Me
newbird
- Spike: "Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead?"
BTVS // Lie to Me
nice people
- Drusilla: "Look at all the people. Are these nice people?"
BTVS // School Hard
Night-night
- Drusilla: "Night night."
BTVS // Becoming 1
ninny
- Angel: "You can see all that in your head?"
Spike: "No,
you ninny, she read it in the morning paper." BTVS // Becoming 1
nohurt
- Spike: "I don't want to hurt you baby. ::struggle:: Doesn't mean I won't."
BTVS // Becoming 2
nonbudger
- Buffy: "Giles, come on, budge. Nobody likes a nonbudger."
BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
noseiscold
- Willow: "My nose is cold."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
notundercover
- Cordelia: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Xander: "I'm undercover!" Buffy: "You're not under much." BTVS // Go Fish
obsessionfordorks
- Cordelia: "I think you splashed on just a little too much 'Obsession For
Dorks'."
BTVS // Phases
oddandpainful
- Willow: "Are you okay?"
Oz: "I, uh, I'm shot! Y'know. Wow! It's odd! And painful." BTVS // What's My Line
ooginess
- Buffy: "'Cause I'm not well. Uh, I feel all oogy."
Xander: "Increased ooginess. That's a danger signal." BTVS // Killed by Death
openupformummy
- Drusilla: "Come on, love, you've got to eat something to keep your strength up! Now...rrr...open up for mummy!"
BTVS // Passion
outofmysight
- Giles: "Just go. Get out of my sight."
BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
oversoon
- Buffy: "Look on the bright side. It'll all be over soon."
Angelus: "Yes, my love. It will." BTVS // Becoming
Owner died
- Drusilla: "I brought something for you. Poor thing... she's an
orphan. He owner died... without a fight."
BTVS // Passion
pajamapartyweapons
- Xander: "Well, good morning, ladies. And what did you two do last night?"
Willow: "We had kind of a 'pajama party sleepover with weapons' thing." Xander: "Oh. And I don't suppose either of you had the presence of mind to locate a camera to capture the moment." BTVS // Passion
paradise
- Spike: "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
parkingspace
- Angelus: "Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space."
BTVS // Passion
passion
- Angelus: "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws...and howl."
BTVS // Passion
peedinpool
- Willow: "You delved into the black arts and conjured up a hellbeast from the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance.Didn't you?"
Jonathon: "What? No! I snuck in yesterday and peed in the pool." Willow: "Oh. Eww!" BTVS // Go Fish
peskywords
- Xander: "Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You...Angel...big...smoochies?"
Buffy: "Shut...up." BTVS // Bad Eggs
pizzadelivery
- Cordelia: "I just know your pizza delivery career will take you so many riveting places."
BTVS // Reptile Boy
pointy
- Buffy: "It's entirely pointy!"
BTVS // When She Was Bad
polite
- Buffy: "You know polite people call before they jump out of the
bushes and attack you."
BTVS // Becoming
premade
- Buffy: "I don't get it. Why would anybody want to make a girl?"
Xander: "You mean, when there's so many premade ones just laying around?" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
prettyplease
- Spike: "Yeah, that'll work. Now say pretty please."
BTVS //
Surprise
pstrap
- Willow: "Well, what about the rest of the note?"
Buffy: "Rest of the note?" Willow: "The part that says 'P.S.-This is a trap!" BTVS // When She Was Bad
rebel
- Xander: "You're bad to the bone."
Willow: "I'm a
rebel." BTVS // School Hard
rectalsurgery
- Xander: "Ooh, gang, did you hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia. Mix in a little rectal surgery, and it's my best day ever!"
The Dark Age
Reeks
- Drusilla: “It reeks of death.”
BTVS // Surprise
reeksofdeath
- Spike: "Do you like it, baby?"
Drusilla: "It reeks of death." BTVS // Surprise
resentthankyou
- Giles: "I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression."
Xander: "I resent that! Or possibly thank you." BTVS // Bad Eggs
Resolve
- Willow: "There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolved face? You've seen it before, you know what it means."
BTVS // Becoming 2
Ribcage
- Buffy: “I have had a really bad day, okay. If you have information worth hearing, then I am greatful for it. If you’re gonna crack jokes, then I’m gonna pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat."
Whistler: “Hello to the imagery! Very nice.” BTVS // Becoming 2
richshallow
- Cordelia: "Buffy, these men are rich. And I am *not* being shallow. Think of all the poor people I could help with all my money!"
BTVS // Reptile Boy
ridingme
- Angel: "Why are you riding me?"
BTVS // When She Was Bad
ripewickedplum
- Spike: "My black goddess. My ripe...wicked...plum."
BTVS // What's My Line 2
Ripthroat
- Drusilla: “Rip their throats out.”
Angel: “AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHAAAA!” BTVS // What’s My Line 2
ritualtutu
- Giles: "You must perform the ritual...in a tutu."
BTVS // Becoming
rollerboy
- Angelus: "Don't worry, Roller Boy. I've got everything under control."
BTVS // Passion
rollingthestreet
- Angelus: "As long as there's injustice in the world, as long as scum like you is walking...well, rolling the streets...I'll be around. Look over your shoulder. I'll be there."
BTVS // Innocence
rudeman
- Spike: "I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad, rude man."
BTVS // What's My Line
rugby
- Giles: "I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on it's virility should feel compelled to strap on 40 pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby."
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
scaryporn
- Xander: "Yeah, nothing but a bunch of computer equipment and a pornography collection so prodigious it even scared me."
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
schlubshoe
- Xander: "Those poor schlubs have to attend school on Saturday!"
Jenny: "9am okay with you, Xander?" Buffy: "Got a bit of schlub on your shoe there." BTVS // The Dark Age
security
- Spike: "Do I have *anyone* on watch here? It's called security, people, are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"
BTVS // Lie to Me
seeyousmile
- Angelus: "What can I say, I just loove to see you smile, buddy."
BTVS // Passion
selfkilled
- Giles: "Why did you come here?! This wasn't your fight!"
Buffy: "Are you trying to get yourself killed?! You can't leave me. I can't do this alone." BTVS // Passion
sendcordy
- Xander: "What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy, and we go for pizza."
BTVS // Surprise
shalljustglare
- Giles: "Just don't be late."
Buffy: "Have I ever let you down?" Giles: "Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?" BTVS // The Dark Age
shameshame
- Buffy: "What was I thinking, my god? Shame, shame! I gotta go."
BTVS // Halloween
shave
- Willow: "The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave?"
BTVS // Reptile Boy?
Silence
- Giles: "And the rest is silence."
BTVS // The Dark Age
singforme
- Drusilla: "You sing the sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me, hmm? Don't you love me anymore?"
BTVS // Lie to Me
sixteenandahalf
- Xander: "That's for the makeup, and that's for the last sixteen and a half years!"
BTVS // Reptile Boy
slashwithwords
- Xander: "You slash me with your words!"
BTVS // What's My Line
slayerhandbook
- Kendra: "The slayer handbook insists on it."
Willow: "There's a Slayer handbook?" Buffy: "Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?" Willow: "Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool..." BTVS // What's My Line Pt 2
slayermoron
- Cordelia: "So, your secret's safe with me."
Buffy: "Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm the slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron!" Xander: "Now that was a good insult." Willow: "A little too good." BTVS // When She Was Bad
smalltalk
- Buffy: "So, are you gonna kill me, or are we just making small talk?"
BTVS // When She Was Bad
snakelicious
- Xander: "Oh, yeah, baby, it's snakelicious in here."
BTVS //
I Only Have Eyes For You
sociopath
- Buffy: "Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?"
Xander: "I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath?" BTVS // The Dark Age
sodissapointing
- Drusilla: "This is so dissapointing!"
BTVS // Becoming
sohurtful
- Drusilla: "Why, Angel! Where you have been? The sun is almost up, and it can be so hurtful."
BTVS // Passion
sorethumbs
- Willow: "Okay, but do they really stick out?"
Xander: "What?" Willow: "Sore thumbs, do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow, that baby is sore'?" Xander: "You have too many thoughts." BTVS // Lie to Me
sorryalmostate
- Willow: "I'm sorry about how all this ended up, with me shooting you and all."
Oz: "It's okay. I'm sorry I almost ate you." Willow: "It's okay." BTVS // Phases
specialnight
- Angelus: "Tonight's special. I wanted to look my best for
you."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
spellsduh
- Buffy: "Add it up, it all spells duh!"
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
startwithcoffee
- Drusilla: "How do you feel about eternal life?"
Xander: "We couldn't just start with a coffee?" BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
stillfuzzy
- Giles: "I think it's very clear what's happening here."
Xander: "Fill me in, then. 'Cause I've read the book, seen the movie, and I'm still fuzzy about what's going on." BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
stompyodel
- Buffy: "Are you crazy?! You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You...stomp. Or yodel."
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
storkscreen
- Xander: "Now is it time to have a talk about the facts of life?"
Giles: "You know, I'm suddenly deciding this is none of your business." Xander: "You know, 'cause that whole stork thing is a smoke screen." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
strong urge to hit
- Oz: "That kinda hurt."
Xander: "Kinda?! What was that for?" Oz: "I was on the phone all night listening to Willow cry about you. Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to hit you." BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
Stuck in my teeth
- Drusilla: "I met an old man. I didn't like him. He got stuck in my
teeth."
BTVS // Becoming 1
Studly
- Buffy: "Was he a studly?"
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
stuffedshirts
- Buffy: "Do you stuff your own shirts or do you send em out?"
BTVS // Halloween
stuffyscone
- Giles: "You have responsibilities that other girls do not."
Buffy: "Oh, I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy gimme a scone BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
sunisalmostup
- Drusilla: "Where have you been? The sun is almost up, and it can be so hurtful."
BTVS // Passion
Superwoman
- Cordy: "But, she's like this superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
Willow: "Sure, in a fascist society." Cordy: "Right! Why can't we have one of those?" BTVS // Ted
tactguy
- Xander: "Cordy, you should go with Giles."
Giles: "Why do I have to have...Uh, good thinking. I could use a research assistant." Cordelia: "Let's go, tact-guy." BTVS // Killed by Death
tactuntruethings
- Giles: "Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?"
Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." BTVS // Killed by Death
tagteam
- Spike: "Uh-uh. No fair going into the ring unless he tags you first."
BTVS // Passion
talcum
- Xander: "Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but gosh, we did that last night."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
talktodaddy
- Spike: "Come on, talk to Daddy."
BTVS // Halloween
tardysin
- Buffy: "Giles? Who counts tardiness as, like, the eighth deadly sin?"
BTVS // The Dark Age
teabags
- Willow: "I know! We could go to the Bronze and sneak in our own tea bags
and ask for hot water."
Xander: "Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail." BTVS // Reptile Boy
thelie
- Xander: "Willow. She told me to tell you..."
Buffy: "Tell me what?" Xander: "Kick his ass." BTVS // Becoming 2
therethere
- Cordelia: "Hello? Can we deal with my pain please?"
Giles: "There, there." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
thingthingthing
- Buffy: "You just say, hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing, maybe we could have a thing."
Giles: "Thank you, Cyrano." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
thirtysec
- Spike: "You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you."
BTVS // Lie to Me
throwingdown
- Xander: "That's it! Twelve years of you and I'm snappin'! I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwin' down! Come on!"
Cordelia: "I've seen you fight. And don't
think I can't take you!" Xander: "Give it your best shot." BTVS //
timeout
- Spike: "Will you hold on a second! Hey! White flag here, I quit."
Buffy: "Let me clear this up for you. We're mortal enemies. We don't get time outs." BTVS // Becoming 2
tortureyou
- Angelus: "'Cause I really wanna torture you."
BTVS // Becoming
totheliving
- Buffy: "Look, Angel, I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't. I've moved on. To the living."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
Treat
- Drusilla: “I want a treat. I neeeeed a treat.”
BTVS // Lie to
Me
troutisafish
- Xander: "That's a very interesting point about trout you just brought up now."
Giles: "Trout? Trout. Yes. A trout...is a fish. Good morning." BTVS // When She Was Bad
twicethefool
- Giles: "I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this!"
Xander: "Oh, no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this." BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
twoslayersnowaiting
- Spike: "Who the hell is this?!"
Buffy: "It's your lucky day, Spike." Kendra: "Two Slayers!" Buffy: "No waiting!" BTVS // What's My Line
ubersuck
- Buffy: "This is so unfair."
Willow: "I don't think it's that bad." Buffy: "It's the uber suck." BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
uharm
- Oz: "Uh...arm?"
BTVS // Innocence
undeadamerican
- Buffy: "You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, is that an offensive term? Should I say 'Undead American'?"
BTVS // When She Was Bad
unpredictable
- Oz: "I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night, and I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting."
Willow: "Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes." Oz: "Yeah, it helps. It creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?" Willow: "Oh, I can't!" BTVS // Surprise
upside
- Buffy: "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."
Oz: "But you're not a rat. So call it an upside." BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
veryfunny
- Spike: "Very funny, mate."
BTVS
wackinessensues
- Spike: "Let me guess. Someone pulls out the
sword..."
Angelus: "Someone worthy..." Spike: "Demon wakes
up, and wackiness ensues." BTVS // Becoming
wackyvampires
- Xander: "Those wacky vampires, that's why I love them. They just keep you guessing."
BTVS // Halloween
wakeup
- Xander: "You gotta wake up. I need you, Will. I mean, how am I
gonna pass Trig, you know? And who am I gonna call every night and talk about
everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always...I love
you."
BTVS // Becoming 2
wanttocome
- Drusilla: "We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"
BTVS // Innocence
warntadpoles
- Willow: "Don't warn the tadpoles!"
BTVS // What's My Line
welcomepretties
- Xander: "Welcome, my little pretties."
BTVS // What's My Line
whatsleft
- Angelus: "So that's everything, huh? No weapons. No friends. No
hope. Take all that away, and what's left?"
Buffy: "Me." BTVS
// Becoming 2
whitetrashcountry
- Xander: "Where are you from, the country of white trash?"
BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
whoisthatgirl
- Oz: "Who *is* that girl?"
BTVS // Halloween
willowcoffee
- Buffy: "Were you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this."
Willow: "HA HA HA HA! It makes me jumpy..." BTVS // Lie to Me
wishiwould
- Buffy: "Xander. Did I ever thank you for saving my life?"
Xander: "No." Buffy: "Don't you wish I would?" BTVS // When She Was Bad
withthatmouth
- Buffy: "Yeah, Xander was pretty much being a...Willow! Where did you learn that word? My god, you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
BTVS // Becoming
wordcorpse
- Cordelia: "Ew! Why is it that every conversation you people have has the word 'corpse' in it?"
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
worldnoend
- Oz: "Well, we know the world didn't end, 'cause...check it
out."
BTVS // Becoming 2
Worthy
- Spike: “Someone wasn’t worthy.”
BTVS // Becoming 1
wrinklies
- Spike: "Now. Any of you want to test who's got the biggest
wrinklies around here...step on up."
BTVS // School Hard
xanderdobuffy
- Jenny: "All right, guys, the first thing we're going to do is...Buffy."
Xander: "Huh? Did I fall asleep already?" BTVS // The Dark Age
xanderwillowdoctor
- Willow: "I'm good at medical stuff, since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time."
Xander: "No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong." Willow: "Wrong? Why? How did you play doctor?" BTVS // Killed by Death
xena
- Willow: "She couldn't have dressed up like Xena?"
BTVS // Halloween
yoda
- Spike: "You were my sire, man! You were my yoda! Man, I can't
believe this, you Uncle Tom!"
BTVS // School Hard
yourenotreal
- Giles: "You're not real."
Xander: "Sure I'm real." Giles: "It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want." Xander: "Then why would they make you see me?" Giles: "You're right, let's go." BTVS // Becoming Pt 2
^ Top ^
Season 3
academicachievement
- Buffy: "They're just test scores, right? What do they really mean anyway?"
Willow: "1430?! Buffy you kicked ass! Okay, so academic achievement gets me a little excited." BTVS // Lover's Walk
agelimitlycra
- Cordelia: "Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on lycra pants. And Dad, he just locked himself in the bathroom with old copies of Esquire."
BTVS // Band Candy
aha
- Willow: "Aha! Sorry. I just meant...aha!"
BTVS // Faith, Hope, and Trick
Aloneatlast
- Vamp Willow: "Alone at last."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
allgotissues
- Willow: "I wonder what our first assignment's gonna be? Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
Always
- Angel: "You still my girl?"
Buffy: "Always." BTVS // Enemies
angryattheroom
- Joyce: "It cheers up the room."
Buffy: "It's angry at the room, Mom. It wants the room to suffer." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
antonyms
- Oz: "Hey, you know, I took it last year. I could help you get ready. There's this whole trick to antonyms but...this isn't the place."
Willow: "Oz is the highest scoring person ever to not graduate." BTVS // Band Candy
areyousure
- Oz: "We're gonna make it through this."
Willow: "Are you sure?" Oz: "I sound pretty sure, don't I?" Willow: "Yeah." Oz: "Then I must be sure." Willow: "Is that just a comforting way of not answering the question?" BTVS // Graduation Day 2
attractedtomonsters
- Cordelia: "Do I look okay?"
Willow: "Oh, yeah." Cordelia: "How's my hair?" Willow: "It's good!" Cordelia: "He didn't meet anybody over the summer, did he? No, who's he gonna meet in Sunnydale, but monsters and stuff. But then again, he's always been attracted to monsters. How's my hair?" Willow: "Still good." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
badbadperson
- Willow: "It's like, all of a sudden, I'm not cool enough for you because I can't kill things with my bare hands."
::Buffy sobs:: Willow: "Oh! Oh, Buffy! Don't cry! I'm sorry! Oh, I was too hard on you! Sometimes I unleash! I don't know my own strength! It's bad! I'm bad! I'm a bad, bad, bad person!" BTVS // Consequences
bangingintofloats
- Buffy: "We have a marching jazz band?"
Oz: "Yeah, but you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, banging into floats. Scary." BTVS // Band Candy
bannedfromcampus
- Xander: "Buffy. Banned from campus, but not from our hearts. How are you and what's for lunch?"
BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
bargain
- Willow: "I'm trying to get to cute, really, but I'm still sorta stuck on strange."
Oz: "Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to eccentric with an option on cool." BTVS // Anne
barryworkingforya
- Oz: "I mean, you look great. And you got the Barry working for you. And it's all good. But when it happens, I want it to be because we both need it to for the same reason. You don't have to prove anything to me."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
beasts
- Faith: "All men are beasts, Buffy."
Buffy: "Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical until I was at least 40." Faith: "It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy, from Manimal down to Mr I-love-the-English-patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act, they're all still just in it for the chase." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
becomemarthastewart
- Buffy: "Oh, I just threw a few things together."
Cordelia: "When did you become Martha Stewart?" Buffy: "First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand cut proscuitto." Xander: "I don't believe she slays, either." Oz: "Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to." BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
Beer
- Anya: "What a day. Gimme a beer."
Bartender: "ID. ID." Anya: "I’m 1120 years old, just give me a frickin beer!" Bartender: "ID." Anya: "Give me a coke." BTVS // Doppelgangland
belgium
- Xander: "So where were you? Did you go to Belgium?"
Buffy: "Why would I go to Belgium?" Xander: "I think the relevant question is, why wouldn't you? Belgium." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
Better
- Giles: "She was truly the finest of all of us."
Xander: "Way better than me." Giles: "Much, much better." BTVS // Doppelgangland
BetterWorld
- Buffy: "You're talking an awful lot on faith here, Jeeves."
Giles: "Giles." Buffy: "Kill the bad fairy, destroy the bad fairy's power center, whatever. And all the troubles go away?" Giles: "I'm sure it's not that simple. Buffy: "World is what it is. We fight, we die, Wishing doesn't change that." Giles: "I have to believe in a better world." Buffy: "Go ahead. I have to live in this one." BTVS // The Wish
BigSister
- Faith: "Look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes."
BTVS // Graduation Day 1
Binding
- Willow: "It's a little binding. I guess vampires don't really have to breathe. Gosh, look at those."
Giles ::stammers:: BTVS // Doppelganglad
Bitch
- Vamp Willow: "Bitch."
BTVS // Dopplegangland
Bite
- Buffy: "Bite me."
BTVS // Helpless
BlackArts
- Willow: "OK. That's a little blacker than I like my arts."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
blind
- Buffy: "How did you find me here?"
Angel: "If I was blind, I would see you." BTVS // Anne
blueberry
- Giles: "You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone."
BTVS // The Prom
Boohoo
- Willow: "Well, boo hoo! Poor you!"
BTVS // Choices
Bored Now
- Vamp Willow: "Bored now."
BTVS // The Wish
bravebarf
- Willow: "You were real brave. Do you need to barf?"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
breakingprivate
- Nurse: "What are you doing?"
Buffy: "Breaking into your office and going through your personal files." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
britishflag
- Willow: "What does he want from us anyway?"
Xander: "The number of a qualified surgeon to remove the British flag from his butt?" BTVS // Revelations
buffydogfacedgirl
- Vamp!Xander: "Buffy? The slayer?"
Cordelia: "No, Buffy the dog-faced girl! Duh! Who do you think I'm talking about?" BTVS // The Wish
BumpHead
- Cordy: "Well, I bumped my head yesterday, and I keep forgetting stuff."
BTVS // The Wish
Bunny
- Sheila Rosenburg: "Oh hi, Bunny."
BTVS // Gingerbread
businessclass
- Xander: "No. You're in a band. That's like a business class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo after take-off. I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?"
Oz: "Not the way I play it." BTVS // The Zeppo
cage
- Vamp Willow: "You're in a big cage!"
BTVS // The Wish
calledintoquestion
- Buffy: "So let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it."
Joyce: "I think what my daughter's trying to say is... nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah." BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
callhimdaddy
- Buffy: "Um, actually, I do have a thing."
Angel: "Oh, a thing. A date?" Buffy: "Nice attempt at casual. Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him 'daddy'." Angel: "Oh, your father. It is your father, right?" BTVS // Helpless
candydifferent
- Xander: "I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff...nevermind."
BTVS // Bandy Candy
campusstud
- Xander: "This is not good."
Cordelia: "What's not good?" Xander: "Well, I'm just worried it might hurt my standing as campus stud when people find out I'm dating a brain." Cordelia: "Please. I have some experience in covering these things up." BTVS // Lover's Walk
carefreespirit
- Cordelia: "Oh, god, are we killing something again?"
Buffy: "Only my carefree spirit." BTVS // Bandy Candy
chaosdemon
- Spike: "And she would fliiirt! I caught her on a park bench making out with a chaos demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers, they're disgusting. She only did it to hurt me."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
chiapet
- Buffy: "You really love Xander?"
Cordelia: "Well, he kinda grows on you. Like a chia pet." BTVS // Homecoming
Chosen2
- Faith: "We're slayers, girlfriend. The chosen two."
BTVS // Bad Girls
christmascampout
- Xander: "Well, I'll be enjoying my anual Chrismas Eve campout. See, I take my sleeping bag outside and I go to sleep on the grass."
Buffy: "Sounds fun." Xander: "Yeah, I like to look at the stars, you know. Feel the whole nature vibe." Cordelia: "I thought you slept outside to avoid your family's drunken Christmas fights." Xander: "Yes, and that was a confidence I was hoping you would share with everyone." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
classprotector
- Jonathon: "So the senior class offers it's thanks, and gives you...uh...this. It's from all of us, and it has written here, 'Buffy Summers. Class Protector.'"BTVS // The Prom
classybowling
- Cordelia: "I don't know. I just thought we were gonna do something, you know, classy?"
Xander: "What's classier than bowling?" Cordelia: "Apart from everything ever?" BTVS // Lover's Walk
cletusyokel
- Willow: "740?! Verbal?! I'm pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!"
Xander: "That's right, and the fact that your 740 verbal closely resembles my combined score in no way compromises your position as village idiot." BTVS // Lover's Walk
cluckcluck
- Willow: "Have you ever noticed though, when he is mad but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird 'cluck cluck' sound with his tongue?"
Buffy: "Hi, Giles!" Willow: "Oh. Hi. Been there long?" BTVS //
cockroachproperty
- Cordelia: "There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
columdruglord
- Cordelia: "What if they were kidnapped by Columbian drug lords? They could be cutting off Xander's ear right now. Or other parts..."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
comeontogeeky
- Xander: "I don't want to come on too geeky, but okay, I'm psyched. There's gonna be some heat, if you know what I mean, so you guys might want to duck and cover. And I'm starting to be geeky."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
cordynlyle
- Lyle: "I'm gonna kill both you Slayers for this! You hear me?"
Cordelia: "I hear you, you redneck moron. You got a dress that goes with that hat?" Lyle: "I'm gonna -" Cordelia: "Rip out my innards, play with my eyeballs, boil my brain and eat it for brunch? Listen up, needle-brain. Buffy and I have taken out four of your cronies, not to mention your girlfriend." Lyle: "WIFE!" Cordelia: "Whatever. The point is, I haven't even broken a sweat. See, in the end, Buffy's just the runner-up. I'm the Queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?" Lyle: "Later." BTVS // Homecoming
coveredinmonkeyhair
- Cordelia: "I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale."
Anya: "Done." Cordelia: "That would be cool. No, wait. I wish Buffy Summers had never been born." Anya: "Done!" Cordelia: "And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair." Anya: "Done!" Cordelia: "In fact, I wish all men, except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind, disappeared off the face of the earth. That would be so cool! " BTVS // The Wish
coveredinslime
- Angel: "Hey. I'll love you even if you're covered with slime."
Buffy: "I liked everything until that part." BTVS // Earshot
Crack
- The sound of the Master cracking Buffy's neck in The Wish.
crazyflorist
- Buffy: "She even has that test to see if you're crazy that asks if you ever hear voices or if you ever wanted to be a florist."
Willow: "Oh, I used to want...wait...florist means crazy, right? I never wanted to do that." BTVS // Doppelgangland
crazykids
- Willow: "He wants me to do a love spell."
Xander: "What?" Willow: "Drusilla broke up with him." Xander: "Gee, and we'd all hoped those crazy kids would make it work." BTVS // Lover's Walk
comfortfood
- Buffy: "Great thing about being a slayer? Kicking ass is comfort food."
BTVS // The Prom
Cranky
- Vamp Willow: "You made me cranky."
BTVS // The Wish
culturalstereotype
- Xander: "Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?"
Giles: "Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense." Xander: "Okay, but you're destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
Cutloose
- Faith: "Ready to cut loose?"
BTVS // Graduation Day 1
damnweapon
- Buffy: "We are gonna get out of here, and we're gonna head back to the library, where Giles and the rest of the weapons live. Then I'm going to take out the rest of these guys, just in time for you to congratulate me on my sweeping victory as Homecoming Queen."
Cordelia: "I know what you're up to. You think if you get me mad enough I won't be so scared. And hey, it's working! Where's a damn weapon?" BTVS // Homecoming
dead
- Oz: "Well, it looks dead. Smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting."
BTVS // Dead Man's Party
deadditz
- Larry: "Okay, the entire world sucks because some dead ditz made a wish? Just want to be clear."
BTVS // The Wish
demonnerf
- Willow: "Oh, god, demon, demon! What kills a demon?"
Buffy: "Nerf! Nerf!" Willow: "Oh, nerf. Not nerf, knife!" BTVS // The Wish
describetingly
- Joyce: "You can't keep her out of school, you don't have the right."
Snyder: "I have not only the right, but also the nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I describe myself as tingly." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
deserve
- Angel: "You deserve more. You deserve something outside of demons and darkness. You should be with someone who can take you into the light. Someone who can make love to you."
BTVS // The Prom
donthavetoproveanything
- Willow: "I-I-I'm ready."
Oz: "Okay, well, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not." Willow: "Are you scared? 'Cause I thought you had-" Oz: "No, I have, but this is different. I mean, you look great and you got the Barry working for you, and it's all...good, but...when it happens, I want it to be because we both need it to, for the same reason. You don't have to prove anything to me." BTVS // Amends
dothistome
- Buffy: "Who are you? How could you do this to me?"
Giles: "I am deeply sorry, Buffy, and you have to understand-" Buffy: "If you touch me, I'll kill you." BTVS // Helpless
downlowtickle
- Faith: "You like him. And when you think about him, you get that good, down low tickle, right?"
Buffy: "Yeah, I guess...how low?" Faith: "You tell me." Buffy: "How about not?" BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
drinkme
- Buffy: "Drink me."
BTVS // Graduation Day 2
drivespaz
- Snyder: "Woah, Summers, you drive like a spaz!"
BTVS // Bandy Candy
Drugs
- Willow: "Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did yah?"
BTVS // Doppelgangland
DumbWorld
- Vamp Willow: "No. This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains and you can ride them like ponies."
BTVS // Doppelegangland
earlobepez
- Xander: "We're just very good friends, who like to hang out, and can I kiss your earlobe?"
Willow: "No! Well, okay. No! Pez!" BTVS // Lover's Walk
earthlogic
- Buffy: "Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic."
Xander: "Mine's much more advanced." BTVS // The Wish
eather
- Mayor Wilkins: "That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her."
BTVS // Graduation Day
ebolavirus
- Angel: "Well...he's not crazy about germs."
Cordelia: "Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs." Buffy: "Great. We'll get him cornered and then you can sneeze on him." Cordelia: "No! No, we'll get a container of Ebola virus and...and, uh...or, it doesn't even have to be real, we can just get a box that says 'Ebola' on it, and, uh, chase him. With the box." Xander: "I'm starting to lean to the hummus offensive." Oz: "He'll never see it coming." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
evilchurch
- Xander: "Woah, smells like church in here. No, wait. Evil church."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
evilskankygay
- Willow: "I'm so evil, and skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay."
Buffy: "Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was." Angel: "Well, actually...that's a good point." BTVS // Doppelgangland
evilwillowhand
- Willow: "Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands, hands!"
BTVS // Doppelgangland
excitingobssession
- Xander: "I need a thing. One thing nobody else has. What do I have?"
Oz: "An exciting new obsession. Which I feel makes you very special." BTVS // The Zeppo
F-uh
- Faith: "Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give 'em a good UH!"
BTVS // Bad Girls
Fad2
- Giles: "Who said you could interrupt, you stupid, useless fad. Yeah, I said fad, and I'll say it again."
BTVS // Gingerbread
faithchristmas
- Faith: "So, it's about 118 degrees, and I'm sleeping without a stitch on. And all of a sudden I hear this screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus is broke down and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher's comes up, and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow when all of a sudden the cops pull up, and they arrested us both."
Xander: "Wow. They should film that story and show it every Christmas." BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
faithful-yeller
- Xander: "She just means, you know, the geiser. You're like a geiser of fun that goes off at regular intervals."
Willow: "That's Old Faithful." Xander: "Isn't that the dog that the guy had to shoot?" Willow: "That's Old YELLER." Buffy: "Xander, I beg you not to help me." BTVS // Doppelgangland
farmchicken
- Buffy: "Look. A box full of farm fresh chicken."
BTVS // Band Candy
fatherslove
- Quentin: "I've reccomended to the council, and they've agreed, that you be relieved of your duties as watcher immediately. You're fired."
Giles: "On what grounds?" Quentin: "Your affection for your charge has rendered you incapable of clear and impartial judgement. You have a father's love for the child, and that is useless to the cause." BTVS // Helpless
feltcheap
- Vamp Xander: "It was too easy."
Vamp Willow: "I felt cheap." BTVS // The Wish
festerfree
- Willow: "I've been letting things fester. And I don't like it. I wanna be fester free."
BTVS // Consequences
findthefun
- Willow: "You really do need to find the fun, B...uffy."
BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
firebad
- Buffy: "Fire bad. Tree pretty."
BTVS // Graduation Day 2
firstsucceed
- Spike: "Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him, and you'll try again."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
fivebyfive
- Faith: "Five by Five."
BTVS // Revelations
Flutter
- Giles: “Will you stop fluttering about?”
BTVS // The Prom
ForcePlay
- Vamp Willow:"If you don't want to play, guess I can't force you. Wait... I can."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
forgotyourlines
- Oz: "You ever have that dream where you're in a play, and it's the middle of the play, and you really don't know your lines, and you kinda don't know the plot?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
foxyladies
- Snyder: "Woah. There are some foxy ladies here tonight!"
BTVS // Band Candy
freakharpy
- Willow: "I'm sorry. Quitter."
Buffy: "Whiner." Willow: "Bailer." Buffy: "Harpy." Willow: "Delinquent." Buffy: "Tramp." Willow: "Bad seed." Buffy: "Witch." Willow: "Freak!" BTVS // Dead Man's Party
fruitjello
- Scott: "Hey, I can't back you on that lunch. Nutritional demerits."
Buffy: "My stomach doesn't want hard food today. But there's fruit in it." Scott: "Those are marshmallows." Buffy: "Oh." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
fryawitch
- Amy: "Alright, you wanna fry a witch? I'll give you a witch! Goddess Hecate, work they will!"
Buffy: "Uh-oh..." Amy: "Before thee let the unclean thing crawl!" BTVS // Gingerbread
fulldeck
- Giles: "What you must realize, Buffy, is that you and Faith have very different temperaments."
Buffy: "Yeah, and mine's the sane one. Girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three." BTVS // Faith, Hope, and Trick
funcork
- Faith: "Obviously something in your bottle needs uncorking."
BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
funnypictures
- Buffy: "Why do I put up with this?"
Giles: "Because it is your destiny, and because I just bought 20 cocorific candy bars." Buffy: "Okay, you're just doing this to take funny pictures of me." BTVS // Band Candy
gameover
- Buffy: "Game over."
BTVS // Bad Girls
getawayfromme
- Oz: "Get away from me."
BTVS // Beauty and the Beast
Getoffme
- Vamp Willow: "Get off me!"
BTVS // Doppelgangland
ghandi
- Buffy: "Wanna see my impression of Ghandi?" ::THWACK!::
Lily: "Ghandi?" Buffy: "Well, you know, if he was really pissed off." BTVS // Anne
givemelip
- Buffy: "I'd like to find Willow and Xander."
Joyce: "Will you be slaying?" Buffy: "Only if they give me lip." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
Giveusakiss
- Faith: "Give us a kiss."
BTVS // Graduation Day 1
giveyouascare
- Giles: "We have to find Buffy. Something terrible has happened. Just kidding, thought I'd give you a scare."
BTVS // Homecoming
goactbaity
- Xander: "Go away, this is my hiding spot."
Cordelia: "Where do I hide?" Xander: "You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
goldstar
- Quentin: "Congratulations. You passed. You exhibited extraordinary courage and clear headedness in battle. The council is very pleased."
Buffy: "Do I get a gold star?" BTVS // Helpless
Grad
- The Mayor's graduation speech.
BTVS // Graduation Day 2
Group Hug
- Willow: "OK. Oxygen becoming an issue."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
hadawoman
- Spike: "I haven't had a woman in weeks."
Willow: "Woah, no, hold it!" Spike: "Unless you count the shopkeeper." BTVS // Lover's Walk
hadtobethere
- Spike: "We killed a homeless man on this bench, me and Dru. That was a good time. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder."
Buffy: "I guess you had to be there." BTVS // Lover's Walk
halfmonty
- Willow: "Okay, well, it's not for you. It's for me. 'Cause I'm still getting used to half a monty."
Xander: "Oh, good. Half? You and Oz? Which half?" Willow: "Wouldn't you like to know." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
Hands
- Xander: “Uh, Will, this is verging on naughty touching here. Don’t want to fall back on bad habits. Hands! Hands in new places!”
BTVS // Doppelgangland
hanglikealoser
- Cordelia: "I mean, you got fired and you still hang around like a big loser, why can't he?"
BTVS // Graduation Day 2
hannukaspirit
- Xander: "That's the Christmas spirit."
Willow: "Hello, still Jewish. Hannukah spirit, I believe that was." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
hastobe
- Anyanka: "You trusting fool! How do you know the other world is any better than this?"
Giles: "Because it has to be." BTVS // The Wish
headexploded
- Giles: "I expect your mother will want to hang it on the refrigerator."
Buffy: "Yeah. She saw these scores and her head spun around and exploded." Giles: "I've been on the hellmouth too long. That was metaphorical?" Buffy: "Yes. She was happy." BTVS // Lover's Walk
headstart
- Cordelia: "I cannot win!"
Xander: "Probably not. But I'll give you a headstart." BTVS // The Wish
hearthreat
- Faith: "What are you getting so strung out for, B?"
Buffy: "Why are your lips still moving, F?" Faith: "Did I just hear a threat?" Buffy: "Would you like to?" Faith: "Wow. Think you can take me?" Buffy: "Yes." BTVS // Faith Hope and Trick
hellmouthincleveland
- Giles: "Yes, I understand, but it's imperative that I see her, here. Well, when will you? Well, you are her watcher, I'd expect her to at least check in...yes, I'm aware that there's a great deal of demonic activity in Cleveland. Well, it happens, you know, that Sunnydale is on a Hellmouth. It is so! Well, just give her the message...if you ever see her again."
BTVS // The Wish
heyimwalkinghere
- Willow: "This is good. This is...hey, we're Seniors! Hey, I'm walking here!"
BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
hilfiger
- Cordelia: "Yeah, but the outfits suck. This whole Rambo thing is so over. I'm thinking more sporty. Like Hilfiger, maybe."
BTVS // Dead Man's Party
home
- Spike: "Home sweet home."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
homelessmanbench
- Spike: "We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know that only made her bite harder."
Buffy: "I guess you had to be there." BTVS // Lover's Walk
hootenanny
- Oz: "We should figure out what kind of deal this is. I mean, is this a gathering, a shindig, or a hootenanny?"
Cordelia: "What's the difference?" Oz: "Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings. Shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage. And a hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
hormonesincheck
- Xander: "Do you really need to resort to the Black Arts to keep our hormones in check?"
Willow: "At this point, I'm thinking no." BTVS // Lover's Walk
horsearound
- Oz: "Well, victim number one, Jeff. He was in jazz band with us, they used to horse around."
Faith: "They were screwing?" Oz: "I don't...think so, but he hid her music comp book once." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
hotcakes
- Willow: "I went to like, four houses and they were gone. It's like trick or treating in reverse."
Xander: "I know, these things are selling like hot cakes. Which is ironic 'cause the hotcakes really aren't moving." BTVS // Band Candy
howcanihelpyou
- Buffy: "Angel, how can I help you?"
Angel: "Leave me alone!" BTVS // Amends
howthick
- Angel: "We still need him to find the others."
Buffy: "Need him? He's probably just got 'em locked up in the factory." Spike: "Well, hey, how thick do you think I am?" BTVS // Lover's Walk
hummus
- Cordelia: "I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan."
Oz: "We attack the mayor with hummus." Cordelia: "I stand corrected." Oz: "Just keeping things in perspective." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
humpleg
- Faith: "Hey, as long as you don't go scratching at me or humping my
leg, we're five by five, you know?"
Oz: "Fair enough." BTVS //
Faith, Hope and Trick
hungryhorny
- Faith: "God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slaying just
always makes you hungry and horny?"
BTVS // Faith Hope and Trick
huntkill
- Master: "Hunt and kill, hunt and kill. Titilating? Yes. Practical?
Hardly."
BTVS // The Wish
icecool
- Oz: "Ice is cool. It's water, but it's not."
BTVS // Helpless
ihopeyoudie
- Anya: "Fine, you know what? I hope you die! Aren't we gonna kiss?"
BTVS // Graduation Day
imafunnyguy
- Angel: "A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful."
Buffy: "Like, say, immortality?" Angel: "Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that." Buffy: "Funny." Angel: "I'm a funny guy." BTVS // Earshot
Impressionable
- Wesley: “While the last thing I wish to do is model bad behavior in
front of impressionable youth…”
BTVS // The Prom
imtheprincipal
- Snyder: "Did you see Ms Barton? I think she's wasted. I'm gonna have to put that in her next performance review, 'cause I'm the principal!"
BTVS // Band Candy
inbreeding
- Xander: "Cordy, what's up?"
Cordelia: "I demand an explanation." Xander: "For what?" Cordelia: "Wesley." Xander: "Um...Inbreeding?"
BTVS // Graduation Day 2
Insanelaugh
- Spike's insane laughter from Lover’s Walk
Ireign
- Harmony: "Cordy, you reign."
Cordy: "I do? I mean, I
do." BTVS // The Wish
isitevil
- First!Jenny: "You have no idea what you're dealing with."
Buffy: "Let me guess. Is it evil?" Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
jazzband
- Buffy: "We have a marching jazzband?"
Oz: "Yeah, but you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, banging into floats. Scary." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
jellies
- Giles: "All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on the...did you eat all the jellies? I always have a jelly. I'm always the one who says, 'Let's haveA a jelly in the mix'."
BTVS // The Zeppo
Jello
- Xander: “Jello!”
BTVS // Earshot
justlikefun
- Faith: "You're gonna love it, B. It's just like fun. Only boring."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
justmakingout
- Cordelia: "I bet it's nothing, they're probably just making out."
Willow: "That's not what making out sounds like. Unless I'm doing it wrong?" BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
keepwarm
- Faith: "Don't worry, big guy, just keeping her warm for you."
BTVS // Enemies
killbecome
- Faith: "What are you gonna do, B, kill me? You become me. You're not ready for that. Yet."
BTVS // Enemies
killedhim
- Buffy: "So I told him that I loved him and I kissed him and I killed him."
BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
Killedme
- Faith: "You did it. You killed me, B. Still won't help your boy though. Should've been there B. Quite a ride."
BTVS // Graduation Day 1
kimmono
- Buffy: "We can't actually do any of those things. You'd lose your soul, and besides, I don't even own a kimmono."
BTVS // Enemies
kindaloveyou
- Buffy: "I kinda love you."
BTVS // Choices
kinksorvanilla
- Faith: "Well, like how then? Lights on or off? Kinks or vanilla?"
BTVS // Consequences
kneemarks
- Cordelia: "I still have kneemarks on my back."
BTVS // Earshot
knifebutter
- Buffy: "You remember this? I took it from Faith. Stuck it in her gut. It just slid in her like she was butter. You wanna get it back from me? DICK?"
BTVS // Graduation Day 2
kryptonite
- Xander: "Maybe what we should be looking for is something like, um, slayer kryptonite."
Oz: "Faulty metaphor. Kryptonite kills." Xander: "You're assuming I meant the green kryptonite. I was referring, of course, to the red kryptonite, which drains kryptonite of his powers." Oz: "Wrong, the gold kryptonite's the power sucker. The red kryptonite mutates Superman into some sort of weird-" Buffy: "Guys? Reality." BTVS // Helpless
lackscredibility
- Vamp Henchman: "Nobody cause any trouble, or try to leave, and nobody gets hurt."
Angel: "Why don't I believe him?" Oz: "Well, he lacks credibility." BTVS // Doppelgangland
lawyercurse
- Willow: "Ah-ha! A curse on slayers! Oh, no...wait...it's lawyers."
BTVS // Helpless
learnedtobeafraid
- Xander: "They say young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid."
BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
Leather
- Cordy: "What's with you two and the leather?"
BTVS // The Wish
leavepositive
- Cordelia: "Well, I think this is great! Now you can leave, and never come back! I mean that in a positive way."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
Leaving
- Vamp Willow: "Leaving now."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
leprechauns
- Buffy: "Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in. Coincidence and leprechauns."
Giles: "Well, Buffy, it's entirely possible that they both arrived here by chance simultaneously." Buffy: "Okay, but I was right about the leprechauns, right?" Giles: "As far as I know." Buffy: "Good." BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
Lessfun
- Vamp Willow: "This is the part that's less fun... when there isn't any screaming."
BTVS // The Wish
lesstopless
- Willow: "I don't like this. They could have heart attacks."
Buffy: "Well, maybe there's a doctor here." Willow: "I think that IS my doctor. He's usually less topless." BTVS // Band Candy
lifeasaloser
- Cordelia: "That's so cute, planning life as a loser? Most people just turn out that way, but you're really taking charge."
Xander: "The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone. Who, uh, incidentally won't be needing a higher education when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear." Cordelia: "Well, Xander, I could dress more like you, but, oh, my father has a job." BTVS // Bad Girls
lifesuck
- Buffy: "My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it."
BTVS // Earshot
lifewithyou
- Buffy: "I want my life to be with you."
Angel: "I don't." BTVS // The Prom
liketokillpeople
- Willow: "Plus, you'll definitely ace her on the psych test. Just don't mark the box that says, 'I sometimes like to kill people.'"
BTVS // Doppelgangland
littleoldladies
- Buffy: "You and Xander are going to have to work together now. Can you guys handle that?"
Xander: "I'm still key guy, right?" Buffy: "Right." Xander: "Great. Then Angel, in his non-key guy capacity, can work with me." Angel: "What fun." Xander: "Hey. Key guy still talking here." Buffy: "Oh, that's good, start bickering. That's gonna look great for us. You guys are like little old ladies." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
lockcage
- Oz: "And I'll...go lock myself in the cage."
BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
lockermaterial
- Xander: "Hey. Those are from the pier."
Cordelia: "Yeah. I just got 'em developed." Xander: "There's pictures...of me...in your locker. I never knew I was locker door material." Cordelia: "Well, just barely. Besides, I look really cute in those pictures." BTVS // Lover's Walk
lovebitch
- Spike: "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in
love until it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate
each other til it makes you quiver but you'll never be friends. Love isn't
brains children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I
may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
BTVS //
Lover's Walk
lovefunnything
- Spike: "Love's a funny thing."
BTVS // Lover's walk
lovesbitch
- Spike: "I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit
it."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
lowestmortalityrate
- Jonathon: "We're proud to say that the class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history."
BTVS // The Prom
luckyday
- Faith: "Son of a bitch, it's my lucky day."
BTVS // Revelations
lustbunnies
- Faith: "Check out the lust bunnies."
BTVS // Enemies
manningdrivethruwindow
- Willow: "Buffy, hey! Did you get your SAT scores?"
Xander: "By the look on your face, I'm guessing you and I are gonna be manning the drivethru window side by side." BTVS // Lover's Walk
manythings
- Buffy: "Why don't I just put a stake through her heart?"
Giles: "She's not a vampire." Buffy: "Yeah, well, you'd be surprised how many things that'll kill." BTVS // The Wish
marchingarmy
- Xander: "The band, yeah. They're great. They march."
Willow: "Like an army. Except with music instead of bullets, and usually no one dies." BTVS // Band Candy
marshmallows
- Spike: "You got any of those little marshmallows?"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
Mochas
- Willow: "Hey! You want to go to the espresso pump, and get sugared up on mochas?!"
BTVS // Choices
morelikebuffy
- Faith: "Everyone always asks, 'why can't you be more like Buffy?' But did anyone ever ask if you could be more like me?!"
BTVS // Enemies
Myway
- Spike: “Each charted course. Each little step. Along the highway.
And more. Much more than this. I did it my way!”
BTVS // Lover’s
Walk
Naked Girls
- Xander: (thoughts) “What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four time five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me.”
Buffy: “God, Xander, is that all you think about?” Xander: “Actually… bye!” BTVS // Earshot
nametag
- Cordelia: "Yeah! Neato! Now you can run along and tell all of your friends how Cordy finally GOT HERS! How she has to work part time just to get a lousy prom dress on layaway! And how she has to wear a nametag! Oh! I'm a nametag person! Don't leave that out, the story just wouldn't have the same punch."
BTVS // The Prom
neveragain
- Buffy: "Don't EVER do that again."
BTVS // Homecoming
newslayer
- Oz: "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new slayer in town."
BTVS // Faith Hope and Trick
newtrainideas
- Giles: "Now wait five seconds, then throw the ball at me."
Buffy: "You ran out of new training ideas about a week ago, huh?" BTVS // Band Candy
nofun
- Vamp Willow: "No fun. She didn't even hardly fight."
BTVS // The Wish
Nolike
- Vamp Willow: "I don't like you."
BTVS // The Wish
noncommital
- Xander: "What is the essence of cool?"
Oz: "I'm not sure." Xander: "I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that?" Oz: "Am I?" Xander: "Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, noncommital phrases?" Oz: "Could be." BTVS // The Zeppo
nophonenowrite
- Cordelia: "You don't phone, you don't write. Where's the love?"
BTVS // Homecoming
norash
- Giles: "Please don't do anything rash."
Buffy: "Anything rash meaning...?" Giles: "Are you planning on seeing Angel?" Buffy: "Yes, actually. Look, but there's not gonna be any rash. Anywhere." BTVS // Lover's Walk
nosuck
- Faith: "Tell me you don't get off on this."
Buffy: "Didn't suck." BTVS // Bad Girls
Nosucking
- Willow: “And suddenly I’m thinking sucking isn’t a good word to use…”
BTVS // Choices
notbright
- Vamp Xander: "Not too bright, book guy."
BTVS // The Wish
notdemonenough
- Spike: "It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything. I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care!"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
nothingmadeherhappy
- Spike: "I gave her everything! Beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy!"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
nothingtogiveyou
- Willow: "I don't have anything to give you."
Oz: "Yeah, you do." BTVS // Lover's Walk
notinvited
- Spike: "Yeah. You're not invited!"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
occasion
- Willow: "What's this?"
Oz: "It's a gift." Willow: "What's the occasion?" Oz: "Pretty much you are." Willow: ::whimper:: BTVS // Lover's Walk
Ointment
- Faith: "Scott!? There you are honey. Hey, good news, doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment."
BTVS // Homecoming
oneslayerguy
- Faith: "Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always new you weren't
really a one slayer guy."
BTVS //
Consequences
overreacting
- Giles: "We could ask Faith to watch over him."
Oz: "Well, you're having a slayer watch me? Good we're not over reacting." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
Ozthoughts
- Oz: (thoughts) “I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist." (aloud) "Huh.”
BTVS // Earshot
packlikeme
- Buffy: "Okay, but you're just going for a few days, right? You're not gonna settle there and grow crops or anything?"
Giles: "What? My gear? No, this is basic necessities." Buffy: "Giles, you pack like me." BTVS // Lover's Walk
peaches
- Spike: "It doesn't work like that, Peaches. And when did you get all soul-having again? I thought you outgrew that."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
penismetaphor
- Buffy: "What is this?"
Xander: "What do you mean, what is it? It's my thing!" Willow: "Your thing?" Xander: "My thing!" Buffy: "Is this a penis metaphor?" BTVS // The Zeppo
perfectlyawkward
- Willow: "It's perfect in an awkward, uncomfortable sort of way."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
pezwitch
- Willow: "It's a little Pez witch!"
Oz: "It's kind of a 'theme' present. Do you like it?" Willow: "I like! I more than like! Oz, this is probably the sweetest-we have to find a little Pez werewolf so little Pez witch can have a boyfriend." Oz: "I don't think they make a werewolf pez. Might have to settle for a cartoon dog." BTVS // Lover's Walk
pinktaffeta
- Giles: "And I shall be wearing pink taffeta, as chanelle will not
go with my complexion. Can we PLEASE talk about the Ascension?"
BTVS //
The Prom
Playwell
- Buffy: "I don't play well with others."
BTVS // The Wish
pointysticks
- Buffy: "Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye."
BTVS // Dead Man's Party
pretendtocare
- Willow: "Oz."
Oz: "What?" Willow: "Could you just pretend to care about what's happening, please?" Oz: "You think I don't care?" Willow: "I think we could be dead in two days time, and you're being ironic detachment guy." Oz: "Would it help you if I panicked?" Willow: "Yes! It'd be swell. Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis and everything's really scary now, you know, and I don't know what's gonna happen. And there's all sorts of things that you're supposed to get to do after high school and I was really looking forward to doing them and now we're probably just gonna die and I'd like to feel that maybe you would-" ::kiss:: Willow: "What are you doing?" Oz: "Panicking." BTVS // Graduation Day
qualityrage
- Faith: "Man, guys should break up with you more often."
Buffy: "Gee, thank you." Faith: "No, I mean it. You really got some quality rage going. It really gives you an edge." Buffy: "Edge girl. Just what I always wanted to be." BTVS // Homecoming
Questionme
- Willow: "I don't like that you dare question me. Maybe I'll have my minions take you out back and kill you horribly."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
quietmoment
- Willow: "I feel different, you know? I guess that makes sense. Do you feel different? No, well, you already...probably no big change for you. It was nice. Was it nice? Should this be a quiet moment?"
Oz: "I know exactly what you mean." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
quiteamuffin
- Buffy: "He is nice, and he's funny."
Faith: "And quite a muffin." Buffy: "Blueberry with that crunchy munchy stuff on top." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
raisehand
- Buffy: "Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles."
Faith: "I've seen him. If I had known they came that young and cute, I'd have requested a transfer." Buffy: "Raise your hand if ew." BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
rejoice
- Cordelia: "What's the plan?"
Xander: "The vampire attacks you." Cordelia: "And then what?" Xander: "The vampire kills you. We watch. We rejoice." BTVS // Anne
rentedshoes
- Willow: "It's a very intimate situation. It's all sexy with the smoke and the sweating and the shoe rental."
Xander: "You're turned on by rented shoes?" Willow: "That's not the issue." BTVS // Lover's Walk
residualwerewolf
- Oz: "It's Willow. She's nearby."
Cordelia: "What? You can smell her? She doesn't even wear perfume." Oz: "She's afraid." Cordelia: "Oh, my god, is this some sort of residual werewolf thing? This is very disturbing." Oz: "I really agree." BTVS // Lover's Walk
rhythmically
- Oz: "I don't know, I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down."
Xander: "We're losing half the vamps." Oz: "Yeah, but rhythmically." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
Ride
- Cordy: "Oh, absolutely. I am ready to ride."
BTVS // The Wish
rippersod
- Giles: "You listen to me. I'm your watcher, so you do what I tell you. So sod off!"
BTVS // Band Candy
riseandshine
- Faith: "Rise and shine, people."
Buffy: "It's your wake up call." BTVS // Bad Girls
roadie
- Devon: "We need a roadie. Other bands have roadies."
Oz: "Well, other bands know more than three chords. Professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven completely different chords." Devon: "That's just, like, fruity jazz bands." BTVS // Doppelgangland
sadisticjellydonut
- Giles: "Clearly we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal."
Oz: "Present. Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing's impeccable." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
sarcasticvoice
- Oz: "Well, I can see why you'd be upset. Oh, that was my sarcastic voice."
Oz: "You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice." Oz: "I've been told that." BTVS // Lover's Walk
scartissue
- Buffy: "What about you?"
Faith: "Scar tissue. It fades. It all fades." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
scream
- Willow: "A human?! Oh yeah? Could a human do this?
::screams::"
Anya: "Sure. Yeah, humans do that." Vampire:
"Yeah, I think, yeah." BTVS // Doppelgangland
screamer
- Faith: "Before we get started, I just want you to know. If you're a screamer? Feel free."
BTVS // Enemies
secondcoming
- Buffy: "Is this a 'get in my pants' thing? You guys in Sunnydale talk like I'm the Second Coming."
BTVS // The Wish
seetakeforget
- Faith: "I see. I want. I take. I forget."
BTVS // Consequences
seldomifever
- Xander: "I woke up to the day with this feeling in my gut. I just know there is no way I'm getting out of this school alive."
Cordelia: "Wow. You've really mastered the power of positive giving up." Xander: "I've been lucky too many times. My number's coming up. And I was short! One more rotation, and I'm shipping stateside. You know what I mean?" Cordelia: "Seldom, if ever." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
sexwithgiles
- Buffy: "You had sex with Giles? You had sex with Giles?!"
Joyce: "It was the candy, we were teenagers!" Buffy: "On the hood of a police car?" Joyce: "I'll be downstairs. You feel better." Buffy: "TWICE?!" BTVS // Earshot
sexwithmom
- Buffy: "We can work out after school. You know. If you're not too busy having sex with MY MOTHER!"
BTVS // Earshot
shameonyou
- Buffy: "What are we doing? What are you doing?!"
Angel: "I don't know." Buffy: "Shame on you!" BTVS // Revelations
shellloser
- Buffy: "You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
sixthgradefireman
- Willow: "But you said you wished that these feelings could just go away!"
Xander: "I wish for a lot of things! I told you I wished I was a fireman when we were in the sixth grade, but you didn't follow through on that!"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
slayertaste
- Angelus: "It's good to have the taste of a slayer back in my mouth. It's just like cigarettes, you know? Just when I thought I quit.."
BTVS // Enemies
slipperyweasel
- Willow: "Slippery weasel!"
BTVS // Earshot
sneakupcrime
- Xander: "We're doing crime here! You don't sneak up during crime!"
BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
snuggles
- Willow: "No more snuggles?!"
BTVS // Doppelgangland
sockpuppet
- Oz: "Anya, huh? Interesting choice."
Xander: "Choice is kind of a broad term for my situation. See, it's either Anya, or the Sock Puppet of Love for this boy. (In puppet voice) 'I love you, Xander. I'll never leave you.'" Willow: "Well, if Anya tries to get you killed, put me down for a big 'I told ya so.'" Xander: (Still in puppet) "Who's this Anya? Is she prettier than ME?!" BTVS // The Prom
sofa
- Anya: "I swear I am just trying to find my necklace."
Willow: "Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in HELL?" BTVS // Doppelgangland
sohard
- Buffy: "I hate that it's so hard. And that you can hurt me so much."
BTVS // Amends
soisaidfine
- Spike: "And so I said, 'You know, I don't have to put up with this.' And she said 'Fine!' So I said, 'Fine, do whatever you like!' I thought we were gonna make up!"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
somethingonneck
- Cordelia: "What? Do I have something on my neck?"
Evil Willow: "Not yet." BTVS // Doppelgangland
sostoked
- Buffy: "Principal Snyder?!"
Snyder: "Call me Snyder. Just a last name, like Barbarino. Oh, I am so stoked!" BTVS // Band Candy
sothoughtful
- Willow: "It's just so thoughtful."
Oz: "Well, I think of you." BTVS // Lover's Walk
spatula
- Buffy: "Cor, the gun! Cordelia, the spatula."
BTVS // Homecoming
specialcordyplace
- Cordelia: "Where have I been?"
Xander: "In your special place, Cor, which is why I adore you." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
specialoccasion
- Oz: "Once again the hellmouth puts the 'special' into special occasion."
BTVS // The Prom
spelldabblage
- Willow: "Sage, I love that smell. And Marnox root, you know a smidge of this mixed with a virgin's saliva...does something I know nothing about."
Giles: "These forces are not something that one plays around with. Willow, what have you been conjuring?" Willow: "Nothing! Much. Well, you know, I tried the spell to cure Angel, and I guess that was a bust. But since then, you know, small stuff. Floating feather, fire out of ice, which next time I won't try on the bedspread. Are you mad at me?" Giles: "No, of course not. If I were, I'd be making a strange clucking sound with my tongue." BTVS //
spikescream
- Spike screaming
BTVS // Lover's Walk
spotofviolence
- Spike: "Good spot of violence before bedtime."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
startinsomething
- Jack: "You wanna be startin' something?"
Xander: "What? Startin' something? Like that Michael Jackson song, right? That was a lot of fun. 'Too high, kid, get over, yeah yeah'? Remember that fun song?" BTVS // The Zeppo
Stay with me
- Buffy: "Stay with me?"
Angel: "Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me." BTVS // Anne
steercurves
- Faith: "Don't worry, I'll steer you around the curves."
BTVS // The Zeppo
stillbefriends
- Spike: "So I said, 'I'm not putting up with this anymore.' And she said 'Fine.' And I said, 'Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!' And then she said...she said we could still be friends. God, I'm so unhappy."
Willow: "There, there." Spike: "I mean, friends! How could she be so cruel?" BTVS // Lover's Walk
Stilltogether
- Cordy: "NO. No. No way! I wish us into bizaro-land and you guys are still together?"
BTVS // The Wish
Strangers
- Vamp Willow: "I'm not supposed to talk to strangers."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
suckerwobbles
- Xander: "Man, this sucker wobbles but he won't fall down."
BTVS // Dead Man's Party
suckundercover
- Buffy: "You know, I just, I woke up and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, 'Hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change.' I'm dirty. I'm bad with the sex and the envy and that loud music us kids listen to now-a-days. Oh, I just suck at undercover."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
sugaredup
- Willow: "Hey! You wanna go to the Expresso Pump and get sugared up on mochas?"
BTVS // Doppelgangland
survived
- Oz: "Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived."
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle." Oz: "Not the battle. High school. We're taking a moment. And we're done." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
sweaty
- Xander: "Buffy and Faith are in the library gettin' all sweaty."
BTVS // Homecoming
taikwondoe
- Snyder: "She whupped you good, huh? I can do that. I took tai kwon doe at the 'Y'."
BTVS // Band Candy
takechargeman
- Buffy: "I just love it when you take charge, you man, you."
BTVS // Graduation Day
takingamoment
- Oz: "Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived."
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle." Oz: "Not that battle. High school. We're taking a moment. And we're done." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
talktoherpeople
- Vamp!Xander: "Isn't that what they called the slayer?"
Vamp!Willow: "Buffy, ooh, scary." Vamp!Xander: "Someone has to talk to her people. That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts." BTVS // The Wish
tallfuzzyhats
- Snyder: "You will sell it to raise money for the marching band. They need new uniforms."
Xander: "Yeah, those tall fuzzy hats ain't cheap, huh?" Oz: "But they go with everything." BTVS // Band Candy
teacozy
- Buffy: "I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one."
BTVS // Anne
testy
- Buffy: "Now, I'm gonna ask you this once, and then I'm gonna get testy."
BTVS // The Wish
thingworthsaving
- Angel: "Am I a thing worth saving? Am I righteous man?!"
BTVS // Amends
thinkingofher
- Spike: "It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care!"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
thisbig
- Buffy: "Couldn't we just let this be the vamp that got away? We could say he was THIS big."
BTVS // The Prom
thoughtiwasbuffy
- Oz: "Any change?"
Willow: "He's delirious. He thought I was Buffy." Oz: "You too, huh?" BTVS // Graduation Day 2
tiemeup
- Buffy: "You had to tie me up to beat me. There's a word for people like you, Faith. LOSER."
BTVS // Enemies
timewarp
- Buffy: "Let's do the time warp again."
Willow: "Maybe there's a reunion in town, or a Billy Joel tour or something." BTVS // Band Candy
tistheseason
- Buffy: "I like the lights."
Faith: "Yeah. Well, 'tis the season, whatever that means." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
toomuchtoask
- Spike: "She just left! She didn't even care enough to cut off my
head or set me on fire! I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little
sign that she cared?"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
triedgoaway
- Buffy: "I love you so much and I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn't help."
BTVS // Amends
trustsomeguys
- Faith: "You can't trust guys."
Buffy: "You can trust some guys. Really, I've read about them." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
Tryme
- Buffy: "There's a cure."
Faith: "Damn. What is it?" Buffy: "Your blood. As justice goes, it's not unpoetic, don'tcha think?" Faith: "Come to get me? You're going to feed me to Angel? You know you're not going to take me alive." Buffy: "Not a problem." Faith: "Look at you. All dressed up in big sisters' clothes." Buffy: "You told me I was just like you -- but I was holding it in." Faith: "Ready to cut loose?" Buffy: "Try me." Faith: "OK then. Give us a kiss." BTVS // Graduation Day 1
undeadbooty
- Willow: "Still, we were getting good. We dusted 9 out of 10."
Oz: "6 out of 10." Willow: "6 out of 10." Xander: "Whatever, we were kicking some undead booty." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
undercover
- Buffy: "You know, I just...I woke up and I looked in the mirror and I thought, 'Hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change!' I'm...I'm dirty. I'm bad with the sex and the envy and that, that loud music us listen to nowadays. Oh, I just suck at undercover."
BTVS // Anne
unlifeyaknow
- Spike: "So I said, 'I'm not putting up with this anymore.' And she said 'Fine.' And I said, 'Yeah, I have an unlife, ya know!'"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
upithpeople
- Faith: "You up for it?"
Xander: "Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up. It's just I've never been up with people before." BTVS // The Zeppo
vapid
- Buffy: "Vapid whore!"
BTVS // Homecoming
vulcandeathgrip
- Cordelia: "Are you kidding? I've been doing the Vulcan death grip since I was 4."
BTVS // Homecoming
wannabebad
- Vamp Willow: "But I don't know. I kinda like the idea of the two of us. We could be quiet a team if you came around to my way of thinking."
Willow: "Would that mean we have to snuggle?" Vamp Willow: "What do you say? Wanna be bad?" Willow: "This just can't get more disturbing. Ack! Ew! No more!" BTVS // Doppelgangland
wantlifewithyou
- Buffy: "I want my life to be with you."
Angel: "I don't." BTVS // The Prom
Wanttakehave
- Faith: "When are you going to get this, B? The life of a slayer if very simple. Want. Take. Have."
Buffy: "Want. Take. Have. I'm getting it." BTVS // Bad Girls
warmstickydream
- Lysette: "How does she handle?"
Xander: "Like a dream about warm, sticky things." BTVS // The Zeppo
Waste
- Willow: “You’re just a big, selfish, worthless waste.”
BTVS // Choices
wastecomeback
- Xander: "I'm not gonna waste a perfect comeback on you now, but don't think I don't have it. Oh, yes. It's time will come."
BTVS // Bad Girls
watchback
- Oz: "Watch your back."
BTVS // The Wish
watcherhithim
- Buffy: "So, Ethan, what are we playing? You're pretty much in a 'talk or bleed' situation, your call."
Giles: "Hit him." Ethan: "I'd just like to point out this wasn't my idea." Buffy: "Meaning?" Ethan: "I'm sub contracting. It's Trick you want. I'm just helping him collect a tribute. For a demon." Giles: "He's lying. Hit him." Buffy: "I don't think he is, and shut up." Giles: "You're my Slayer, go knock his teeth down his throat." Buffy: "Giles! What demon?" Ethan: "I don't remember." ::punch!:: Giles: "Yes!" BTVS // Band Candy
watchswearing
- Mayor Wilkins: "And boys? Let's watch the swearing."
BTVS // Graduation Day 2
Weak
- Willow: "She bothered me. So weak and accommodating. She's always letting people walk all over her, and then she gets cranky with her friends for no reason. I just couldn't let her live."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
weirdstuffhappens
- Jonathon: "A lot of weird stuff happens here."
Guy: "Zombies." Chick: "Hyena people!" Guy: "Snyder!" BTVS // The Prom
welcomehomeparty
- Buffy: "Although I'm not exactly unpopular. A lot of people came to my welcome home party."
Willow: "They were killed by zombies." Buffy: "Good point." BTVS // Homecoming
wfbg-screw that
- Wes: "Ah, this is perhaps Faith."
Faith: "New watcher?" Buffy and Giles: "New watcher." Faith: "Screw that." Buffy: "Now why didn't I just say that?" BTVS // Bad Girls
wg-opinion
- Wesley: "I'd like your opinion. While the last thing I wish to do is model bad behavior in front of impressionable youth, I wonder if asking Ms Chase to dance would="
Giles: "For god's sake, man, she's 18. And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about." Wesley: "Right then. Thanks for that!" BTVS // The Prom
whataboutme
- Angel: "The world wants me gone."
Buffy: "What about me?" BTVS // Amends
whatknow
- Spike: "What do you know?!"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
whodoyouworkfor
- Vamp Willow: "Who do you work for?"
Vamp Henchman: "You." BTVS // Doppelgangland
Willowbark
- Vamp Willow: "That's right, puppy. Willow's going to make you
bark."
BTVS // The Wish
willowpunny
- Xander: "Second problem I'm having. 'Come and get it, Big Boy?'"
Willow: "Well, well, the slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words. And I think it throws the vampires off, and it makes them frightened because I'm wise-cracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time!" Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
willowsawitch
- Spike: "You do me now, you'll never find the little witch."
Joyce: "Willow's a witch?" Buffy: "And Xander?" Spike: "Xander, too." Joyce: "Wait, Xander's a witch?" BTVS // Lover's Walk
wishdead
- Spike: "God, I wish I was dead."
Buffy: "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard..." Spike: "Hey! Back off!" BTVS // Lover's Walk
wishmontage
- A montage of wavs from The Wish. Very nice.
worshipsanta
- Buffy: "What are you doing for Christmas?"
Willow: "Being Jewish! Remember, people? Not everybody worships Santa." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
wrasslin
- Xander: "No. Just blowing off steam. Two guys wrasslin'. But not in a gay way."
BTVS // The Zeppo
yeshorrible
- Faith: "Which means that he was killed during the
day?"
Willow: "YES! Sorry, I got...I've just been...it's horrible.
Horrible..." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
youhaveaheart
- Angel: "I'm trying to do what's right here. I'm trying to think with my head instead of my heart."
Buffy: "Heart? You have a heart? It isn't even beating." BTVS // The Prom
zombiegiles
- Giles: "Cordelia, it's me! It's me!"
Cordelia: "How do I know it's really you and not Zombie!Giles?" Giles: "Cordelia, do stop being tiresome." Cordelia: "It's him." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
^ Top ^
Season 4
accidentkilled
- Buffy: "Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?"
BTVS // Something Blue
allgroinnobrain
- Buffy: "But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no account hoodlums like you. Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea, for all I care. Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men with your groping and spitting, all groin no brain. Three billion of ya passing around the same worn out urge. Men with your sales."
BTVS // Restless
alphabetsystem
- Xander: "I am not enjoying this."
Giles: "Well, shelve them correctly and we can finish." Xander: "I don't get your crazy system." Giles: "System? It's called the alphabet." Xander: "Huh. Would you look at that." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
anarchist
- Colonel: "You're a dead man, Finn."
Riley: "No, sir. I'm an anarchist." BTVS // New Moon Rising
angrypuppy
- Buffy: "Neck. Paler. The puppy. The angry puppy."
Oz: "Yeah, we came to warn you about the - angry puppy." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
Antonio
- Harmony: "Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?"
Spike:
"No." Harmony: "Oh. Can I make him a vampire?" Spike: "No.
Wait, on second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the
kids as well." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
arduouspractice
- Oz: "Well, let's think this through."
Willow: "How can you be so calm?!" Oz: "Long arduous hours of practice." BTVS // The Freshman
attackofblonde
- Buffy: "Spell it out for me. I feel an attack of dumb blonde coming
on."
BTVS // Goodbye Iowa
Babies
- Giles: "We have to get inside! There are uh, our families are in
there! Our… eh…, mothers and tiny, tiny babies!"
BTVS // Who Are
You?
beattilitalk
- Spike: "What, you think I'd come running over saying, 'I've got a
secret, beat me til I talk?'"
BTVS // Yoko Factor
becauseitswrong
- Fuffy: "You can't do that. It's wrong! You can't do that, because it's naughty. Because it's wrong! Because it's wrong. You can't do that! It's wrong! I'll kick your ass! I'm gonna kill you."
BTVS // Who Are You?
beenhereforever
- Oz: "Oh, I've been here forever."
BTVS // Restless
beerfoamy
- Buffy: "Buffy tired."
Xander: "And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What have we learned about beer?" Buffy: "Foamy!" Xander: "Good. Just as long as that's clear." BTVS // Beer Bad
bigsnake
- Xander: "Does anybody else miss the mayor? 'I just wanna be a big
snake'?"
BTVS // Primeval
biteheartbeat
- Spike: "Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a
heartbeat."
BTVS // The Initiative
bithonest
- Giles: "You never train with me anymore. He's going to kick your ass."
Buffy: "Giles!" Giles: "Sorry, was that a bit honest? Terribly sorry." BTVS // The Yoko Factor
blackcondoms
- Anya: "Oh, I have condoms. Some of them are black."
Xander: "That's...that's very considerate." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
blackmailingthegovernment
- Willow: "It's like you're blackmailing the government! In a patriotic way."
BTVS // Restless
blasphemer
- Xander: "Wish I had thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been God."
Oz: "Blasphemer." BTVS // Fear, Itself
blondiebear
- Harmony: "How's my little blondie bear?"
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
bloodycolonial
- Giles: "Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as bloody colonials."
BTVS // Pangs
bloodypoof
- Spike: "You want me to tear this place apart, you bloody
poof?"
BTVS // Doomed
bluehairedlady
- Willow: "I was waiting. I feel like some part of me will always be waiting
for you. Like if I'm old and blue-haired, and I turn the corner in Istanbul
and there you are, I won't be surprised. Because... you're with me, you know?"
Oz: "I know. But now is not that time, I guess." BTVS // New Moon Rising
blurrywatercolor
- Willow: "Well, and? Details! I mean, not details, I don't need a diagram. But, you know, like, maybe a blurry watercolor!"
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
Bondage
- Buffy: "I still feel like carrying around a security blanket."
Eddie: "Of Human Bondage, have you ever read it?" Buffy: "Oh, I'm not really into porn. I mean, I'm trying to cut way back." Eddie: "No, there's no actual bondage. It's just a novel." BTVS // The Freshman
bondagefun
- Baith: "I don't have time for bondage fun!"
BTVS // Who Are You
Bonus
- Spike: "Bonus."
BTVS // The Initiative
boyssmellnice
- Giles: "She doesn't appear to be in any immediate danger. Maybe you should stay with her."
Buffy: "Boys smell nice." Giles: "Or perhaps she should be left alone." BTVS // Beer Bad
buildafort
- Adam: "This could be trouble."
Riley: "We better make a fort." Adam: "I'll get some pillows." BTVS // Restless
camefeelbad
- Spike: "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."
BTVS // Pangs
canadian
- Riley: "There's definitely something off about her."
Graham: "Maybe she's Canadian." BTVS // The Initiative
cantshout
- The nightmare rhyme.
BTVS // Hush
chasepuppies
- Spike: "I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now
he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.
BTVS // Pangs
chiperectomy
- Spike: "One chiperectomy, please. Hello? Paging Doctor
Owe-me-one."
BTVS // Primeval
churchapproved
- Giles: "Whatever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved."
BTVS // The Yoko Factor
cleavagy slut bomb
- Willow: "She's like this cleavage-y slut bomb walking around going, 'Oh, check me out, I'm wicked cool, I'm five by five.'"
Tara: "Five by five? Five what by five what?" Willow: "See, that's the thing! No one knows." BTVS // This Year's Girl
cockles
- Spike: "Warms the cockles of my non-beating heart seeing you lads
together."
BTVS // Primeval
Coma
- Faith: "That's the thing about a coma. You wake up all rested and
rejuvenated...and ready for payback."
BTVS // This Year’s Girl
comebacktome
- Oz: "It's a dream. Come back to me."
BTVS // Wild at Heart
Cookie
- Spike: "Don't I get a cookie?"
BTVS // Something Blue
cowboysalesman
- Willow: "This drama class is just...I really think they're not doing things in the proper way. Now I'm in a play and my whole family's out there and why is there a cowboy in 'Death of a Salesman' anyway?"
BTVS // Restless
cremebrulee
- Spike: "Oh, forever and ever, mon petit creme brulee."
BTVS // The Iniative
criminalinsane
- Spike: "Dark hair, this tall, name of Faith, criminally insane. I like this girl already."
BTVS // This Year's Girl
crustyalfred
- Xander: "Ah. Okay, you and Willow go do the superpowers thing, I'll stay behind and putter around the batcave with crusty old Alfred here."
Giles: "Ahh, no, I am no Alfred, sir, you forget. Alfred had a job." BTVS // The Yoko Factor
cursingyourname
- Willow: "Some of it, you know, me telling myself I hated you. And cursing your name. Not literally."
Oz: "Thanks for that." BTVS // New Moon Rising
daytimeceremony
- Buffy: "There's so much to decide. Ceremony, guests, reception..."
Spike: "Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding." Buffy: "How about a daytime ceremony? In the park." Spike: "Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust." Buffy: "Under the trees. Indirect sunlight only." Spike: "A warm spring breeze tosses the leaves aside and once again, you're registering as Mr and Mrs Big Pile O'Dust." Buffy: "Stop it! This is our wedding and you're treating it like a big joke." Spike: "Ooh, pouty. Look at that lip. Gonna get it. Gonna get it." Buffy: "Oh, stop." Giles: "Yes, please stop." BTVS // Something Blue
defeatpenis
- Xander: "Nothing can defeat the penis!"
BTVS // Beer Bad
didyoujustgrowl
- Spike: "Won't meet a jar you can't open for the rest of your life."
Fyarl!Giles: "Grrr." Spike: "What was that? Did you growl?" Fyarl!Giles: "No." BTVS // A New Man
dimpledknees
- Spike: "So. You let Parker take a poke, eh? Didn't seem like you knew each other that well. What exactly did it take to pry apart the slayer's dimpled knees?"
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
direconsequences
- Buffy: "You know, you could have brought that up to us before we did it."
Giles: "I did. I said there could be dire consequences." Buffy: "Yes, but you say that about chewing too fast." BTVS // Restless
Dix
- Giles: "Fort Dix? ::giggles::"
BTVS // The Yoko Factor
dontpushme
- Angel: "Don't push me, boy."
BTVS // The Yoko Factor
dontreallylikehim
- Buffy: "You'll really like him. Well, nobody really likes him."
Riley: "I just need to clear a few things up-" Buffy: "I don't even really like him." Riley: "Buffy-" Buffy: "But...I love him." BTVS // Something Blue
drunk
- Willow: "Drunk. Heh heh. That's such a strong word, kind of a guttoral, anglo-saxan word, drunk."
BTVS // Something Blue
drylysardonic
- Xander: "I don't know, I was going for ferocious-scary, but it's coming out more dryly sardonic."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Fear, Itself
dyingworeflection
- Buffy: "Harmony's a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection."
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
electrickoolaid
- Xander: "Well, excuse me Mr. I Spent the 60's in an electric koolaid funky satan groove!"
BTVS // Bad Beer
ensemble
- Stoner Vamp: "The best part was when you ragged on her clothes. She was like, 'No! Not the ensemble!'"
BTVS // The Freshman
evilmen
- Buffy: "I like my evil like I like my men. Evil! You know? Straight up, black hat, tie you to the train tracks soon my electroray will destroy Metropolis bad!"
BTVS // Pangs
Fangygrr
- Spike: "I hate being obvious. All fangy and grr. Takes the mystery
out."
BTVS // The Iniative
feardemon
- Giles: "Don't taunt the fear demon.
BTVS // Fear Itself
figurativeglue
- Devon: "That was like the best set ever. We'll do great in LA. We're gonna have them glued to their seats."
Willow: "Uh, Devon. Aren't they supposed to dance?" Oz: "Well, we can glue them to the dance floor." Devon: "I didn't mean with real glue. You got that right?" Oz: "I got that." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
flacid
- Giles: "We can't let you go until we're sure that you're impotent."
Spike: "HEY!" Giles: "Sorry. Poor choice of words. Until we know that you're..." Buffy: "Flacid?" BTVS // Something Blue
foamlatte
- Spike: "Oh, never, my little foam latte. Your blondie bear is here
to stay."
BTVS // The Initiative
forgettingspell
- Willow: "Did I mention about the sorry part?"
Buffy: "We may be into a forgetting spell later." BTVS // Something Blue
forgivingparker
- Parker: "I may not deserve this, but do you think you could forgive me?"
THUNK! BTVS // Beer Bad
freckle
- Spike: "Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singing, squirrels making
lots of rotten little squirrels, sun beaming down in a nice non-fatal way.
It's very exciting. Can't wait to see if I freckle."
BTVS // Harsh Light
of Day
frightenanya
- Anya: "Bunnies frighten me."
BTVS // Fear Itself
fruitrolluplove
- Xander: "Besides, just think of my lips as the Fruit Roll-Ups of love. Okay, that was gross."
BTVS // Something Blue
fruitrollups
- Giles: "Stop...whatever you're doing. You smell like fruit roll-ups."
BTVS // Something Blue
futuremulch
- Dream!Synder: "I remember it smelled like dead flowers. Like decay. Then it hit me. The hope of our nation's future is a bunch of mulch."
Xander: "You know, I never got the chance to tell you how happy I was you were eaten by a giant snake." BTVS // Restless
fuzzybikini
- Buffy: "No big? Anybody remember when Buffy had the fun beer fest and went one million years B.C?"
Xander: "Sadly, without the fuzzy bikini." Anya: "Off topic, Xander." Xander: "Right. Helping now." BTVS // Something Blue
gesturesteer
- Anya: "I'll be fine. I think I've figured out how to steer by gesturing emphatically."
BTVS // Restless
getaway
- Faith: "You're thinking...'You'll NEVER get away with
this!'"
BTVS // This Year's Girl
getoutofthatbody
- Buffy: "There's no way he could know. I mean, you don't just look at someone and say, 'Hey, that's not your body! Get out of that body with your hands up!'"
BTVS // Superstar
gettinspanked
- Willow: "Everyone's gettin' a spank but me."
BTVS // The I In Team
gileshasatv
- Xander: "Everybody, Giles has a TV. He's shallow like us."
Oz: "I got to admit, I'm a little disappointed." Willow: "Well maybe it doesn't work. Like a piece of art." Giles: "Public television!" BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
gonnascold
- Spike: "You are one step away, missy!"
Buffy: "Giles, help! He's gonna scold me!" BTVS // Something Blue
goodworkteam
- Spike: "Good work team!"
BTVS // Primeval
goosesbumped
- Xander: "People, prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying...Fantasia."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Fear Itself
Gorgeous
- Spike: “Hello, gorgeous.”
BTVS // The Initiative
gotasystem
- Xander: "Well, thanks for making me have to pee."
Buffy: "You don't need any help with that, right?" Xander: "I got a system." BTVS // Restless
governmentdominate
- Buffy: "World domination? Is that a good?"
Riley: "Baby, we're the government. It's what we do." BTVS // Restless
grrl
- Willow: "I mean, did we not put the 'grr' in girl?"
BTVS // Living Conditions
grownupfriend
- Willow: "He's our grown up friend. Not in a creepy way."
BTVS // Living Conditions
haircare
- Buffy: "I'm going to ignore you, and you're going to go away. You're really gonna have to get over the whole 'primal power' thing. You're not the source of me. Also? In terms of hair care, you really wanna say, 'What kind of impression am I making in the work place?' 'Cause-"
BTVS // Restless
hearsmacking
- Giles: "STOP that, right now. I can hear the smacking."
BTVS // Something Blue
helpme
- Spike: "What part of 'help me!' do you not understand?!"
BTVS // Pangs
highfive
- Xander: "I feel a high five coming on."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Who Are You
highlyoverrated
- Apocolypse Now Man: "We gotta keep going, men. We gotta take that hill. Damn this war."
Giles: "I have to say, I really feel Apocolpyse Now is overrated." BTVS // Restless
hippostutus
- Oz: "Maybe it's 'cause of all the horrific things we've seen, but
hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to."
BTVS
// Fear Itself
hiredattraction
- Spike: "I've hired myself out as an attraction."
BTVS //
Restless
hitthehere
- Spike: "What are you doing?! You brought me
*here*?!"
Xander: "Anya! What are you doing? You brought *him*
here?" Spike: "That's what I said! Only I hit the
'here'part." BTVS // Where the Wild Things Are
hostile 17
- Riley: "That's Hostile 17."
Spike: (American accent) "No, I'm just a friend of Xander's...bugger it, I'm your guy." BTVS // Goodbye Iowa
howareyoufeeling
- Spike: "How are you feeling, mate?"
Giles: "Like snapping necks until everyone's dead." Spike: "Now that sounds like a Fyarl demon. Good for you." BTVS // A New Man
howmanyfingers
- Riley: "How many fingers I got up?"
Graham: "Seventeen." BTVS // Out of My Mind
hyenapossession
- Willow: "So, you think Buffy's not herself? Like she's been possessed or something?"
Tara: "I'm not sure." Willow: "You didn't sense a hyena energy at all, did you? Because hyena possession is just unpleasant." BTVS // Who Are You
iamyours
- Tara: "I am, you know."
Willow: "What?" Tara: "Yours." BTVS // Who Are You
indoorkitty
- Spike: "You're an indoor kitty now."
BTVS // Harsh Light of
Day
interlocking
- Anya: "I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped, and
frankly it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not...interlock.
Please remove your clothing now."
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
interviewnaked
- Anya: "You can't go like that. They won't even interview you if you're naked."
BTVS // Primeval
invitations
- Buffy: "Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you want to be William the Bloody or just Spike, 'cause either way, it's gonna look majorly weird."
Spike: "Whereas the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance." Buffy: "What's wrong with Buffy?" Giles: "Oh, such a good question." Spike: "Well, it's a terrible name." Buffy: "My mother gave me that name." Spike: "Your mother, yeah. She's a genius." Buffy: "Don't you start in on my mother." BTVS // Something Blue
itsalive
- Giles: "It's alive! See how he...shakes."
BTVS // Fear, Itself
iupsetyou
- Willow: "It was my fault. I upset you."
Oz: "Well, so we're safe then, (sarcastic) cause you'll never do that again." BTVS // New Moon Rising
iwearthecheese
- Cheese Man: "I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."
Giles: "Honestly, you meet the most appalling sort of people." BTVS // Restless
jointhearmy
- Xander: "Maybe I should join the army."
Anya: "Don't they make you get up really early in the morning?" Xander: "Oh, yeah. Nevermind." BTVS // Primeval
keepitup
- Giles: "In the midst of all that, do you *really* think they were keeping it up? OH, for a different phrasing."
BTVS // Where the Wild Things Are
kickingsofass
- Spike: "I came back to Sunnydale for it. A place which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass."
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
killedthehell
- Spike: "Yeah. I killed the hell out of them."
BTVS // The
Yoko Factor
kindanaughty
- Xander: "I hate to break it you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore. You're not even the kinda naughty."
BTVS // Doomed
knewit
- Spike: "The slayer! I knew it! I knew it!"
BTVS // The Initiative
Knowledge
- Willow: “It's cuz in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned
upon. You really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the
collective intelligence- it's like this force, this penetrating force and I
can just feel my mind opening up, you know? And letting this place just thrust
into and spurt knowledge into... that sentence ended up in a different place
than it started.”
BTVS // The Freshman
LearnGrow
- Buffy: “Well, I hope that I learn from this experience and that I
grow.”
BTVS // The Freshman
leavethatone
- Spike: "Oh, leave that one. He looks like he's ready to drop any
minute, and I *think* I can eat someone if he's already dead."
BTVS //
Pangs
letsbebestpals
- Buffy: "So you haven't murdered anybody lately? Let's be best pals!"
BTVS // Pangs
licktodeath
- Spike: "It's telly time! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you
make me miss it, I'll-!"
Giles: "You'll do what, lick me to
death?!" BTVS // Something Blue
lightacandle
- Willow: "Better to light a candle than curse the damn darkness."
BTVS // Out of My Mind
like a moron
- Riley: "Well, I guess I like her."
Forrest: "You're kinda like a moron." BTVS // The Initiative
likeashark
- Xander: "Gotta have something. Gotta be always moving forward."
Buffy: "Like a shark." Xander: "Like a shark with feet. And much less fins." Spike: "And on land." Giles: "Very good!" BTVS // Restless
liquifyentrails
- Xander: "You mean Oz just sent for his stuff, and didn't even call her? That's pretty harsh."
Anya: "I only wish I had my powers back. I'd liquify his entrails for her." Xander: "That's sweet." BTVS // Something Blue
littlefeardemon
- Xander: "Who's'a little fear demon? Come on! Who's a little fear demon?"
BTVS // Fear Itself
loaded
- Oz: "Okay, either I'm borrowing all your albums or I'm moving in."
Giles: "Oz, there are more important things than records right now." Oz: "More important than this one?" Giles: "Well I suppose an argument could be made for-" BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
lookdownonme
- Xander: "Xander got fired from Starbucks. Xander got fired from that phone sex line."
Anya: "They look down on you." Xander: "And they hate you." Anya: "But they don't look down on me." BTVS // The Yoko Factor
Lookingat
- Spike: “What’re you lookin’ at?”
BTVS // Something
Blue
lookingforaman
- Riley: "I've come looking for a man. A salesman."
BTVS // Restless
lovehurts
- Spike: "Love hurts, baby."
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
lovethistown
- Faith-in-Buffy: "Spike. Spike. William the bloody with a chip in his head. I kinda love this town."
BTVS // Who Are You
lustywrongfeelings
- Willow: "Buffy's having lusty wrong feelings."
Buffy: "No, I'm not." Willow: "No, you're not." Buffy: "Oh, I so am." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
makethingsbetter
- Buffy: "I come to see you, to help you, and you treat me like I'm just...your ex."
Angel: "Well, technically-" Buffy: "SHUT UP! And then you order me out of YOUR city, and then you come here and start pounding on my boyfriend? I would really like to know what the hell are you trying to do?" Angel: "I was trying to make things better." BTVS // The Yoko Factor
Manlyhug
- Xander: “Do you we hug?”
Oz: “I think we're too manly.” BTVS // The Freshman
manlyman
- Spike: “Ohhh, who's the puffed up manly man? All splotchy and
possessive?"
From Where the Wild Things Are
menthsmoke
- Spike: "My little mentholated pack of smokes."
BTVS // The
Iniative
Mistake
- Buffy: “You got a nice setup here. But you made one
mistake.”
Sunday: “What was that?” Buffy: “Well, I'm not
actually positive, but statistically speaking people usually make
a...” BTVS // The Freshman
mistreated
- Spike: "I came to you in friendship. Well, alright, seething
hatred, but I've got useful information, and I feel I'm being
mistreated."
BTVS // Pangs
moreromanticthanfaith
- Anya: "Please remove your clothing now."
Xander: "And the amazing thing? Still more romantic than Faith." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
morescotch
- Giles: "It's alright. I have more Scotch."
BTVS // Something Blue
myhey
- Anya: "Hey."
Xander: "I believe that's my hey. Hey!" Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Who Are You
mystuff
- Willow: "See, I don't get that. All this 'leaving for her own good' garbage. 'Cause that's what it is! You can't just give up because there's obstacles, you know? What kind of-"
Angel: "Willow." Willow: "Sorry. My stuff." BTVS // Pangs
mythtaken
- Maggie: "We thought you were a myth."
Buffy: "Well, you were mythtaken." BTVS // A New Man
nakedinwalmart
- Anya: "I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes in my dreams, you're all naked."
Xander: "Really. You know if I'm in the checkout line at the Wal-Mart I've had the same one." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
nastycough
- Riley: "As long as he knows about The Initiative, he's a threat. We do this the professor's way."
Forrest: "::cough:: Mama's boy!" Riley: "That's a nasty cough. Might need to spend the weekend in quarantine." Forrest: "Oh, no. I'm done coughing." BTVS // The Initiative
neverhadawatcher
- Giles: "I know who you are. I can defeat you with my intellect. I can cripple you with my thoughts. Of course, you underestimate me. You couldn't know. You never had a watcher."
BTVS // Restless
newcarsmell
- Buffy: "Want some corn?"
Xander: "Butter flavored?" Buffy: "New car smell." Xander: "Cool." BTVS // Restless
nightmarelord
- Gacknar: "I am the dark lord of nightmares! The bringer of terror!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Fear Itself
notasfunny
- Spike: "Like famine pictures from those dusty countries. Only not
half as funny."
BTVS // Pangs
notevilagain
- Angel: "I'm not evil again, why does everyone think
that?"
BTVS // Pangs
nothingspecial
- Willow: "I'm definitely nothing special."
Tara: "No, you are." BTVS // Hush
nummytreat
- Spike: "Alright. Yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat."
BTVS // Hush
OhBloodyhell
- Spike: "Oh. Bloody Hell!"
BTVS // Something Blue
ohcomeon
- Spike: "Come on! Vampires! Rrrr, nasty! Let's anhilate them! For justice, and for the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!"
BTVS // Doomed
only126
- Spike: "I'm only 126!"
Willow: "You're being too hard on yourself. Why don't we wait a half an hour and try again? Or...::crash!::" BTVS // The Initiative
openminded
- Buffy: "If I was anymore openminded about the choices you two make,
my whole brain would fall out!"
BTVS // The Yoko Factor
paloxander
- Spike: "Me? No. No, sir. I'm just an old pal of Xander's here."
BTVS // Doomed
paralysingmucus
- Spike: "Paralyzing mucus. Shoots out through the nose. Sets up fast. Hard as a rock. Pretty good in a fight."
Fyarl!Giles: "Are you making this up?" Spike: "Maybe. But, hey, if you feel a sneeze coming on, you warn me." BTVS // A New Man
patronize
- Willow: "You know this doesn't make you any less terrifying."
Spike: "Don't patronize me!" BTVS // The Iniative
paybackbitch
- Faith: "Pay back's a bitch."
Willow: "Look who's talking." BTVS // This Year's Girl
perfectsense
- Giles: "Oh, no, it's not. It's all finally making perfect sense and I'm not going to miss a moment of it."
BTVS // The Yoko Factor
personyoulove
- Willow: "Tara, I have to tell you..."
Tara: "No, I...I understand. You have to be with the person you love." Willow: "I am." BTVS // New Moon Rising
pickedupatail
- Spike: "Hey, picked up a tail."
Fyarl!Giles: "Yes, just a little one. Hurts when I sit." BTVS // A New Man
Piffle
- Spike: "Piffle."
BTVS // The Initiative
popcorndefrost
- Xander: "Dinner is served. And my very own recipe."
Willow: "Ooh, you pushed the button on the microwave that says 'Popcorn'?" Xander: "Actually, I pushed 'defrost', but Joyce was there in the clinch." BTVS // Restless
poutylip
- Spike: "Oh, pouty. Look at that lip. Gonna get it...gonna get it..."
BTVS // Something Blue
promise
- Faith: "Anyway, for real now. I'm gonna ask ya something, and ya gotta promise you'll be honest and not spare my feelings just 'cause I could kill you. You promise?"
BTVS // This Year's Girl
puppycancer
- Xander: "And you're sitting here alone at the Bronze looking like you just got diagnosed with cancer of the puppy."
BTVS // The Freshman
puttingyoubehindme
- Anya: "I think it's the secret to getting you out of my mind. Putting you behind me. Behind me figuratively. I'm thinking face to face for the actual event itself."
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
qtipunbendy
- Willow: "It is my will that my heart be healed. Now. I will that this book speak it's words to me. I will that this Q-tip gets unbendy?"
BTVS // Something Blue
quickdraw
- Xander: "Quickdraw is about more than speed. It's also about pointing the stake the right way. And there can be splinter issues. It is a true test of dexterity."
Anya: "Can you open this?" Xander: "No, I tear it and it gets all sloshy." BTVS // Superstar
quiteabit
- Buffy: "Are you drunk?"
Giles: "Yes, quite a bit, actually." BTVS // The Yoko Factor
raspberryhats
- Willow: "All geminis to the raspberry hats!"
Oz: "Now you're faking it." Willow: "Am not!" BTVS // Wild at Heart
Recon
- Xander: “You up for a little reconnaissance?”
Buffy: “You mean, where we all sculpt and paint and stuff?” Xander: “No, that was the Renaissance.” Buffy: “Oh. I've had a really long week.” BTVS // The Freshman
repulsive
- Buffy: "Am I repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me you would tell me, right?"
Willow: "I'm your friend. I would call you repulsive in a second." BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
ritualsacrifice
- Anya: "To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie."
BTVS // Pangs
romancedead
- Buffy: "And they say romance is dead. Or maybe they just wish it."
BTVS // Pangs
sackviking
- Xander: "All I can...can you believe this? Like I'm some sort of useless lump. It happens that I'm good at a lot of things. I help out with all kinds of stuff. I have skills and strategums. I'm very...help me out."
Anya: "He's a viking in the sack." Spike: "Terrific." BTVS // The Yoko Factor
sarahmlove
- Willow: "What does it mean when a girl wants to...you know..."
Xander: "If you're doing it, I think you should be able to say it." Willow: "Make love." Xander: "Wild monkey love, or tender Sarah McLachlan love?" BTVS // Wild at Heart
saveem
- Spike: "Well, let's go save 'em, by gum!"
BTVS // Primeval
scoffgravity
- Giles: "Come on, put your back into it. A watcher scoffs at gravity!"
BTVS // Restless
scoldme
- Spike: "You are one step away, missy!"
Buffy: "Giles, help! He's gonna scold me." BTVS // Something Blue
secondgo
- Spike: "Guess you're not worth a second go. Come to think of it, seems like someone told me as much. Who was that? Oh, yeah. Angel."
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
seldomnaughty
- Willow: "I'm very seldom naughty."
BTVS // Restless
serviceable
- Giles: "It's perfectly serviceable."
BTVS // A New Man
Shocked
- Spike: "And you're what, shocked and disapointed? I'm evil!"
BTVS // A New Man
shutthehellup
- Spike: "What does it take to get you to SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
Sinking
- Faith: "I know what it's like. You think you matter, you think you're a part of something, and you get dumped. It's like the whole world is moving, and you're stuck. It's like those animals in the tarpits. You just keep sinking a little deeper every day and nobody even sees!"
BTVS // This Year’s Girl
sirnosir
- Xander: "Is anybody talking to you?"
Spike: "Sir, no, sir!" BTVS // The Yoko Factor
snapnecks
- Spike: "How are you feelin', mate?"
Giles: "Like snapping necks until everyone's dead." BTVS // A New Man
someoneeat
- Spike: "Can I have someone to eat?"
BTVS // Pangs
sosyourface
- Willow: "Oh, yeah?! Well...so's your face!"
BTVS // Fear, Itself
spank
- Anya: "Yes, we've enjoyed spanking."
BTVS // The I In Team
squishylobe
- Spike: "Haven't you figured it all out yet with your enormous
squishy frontal lobe?"
BTVS // Restless
stabtodeath
- Xander: "If we close our eyes, and say it's a dream, it'll stab us to death!"
BTVS // Fear, Itself
Stakeme
- Spike: "Oh, someone put a stake in me."
BTVS //
Pangs
stones
- Buffy: "One more word out of you, and I SWEAR."
Spike: "Swear what? You're not gonna do anything to me. You don't have the stones." Buffy: "Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of...stones." Spike: "Yeah? You're all talk." Buffy: "GILES! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?" BTVS // Something Blue
stopbeinganidiot
- Xander: "Stupid. So you finally had the guts to say it to my face."
Buffy: "I didn't say you were stupid. So, stop being an idiot and let me fix this!" BTVS // The Yoko Factor
suchaspaz
- Oz: "This warlock in Romania sent me to the monks there to learn some meditation techniques. Very intense. All about keeping your inner cool."
Willow: "Good, 'cause you were such a spaz before." BTVS // New Moon Rising
syphillis
- Spike: "I love syphillis more than you."
BTVS // Harsh Light
of Day
talktoxander
- Anya: "I need to talk to Xander. Go away."
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
Telly
- Spike: "It's telly time."
BTVS // Something Blue
tellytime
- Spike: "Come on, now! It's telly time!"
BTVS // Something Blue
ticklesinagoodway
- Spike: "Ohh, do it again. It tickles. You know, in a good
way."
BTVS // Harsh Light of Day
tinkerbell
- Tara: "How'd you do that? With the light."
Willow: "Oh, you know. You taught me." Tara: "I taught you teeny Tinkerbell light." Willow: "Okay, so I tinkered with the Tinkerbell." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Out of My Mind
traumatic
- Spike: "It was very traumatic."
BTVS // Something Blue
twowhoearetwo
- Willow: "Besides, when is there any 'us two'? You two are the two who are the two! I'm the other one!"
BTVS // The Yoko Factor
umbilicalcord
- Willow: "Oh, you'd be wonderful in the army! Hey, you think the umbilical cord between you and Anya could stretch that far?"
BTVS // The Yoko Factor
unchain
- Fuffy: "Now, you unchain me very slowly *and* politely, or I kill this guy."
BTVS // Who Are You?"
undoit
- Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"
BTVS // Pangs
unemployedtendency
- Giles: "What am I? An unemployed librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head a lot."
BTVS // A New Man
usherlist
- Giles: "Whatever she says is coming true."
Buffy: "And you both were affected! I probably only escaped because I'm the slayer. Some kind of natural immunity." Xander: "Yeah, right, you're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other." Buffy: "Xander!" Spike: "That's it. You're off the usher list." BTVS // Something Blue
vaguedisclaimer
- Willow: "If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer's nobody's friend."
BTVS // The Initiative
vengeancehobby
- Xander: "But, isn't vengeance kinda...vengeaful?"
Anya: "You don't want me to have a hobby." Xander: "Not a vengeance hobby, no. It's dangerous. People can't do anything they want. Socitey has rules and borders and an end zone. It doesn't matter if-do you mind, I'm talking to my demon." BTVS // Restless
verystupid
- Giles: "Spike can be very convincing when....I'm very
stupid."
BTVS // Primeval
watchheart
- Spike: "Hey! Watch the heart!"
BTVS // Pangs
waybackonporn
- Buffy: "Oh, I'm not really into porn. I'm just trying to cut way back."
BTVS // The Freshman
weetabix
- Spike: "We're out of weetabix."
Giles: "We are out of weetabix because you ate it all. Again." Spike: "Get some more." Giles: "I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood." Spike: "Yeah, well, sometimes I like to crumble up the weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture." Giles: "Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself." Spike: "Sissy." BTVS // Hush
weregonnadie
- Xander: "Oh, god, we're gonna die aren't we?"
BTVS // Primeval
what
- Xander: "What?"
Anya: "What?" Spike:
What?" BTVS // Hush
whathappenedtomymen
- Apocolypse Now Man: "Oh, my god. What's happened to my men? AAAAAGH!"
BTVS // Restless
whatwouldangelwant
- Buffy: "But you guys weren't crazy about Angel at first, either."
Spike: "You weren't gonna say that name." Buffy: "Sorry. Why don't we talk about where we're going to register?" Spike: "Well, where would Angel like to register? And can we have the photographer Angel would've wanted, and the flowers Angel would've liked?" Buffy: "Hey! You think I don't live with the shadow of Drusilla over my head? That I'm not wondering if you're gonna be thinking of her on our honeymoon when you're making sweet love to me?" BTVS // Something Blue
whenthefloodsrollback
- Buffy: "I am not alone."
Tara: "The slayer does not walk in this world." Buffy: "I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the dessert since you've moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones. Now give me back my friends." BTVS // Restless
whippingboy
- Snyder: "Are you a soldier?"
Xander: "I'm a comfortador." Snyder: "You're neither. You're a whipping boy, raised by mongrels and set on a sacrificial stone." Xander: "I'm getting a cramp." BTVS // Restless
wholelifeneverloved
- Willow: "Don't you love me?"
Oz: "My whole life, I've never loved anything else." BTVS // Wild at Heart
whyihateyou
- Spike: "You know why I really hate you, Summers?"
Faith-in-Buffy: "'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight ass with no sense of fun?" Spike: "Well, yeah, that covers a lot of it." Faith-in-Buffy: "'Cause I could do anything I want, and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of slayerness?" BTVS // Who Are You
windbeneathmywings
- Spike: "Well, I'm not the one who wanted Wind Beneath My Wings for the first dance."
Buffy: "That was the spell." BTVS // Something Blue
wrong
- Fuffy: “I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I’ve got muscles you’ve never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne and you’d beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don’t? Because it’s wrong.”
BTVS // Who Are You?
xander
- Spike: "Xander. Don't you care about me?"
Xander: "Shut up." Spike: "We never talk." Xander: "Shut. up." Spike: "Xaaander." BTVS // Hush
yippee
- Willow: "That is so annoying. It's like somebody blurting out the answer to a riddle just when you...I mean...yippee! We have the information."
BTVS // Primeval
Youthink
- Tara: "You think you know... what's to come.. what you are. You haven't even begun."
BTVS // Restless
yummysushi
- Buffy: "That probably would've sound more command-y if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Goodbye Iowa
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1-2-3 Victims
- Dracula: "Leave us."
Xander: "No, we're not going to leave you. And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? 1, 2, 3, Three victims, mwah ha ha!" BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
2doortramp
- Giles: "No, no, no, no, it's not working out."
Buffy: "Giles, are you breaking up with your car?" Giles: "Well it did seduce me! All red and sporty." Buffy: "Little two door tramp." BTVS // The Real Me
afraidofme
- Spike: "You know you should be afraid of me. I'm bad."
BTVS
// Intervention
alwaysbeenbad
- Spike: "What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad."
BTVS // Fool For Love
alwaysblood
- Spike: "It’s always got to be blood.”
Xander: "We’re not
actually discussing dinner right now." BTVS // The Gift
amateur
- Giles: "The magics you've channeled are more ferocious and primal than anything you could hope to understand, and you are lucky to be alive, you RANK, ARROGANT AMATEUR!"
BTVS // Life Serial
Angel is Lame
- Buffybot: "Angel's lame. His hair sticks straight up, and he's
bloody stupid."
BTVS // Intervention
asshurt
- Buffy: "Nothing like getting your ass kicked to make your ass hurt."
BTVS // Family
atalooseend
- Giles: "I don't know. I was so at a loose end, that I found myself searching for someway to feel more..."
Buffy: "Shallow?" BTVS // The Real Me
atmyworst
- Tara: "Everytime I...even when I'm at my worst, you always make me feel special. How do you do that?"
Willow: "Magic." BTVS // Family
attributes
- Anya: "So, um, you Xanders really do have all the same memories, all the same...phsyical attributes?"
Suave Xander: "We're completely identical." Non Suave Xander: "Yeah, we checked out some stuff in the car on the way over. Fingerprints." BTVS // The Replacement
backaway
- Harmony: "And you can say good-bye to this. Because you're not gonna see it anymore. Unless you run into me somewhere and it's me walking away from you. But even then, I'll probably just, you know, back away."
BTVS // Crush
becomevamp
- Spike: "Becoming a vampire is a profound and powerful experience. I
could feel this new strength coursing through me. Getting killed made me feel
alive for the very first time."
BTVS // Fool For
Love
beddybye
- Spike: "Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy bye? All warm
and safe where nothing can eat you?"
BTVS // Blood Ties
beerhat
- Willow: "This is an extra special gift for your mom that I know she'll need. A beer hat! See? It's got cup holders and a straw that goes directly into your mouth, and you can fill it with other stuff than beer, and somehow, when I was in the store, this seemed like the most important idea and now there's the whole part where I'm crazy."
BTVS // Listening to Fear
bestfriendloophole
- Buffy: "What happened to 'People gotta respect a work ethic?'"
Willow: "Other people! Not me! There's a whole 'best friend' loophole!" BTVS // The Real Me
bgluv
- Buffy: "Giles...I love you."
BTVS // Intervention
bigbombclock
- Anya: "If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, big flashing red lights and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of colored wires and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one and then at the last second, no, the red one, and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave. Like that, okay?"
Xander: "Check. Big bomb clock." BTVS // Triangle
bigpineapple
- Willow: "There's Canus Minor, and Cassiopeia..."
Tara: "And the Big Pineapple." Willow: "I'm...you know, I'm not sure I remember that one." BTVS // Listening to Fear
bitternaggravating
- Spike: "It's a predator thing. Nothing wrong with it. Know your enemy's scent, wet the appetite for a hunt. ::inhales:: Ahh, that's the stuff. Slayer musk. It's bitter and aggravatin'. Grrr!"
BTVS // Shadow
bittybuffy
- Spike: "Well, what do you know? A bitty Buffy."
BTVS // Forever
bleachedbones
- Buffy: "A guide, but no food or water. So it leads me to the sacred place, and then a week later, it leads you to my bleached bones?"
Giles: "Buffy, please. It takes more than a week to bleach bones." BTVS // Intervention
bleedinghell
- Spike: "What the BLEEDING HELL is wrong with you BLOODY WOMEN?! What the hell does it take?! Why do you BITCHES torture me?!"
BTVS // Crush
bobbarker
- Minion: "We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker!"
BTVS // Intervention
bodyiscold
- Buffy: "She's cold."
Operator: "The body is cold?" Buffy: "No, my mom!" BTVS // The Body
borninbarn
- Glory: "You hit me! What are you, crazy? You can't go around hitting people! What were you, born in a barn?"
BTVS // No Place Like Home
bornpainass
- Buffy: "Where you born this big a pain in the ass?"
BTVS // Fool For Love
Bourbon
- Buffy: "Ew."
BTVS // Crush
Boyfriend
- Dawn: "What are you doing?"
Buffy: "My boyfriend. Go away." BTVS // No Place Like Home
bravoforme
- Giles: "Well, I'm not dead or unconscious, so I say bravo for me."
BTVS // The Replacement
breadbox
- Spike: "Is it bigger than a breadbox?"
Harmony: "No. Four left." Spike: "So, it's smaller than a breadbox." Harmony: "Nooo, only three." Spike: "Harmony, is it a sodding breadbox?" Harmony: "Yes! Oh my god! Someone's Blondie Bear is a 20 question genius!"
BTVS // Out of My Mind
brownrobe
- Spike: "Brown robe types are always protecting something. That's the only way they can justify giving up girls.
BTVS // Blood Ties
bruiseleather
- Spike: "Hey, watch it! Easy! You're bruising the leather!"
BTVS // Shadow
buckleup
- Spike: "Buckle up, kids. Daddy's putting the hammer down."
BTVS // Spiral
Buggered
- Spike: "Well, not exactly the St. Crispin’s Day Speech, was it?"
Giles: "We few, we happy few." Spike: "We band of buggered." BTVS // The Gift
bunnyomen
- Anya: "No, no, no! It's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all gonna die! Oh god!"
BTVS // The Gift
Butt Monkey
- Xander: "I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphillis. As of this moment, it's over. I am finished being everybody's BUTT MONKEY!"
Buffy: "Check. No more butt monkey." BTVS // Buffy v. Dracula
candlesnpretense
- Giles: "Uh, uh, we just need to light the candles. Also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk."
Willow: "Check. Candles and pretense." BTVS // The Replacement
cantlose
- Buffy: "Also smart. They picked the perfect thing. I can't lose you."
Giles "Thank you." BTVS // Checkpoint
cantpickflowers
- Harmony: You know what it means that he can't hurt any living thing? It means he can't even pick flowers.
Spike: What? Yes I can!" BTVS // Out of My Mind
ceptspike
- Giles: "And...you're not just dealing with, uh, two little girls."
Xander: "You're dealing with all of us." Spike: "'Cept me." Xander: "'Cept Spike." Spike: "I don't care what happens." BTVS // Family
charmingandfunny
- Tara: "Do you have any books on robots?"
Giles: "Oh, yes, dozens. An enormous amount of research we should do before no I'm lying, I haven't got squat. I just like to see Xander squirm." Xander: "Heh. Funny. Charming and funny." BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
choochoo
- Xander: "What's with the hand move? Does that like mean something?"
Willow: "It's code. I think it breaks down to 'choo-choo'." BTVS // Fool For Love
Chosen
- Harmony: "Oh, I'm gonna stake you. I'm coming after you, you bad evil vampire. And I'm gonna slay you. I'm sneaking up...and I'm gonna stake you so much with my slaying powers that I have because I'm the chosen on-::tackle:: Oh, Spike..."
BTVS // Crush
Closeenough
- Drusilla: "I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strengths. His vision. His glory. That and burning baby fishes swimming all round your head."
William: "That’s quite close enough. I’ve heard tales of London pickpockets. You’ll not be getting my purse, I tell you." BTVS // Fool for Love
cookiedough
- Giles: "Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance, and we ate cookie dough and talked about boys."
BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
commandshutup
- Spike: "The god of what, bad home perms?"
Glory: "Shut up! I command you, shut up!" Spike: "Yeah, okay. Sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing light weights. Mark my words, the slayer is going to kick your skanky, lop-sided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish fashion victim ex-god like you." BTVS // Intervention
convent
- Buffy: "I killed something in a convent last night."
Xander: "In any other room, a frightening declaration. Here, a welcome distraction. Tell us all about the killing, Buff." Buffy: "Pretty standard. Vampire staking. Oh, but I met a nun, and she let me try on her whimple." Xander: "Okay, and now we're back to frightening." BTVS // Triangle
Crashing
- Drusilla: "And I wonder what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears."
BTVS // Fool for Love
creepylittledweeb
- Buffy: "You're one creepy little dweeb, Warren."
BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
crucifywitches
- Glory: "You know what they used to do to witches, lover? Crucify them."
Buffy: "They used to bow down to gods." BTVS // Tough Love
customers
- Giles: "Did you see that? Customers, real live customers. They came in, I gave them things, they gave me money, and then they left. Hee hee!"
BTVS // No Place Like Home
Dark Master-bator
- Xander: "Like any of that's enough to fight the dark Master!...bator."
BTVS // Buffy v. Dracula
darkprinceenvy
- Xander: "Nice. Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy."
BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
deadalready
- Glory: "Buffy! If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already."
BTVS // Checkpoint
deadness
- Anya: "Go deadness for the demons!"
BTVS // Checkpoint
deathwish
- Spike: "Now you see. That's the secret. Not the punch she didn't throw, or the kick she didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every slayer has a death wish. Even you."
BTVS // Fool for Love
demonnonsense
- Interogator: "Do either of you know anything about the Key?"
Anya: "Nope. Sounds demony to me. I don't hold with that demon nonsense." BTVS // Checkpoint
devour
- BuffyBot: "Oh, Spike, devour me!"
BTVS // Intervention
dictionary
- Willow: "I'm not stealing! I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is *that* stealing?"
BTVS // Triangle
differentvibe
- Spike: "I wasn't lurking. I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe."
BTVS // Blood Ties
Doinkle
- Xander: "Shpadoinkle!"
BTVS // The Gift
drivensnow
- Spike: "Damn right I'm impure. I'm as impure as the driven yellow
snow. Let me go."
BTVS // Intervention
endangeredmoney
- Anya: "Did you hurt the money?! Money good! She endangered the money!"
BTVS // Triangle
essential
- Tara: "I just never feel useful."
Willow: "You are. You're essential." BTVS // Family
everythingihopedfor
- Giles: "I'm so proud of you. You've come so far. You're everything a watcher...everything I could've hoped for."
BTVS // Spiral
evilfordummies
- Harmony: "I've been doing my homework. Reading books and stuff?"
Spike: "What, evil for dummies?" BTVS // The Real Me
Ew
Dawn: "Ew." BTVS // Checkpoint
Excellent
- Xander: "That was excellent."
BTVS // Checkpoint
excellentspookiness
- Xander: "I will serve you, your excellent spookiness. Or Master, I'll just stick with Master."
BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
exit
- Xander: "Brilliant. What an exit!"
BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
Fascists
- Willow: "Fascists."
BTVS // Checkpoint
feelsafewithyou
- Spike: "They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect."
Dawn: "I feel safe with you." Spike: ::chokes:: Take that back!" BTVS // Crush
feelsexy
- Spike: "Yeah. I feel real sexy."
BTVS // Intervention
fightingnotcool
- Buffy: "Were you guys having a fight? 'Cause you know, fighting's not cool."
BTVS // The Gift
finesse
- Anya: "I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!"
BTVS // Triangle
Fishes
- Drusilla: “That and burning baby fishes swimming all ‘round your
head.”
BTVS // Fool for Love
flamephase
- Buffy: "Spike."
Spike: "Hi, Buffy. You know, contrary to one's self-involved world view, your house happens to be directly between...parts...and other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day but I feel I'm outgrowing my whole 'burst into flames' phase." BTVS // No Place Like Home
forkimpale
- Xander: "Are you talking to me hoping that I'll get so depressed that I'll impale myself on a fork right in front of you?"
Spike: "Lovely thought. If I don't hurt you myself, the chip wouldn't zap me. I could eat you that way." BTVS // Triangle
gameoflife
- Anya: "We are gonna have fun, fun, fun! Look! I've got Monopoly, Clue, and ooh, the Game of Life!"
BTVS // The Real Me
Gaynow
- Willow: "Hello? Gay now."
BTVS // Triangle
Gift2
- Tara: "::slap:: Bitch! I'm supposed to work on the factors."
BTVS // The Gift
givinguponmen
- Joyce: "I'm not like this, I don't invite strange men over for coffee, it's just...oh, when you girls are older you'll understand. It's hard to date. Sometimes you just feel like giving up on men alltogether."
BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
gladtosee
- Spike: "Someone's glad to see me."
BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
Giggle
- Drusilla giggling.
BTVS // Crush
goodplanspike
- Spike: "Good plan, Spike."
BTVS // Intervention
goodshowgiles
- Giles: "Oh, good show, Giles. At least you didn't get knocked out for a change."
BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
goschool
- Willow: "I'm like, go school, it's your birthday!"
BTVS //
Tough Love
gottagothroughme
- Buffy: "You want her, Mr. Mclay? You can go ahead and take her. You just gotta go through me."
Mr Mclay: "What?" Buffy: "You heard me. You wanna take Tara out of here, against her will, you gotta come through me." Dawn: "And me." BTVS // Family
gratitude
- Spike: "Your hearfelt gratitude's plenty. 'Spect I'll be getting that any moment."
BTVS // Checkpoint
haircolor
- Glory: "What the hell is that, and why is his hair that color?"
BTVS // Intervention
hardcoredrugs
- Glory: "Call me crazy, but as hardcore drugs go, human emotions are just useless."
BTVS // Weight of the World
harderisbetter
- Buffy: "You always think harder is better."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // No Place Like Home
harmonygang
- Harmony: "What's so funny?"
Xander: "Nothing. What could be funny, just, look out! It's the terrifying Harmony gang! Oooh!" BTVS // The Real Me
havedrugs
- Anya: "Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now, you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and have drugs!"
BTVS // Triangle
hehurtmynose
- Tara: "I'm not a demon."
Willow: "You're not a demon." Tara: "He hurt my nose." Spike: "Yeah, you're welcome." BTVS // Family
highfirm
- Spike: "Or maybe your beauty's fading. Stress of slaying aging you
prematurely. Things not as high, not as firm."
BTVS //
Checkpoint
hokeypokey
- Giles: "I, uh, jump out of the circle, and then I jump back in it, and then I...shake my gourd."
Buffy: "I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey pokey and turn themselves around." BTVS // Intervention
hottightbody
- Spike: "You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot,
tight little body and make me."
BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
howlermonkeys
- Dawn: "'Cause Mom adopted you from a shoebox full of Howler Monkeys, and never told you because it could hurt your delicate baby feelings."
BTVS // No Place Like Home
hundredpercent
- Spike: "What's the matter, Slayer? You're not feeling 100%?"
Buffy: "No." Spike: "They didn't put a chip in your head, did they?" Buffy: "No." Spike: "Be funny if they did." Buffy: "Spike!" BTVS // Checkpoint
idontunderstand
- Anya: "But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens, how we go through this. I mean, I knew her! And then she's...there's just a body and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal, and stupid, and Xander's crying and not talking, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, JOyce will never have anymore fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me WHY!"
BTVS // The Body
Imagination
- Drusilla: “Don’t need a purse. You’re wealth lies here… and here. In the spirit and… imagination. You walk in worlds the others can’t begin to imagine.”
William: “Oh yes. Uh… I mean, no. I mean… uhm… mother’s expecting me.” BTVS // Fool for Love
imdying
- Anya: "Yes, there is! There's a hurry, Xander! I'm dying. I may have as few as fifty years left."
BTVS // The Replacement
IOU
- Willow: "I owe you pain!"
BTVS // Tough love
iwillalwaysfindyou
- Tara: "Willow?"
Willow: "Tara?" Tara: "I got so lost." Willow: "I found you. I will ALWAYS find you."
BTVS // The Gift
japcommercials
- Willow: "You know what's weird?"
Tara: "Japanese commercials are weird." Willow: "Yes." BTVS // Listening to Fear
jointheclub
- Buffy: "I just had a bad day."
Dawn: "Well, join the
club." Buffy: "Can I be president?" Dawn: "I'M president.
You can be the janitor." BTVS // No Place Like Home
junglecat
- Xander: "You know what he's like? He's like a cat. You know, a big jungle cat. How come I'm not like that? It's just so cool."
Willow: "I think you're cool." BTVS // Fool For Love
knowiknow
- Willow: "Now that I know there's something to know, I can't NOT
know just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know?"
BTVS //
Buffy vs Dracula
laborsavingattachments
- Warren: "She's more than that."
Buffy: "Look, I'm sure she has many exciting labor-saving attachments." BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
likegamemuchmore
- Spike: "If you don't admit that there's something there, some tiny feeling for me, then I'll untie Dru and let her kill you instead."
Drusilla: "Yes, please. I like that game much more." BTVS // Crush
lilpileocrackers
- Willow: "Teach me."
Tara: "See those stars over there? Short man looking uncomfortable. A moose getting a sponge bath. Mmm...little pile o'crackers. That was a bit of a stretch." BTVS // Listening to Fear
literal
- Anya: "Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private. 'I dislike that Anya! She's newly human, and strangely literal.'"
BTVS // Triangle
logic
- Xander: "That's insane troll logic."
BTVS // Triangle
Lollipops
- Drusilla: "Like lollipops at the circus."
BTVS // Crush
lookbreak
- Buffy: "You got her a book on spells? The girl who can break things by just looking at them now has a book to teach her to break things by looking at them?"
BTVS // Listening to Fear
looksstake
- Spike: "Oh, dear, if looks could stake."
BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
Loveall
- Spike: “Ah, when you say you love us ‘all’…?”
Giles and Xander: “Shut up.” BTVS // The Gift
lovelovelove
- Giles: "Buffy."
Buffy: "Giles. I love you. Love love love love love. Giles, it feels strange." Giles: "I shouldn't wonder." BTVS // Intervention
lurkingaction
- Xander: "Somehow, I don't think a girl that looks like that's gonna be lonely for too long."
Willow: "Definitely not. Well, not me! I was just saying, a pretty girl like that, there's always someone lurking around looking for some action." BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
manbitch
-
Xander: "Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man bitch?!"
BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
manufacturing
- Buffy: "So, you have girl troubles. They're not talking to you, you're not getting dates. You start thinking, 'Hey, this isn't fair.'"
Warren: "Yeah, I mean, I felt like I deserved to have someone. I mean, everyone deserves to have someone." Buffy: "So, naturally, you turned to manufacturing." BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
marrymeslap
- Xander: "Anya, you wanna marry me?"
Anya: ::SLAP:: Xander: "Can I take that as a maybe?" BTVS // The Gift
Mess
- Drusilla: "Look at the wonderful mess you made."
BTVS // Fool for Love
missedthememo
- Harmony: "Didn't you hear? I'm totally her arch-nemesis!"
Spike: "Is that right. I must have missed the memo." Harmony: There was a mem-?" BTVS // Out of My Mind
Mock
- Buffy: "Go mock yourself."
BTVS // Crush
modicumofrespect
- Giles: "Perhaps as I am to act as your watcher again, a modicum of respect might be in order."
Buffy: "Do I have to?" BTVS // The Real Me
Mommy
- Buffy: "Mom? Mom? Mommy?"
BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
moneybetterpeople
- Willow: "'I like money better than people! People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!"
BTVS // Triangle
moreiknowyou
- Buffy: "The more I get to know you? The more I wish I didn't."
BTVS // Checkpoint
movethebody
- Buffy: "No...no...no..."
Giles: "Joyce? Joyce?" Buffy: "We're not supposed to move the body!" BTVS // The Body
movethehellon
- Giles: "Move the hell on."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // I Was Made to Love You
naked
- Buffy: "Riley?"
Spike: "It's me." Buffy: "Everytime you show up like this, you risk all of you parts, you know that?" Spike: "I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you, and-are you naked under there?" Buffy: "Get out." Spike: "No, I'm serious. I mean, not about the naked part, I mean..." BTVS // Into the Woods
Naughty
- Drusilla: “Ooo, Spike. Look at the wonderful mess you’ve made. That’s a Slayer you’ve done in. Naughty… wicked Spike.”
BTVS // Fool for Love
Naughty2
- Drusilla: "Naughty…wicked Spike."
BTVS // Fool for Love
neverbeyou
- Buffy: "It wouldn't be you, Spike. It would never be you. You're beneath me."
BTVS // Fool For Love
niceday
- Anya: "Have a nice day! Don't get killed!"
BTVS // Into the
Woods
noimagining
- Xander: "Spike must have had her built so he could program her to-"
Buffy: "Oh, god." Willow: "Yikes. Imagine the things-" Buffy: "No, no, no imagining, any of you." Xander: "Already got the visuals." BTVS // Intervention
nointerruptions
- Council Member: "This is beyond insolence-"
TWANG. Buffy: "I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions." BTVS // Checkpoint
nosmokingsign
- Doctor: "Would you please put out that cigarette? It's really not allowed."
Harmony: "Oh yeah? Says who? Oh god, sorry! Didn't see the sign!" BTVS // Out of My Mind
notabaddog
- Drusilla: "Electricity lies, Spike. It tells you you're not a bad dog, but you are."
BTVS // Crush
notcoolwithwitchcraft
- Dawn: "She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told Mom one time I wished they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs. I guess her generation isn't cool with witchcraft."
BTVS // The Real Me
Notmakeit
- Buffy: “We’re not all gonna make it. You know that.”
Spike: “Yeah. Hey, always knew I’d go down fightin’.” BTVS // The Gift
notmyboyfriend
- Glory: "If he wakes up, tell your boyfriend to watch his mouth."
Buffy: "He is NOT my boyfriend." BTVS // Blood Ties
nuzzletodeath
- Giles: "Now, I was not making time. I was just about to kill those loathsome creatures when Riley interrupted me."
Riley: "Really? You were gonna nuzzle 'em to death?" BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
ohgodmyleg
- Buffy: "You ever heard the expression, 'Biting off more than you can chew?' Okay, um, how about the expression, 'vampire slayer'?"
Vampire: "What the hell you talking about?" Buffy: "Wow! Never heard that one. Okay, how about, 'oh god, my leg, my leg'?" Vampire: "Oh god, my leg!" Buffy: "See? Now we're communicating." BTVS // The Gift
oh please dont
- Graham: "We gotta get this taken care of immediately. We gotta get you into an operating room."
Riley: "Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where they can make me unconscious and naked." BTVS // Out of My Mind
oneyedchiclet
- Glory: "'Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out, 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I"m the original one eyed chiclet in the kingdom of the blind. 'Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts."
BTVS // Weight of the World
onegoodday
- Spike: "And we just keep coming. But you can kill a hundred, a thousand, a thousand thousand and the enemies of Hell besides and all we need is for one of us- just one- sooner or later to have the thing we're all hoping for."
Buffy: "And that would be what?" Spike: "One... good... day." BTVS // Fool For Love
onlysomuch
- Giles: "Dear god, there's only so much I can take."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // I Was Made to Love You
outforawalk
- Buffy: "Five words or less."
Spike: "Out. for. a. walk. Bitch." BTVS // No Place Like Home
Outsidebox
- Anya: “She’s a god. Let’s think outside the box.”
Spike: “Why don’t you go think outside the bleeding box.” BTVS // The Gift
Ow
- Spike: "Ow! Bloody Hell! Oh God! Hey."
BTVS // Into the Woods
painfullove
- Xander: "I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love."
BTVS // Into the Woods
paintclowns
- Dracula: "I came to meet the reknowned killer."
Buffy: "Yeah, I prefer the term slayer. Killer just sounds so-" Dracula: "Naked?" Buffy: "Like I paint clowns, or something." BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
passions
- Joyce: "I love what you've, um, neglected to do with the place."
Spike: "Just don't break anything. Don't make a lot of noise, Passions is coming on." Joyce: "Passions? Oh, do you think Timmy's really dead?" Spike: "Oh, no, no. She can just sew him back together. He's a doll for god's sake." Joyce: "What about the wedding? I mean, there's no way they're gonna go through with that." BTVS // Checkpoint
pinkwriggly
- Spike: "Harmony, if your incessant prattling bolloxes up this operation, I'm gonna personally yank out your pink and wriggly tongue."
BTVS // Out of My Mind
playcheckers
- Dawn: "Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with."
Tara: "It sounded convincing when I thought it." BTVS // Intervention
prettypiecesofpaper
- Buffy: "I've got a proposition for you."
Spike: "Funny, I've got a proposition for you, what about knocking? Seems only fair since we vamps can't enter your flat without an invite, you could at least - Say, look at those pretty pieces of paper." BTVS // Out of My Mind
pricingshow
- Spike: "Yeah, okay. The key. Here's the thing. It's that guy on TV. What's his name?"
Glory: "On the television?" Spike: "On that show, the price show. Where they guess what stuff costs?" Minion: "The Price is Right?" Minion: "Bob Barker! We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker!" BTVS // Intervention
Promiselady
- Spike: “You don’t come near the girl, Doc.”
Doc: “I don’t smell a soul anywhere on you. Why do you even care?” Spike: “I made a promise to a lady.” BTVS // The Gift
Protecther
- Buffy: “I’m counting on you to protect her.”
Spike: “Til the end of the world, even if that happens to be tonight.” BTVS // The Gift
quirky
- Willow: "We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's...you know...insane."
Tara: "I say quirky." BTVS // Triangle
Ramones
- Spike: “Domp ba domp ba domp domp… I wanna be sedated!”
BTVS // Crush
reasonable
- Spike: "Hey! Hey, let's be reasonable about this!"
BTVS // Into the Woods
regrouping
- Buffy: "I was regrouping."
Spike: "You were about to be regrouped into separate piles." BTVS // Checkpoint
relationship
- Council Member: "Your relationship. Whatever you can tell me."
Tara: "O-o-our relationship?" Willow: "We're friends." Tara: "Good friends." Willow: "Girlfriends, actually." Tara: "Yes, we're girlfriends." Willow: "We're in love. We're...lovers. Lesbian, gay type lovers." Council Member: "I meant your relationship with the slayer." Tara: "Um...just good friends." BTVS // Checkpoint
salemwitches
- Tara: "Oh, yeah, Willow wants to watch this thing on the History Channel tonight. Salem witch trial stuff, which is only gonna get her all upset."
Anya: "I was there. It really wasn't that bad. See, if you were really a witch, you'd do a spell to escape. So, really, it was only bad for the falsely accused, and, well, they never have a good time." BTVS // Intervention
santaclaus
- Dawn: "Sorta figured out the whole 'no santa' thing."
Anya: "That's a myth." Dawn: "Yeah." Anya: "No, I mean, it's a myth that it's a myth. There is a Santa Claus." Xander: "The advantage of having a thousand year old girlfriend. Inside scoop." Tara: "There's a santa claus?" Anya: "Mm-hmm. Been around since, like, the 1500's. He wasn't always called santa, but you know, Christmas night, flying reindeer, coming down the chimney, all true." Dawn: "All true?" Anya: "Well, he doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as, you know, disembowel children, but otherwise..." Tara: "Well, the reindeer part was nice." BTVS // The Body
schoolboredom
- Buffy: "How was school today?"
Dawn: "Oh, the usual. Big square building filled with boredom and despair." Buffy: "Just how I remember it." BTVS // No Place Like Home
seehimnaked
- Buffybot: "You're right, he's evil. But, you should see him naked. I mean, really."
BTVS // Intervention
sharpwheels
- Willow: "Hey, Giles! Sharp wheels!"
Tara: "The rest of the car is nice, too." BTVS // The Real Me
shesarobot
- Warren: "This is something that you can't possibly know. She's a robot."
Buffy: "Uh-huh." BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
shouldntjudge
- Willow: "Well, Tara's right. Grief can be powerful, and we shouldn't judge-"
Tara: "What, are you kidding? She's nuts!" BTVS // Intervention
sinisterattraction
- Buffybot: "Darn your sinister attraction."
BTVS // Intervention
sirewhipped
- Brad: "I had to get her something, she's my sire."
Cyrus: "Sire whipped." BTVS // The Real Me
sketches
- Willow: "And, I think with your mom, and everything, everyone was being all sympathetic, and making you feel weak, and Spike wasn't like that. So, just this one time, you did something kinda crazy."
Buffybot: "It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches." BTVS // Intervention
slap
- Tara: ::slap:: "Bitch!"
BTVS // The Gift
slaptogether
- Anya: "Well, maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home and we can all have sex together, and then, you know, slap 'em back together in the morning."
BTVS // The Replacement
sleepingthesleep
- Spike: "It's just we took on that Glory chippie together. I was right there with you, fighting the fight."
Buffy: "Actually, you were sleeping the sleep of the knocked unconscious." BTVS // Crush
smartchicks
- Xander: "Smart chicks are so hot."
Willow: "You couldn't have figured that out in 10th grade?" BTVS // The Gift
sod
- Spike: "Sod off."
BTVS // Fool For Love
sodoff
- Spike: "Yeah, you know what I prefer to being hunted? Getting caught."
Angelus: "That's brilliant strategy, really. Pure cunning." Spike: "Sod off." BTVS // Fool For Love
somuchtrouble
- Buffy: "You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home."
BTVS // Real Me
spander
- Xander: "No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong, and mysterious, and sort of compact but well-muscled."
Buffy: "I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be!" BTVS // Intervention
specialed
- Spike: "Look at this. Special Ed remembers."
BTVS // Weight of the World
Spellingbad
- Tara: "I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's.. depressing."
BTVS // I Was Made to Love you
spicytalk
- Tara: "She practically had 'Genuine Molded Plastic' stamped on her ass. Just trying a little spicy talk."
BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
spikeblah
- Spike: "Blah blah blah."
BTVS // Blood Ties
spikenow
- Angelus: "Perhaps it's my advancing years that makes me so forgetful, William. Remind me, why don't we kill you?"
Spike: (choked) "Spike." Angelus: "What's that?" Spike: "It's Spike now. You'd do well to remember it, mate." Angelus: "I'm not your mate. And when'd you start talking like that?" BTVS // Fool For Love
spikewearingcoat
- Buffybot: "It's Spike! And he's wearing a coat."
BTVS // Intervention
statefarm
- Buffy: "I mean, I thought he was dependable!"
Xander: "Dependable? What is he, State Farm?" BTVS // Into the Woods
Stoned
- Spike: "Is everyone here very stoned?"
BTVS // Weight of the World
stopexplainingthings
- Willow: "I had too much nog."
Tara: "Oh, baby, want me to rub your tummy? She likes it when I...um...stop explaining things." BTVS // The Body
strangeoffput
- Dracula: "You are strange and offputting."
BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
Strategy
- Angelus: “That’s brilliant strategy, really. Pure cunning.”
BTVS // Fool for Love
stronglikeamazon
- Tara: "We can be strong."
Willow: "Strong like an amazon?" Tara: "Strong like an amazon, right." BTVS // The Body
stupidhair
- Spike: "You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because god knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and, and I never really liked you anyway, and, and you have stupid hair."
BTVS // No Place Like Home
Sunshine
- Willow: "He's not a ball of sunshine!"
BTVS // Triangle
superpowers
- Glory: "I just noticed something. You have superpowers! That is so cool. Can you fly?"
BTVS // No Place Like Home
Supportive
- Harmony: “I’m trying to be supportive here, so don’t drive a stake through my heart like last time.”
BTVS // Fool for Love
surprisethis
- Willow: "And we're what, surprised by this?"
BTVS // Triangle
swellbowler
- Xander: "I'm also a swell bowler."
Anya: "Has his own shoes." Spike: "The gods themselves do tremble." BTVS // The Gift
takesonetoknow
- Riley: "Because you're harmless."
Spike: "Oh, yeah,
right. Takes one to know, I suppose. At least I still got the attitude. What
you got, a peircing glance?" BTVS // Shadow
takethisthewrongway
- Buffy: "Don't take this the wrong way, but-" ::punch::
Spike: "Ow." BTVS // No Place Like Home
teletubbies
- Spike: "Sneaking out to braid hair and watch Teletubbies with your
mates?"
BTVS // Blood Ties
tellmeastory
- Willow: "Tell me a story."
Tara: "Okay. Once upon a time, there was, um ... a kitty. She was very little, and she was all alone, and nobody wanted her. Willow: "This is a very upsetting story."> Tara: "Oh, oh, but it gets better. 'Cause one day the kitty was running around in the street and a man came, and swooped her up and took her to the pound. And at the pound there were lots of other kitties, and there were puppies, and some ferrets." Willow: "Were there dolphins?" Tara: "Yes. Many dolphins at the pound." Willow: "Or was there a camel?" Tara: "There was the front of a camel. A half camel." Willow: "Did the kitty get chosen by some nice people?" Tara: "Well, now you ruined the ending." BTVS // Family
thattickles
- Giles: "Ah...ah...oh...that...that...tickles! Oh...oh dear god..."
BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
thinkweredancing
- Spike: "She was cunning, resourceful... oh, did I mention? Hot. I could have danced all night with that one."
Buffy: "You think we're dancing?" Spike: "That's all we've ever done." BTVS // Fool For Love
thoughtgoingcrazy
- Warren: "I thought I was going crazy."
Buffy: "Really? You?" BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
tilthecowscomehome
- Buffy: "I mean, I can beat up the demons until the cows come home. And then I can beat up the cows."
BTVS // Intervention
tinkerbell
- Tara: "How'd you do that? With the light?"
Willow: "Oh, you know. You taught me." Tara: "I taught you teeny Tinkerbell light." Willow: "Okay, so I tinkered with the Tinkerbell." BTVS // Out of My Mind
tosscookies
- Spike: "Or what, you're gonna toss your cookies on my shoes?"
BTVS // Spiral
tricycles
- Spike: "Hey, Gramps, bloody step on it."
Giles: "Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power." BTVS // Spiral
troll land
- Anya: "It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday,
or the crazy melty land, or, you know, the world without
shrimp."
Tara: "There's a world without shrimp? I'm
allergic." Willow: "He's probably in troll land." BTVS //
Triangle
twoworms
- Glory: "Wait, I've always wanted to try this. You know that thing with worms, where if you have one and you rip it in half, you get two worms? You think that'll work with you?"
BTVS // No Place Like Home
undeadmanwalking
- Xander: "Would you give it a rest, or-"
Spike: "Or what? You're gonna toss your cookies on my shoes?" Xander: "Or you can be undead man walking. See how fast you can hitch a ride with a flaming thumb." Spike: "Fine. Shrimp." BTVS // Spiral
ungratefulbitch
- Spike: "Um...there's something I gotta tell you about showing you
Riley and that place. I didn't mean to...anyway, I know you're feeling all
betrayed. By him! Not me! I was trying to help, you know. Not like I made him
be there, after all. I was actually trying to help you. Best intentions. I
mean, you know, pretty state you'd be in, thinking things are alright while
he's toddling halfway 'round the bend. Oh, I'll insult him if I want to! I'm
the one who's on your side! Me! Doing you a favor, and YOU being dead petty
about it! Me, getting nothing but your hatred and your venom and you
UNGRATEFUL BITCH!"
BTVS // Triangle
Unholy Prince-bator
- Xander: “I think you’re drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the unholy prince… bator.”
BTVS // Buffy v. Dracula
unleashedit
- Spike: "Come on, when was the last time you unleashed it?"
BTVS // Fool For Love
valuabletime
- Glory: "And another thing? I just want you to know, this whole 'beat you to death' thing I'm doing? Is valuable time out of life that I'm never gonna get back."
BTVS // No Place Like Home
villainhello
- Harmony: "I am a villain, Spike. Helloooo."
BTVS // Out of My Mind
vixen
- Tara: "Vixen."
BTVS // Family
wannadance
- Spike: "I can feel it, slayer. You know you wanna
dance."
BTVS // Fool For Love
weirdlove
- Buffy: "Weird love is better than no love."
BTVS // Intervention
whatabout
- Spike: "Bloody hell! You threw me through a window! What's that
about?!"
BTVS // I Was Made to Love You
whenwegonnadoit
- Harmony: "What's your question?"
Cyrus: "Uh, when are we gonna do it?" Harmony: "Ew! That's rude! I barely know you! And you're a minion!" BTVS // The Real Me
whosbad
- Spike: "That's right. Who's bad now?"
BTVS // Blood Ties
williamthebloody
- Guy: "And that's actually one of his better compositions."
Guy: "Have you heard? They call him William the Bloody because of his bloody awful poetry!" Guy: It suits him. I'd rather have a railroad spike through my head than listen to that awful stuff!" BTVS // Fool For Love
willowdemon
- Anya: "Willow's a demon?!"
BTVS // Checkpoint
willowhand
- Willow: "What do you see?"
Tara: "Willow hand." BTVS // Out of My Mind
witchfoo
- Buffy: "Willow, check you out! Witch foo!"
Willow: "It's no big. Just have to balance the elements, so when you affect one, you don't wind up causing...::thunder:: I didn't do it, I didn't do it!" BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula
witchinmagicbox
- Willow: "Ohh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop!"
BTVS // Out of My Mind
wooandhoo
- Xander: "Woo! And might I add, a big hoo!"
BTVS // Shadow
workedhard
- Xander: "The point is, I work hard for that money."
Spike: "And you're saying I didn't?" Xander: "You stole it!" Spike: "And you're making it into very hard work!" BTVS // Crush
workinggal
- Anya: "I have a place in the world now. I'm part of the system. I'm a working gal."
BTVS // Family
Worlds
- Drusilla: “You walk in worlds the others can’t begin to imagine.”
BTVS // Fool for Love
Worship
- Xander: "Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers."
Anya: "Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares." Xander: "Sorry." BTVS // Shadow
worthit
- Spike: "This is gonna be worth it." (SMACK!)
Xander and Spike: "OW!" BTVS // Weight of the World
yellrealloud
- Xander: "Hey, Riley! What's the (hand gesture) all about?"
Riley: "It means yell real loud so the vampires who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance." BTVS // Fool For Love
youarethecenter
- Giles: "You are the center. And within you, there is the core of your being. Of what you are. Find it. Breathe into it. Focus inward, and let the world fall away. Fall away. Fall away..."
BTVS // The Real Me
youdatedatroll
- Xander: "You dated him?"
Buffy: "You dated a troll?" Willow: "And we're, what, surprised by this?" Anya: "Well, he wasn't a troll then! He was just a big dumb guy, and, you know, he cheated on me, and I made him into a troll, which, by the way, is how I got the job as a vengeance demon." BTVS // Triangle
yourebigbad
- Buffybot: "Oh, Spike, you're the big bad. You're the big bad!"
BTVS // Intervention
yourejustagirl
- Victim: "But you're...just a girl."
Buffy: "That's what I keep saying." BTVS // The Gift
^ Top ^
Season 6
147Days
- Buffy: "How long was I gone?"
Spike: "147 days yesterday. 148 today. Except today doesn't count, does it? How long was it for you? Where you were?" Buffy: "Longer." BTVS // Afterlife
acrossmyknee
- Giles: "I'm, uh, called Rupert Giles."
Anya: "Rupert." Spike: "Rupert. ::snicker::" Giles: "You're not too old to put across my knee, you know." BTVS // Tabula Rasa
andrewkillher
- Andrew: "Kill her. KILL HER!"
BTVS // Seeing Red
Arch
- Warren: "We're your archnemesisisisisis.ees."
BTVS // Gone
ateadecorator
- Spike: "Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something
stuck."
BTVS // Dead Things
awwanya
- Anya: "Will I look good when I've gotten old?"
BTVS // OMWF
belongintheshadows
- Spike: "No, don't close your eyes. Look at them. That's not your world. You belong in the shadows. With me. Look at your friends and tell me you don't love getting away with this right under their noses."
BTVS // Dead Things
bestfriendforever
- Anya: "Ohh, I want to see Xander now!"
Willow: "You can't! It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her dress, remember?" Anya: "Right. I can't keep all of these ridiculous traditions straight. Well, what if I'm not wearing my dress when I see him? Okay, no sex. Cuddling? It's just I'm so excited, and I want to share it all with my best friend. I get to be with my best friend forever!" BTVS // Hell's Belles
bloodsuckingfiend
- Buffy: "Don't think about the evil, bloodsucking fiend. Focus on ANYTHING but the evil bloodsucking fiend. ::scream:: Thank you."
BTVS // Dead Things
Blowoutcandles
- Spike: "I'll let you blow out my candles."
BTVS // Older and
Far Away
brainstem
- Spike: "Thank god! You scared me half to death. Or, more to death.
You...I could kill you!"
Dawn: "Spike?" Spike: "I mean
it! I could rip your head off one handed and drink from your
brainstem!" BTVS // Afterlife
bringherback
- Willow: "Please. Please bring her back."
Osiris: "You may not violate the laws of natural passing." Willow: "How? How is this natural?!" BTVS // Villains
buckleuprupert
- Willow: "You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well, buckle up, Rupert. 'Cause I've turned pro."
BTVS // Grave
buffybridesmaid
- Buffy: "I'm Buffy the Bridesmaid."
BTVS // Hell's Belles
buggerthis
- Spike: "Bugger this."
BTVS // OMWF
bunnytheory
- Anya's Bunny Song.
BTVS // OMWF
canthearanything
- Dawn: "Oh! You and..."
Tara: "That's my cue to go put some clothes on." Dawn: "No! No, no, no! I'm totally not here. You guys, you do whatever you want. I'll go watch TV! Downstairs! Really loud! In the basement! Where I can't hear ANYTHING! Oh my god!" BTVS // Seeing Red
cantremembersaythat
- Anya: "I never know what you're talking about! Loo, shag, rawly. What the hell is all that?"
Giles: "What?! There's no way that you could remember me saying any of those words!" Anya: "Oh, bugger off, rawly." BTVS // Tabula Rasa
capitalistsuperiority
- Dawn: "You do this every night?"
Anya: "Every time I close out the cash register. The dance of capitalist superiority." BTVS // All the Way
Cheating
- Spike: "Hey, that's cheating."
BTVS // Gone
chumashtribe
- Anya: "I talk, he breezes."
Xander: "She doesn't know what 'please' is." Anya: "His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe." BTVS // OMWF
cleanglasses
- Buffy: "Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?"
Giles: "Tell no one." BTVS // All the Way
consequences
- Spike: "That's the thing about magic. There's always consequences. Always!"
BTVS // Afterlife
convenient
- Spike: "I'm just saying, vampires get you hot."
Buffy: "A vampire got me hot. ONE. But he's gone. You're just...you're just convenient." BTVS // Wrecked
Conversation
- Spike: "Are we having a conversation?"
Buffy: "What?! No! No...maybe." Spike: "Huh." BTVS // Dead Things
cuppatea
- Spike: "Oh, poor watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?"
BTVS // Bargaining 1
dadcandrive
- Spike: "Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic midlife crisis transport. Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis."
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
dancetilburn
- Spike: "Fine. I hope you dance til you burn. You and the little bit."
BTVS // OMWF
dancingcrazy
- Anya: "Look at me, I'm dancing crazy!"
BTVS // OMWF
Dancingdemon
- Giles: "I’ve got a theory that it’s a demon. A dancing demon! Nyeh, something isn’t right there."
BTVS // Once More with Feeling
dawnsintrouble
- Buffy: "So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."
BTVS // OMWF
dawnwah
- Willow: "Mom. Buffy. Tara. Waaah."
BTVS // Two to Go
deader
- Giles: "Think what you've done to Buffy."
Willow: "I brought her back." Giles: "At incredible risk!" Willow: "Risk? Of what? Making her deader?" BTVS // Flooded
Deadtoyou
- Spike: "Being with you touches me, more than I can say, but since I’m only dead to you, I’m saying stay away."
BTVS // Once More with Feeling
demonbetterpeople
- Anya: "See, this is why demons are better than people."
BTVS // Doublemeat Palace
destructorama
- Dawn: "It looks like they're just wrecking stuff. No thought other than just destruct-o-rama. What?"
Spike: "Oh, nothing. Just, uh...looked like fun." BTVS // Belonging Part 2
diditsing
- Dawn: "Oh, my god. You will never believe what happened at school today."
Buffy: "Everybody started singing and dancing?" Dawn: "I gave birth to a pterodactyl." Anya: "Oh my god, did it sing?" BTVS // OMWF
dontforgiveme
- Buffy: "Tell me that I'm wrong, please. Please don't forgive me. Please."
BTVS // Dead Things
Dontgo
- Tara: "You made me believe."
Giles: "Believe me I don’t wanna go." BTVS // Once More with Feeling
doyoulikeme
- Spike: "Do you even like me?"
Buffy: "Sometimes." Spike: "But you like what I do to you." BTVS // Dead Things
drunkbleh
- Buffy making her drunken bleh noise.
BTVS // Life Serial
Ending
- Spike: “Look you don’t have to say anything.”
Buffy: “I touch the fire and it freezes me.” Spike: “I died,” Buffy: “I look into it and it’s black. Spike: “so many years ago.” Buffy: “This isn’t real, but I just want to feel.” Spike: “You can make me feel.” Cast: “Where do we go from here?” BTVS // Once More with Feeling
entertainus
- Spike: "Here we are now. Entertain us."
BTVS // Two to Go
evergoodfor
- Willow: "The only thing Willow was ever good for...the only thing I had going for me were the moments...just moments...when Tara would look at me, and I was wonderful. And that will NEVER. HAPPEN. AGAIN."
BTVS // Two to Go
everynightsaveyou
- Spike: "But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I can see it all again, I do something different, more faster, more clever. Dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night I save you."
BTVS // Afterlife
evilscheme
- Tara: "What about the Trio's evil scheme?"
Willow: "I was kinda busy workin' on my own." BTVS // Seeing Red
evilwitches
- Xander: "It could be witches, some evil witches! Which is ridiculous, 'cause witches they were persecuted, wicca good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here."
BTVS // OMWF
exceptforbunnies
- Group: "There's nothing we can't face."
Anya: "Except for bunnies." BTVS // OMWF
excercising
- Spike: "What am I...what does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm excercising, aren't I?"
BTVS // Gone
exmummyhand
- Warren: "This mummy hand has ceased to be!"
Andrew: "It is an ex mummy hand!" BTVS // Life Serial
fantasia
- Willow: "Or I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incantation, it'll be like Fantasia."
Giles: "We all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey." Willow: "I think I'm a little more adept than a cartoon mouse." Tara: "And you have more fingers, which is good, 'cause...there's no need to wear those big white gloves to overcompensate." BTVS // All the Way
feelyouinside
- Tara: "The moon to the tide. I can feel you inside."
BTVS // OMWF
fightarealman
- Warren: "Wassamatta, baby? You never fight a real man before?"
BTVS // Seeing Red
firmyetsupple
- Xander: "You're the cutest of the scoobies with your lips as red as rubies and your firm yet supple warm embrace."
BTVS // OMWF
fouroclock
- Warren: "Ah, got visual of subject, four o'clock."
Jonathon: "That's not four o'clock." Warren: "Well, it is if you're facing the front of the van." Jonathon: "But we're not facing the front of the van, we're facing out that way. That's 12, so she's at two o'clock." Warren: "Look, she's OVER THERE, okay?!" Jonathon: "Okay." BTVS // Life Serial
freecableporn
- Andrew: "Plus, look what Warren and me discovered by accident before we drove away!"
Jonathon: "What?" All: "Free cable porn." BTVS // Life Serial
getaroominess
- Xander: "I bet they're not even working."
Buffy: "Who, now?" Xander: "Willow and Tara. Did you see the way they were with each other? The 'get a roominess' of each other?" BTVS // Once More With Feeling
golovemen
- Anya: "What kind of lesbians are you?! If you love men so much, go love men!"
BTVS // Entropy
goodbyewilliam
- Buffy: "I'm using you. I can't love you. I'm just being weak and selfish."
Spike: "Really not complaining here." Buffy: "And it's killing me. I have to be strong about this. I'm sorry, William." BTVS // As You Were
goodnightdeath
- Spike: "Willow's getting pretty strong, isn't she? Bringing you back. It's hard to get a good night's death around here."
BTVS // Afterlife
googlymoogly
- Xander: "Great googly moogly!"
BTVS // Bargaining 1
gowithslug
- Buffy: "You like slug? Go with slug! She's not gonna sleep with you anyway!"
BTVS // Life Serial
grabmagicbone
- Andrew: "Oh, she's coming over here! What do we do?"
Warren: "Jonathon, grab your magic bone." BTVS // Life Serial
grieveme
- Giles: Believe me I don't want to go."
Tara and Giles: "And it'll grieve me 'cause I love you so, but we both know." BTVS // OMWF
groovething
- Anya: "Come share in the joy of our groove thing."
BTVS // Dead Things
Handinhand
- Cast: “Understand we’ll go hand in hand, but we’ll walk alone in
fear.”
Giles: “Tell me.” Cast: “Where do we go from
here?” BTVS // Once More with Feeling
harmonize
- Tara and Giles: "Wish I could stay."
BTVS // OMWF
hatcow
- Buffy: "My hat has a cow."
BTVS // As You Were
havesomemoney
- Anya: "Here, have some money!"
BTVS // All the Way
Heaven
- Buffy: “No fear, no doubt, til they pulled me out of
heeeeaven.”
BTVS // Once More with Feeling
homophobia
- Jonathon: "I need you to hold hands."
Andrew: "With each other?" Warren: "Well, you know what homophobia really means about you, don't you?" Jonathon: "Stop touching my magic bone!" BTVS // Life Serial
howihateyou
- Spike: "Father. Oh, GOD, how I must hate you."
Giles:
"What did I do?" Spike: "There's always something. And what's with
the trollop?" BTVS // Tabula Rasa
howsthatcramp
- Tara: "How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?"
Spike: "What? Oh. Yeah." Tara: "Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it." BTVS // Older and Far Away
iammagics
- Dawn: "You're back on the magics."
Willow: "No, honey. I am the magics." BTVS // Two to Go
imenglish
- Spike: "Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy boy accent. You Englishmen are always so...bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh god. I'm English."
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
incestnotsexy
- Warren: "Don't worry, babies. Daddy's gonna give you some, too."
Xander: "See, now, I think it's the 'daddy' thing that's throwing them. 'Cause incest? Not that sexy." BTVS // Seeing Red
informationmouth
- Spike: "Listen, these guys talk while they play. You'll get more information out of their mouths than out of gaping holes in their corpses."
BTVS // Life Serial
jealousmyass
- Spike: "Jealous my ass."
BTVS // Older and Far Away
keepmakingbunnies
- Giles: "Clearly, that is not a helpful book, darling. Come down, and we'll go about fixing this in a sensible fashion!"
Anya: "Sensible?! You think it's sensible for me to go down into that pit of cottoned-off hell and let them hippity-hop all over my vulnerable flesh?!" Giles: "Fine, then, just stay up there and keep making bunnies! That's a capital plan!" BTVS // Tabula Rasa
killtheleader
- M'Vashnik: "Which one of you is the leader?"
The Trio: "I am." M'Vashnik: "I will kill the leader." The Trio: "He is." BTVS // Flooded
kissesngaylove
- Willow: "Hi, um, Tara. How are you? I was wondering if, maybe, you'd want to go out sometime? For coffee? Food? Kisses and gay love?"
BTVS // Normal Again
kisslut
- Dawn: "I've been kissed before. I kiss all the time. Not that I'm a kiss slut. Just...you know...with the lips and the pressing together and stuff. Hey. Expert here."
BTVS // All the Way
knifeback
- Spike: "You should be careful. You never know what kind of villain's got a knife at your back."
BTVS // Afterlife
knockfirst
- Willow: "I told you I was going to get a lay of the land."
Xander: "But not the lay of my brain." Anya: "It's kind of intrusive! You could knock first or something." BTVS // Bargaining Pt 1
lamecostume
- Buffy: "You know, if you had a real peg leg, you wouldn't just have a lame costume, you'd actually be lame."
BTVS // All The Way
legsworking
- Spike: "Well, isn't this usually the part when you kick me in the head and run out, virtue fluttering?"
Buffy: "That's the plan. As soon as my legs start working." BTVS // Dead Things
lethimselfgo
- Spike: "A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. You gotta keep fit for killing."
BTVS // Gone
letsfly
- Spike: "Let's fly, pigeon!"
BTVS // Bargaining Pt 1
Letyougo
- Buffy: “Knowing that it ends. Well that depends on if they let you go.”
BTVS // Once More with Feeling
Life
- Spike: “Life’s not a song. Life isn’t bliss. Life is just this. It’s living.”
BTVS // Once More with Feeling
Lifesashow
- Buffy: “Life’s a show and we all play a part, and when the music starts we open up our hearts.”
BTVS // Once More with Feeling
lifestupid
- Buffy: "Life is stupid."
BTVS // Life Serial
lonelyndrunk
- Anya: "Wait, you know I'm only doing this because I'm lonely and drunk and you smell REALLY good."
Spike: "See? Forthright." BTVS // Entropy
lookatthemoney
- Tara: "We have to stay together."
Willow: "Aww, you got butterflies, baby?" Tara: "More like bats." Anya: "You wanna look at the money? I find it always calms me." BTVS // Bargaining Pt 1
lordofdance
- Tara: "Willow said they have a lead on the whole musical extravaganza evil. This demon that can be summoned, some sort of Lord of the Dance. But not the scary one. Just a demon."
BTVS // OMWF
Machinery
- Giles: “Oh dear god, I hope he doesn’t try to operate heavy machinery.”
BTVS // Bargaining 1
magicmama
- Andrew: "You saw her. She's a truck-drivin' magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenburg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you bunch has the (somethingsomething) to stop her!"
BTVS // Two to Go
makebuttmonkey
- Jonathon: "That guys been looking at me. I think he wants to make me his butt monkey."
BTVS // Two to Go
makelookdead
- Spike: "Damn flourescent lights. Make me look dead."
BTVS // Doublemeat Palace
makingbunnies
- Anya: "Bara bara himble gemination." ::pop:: ::scream::
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
mangystray
- Anya: "Blah blah blah, mysogonistic, blah blah I do however entrust you, um, with my heart. Take care of my heart, won't you please? Take care of it because it's all that I have, and if you let me, I'll take care of your heart, too. I'll protect it, and tend to it like a little stray. Wait, no. Like a little mangy stray that needs a home. No, that's not it, either."
BTVS // Hell's Belles
Medication
- Tara: “It’s not supposed to mix with anything. You think he might be taking perscription medication?”
Spike: “Yeah, that must be it.” BTVS // Bargaining 1
mercifulzeus
- Xander: "Merciful Zeus!"
BTVS // OMWF
mightyforce
- Spike: "Oh, good, because Giles weilds the might force of library books."
BTVS // Life Serial
mindlessatomatons
- Spike: "She responded to Buffy Bot because a robot is predictable. It's boring. Perfect teacher's pet. That's all schools are, you know, just factories, spewing out mindless little atomatons. Who go on to be very valuable and productive members of society and you should go. Because Buffy would want you to."
BTVS // Bargaining 2
missedbed
- Buffy: "We missed the bed again."
Spike: "Lucky for the bed." BTVS // Dead Things
mmmcookies
- Dawn: "I think it's...M'Vashnik. Like, mmmm, cookies.
Xander: "Or maybe M'Vashnik. Like Muh....Vashnik." BTVS // Flooded
monkeyboy
- Spike: "Understand, monkey boy?"
BTVS // Afterlife
mrfett
- Spike: "Examine my chip, or else Mr Fett here is the first to die."
BTVS // Superstar
Mug
- Buffy: “Kill… kill… kill…”
Doris: “What?!?” Co-worker: “I didn’t say anything.” Doris: “Not you! The mug!” BTVS // Gone
Mug2
- Buffy: “Kill, Doris. Kill everybody. You know you want to…”
Doris: “Shut up! Shut up! Just shut up!” BTVS // Gone
Mug3
- Doris: “It was the voice.”
Boss: “Excuse me.” Doris: “There was a voice before. It made my coffee dance. It told me to…” Boss: “To… what?” Doris:
“Nothing.” BTVS // Gone
muggers
- Spike: "You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so I could attack criminals and that sort."
Buffy: "Yes, because muggers deserve to be eaten." BTVS // Smashed
musclecramp
- Spike: "I had a muscle cramp. Buffy was helping."
Tara: "A muscle cramp? In your...pants?" Spike: "What, it's a thing!" BTVS // Older and Far Away
Mygirl
- Spike: “That’s it. Put it on me. Put it all on me.”
Buffy: ::punch:: “Hyah!” Spike: “That’s my girl.” BTVS // Dead Things
myverse
- Xander: "She clings, she's needy, she's also really greedy. She never-"
Anya: "His eyes are beedy!" Xander: "This is my verse, hello!" BTVS // OMWF
needtodie
- Spike: "Never gonna get anything killed with you lot holding me back."
Tara: "I thought the big ones were supposed to tire more easily." Spike: "No, that's over-the-hill shopkeepers." Giles: "I'm fine! I just need to...to die, for a minute." BTVS // Bargaining Pt 1
neveryourgirl
- Buffy: "I am not your girl! You don't have a soul! There is nothing good or clean in you! You are dead inside! You can't feel anything real! I could never be your girl!"
BTVS // Dead Things
newrug
- Buffy: "Is this a new rug?"
Spike: "No, just looks different when you're under it." BTVS // Dead Things
nightbitch
- Buffy: "Good night, bitch."
BTVS // Seeing Red
notabadperson
- Warren: "You're not a bad person."
BTVS // Villains
notalk
- Jonathon: "You're not allowed to talk anymore."
BTVS //
notcomingback
- Xander: "You said it yourself, Will. Your magic's too strong, there's no coming back from it."
Willow: "I'm not coming back." BTVS // Villains
nothingleftofme
- Tara: "Willow, don't you see, there'll be nothing left of me?"
BTVS // Once More With Feeling
notstayingthen
- Spike: "So...you're not staying then?"
BTVS // OMWF
notsurewhatiam
- Xander: "Okay, I'm not sure what I am, so bear with me. 'Now I lay me down to sleep', uh, ::something Jewish::, uh, 'om, om..."
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
onecross
- Spike: "Got stakes, holy water, one cross-OW! Brilliant."
BTVS // Bargaining Pt 1
ooglieboogli
- Giles: "There are no ooglie booglis, Dawn."
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
optimism
- Anya: "Optimism. I remember optimism."
Xander: "That's because you're like, a thousand." BTVS // Smashed
paingone
- Spike: "Oh the pain, the pain...is gone."
BTVS // Smashed
pains
- Buffy: "So you three have, what, banded together to be pains in my ass?"
BTVS // Gone
patience
- Anya: "I was being patient, but it took too long!"
BTVS // Bargaining
Peppy
- Tara: “It just made kinda made him peppy.”
BTVS // Bargaining 1
pictureselfnaked
- Anya: "Don't be nervous! Do what I do. Just picture yourself naked."
BTVS // Life Serial
pissmeoff
- Willow: "You're right. The magics I used are very powerful. I'm very powerful and maybe it's not such a good idea for you to piss me off."
BTVS // Flooded
Powder
- Spike: “It’s that powder you blew at him made him rabbit off.”
Tara: “It’s sorbis root. It was supposed to confuse him, but it just made kinda mad him peppy. It’s not supposed to mix with anything. You think he might be taking perscription medication.” Spike: “Yeah, I’m sure that must be it.” Giles: “We can only hope he doesn’t try to operate heavy machinery.” Spike: “Yeah, we could all be in real…” BTVS // Bargaining 1
prayerofstfrancis
- A clip from Prayer of St Francis, by Sarah McLachlan.
BTVS // Grave
Punch
- Buffy hitting Spike with a grunt.
BTVS // Dead Things
randygiles
- Spike: "'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles?! Why not just call me Horny Giles, or Desparate-for-a-shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you!"
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
readyrandy
- Buffy: "Ready, Randy?"
Spike: "Ready, Joan." BTVS // Tabula Rasa
realboy
- Spike: "Strong. Someday he'll be a real boy."
BTVS // OMWF
remainimmune
- Spike: "Well, I've seen some damned funny things the last two days. 600-pound Cherago demon making like Yima Sumak. That one'll stay with you. I remain immune, happy to say."
BTVS // OMWF
Repay
- Almost victim: “How can I repay…?”
Buffy: “Whatever.” BTVS // Once More with Feeling
repeatinsane
- Buffy: "Repeat until insane."
BTVS // Doublemeat Palace
risingmusic
- Spike: "We...we kissed. You and me. All Gone with the Wind. With the rising music and the rising...music and what was that, Buffy?"
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
Sayanything
- Spike: “Look, you don’t have to say anything.”
BTVS // OMWF
scratchyour
- Warren: "It'll be a deal. We scratch your back, you-"
Spike: "I'm not scratching your anything!" BTVS // Smashed
scullywantsme
- Warren: "Or Mulder, in that X-Files where the bank kept exploding?"
Andrew: "Scully wants me so bad." BTVS // Life Serial
seacaptain
- Anya: "I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anochronistic and mysogonistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain, or something? Um, however, I do entrust you....what? Something funny?"
BTVS // Hell's Belles
serenademe
- Spike: "The sun sets and she appears. Come to serenade me?"
BTVS // OMWF
serviceme
- Spike: "Yeah, and you chose to be in the consumer service profession, and I'm a consumer. Service me."
BTVS // Doublemeat Palace
sexydance
- Anya: "Can I see your sexy dance?"
BTVS // Entropy
shirt
- Tara: "Your shirt..."
BTVS // Seeing Red
shortandinsane
- Warren: "You're insane. You're short, and you're insane."
BTVS // Life Serial
shouldendwell
- Giles: "Mist. Cemetary. Halloween. This should end well." ::falls
with an oomph::
BTVS // All the Way
skipit
- Tara: "It's a long, important process, and...can we just skip it?
Can you just be kissing me now?"
BTVS //
Entropy
sleepingwithspike
- Buffy: "And I've been sleeping with Spike."
Giles: ::bursts into giggles:: "Sorry." ::more giggles:: BTVS // Grave
sneezes
- Anya: "He snores."
Xander: "She wheezes." Anya:
"Say 'housework' and he freezes." Xander: "She eats these skeezy
cheeses that I can't describe." BTVS // OMWF
sodiepop
- Spike: "Can I get you a soda pop? I think I'm in
looove."
BTVS // Older and Far Away
sodull
- Warren: "This is so dull, I might actually have fallen asleep and be dreaming you guys."
BTVS // Life Serial
sorrygood
- Spike: "I'm sorry. Or...good!"
BTVS // Hell's
Belles
soullame
- Buffy: "A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?"
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
speakloser
- Spike: "Help me out here, Spock. I don't speak loser."
BTVS
// Smashed
squareinchkicked
- Willow: "Oh, Buffy. You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked."
BTVS // Two to Go
standingintheway
- Giles: "I'm just standing in the way."
Buffy: "Did you just say something?" BTVS // Once More With Feeling
stayawayfromrandy
- Buffy: "Hey! Stay away from Randy!"
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
stayupallnight
- Andrew: "We can do anything. We could stay up all night if we wanted."
Warren: "Woah, woah, woah, don't get all crazy on us, Andrew." BTVS // Flooded
stupidgit
- Spike: "Don't be a stupid git!"
BTVS // OMWF
superhero
- Spike: "Hey, I'm a superhero, too!"
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
swinghowdy
- Spike: "Just out for a jaunt. Thought I'd swing by and say howdy."
BTVS // Gone
takesomevengeance
- Anya: "Snobby, snotty, think he's so great kinda jerk! And I feel compelled to take some vengeance on you!"
BTVS // Tabula Rasa
talkaboutfeelings
- Warren: "Are you done yet, or can we talk some more about our feelings?"
BTVS // Villains
taragrrargh
- Tara: "Grr. Argh."
BTVS // Bargaining
tenspeedbasket
- Spike: "You think he'll take you out on his ten-speed, pet? Maybe he'll let you ride in that little basket up front."
BTVS // Older and Far Away
testtheory
- Giles: "I'd like to test that theory."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Two to Go
thatsmygirl
- Spike: "That's my girl."
BTVS
thecrayon
- Xander: "The first day of kindergarten, you cried because you broke the yellow crayon and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world -- not a terrific notion! But the thing is? Yeah, I love you. I love crayon-breaky Willow, and I love scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I've earned that."
BTVS // Grave
thegirlshottoo
- Warren: "Is that..."
Jonathon: "Spike?" Andrew: "He is so cool. And, I mean, the girl's hot too." BTVS // Entropy
Theory
- Anya: “I’ve got a theory. It could be bunnies!”
BTVS // Once More with Feeling
thetext
- Tara: "That's right! The volume! The text!"
Giles: "What text?" Willow: "The volume-y text. You know. The ::mumble:: report." Xander: "The what now?" Tara: "There's just a few volumes back at the house that deal with mystical chants, bachinals. Might be relevant." Willow: "Yeah, we could, um-" Giles: "Well, I'm a hair's breath away from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I'm liable to do anything." Willow: "Great, well, I'll check it out and we'll give you a call." Tara: "Yeah, this could blow the whole thing wide open. Do we have any books at all at home?" BTVS // OMWF
thingwiththeunderwear
- Warren: "It's Warren! Remember, Warren? Gym class, fifth period? You and your jock buddies used to give me such a hard time. That thing with the underwear? God, I thought I'd NEVER stop crying!"
BTVS // Seeing Red
thinkingofgiles
- Buffy: "When I kissed you, you know I was thinking about Giles, right?"
Spike: "You know, I always wondered about you two." BTVS // Tabula Rasa
thisishell
- Buffy: "This is hell."
BTVS // Afterlife
tightembrace
- Xander: "Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight embrace, tight embrace!"
BTVS // OMWF
timbers
- Anya: "How about you? Ever play shiver me timbers?"
Tara: "Not really much for the timber." BTVS // All the Way
timothydalton
- Andrew: "Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the HEAD WITH IT!"
BTVS // Life Serial
tookherlightaway
- Willow: "One tiny piece of metal destroys everything. It ripped her insides out...took her light away. From me. From the world. Now the one person who should be here is gone...and a waste like you gets to live."
BTVS // Villains
touchwithfists
- Andrew: "The slayer touched you."
Jonathon: "Yeah, it was sexy the way she touched me real hard with her fists." BTVS // Life Serial
trainingmontage
- Buffy: "I'm just worried this whole session's gonna turn into some training montage from an 80's movie."
Giles: "Well, if we hear any inspirational power chords, we'll just lie down until they go away." BTVS // Once More With Feeling
tryharder
- Buffy: "I have to do this! Just let me go!"
Spike: "I can't! I love you." Buffy: "No, you don't." Spike: "You think I haven't tried not to?" Buffy: "Try harder!" BTVS // Dead Things
Under
- Tara: "I'm under your spell."
BTVS // OMWF
upenis
- Jonathon: "You penis!"
BTVS // Gone
walktodeath
- Xander: "Boys, if you don't knock it off, I will pull this car over and you can just walk to your painful deaths from here."
BTVS // Two to Go
wantboys
- Tara: "Oh my god. I'm cured! I want the boys!"
BTVS // OMWF
wanttheboys
- Willow: "The sun is shining, there's songs going on...those guys are checking you out..."
Tara: "What? What are they looking at?" Willow: "The hotness of you, dufus!" Tara: "Those boys really thought I was hot?" Willow: "Entirely!" Tara: "Oh my god. I'm cured! I want the boys!" BTVS // OMWF
wasntgaybefore
- Tara: "Okay, wait, it was under her wig?"
"Willow: "Well, it was this thing, it just came out from inside her head." Tara: "That's disgusting! What did it look like?" Willow: "Well, let's put it this way, if I wasn't gay before..." BTVS // Entropy
weddingtoxander
- Willow: "You know, when I was little I used to spend hours imagining what my wedding to Xander would be like. And now I look at them, and just think 'Nyeh heh heh!'"
BTVS // As You Were
weed
- Buffy: "It's magic weed."
BTVS // Gone
weirdplaceforahorn
- Dawn: "That's a weird place for a horn. ::beat:: That's not a horn."
BTVS // Flooded
whatabulletfeelslike
- Willow: "Wanna know what a bullet feels like, Warren? A real one? It's not like in the comics."
Warren: "No. No." Willow: "I think you need to. Feel it." Warren: "Oh god! Stop it!" Willow: "It's not going to make a neat little hole. First, it'll obliterate your internal organs. Your lung will collapse. Feels like drowning." Warren: "Please! No." Willow: "When it finally hits your spine, it'll blow your central nervous system." Warren: "Oh please, stop, god! Please-" Willow: "I'm talking! The pain will be unbearable, but you won't be able to move. Bullet usually travels faster than this, of course. But the dying? It'll seem like it takes forever." BTVS // Villains
Where
- Giles: “And tell me...”
Cast: “Where do we go from here?” BTVS // Once More with Feeling
whinethon
- Jonathon: "That's so sad."
Warren: "Shut up, Whinethon." BTVS // Flooded
Whisper
- Spike: “Whisper in a dead man’s ear, that doesn’t make it real.”
BTVS // Once More with Feeling
whodotheythinktheyare
- Buffy: "Who do those jerks think they are?"
Anya: "Bloodsuckers. They kill by sucking blood. Take it easy, Joan." BTVS // Tabula Rasa
wickedtrouble
- Willow: "I'm in wicked trouble now!"
BTVS // Grave
willowtree
- Tara: "I break with every swell, lost in ecstasy, spread beneath my willow tree. You make me complete."
BTVS // OMWF
wishicould
- Giles: "Wish I could say the right words to lead you through this land. Wish I could play the father, and take you by the hand."
Tara: "Wish I could trust that it was just this once, but I must do what I must. I can't adjust to this distrust, I'm done." Both: "And I just wish I could stay." BTVS // OMWF
witnessarias
- Giles: "I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias."
BTVS // Once More With Feeling
wrongbook
- Giles: "I'm so sorry, dear."
Anya: "No, Rupie, I'm sorry. You were right. That was the wrong book." Giles: "Oh. Um, oh, yes, it was. But I'm still sorry." Anya: "Don't leave me." Giles: "Oh, Anya." BTVS // Tabula Rasa
xandertool
- Xander: "House of chicks, relax, I'm a man, and I have a tool."
BTVS // Bargaining
yesmaam
- Willow: "Hey, clothes."
Tara: "Better not get used to 'em." Willow: "Yes, ma'am." BTVS // Seeing Red
youdidntsay
- Spike: "Oh, balls. You didn't say he was a glarghk guhl kashma'nik!"
Xander: "'Cause I can't say glar-" BTVS // Normal Again
youglow
- Spike: "It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You, uh...you glow."
Buffy: "That's because the dress is radioactive." BTVS // Hell's Belles
youreamiracle
- Giles: "You're..."
Buffy: "A miracle." Giles: "Yes. But then, I always thought so." BTVS // Flooded
yourightinsane
- Spike: "And I was insane to think...no, wait. You were right. You're insane!"
BTVS // Older and Far Away
^ Top ^
Season 7
aaeerr
- Willow: "You know, here, before with the magic going all 'aah,' and
me going all 'eee' and everything getting all 'rrr'."
BTVS // Bring on
the Night
abercrombie
- D'Hoffryn: "It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch
catalog."
BTVS // Selfless
aintgettinolder
- Buffy: “I do... sometimes think that far ahead.”
Angel: “Sometimes is something.” Buffy: “Be a long time coming. Years if ever.” Angel: “I ain't getting any older.” BTVS // Chosen
anchovies
- Dawn: "Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious! I love you more
than all the other fishes!"
BTVS // Conversations with Dead
People
angelbreath
- Spike: “You got Angel breath!”
BTVS // Chosen
annanicolesmith
- Buffy: "Anna Nicole Smith thinks you look tacky!"
BTVS // Him
antiseptics
- Anya: "Giles knows his single malt antiseptics."
BTVS // End of Days
areyou12
- Angel: "Everyone's got a soul now. You know, I started it. The whole 'having a soul'? Before it was all the cool, new thing."
Buffy: "Oh my god, are you twelve?" Angel: "I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide!" BTVS // Chosen
asapole
- Xander: "We'll get you fixed up. You'll be doing limbo in no time."
Dawn: "Yeah, as a pole!" BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
assface
- Soldier: “We're to provide you anything you need to help... assface here."
BTVS // Killer in Me
attention
- Giles: “Shut up. Pay attention.”
BTVS // Empty Places
backinsunnydale
- Faith: “Yep. Guess I'm back in Sunnydale.”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
backoffkennedy
- Faith: "I'm your leader, which means I go first, and I make the rules, and the rest of you follow after me, is that clear? So Kennedy, back the hell off, and let me do my job, alright?"
BTVS // Touched
badhorny
- Anya: "I'm bad, baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you
horny?"
BTVS // Bring on the Night
badslayer
- Faith: “Are you the bad Slayer now? Am I the good Slayer now?”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
badtouching
- Willow: "Hey! Bad touching!"
BTVS // Killer in Me
ballparkfigure
- Buffy: “How many times do I have to kill you? Ballpark figure?”
BTVS // Chosen
bangersandmash
- Willow: "There's this look that they get, like I'm gonna turn them all into bangers and mash, or something. Which I'm not even really sure what that is."
BTVS // Lessons
batboy
- Faith: "Why don't you take it down a notch or two? The time for speech giving is over, bat boy."
BTVS // Touched
bathroomflash
- Buffy: “I'm not worried.”
Rona: “Really? 'Cause I'm flashing back to Xander's whole bathroom speech.” BTVS // Chosen
beingpopular
- Xander: "Aw, being popular isn't so great, or so I've read in books."
BTVS // Lessons
beltless
- Andrew: "In my plan? We are beltless."
BTVS // Storyteller
biteass
- Anya: "Better be! Because if I get vamped, I'm gonna bite your ass!"
Xander: "Wouldn't be the first time." Anya: "What was that?" BTVS // Sleeper
blackchick
- Spike: “OK, these two are dead. Why?”
Rona: “'Cause the black chick always gets it first?” BTVS // Potential
blahdeeblah
- Anya: “Forgiveness makes us human. blah-dee-blah-blah-blah.”
BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
bloodybrilliant
- Giles: “Buffy, what you said, it, it flies in the face of everything we've ever... every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it's bloody brilliant.”
BTVS // Chosen
bloodycamera
- Spike: "I thought I told you to piss off with this bloody camera. Yet here you are again with this thing in my face. Sod off, before I rip your throat out and beat-"
Andrew: "Uh, Spike, the light was kind of behind you." Spike: "Oh, right. Is this better, then? I thought I told you to piss off with that bloody camera, yet here you are again with that thing in my face. Sod off!" BTVS // Storyteller
blowyouoff
- Faith: “Look, I'm sorry if it seemed like I was blowing you off the other day. I was just trying to, you know, blow you off.”
BTVS // Chosen
bonedatroll
- Anya: "I've boned a troll, I've wreaked some wrath, but on the whole I've had no path. I like to bowl, I'm good with math, but who am I? Now I reply..."
BTVS // Selfless
bottom
- Jonathon: ::speaking some strange language::
Andrew: "It eats you...starting with your bottom." BTVS // Conversations with Dead People
bouncyfaith
- Faith: “It's just, after I get bouncy with a guy, there's not that much more I need to know about him.”
BTVS // Chosen
breakupsex
- Anya: “I, myself, would much rather be sitting at the bedside of my one-eyed ex-fiance than killing time here with you people in this over-crowded and might I add increasingly ripe-smelling basement. And I would be, too, if not for a certain awkward discussion he and I recently had right over there on that cot immediately following some exciting and unexpected breakup sex.”
BTVS // Empty Places
bringiton
- Willow: "Well, Buffy, I... I see that our preparation for the school-pep-dance-cheer-drill contest are coming along. Bring it on!”
BTVS // Get it Done
bringyourmum
- Drusilla: “You wanna bring your mum wif us?”
William: “Well, yeah. You'll like her.” Drusilla: “To eat, you mean?” BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
britneysearlywork
- Dawn: "I'm very into Britney Spears' early work, before she sold out, so mostly her fingerpainting and macaroni art. Very underrated."
BTVS // Lessons
bullyforme
- Faith: “I'm not gonna kill her. Wanted to, but didn't. By the way, bully for me since no one else said it.”
Robin: “For what? For not killing Buffy?” Faith: “It's this new thing I'm tryin'.” BTVS // Empty Places
buymeadrink
- Faith: “How 'bout you guys buy me another drink, and we see where the evening takes us?”
BTVS // Empty Places
cantbeatem
- Faith: “I figure, if you can't beat 'em...”
Spike: “Join 'em.” Faith: "Just don't forget who's on top.” Spike: “That, I suspect, would be you.” Faith: “You got that right.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
canwerest
- Spike: "Can we rest now? Buffy, can we rest?"
canyoufollow
- Faith: “I don't know if I can lead. But the real question is... can you follow?”
BTVS // Empty Places
chalkyevil
- Willow: “I could taste it.”
Kennedy: “How's evil taste?” Willow: “A little chalky.” BTVS // Showtime
cleansingfire
- Caleb: “Oh yeah. That's it! Now that's a cleansing fire. Hallelujah!”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
coloring
- Spike: "Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different coloring."
BTVS // Dirty Girls
comicallyparalyzed
- Anya: "Wouldn't it be tragic if you were here being kinda silly with your comically paralyzed sister while Willow was dying?"
BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
conversationbite
- Spike: “Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.”
BTVS // Empty Places
courtesy
- First!Wilkins: "Well, gosh. I think, you know, a 'hello' or a 'nice to see you' might be a little more welcome. It's the end of humanity, Faith, not the end of courtesy."
BTVS // Touched
crabby
- Robin: “She really almost destroyed the world?”
Buffy: “Yep.” Robin: “Remind me not to make her crabby.” BTVS // Get it Done
daddyno
- Xander: "Oh, no! Daddy no, I wasn't, when I was looking, I wasn't-"
Willow: "Right there with you." BTVS // Him
damseling
- Buffy: “OK, I'm basked. What are you doing here?”
Angel: “Not saving the damsel in distress, that's for sure.” Buffy: “Oh, you know me. Not much with the damseling.” BTVS // Chosen
dangerofsmoking
- Buffy: "Dawn! We have to go, it's not safe!"
Dawn: "But-" Buffy: "We, um...I mean, I thought..." Teacher: "Can I help you?" Buffy: "No, I, Dawn, I thought you were in danger of smoking. I'll see you around." BTVS // Lessons
dawnsplan
- Dawn: "I had a plan the whole time."
Buffy: "Really?" Dawn: "Yeah. I planned to get killed, come back as a vampire, and bite you." BTVS // Lessons
deathtrap
- Faith: "But somebody has to lead. Let's vote for Chao-ahn. It's hard to lead people into a deathtrap if you don't speak English.”
BTVS // End of Days
devil
- Caleb: "Well, you didn't happen to fall in with devil worshippers, did you?"
BTVS // Dirty Girls
diedmexican
- Andrew: "One time you died and I ended up a Mexican."
BTVS // Conversations with Dead People
differentbody
- Faith: “I've met you before, you know.”
Spike: “Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin.” Faith: “Not in the graveyard. Before that. I was kinda wearing a different body.” Spike: “Pity.” Faith: “You seemed OK with it.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
dontleaveme
- Spike: "No, don't leave me! Stay here, and help me be quiet."
Buffy: "I think it's worse when I'm here." BTVS // Help
donttouch
- Giles: “You think I'm evil... if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?”
BTVS // Killer in Me
doogie
- Willow: "Look, all I'm saying is that this is normal teen stuff. You join chat rooms, you write poetry, you post doogie howser fanfic."
BTVS // Help
doublehockeysticks
- First!Wilkins: "Hey, hey, hey, hey! Language! You're a leader now! You keep throwing the h-e-double-hockey-sticks around, and pretty soon the girls are gonna pick up on it. Then what?"
BTVS // Touched
duck
- Spike: "Buffy. Duck."
Buffy: "What? Duck? There's a duck?" BTVS // Lessons
duhfile
- Guy: "You've got some weird friends."
Xander: "News from the file marked 'duh'." BTVS // Older and Far Away
early
- Spike: (singing) "Early one morning, just as the sun was rising, I heard the fair maid sing in the valley down below. Oh, don't deceive me. Oh never leave me. How could you use a poor maid so?”
BTVS // Sleeper
easterbaskets
- Anya: "They're gonna look like mortally wounded Easter baskets."
BTVS // End of Days
easyapocalypse
- Robin: "You call that easy?"
Buffy: "Hey, any apocalypse I avert without dying? Yeah, those are the easy ones." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
eatme
- Buffy: “Maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat... or, enjoy warm, delicious cookie me, then... that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done.”
BTVS // Chosen
episodeone
- Andrew: "I'm bored. Episode one bored."
BTVS // Showtime
evilbidet
- Buffy: "There he is, on the Hellmouth. All day, everyday. That's gotta be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath."
Willow: "Not really a shower." Buffy: "A bidet! Like a bidet of evil." BTVS // First Date
extraordinary
- Xander: "You're not special. You're extraordinary."
BTVS // Potential
extraskin
- Willow: "I'm healing. Growing new skin."
Buffy: "Wow. That's magic, right? I mean, when most people meditate, they don't get extra skin, right? 'Cause Clem should, like, cut back." BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
eyesocket
- Xander: "Hey, party in my eye socket and everyone's invited!"
BTVS // Chosen
fabfoursome
- Buffy: “So, what do you guys want to do tomorrow?”
Willow: “Nothing strenuous.” Xander: “Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind.” Giles: “I think we can do better than that.” Buffy: “I was thinking about shopping. As per usual.” Willow: “Oh! There's an Arden B. in the new mall!” Xander: “I could use a few items.” Giles: “Are we gonna discuss this? Save the world to go to the mall?” Buffy: “I'm having a wicked shoe craving.” Xander: “Aren't you on the patch?” Willow: “Those never work.” Giles: “And here I am, invisible to the eye...” Xander: “See, I need a new look. It's this whole eye patch thing.” Buffy: “Oh, you could go with full black secret agent look!” Willow: “Or the puffy shirt, pirate slash...” Giles: “The earth is definitely doomed.” BTVS // Chosen
faithgoboom
- First!Buffy: "Faith go boom."
BTVS // End of Days
fightofmylife
- Buffy: "Spike is here because I want him here. We need him. I'm in the fight of my life."
Richard: "Really?" Buffy: "Not you, Richard." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
finegokill
- First!Buffy: "Fine. Go. Kill."
BTVS // Touched
footwear
- Spike: “I'm drowning in footwear!”
BTVS // Chosen
friskyvixen
- Willow: “Yeah, sure. You're a frisky vixen!”
BTVS // First Date
gamewinning
- Drusilla: “Think of it as a game. A fun, funny game. Without all the rules, or any of the bothersome winning part.”
BTVS // Bring on the Night
gaymeup
- Xander: “I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.”
BTVS // First Date
gayshow
- Xander: "Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here!"
BTVS // First Date
gentleviewers
- Andrew: "Oh, hello there, gentle viewers."
BTVS // Storyteller
getbent
- Spike: "Get bent."
BTVS // Bring on the Night
getdrunk
- Spike: "Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed."
BTVS // Get it Done
gethernaughtyon
- Faith: “Should've known it wasn't blondie behind the wheel. She'd never throw down like that.”
Spike: “Oh, you have been away.” Faith: “Don't even tell me little Miss Tightly-Wound's been getting her naughty on?” BTVS // Dirty Girls
getoutofmyface
- Buffy: “I want you... to get out of my face.”
BTVS // Chosen
getthispartystarted
- Buffy: "I'm telling you, it was that song that Spike was singing."
Giles: "But he has no memory of it. Is there any part of it that you can remember?" Buffy: "It wasn't like it had a catchy hook or anything, like, 'I'm coming up, so you'd better get this party started'." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
giftie
- Gnarl: "Looove a giftie. Can't wait to unwrap it."
BTVS // Same Time Same Place
givingstrength
- Buffy: "I thought you were too tired."
Willow: "It hurts too much not to try." Buffy: "I'm sorry." Willow: "It just takes so much strength. I don't have that much." Buffy: "Well, I got so much strength, I'm giving it away." Willow: "Are you sure?" Buffy: "Will it help?" Willow: "Much." BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
gladtoseeme
- Angel: "At least you could tell me you're glad to see me."
BTVS // End of Days
glitter
- Faith: “Three squares, nice weight room, movie every third Sunday. Could've been worse.”
Spike: “What movie?” Faith: “Last one was Glitter. (pause) I guess it couldn't have been worse.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
gobathroom
- Xander: “If you have to go to the bathroom, it's to your left. If you don't have to go to the bathroom, picture what you're about to face. Better to go now.”
BTVS // Chosen
gods
- Andrew singing the Gods Song.
BTVS // Storyteller
godzilla
- Amanda: “Besides, if Matthew Broderick can kill Godzilla, how tough is he?”
Andrew: “Xander... !” Xander: “Matthew Broderick did not kill Godzilla. He killed a big, dumb lizard, that was not the real Godzilla.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
goingagain
- Faith: “You're tripping! That was rock 'em, sock 'em!”
Robin: “Oh, no, no, no. It was, it was, it was nice enough, you know, and you're... you're very, um... mm, enthused, and I think with a little more experience...” Faith: “Dude, I got mad skills!” Robin: “Yeah, of course. Let's finish up.” Faith: “Oh, hell with that. We're going again, baby!” BTVS // Chosen
gonnacall
- Spike: "“Who you gonna call? God, that phrase is never gonna be useable again, is it?”
BTVS // Killer in Me
goodpoint
- Faith: “There's only supposed to be one. Maybe that's why you and I can never get along. We're not supposed to exist together.”
Buffy: “Also, you went evil and were killing people.” Faith: “Good point. Also a factor.” BTVS // End of Days
googled
- Willow: “I've Googled 'til I just can't Google no more.”
BTVS // First Date
gorj
- Dawn: "Razorbacks, razorbacks, we're gonna play. We've got a secret weapon and his name is RJ! So hear us cheer, hear us yell, listen what we say, Razorbacks, razorbacks, goooo RJ!" ::thud::
BTVS // Him
gourd
- Andrew: "There you are. I'm scared out of my friggin' gourd here."
BTVS // Conversations with Dead People
granolatype
- Spike: “School girl thing's old hat.”
Faith: “It's all old-hat, man. Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola-type dude - naughty nurses and horny cheerleaders." BTVS // Dirty Girls
greyarea
- Xander: "If there's a mass murdering demon that you're, oh say, BONING, then it's all grey area."
BTVS // Selfless
hadhimfirst
- Faith: “Yeah. Whenever she starts talking about getting all sweaty with Xander like that, I just remind her I had him first. Shuts her right the hell up.”
BTVS // Empty Places
happyland
- Anya: "All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have me upside down and halfway to happyland by now!"
BTVS // Sleeper
hasntslepttogether
- Anya: "I am."
Nancy: "But you and Spike-" Anya: "Had a thing." Spike: "Didn't last." Nancy: "But, weren't you Buffy's-" Spike: "Briefly!" Buffy: "Never serious!" Nancy: "Is there anyone here who hasn't slept together?" BTVS // Beneath You
heel
- Faith: "Man, look at that. My hand's shaking. Demons, vampires, women in the penitentiary system, none of that freaks me out."
Robin: "That's exactly what the first does. It finds your achilles' heel." Faith: "No, it just talked to me. What, it does a heel thing, too?!" BTVS // Touched
hellotongue
- Buffy: "It was a hello."
Spike: "Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or...I guess they do, but-" BTVS // Chosen
hereforsex
- Anya: "Let's go! Let's...get it on, you big bad boy!"
BTVS // Sleeper
highlight
- Buffy: “What was the highlight of our relationship? When you broke up with me or when I killed you?”
BTVS // Chosen
hogwarts
- Faith: “Hey, shouldn't you be down at Hogwarts?”
BTVS // Empty Places
holyhandgrendade
- Spike: “You did it! Fulfilled your mission. Found the Holy Grail, or... the holy hand grenade, or whatever the hell that is.”
BTVS // End of Days
hoppybunnies
- Andrew: “Picture happy things... a lake, candy canes, bunnies...”
Anya: “Bunnies! Floppy, ... hoppy, ... bunnies.” BTVS // Chosen
hotchicks
- Faith: "Thank god we're hot chicks with super powers."
Buffy: "Takes the edge off." Faith: "Comforting." Buffy: "Mm-hmm." BTVS // Chosen
howdidyougetit
- Spike: "Be a good little vengeance demon, or-what?"
Anya: "Oh, my god." Spike: "What are you staring at?" Anya: "Oh, my god!" Spike: "Right, let's go." Anya: "How did you do it?" Buffy: "Spike, what is she talking about?" Anya: "I can see you!" Spike: "Nothing, let's go, got some worm hunting to do." Anya: "How did you do it?" Spike: "Shut up!" Anya: "It shouldn't be possible!" Spike: "Shut your mouth!" Anya: "How did you get it?!" Spike: "I said you shut up!" BTVS // Beneath You
howmuchblood
- Spike: "Do you know how much blood you can drink from a girl before she'll die? I do. You see, the trick is to drink just enough, to know how to damage them just enough, so that they'll still cry when you...'cause it's not worth it if they don't cry."
BTVS // Never Leave Me
humanshield
- Anya: "So that leaves me and the dungeon master in the north hall."
Andrew: "We will defend it with our very lives." Anya: "Yes, we will defend it with his very life." Xander: "And don't be afraid to use him as a human shield." Anya: "Good, yes, thanks." BTVS // Chosen
humanword
- First!Glory: "I'm...you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me!"
BTVS // Lessons
hysteria
- Anya: "I think it's part of a plan to make me jealous."
Buffy: "Well, it's not working." Anya: "Are you nuts, of course it's working! Observe my bitter ranting! Here the shrill edge of hysteria in my voice!" BTVS // First Date
imsoalone
- Andrew: "I'm so alone."
Dawn: "Then maybe you shouldn't have killed your only friend." BTVS // Showtime
ifonly
- Spike: "Oh, oh, lucky girl! Call it quits, now there's an option. If only it were so easy! If only, if only, if only....what the HELL are you screaming about? I can hear you! No need to shooooout!"
BTVS // Beneath You
imcookiedough
- Buffy: “OK, I'm cookie dough.”
BTVS // Chosen
imfamous
- Spike: “Nice punch you got there. Let me guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower... you must be Faith.”
Faith: “Oh, goody. I'm famous!” BTVS // Dirty Girls
imfuked
- Willow: “This one's either "I just got lucky, don't call me for a while" or "My date's a demon who's trying to kill me."”
BTVS // First Date
implieddeath
- Buffy: “Also, you can't shoot a bow and arrow anymore. And every time you pick up a sword, I worry that you're gonna break one of our good lamps.”
Xander: “Hey!” Buffy: “Don't look at me. You're the one who said I'm gonna die.” Xander: “I never said that you were gonna die. I, I implied that you were gonna die. It's totally different!” Buffy: “Yeah, okay. Sure.” Xander: “Besides, if you die, I'll just bring you back to life! That's what I do!” BTVS // End of Days
imtelling
- Buffy: “If you get killed, I'm telling.”
BTVS // Chosen
imyours
- Buffy: “So you're gonna be with me in this.”
Angel: “Shoulder to shoulder. I'm yours.” BTVS // Chosen
incidentinthecar
- Spike: "This can't work."
Buffy: "It will. It already is. You've been out of the basement for half an hour, and you've already stopped talking to invisible people." Spike: "Bollocks." Buffy: "Okay, so there was that one episode in the car." BTVS // Him
industrialrevolution
- Buffy: "If it makes you feel better, it's Principal Wood and I think he's in line with the first."
Xander: "Also, like, ten years older than you, right?" Willow: "Which is like 100 years younger than your type!" Buffy: "Yay! Someone who doesn't remember the industrial revolution." BTVS // First Date
inmymouth
- Buffy: “Oh, my God. That might be the best thing I've ever had in my mouth!”
BTVS // First Date
inquisition
- Dawn: "No one expects the Spanish inquisition."
BTVS // Him
insane
- Spike: "I'm insane. What's his excuse?"
BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
insignificantman
- Willow: "Don't interrupt me! Insignificant man."
BTVS // Never Leave Me
inspirationalplumber
- Giles: "It's time you looked at the big picture."
Buffy: "Hello! All I do is look at the big picture. The other day, I gave an inspirational speech to the telephone repair man." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
instincts
- Giles: “But I, I honestly feel the largest part of it was instinct. Instinct and, and reflexes. There's a sort of wary watchfulness I've developed over the years. It's like another sense... Ahhh!”
BTVS // First Date
inthislife
- Buffy: "I loved him more than I will ever love anything in this life. And I put a sword through his heart because I had to."
BTVS // Selfless
invisiblepeople
- Buffy: "Now, remember. If you see anything strange or, you know, dead."
Dawn: "Got it." Buffy: "And stay away from hyena people, or any athletes, or if you see anyone whose invisible." Dawn: "Hey, Buffy? I think it's pretty safe to say I'm not going to see anyone who's invisible." BTVS // Lessons
inviteyouin
- Xander: "I invite you in. Nimrod."
BTVS // Him
justcrazy
- Buffy: "Did you hear that? It isn't real. You're just crazy."
BTVS // Him
keephittingyou
- Anya: "Now you can talk, or I can keep hitting you. Believe me, I'd love to keep hitting you."
BTVS // Never Leave Me
kinkystake
- Spike: "Wait, wait, Anya, just a minute, this is not exac...is that
a stake?"
Anya: "Yes. Kinky." BTVS // Sleeper
kittycrossbow
- Dawn: “Xander, my crossbow is not out here. I told you, I don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico.”
BTVS // End of Days
learntheirname
- Buffy: “You don't get to vote until I've had my chance to pal around, you know, get everybody drunk. See, I didn't get this was a popularity contest. I should have equal time to bake them cookies, braid their hair...”
Faith: “Learn their names?” BTVS // Empty Places
lessonsgiggle
- The Spike giggle from Lessons.
liberties
- ::everyone shouting "I feel him!"
Giles: "Good, we all feel each other. Including some of us who don't know each other well enough to take such liberties, thank you." BTVS // Killer in Me
littledeath
- Spike: "The big bad's back and lookin' for a little death."
BTVS // Beneath You
littlemonkey
- Andrew: “There's some people I'd like to thank, both good and evil. Um, a shout out to my brother Tucker, who gave me the inspiration to summon demons and also...”
Anya: “Nobody cares, you little monkey.” BTVS // Chosen
littleslow
- Faith: "Damn. I never knew you were that cool."
Buffy: "Well, you always were a little slow." BTVS // Dirty Girls
littlewoman
- Buffy: "It doesn't matter how well prepped you are, or how well armed you are. You're a little girl."
Dawn: "Woman." Buffy: "Little woman." Dawn: "I'm taller than you." Buffy: "He's a vampire!" BTVS // Lessons
lobes
- Giles: “You know this is very dangerous.”
Buffy: “Ah, you just heard the horror stories. Wear hoops, they'll catch on something, rip your lobe off. Lobes flying everywhere.” BTVS // First Date
longincarceration
- Faith: “I was thinking about looking up the guy with the bull-whip. (pause) Long incarceration.”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
lostyourmind
- Buffy: "Spike, have you completely lost your mind?"
Spike: "Well, yes, where've you been all night?" BTVS // Beneath You
lotjealous
- Anya: "They should at least acknowledge the fact that some people might not want to listen to an a capella concert of people, you know, moaning and groaning.”
Xander: “Hm.” Anya: “Disgusting is what it is.” Xander: “Little jealous, huh?” Anya: “Of course I am. I'm a lot jealous!” BTVS // Touched
lovehumans
- Andrew: “You, you love humans.”
Anya: “I do not!” Andrew: “Yes, you do. You looo-oove them!” Anya: “Stop it! I don't love them! And I'll kill you if you tell anybody!” BTVS // End of Days
loveyougoaway
- Dawn: "Ugh, I know! You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you! Go away!"
BTVS // Lessons
madskills
- Faith: "I got mad skills."
BTVS // Chosen
magic
- Giles: "This isn't a hobby or an addiction. It's inside you now. This magic. You're responsible for it."
BTVS // Lessons
maidenname
- Anya: "I will be his Mrs. Mrs Anya lame-ass-made-up-maiden-name Harris."
BTVS // Selfless
makecereal
- Xander: "How exactly do you make cereal?"
Buffy: "Ah. You put the box near the milk. I saw it on the Food Channel." BTVS // Lessons
makeoutwithhim
- Molly: “So, we're supposed to, like, make out with them or something?”
Vi: “Careful, Buffy. Just when you think it's part of the lesson, he'll... hurt your arm.” BTVS // Potential
makewoman
- Willow: "Well, I have skills. I can prove my love with
magic!"
Anya: "Yeah, right. What are you gonna do, use magic to make
him into a girl? Damn." BTVS // Him
makeyoustabthings
- Andrew: "How long have you followed Buffy?"
Xander: "I don't follow her. She's my best friend." Andrew: "Seems like a good leader. Her hair is shiny. Does she make you stab things?" BTVS // Bring on the Night
manlyway
- Faith: “I'm just so pissed off at myself. I knew it was a trick.”
Robin: “Yeah, so did I, but I still wanted my mother to hold me like a little baby... in a manly way, of course.” Faith: “Of course.” BTVS // Touched
masturbate
- Anya: "For god's sakes, Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
Andrew: "Entertaining and educating." Anya: "Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?" BTVS // Storyteller
mexican
- Andrew: "Faith was seduced by the lure of the dark side. She wrapped evil around her like a large evil Mexican Serabi."
BTVS // Dirty Girls
militarysoul
- Robin: "So, he has a trigger, a soul, and a chip?"
Giles: "Not anymore." Buffy: "It was killing him, Giles." Robin: "The trigger?" Buffy: "No, the chip. The trigger's not active anymore." Robin: "Because the military gave him a soul?" BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
misswatching
- Angel: “God, I've missed watching this.”
BTVS // End of Days
mollycoddling
- Spike: "Bollocks to the whole thing. I don't need your mollycoddling."
Buffy: "It's not coddling. Now go to your closet." BTVS // Him
momhair
- Principal Wood: "You seem a bit young to have such a grown-up daughter."
Buffy: "No, no, sister." Principal Wood: "Oh, right, of course." Buffy: "You didn't really think she's my...it's my hair. I have mom hair." BTVS // Lessons
moroncomputer
- Anya: "That computer's a moron."
BTVS //
Sleeper
mortalwound
- First!Buffy: “Ow! Mommy, this mortal wound is all... itchy.”
BTVS // Chosen
moviemisery
- Buffy: “Did you ever see the movie Misery?”
Andrew: “Six times. But the book was scarier than the movie 'cause instead of crushing his foot with a sledge hammer, Kathy Bates chops it off with... I'll be good!” BTVS // Showtime
musicjuststarted
- Spike: "Spent a long time tracking you down. Don't really want the dance to end so soon. Do you? Nikki? Music's just starting, isn't it?"
BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
mustardonmyshirt
- David Fury: "Oh, no! Mustard on my shirt!"
Wife: "Mustard! I'll never get it out! Dry clean it!" David: "My favorite shirt! How could you serve..." Both: "Mustard!" BTVS // Selfless
mybone
- Anya: “I like my sex on top of the table.”
Spike: “Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone!” Anya: “So what?” Spike: “It's my bone. Just drop it.” BTVS // Get it Done
mysticaldoily
- Giles: “I used to be a highly respected Watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily.”
BTVS // Chosen
needrepeat
- Spike: “Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed.”
BTVS // Get it Done
neverask
- Spike: "I don't trust what I see anymore. I don't know how to explain it exactly. I've been seeing things. Dru used to see things, you know...She'd always be staring up to the skies, watching cherubs burn, or the heavens bleed or something else...I used to stare at her and think she'd gone completely sack of hammers. But she'd see the sky when we were inside, and it'd make her so happy. She'd see showers and she'd see stars. Now I see that."
Buffy: "Spike." Spike: "I'm in trouble, Buffy." Buffy: "I can help you." Spike: "I could never ask. Not after..." Buffy: "It's different. You're different." Spike: "I could never ask." Buffy: "Spike, it's me. It's you, and it's me, and we'll get through this." Spike: "Never." Buffy: "Well get through this." BTVS // Selfless
newlibrary
- Giles: “Everything's terrible! Total catastrophe!”
Buffy: “Giles, what's wrong?” Giles: “Have you seen the new library? There's nothing but computers! There's not a book to be seen! I don't know where to begin, Buffy. I mean, who do we speak to?” BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
nicecoat
- Robin: “Nice coat. Where'd you get it?”
Spike: “New York.” BTVS // Get it Done
nicenboring
- Buffy: “Remember when things used to be nice and boring?”
Willow: “No.” BTVS // Killer in Me
nifty!
- Willow: “Ha! That was nifty.”
BTVS // Chosen
notinsane
- Giles: “I assume there's a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation here.”
BTVS // Killer in Me
notsureimgay
- Buffy: "So, Josh, what's on your mind?"
Josh: "Well, I'm worried that I'm gay." Buffy: "Okay, first of all, I think it's great that you would come and talk to me about this. And you should know, there is *nothing* shameful about being gay. Nothing." Josh: "I know, it's just...I'm not positive, so, uh, I was thinking that why don't you go on a date with me so I can be sure?"
BTVS // Help
offensetocain
- Caleb: “Well, you're the other one, aren't you? Your Cain to her Abel. No offense meant to Cain, of course.”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
ohmygoddess
- Willow: “Oh... my... Goddess...”
BTVS // Chosen
ohpenis
- Anya: "Oh, penis."
BTVS // Beneath You
ohprincipalwood
- Willow: "I think they're gonna end up making out. 'Oh, Principal Wood,' she'll gasp, 'I love your lack of wicked energy.'"
BTVS // First Date
oilwrestling
- Spike: "He wears lifts, you know."
Buffy: "You know, one of these days I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you wrassle it out." Spike: "No problem at this end." Buffy: "There could be oil of some kind involved." BTVS // Chosen
oldmine
- Faith: “It's old... and it's strong, and it feels like... like it's mine.”
BTVS // End of Days
opennow
- Willow: “Screw it! Mighty forces, I suck at Latin, OK? But that's not the issue. I'm the one in charge, and I'm telling you open that portal, now!”
BTVS // Get it Done
otherbirth
- Mother: "Who's this woman?"
Drusilla: "I'm the other that gave birth to your son." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
otherthanme
- Willow: "The victim was skinned. What could do that?"
Spike: "You did it once. I heard about it." Willow: "Anything other...other than me?" BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
ovenmitts
- Buffy: “We've got a bunch of fighters with nothing to hit, a Wicca who won't-a, and the brains of our operation wears oven mitts.”
BTVS // Get it Done
overyousweetie
- Willow: "I even posted a melodramatic love poem or two back in the day."
Xander: "Love poems?" Willow: "I'm over you now, sweetie." Xander: "Looove poems." BTVS // Help
owdumbass
- Buffy: “Ow.”
Dawn: “Dumbass.” BTVS // Chosen
partoftheearth
- Willow: "You know Giles says everything's part of the earth. This bed, the air. Us."
Buffy: "Explains why my fingernails get dirty even when I don't do anything." Willow: "Plus you stuck your thumbs in a demon." Buffy: "True." BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
peachykeen
- Buffy: "Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me."
BTVS // Lessons
peckish
- Anya: “That's English for "hungry".”
Rona: “Oh, here I thought "hungry" was English for "hungry".” BTVS // Showtime
perfectwoman
- Andrew: “This one has oxygen tanks!”
Anya: “They'd only be useful if something big was attacking, and then we could shove one down their throat and blow 'em up like Roy Scheider did with that shark in Jaws. (pause) What?” Andrew: “You are the perfect woman.” Anya: “I've often thought so.” BTVS // End of Days
pig
- Andrew: "THAT'LL DO, PIG!"
BTVS // Sleeper
pointofloving
- Anya: "What's the point of loving? I mean, except for the sweaty part?"
BTVS // Selfless
possiblyevil
- Willow: "How about yours, Xander. Is she evil?"
Xander: "Well, she's interested in me, so there's a good chance." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
presence
- Willow: "This isn't about his physical presence! It's about his heart."
Anya: "His physical presence? Has a penis!" Willow: "I can work around it!" BTVS // Him
prettierthanme
- Faith: “No way are you prettier than me.”
Robin: “A little bit, yeah.” BTVS // Chosen
prettierthanyou
- Robin: “Oh, please. I am so much prettier than you are.”
BTVS // Chosen
punished
- Giles: "Do you want to be punished?"
BTVS // Lessons
pushhimin
- Giles: “We have a lot of work ahead of us.”
Faith: “Can I push him in?” Willow: “You've got my vote.” BTVS // Chosen
quitefetching
- Anya: "You think I'm fat!"
Spike: "What?" Anya: "Well, it's either that or the haircut." Spike: "Ridiculous, the do's quite fetching." Anya: "Oh, right, now you like the haircut." Spike: "Love it." Anya: "Sure, as a friend." Spike: "Anya." BTVS // Sleeper
quota
- Anya: “We're all on death's door, repeatedly ringing the doorbell like maniacal girl scouts trying to make quota!”
BTVS // Touched
rastamama
- Giles: “Apparently, someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the hokey pokey until a spooky Rasta-mama Slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.”
BTVS // Killer in Me
readytobestrong
- Buffy: “Willow will use the essence of the scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a slayer... will be a slayer. Every girl who could have the power... will have the power... can stand up, will stand up. Slayers... every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?”
BTVS // Chosen
reformed
- Faith: “Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed.”
Spike: “So have I. I reformed way before you did.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
repelled
- Spike: "No need to thank me! I'm just the one who beat him off! Repelled him would, perhaps, be the better phrase."
BTVS // Get it Done
ribbones
- Anya: "Here's something you should know about vengeance demons. We don't groove with the sorry. We prefer 'oh god, please stop hitting me with my own ribbones!'"
BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
ridehardputaway
- Spike: "Well, all right! Got the moves, don't you? I'm gonna ride you hard before I put you away, love."
BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
righteous
- Andrew: “I can be in this, kicking it righteous. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah.”
BTVS // Showtime
RJ
- Willow: "You don't even know him!"
Anya: "Yes I do! I looked into him and I saw his soul!" Willow: "He was walking away! So unless his soul is in his ass..." Anya: "AJ is my best friend and my dearest darling!" Willow: "It's RJ, and what you were picking up on was his deep caring and devotion to me!" BTVS // Him
safeaskitten
- Willow: “You were in prison. We figured you were safe there.”
Faith: “Yeah, that's prison. Safe as a kitten.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
sameside
- Spike: “Stop... (punches Faith) hitting... (punches Faith again) me! We're on the same side!”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
sarcasticterrified
- Anya: "I'm terrified! I didn't think! I mean, I just figured you'd be terrified, and I would be sarcastic about it!"
BTVS // Chosen
sayname
- Kennedy: “Tara....”
Willow (as Warren): “Shut up!” Willow: “Shut up! You do not get to say her name!” BTVS // Killer in Me
schoolboard
- Giles: "I'm certain the first is continuing to gather it's forces. I'm afraid war is inevitable. We should go before the schoolboard."
Principal Wood: "What?" Giles: "Well, I can have my backup library sent from home. In the meantime, it's not much, but-" Buffy: "Giles." Giles: "Knowledge comes from crafted bindings and pages, Buffy, not ones and zeros." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
schoolgirlwhip
- Faith: “Hey, to each his own, man. This one guy I ran with, he liked me to dress up like a school girl and take this friggin' bull-whip...”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
scornon
- Buffy: "That's where I go to get my scorn on."
BTVS // Beneath You
scottbakula
- Xander: “Just tell me what to do. I-I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?”
BTVS // First Date
screamonkey
- Caleb: “Back before I met you, there was this choir girl in Knoxville I used to give singing lessons to. Why, she even screamed on key.”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
scrubbing bubbles
- Angel: “It's very powerful and probably very dangerous. It has a purifying power, or a cleansing power... possibly scrubbing bubbles. The translation is, ah, ehhh... anyway, it bestows strength to the right person who wears it.”
BTVS // Chosen
scythematters
- Willow: “So it's true. Scythe matters.”
Giles: “Ignoring that.” BTVS // End of Days
seeseverything
- Caleb: “You're the one who sees everything, aren't you? Well, let's see what we can't do about that.”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
selfless
- Villager: "Get off of him! Get off of him! You asshole!"
BTVS // Selfless
sexualbribery
- Anya: “I'll have sex with you again.”
Torg: “Ugh, please, you're human. The way you look now, I wouldn't touch you for all the kittens in Korea.” Anya: “You're rejecting my offer of sexual bribery? What am I, a leper in this town? I can't even give it away!” Torg: “Come back when you are a leper.” BTVS // Showtime
sexualtension
- Andrew: "Check out Spike and the principal. There's something going on there. Sexual tension you could cut with a knife."
BTVS // Storyteller
shareblood
- Willow: “A Slayer. Makes sense, I guess. Remember that thing about they share the same blood or whatever?”
Anya: “Yeah, I never got that. ” BTVS // Potential
shesagirl
- Spike: "She won't understand."
First!Warren: "Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl! Sugar and spice and everything useless, unless you're vacant. I'm more than that." BTVS // Lessons
shesings
- Cassie: "She says she still sings."
BTVS // Conversations with Dead People
shestillsings
- FE Cassie: "She asked that I come talk to you. It's important."
Willow: "She?" Cassie: "Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you or anything-" Willow: "Who asked you? What are you talking about?" Cassie: "She says she still sings." Willow: "What?" Cassie: "Remember that time on the bridge when you sang to each other? Well, she says even though you can't hear it, she still sings to you." Willow: (tearfully) "Tara?" BTVS // Conversations with Dead People
shirty
- Buffy: “You're a dope!”
Spike: “I'm a what?” Buffy: “You're a dope! And a bonehead, and you're shirty!” Spike: “Have you gone completely Carrot-Top?” BTVS // End of Days
showercurious
- Buffy: “Xander, I know. I'm sorry... If you're gonna take a shower at my house, lock the door... Of course they're curious.”
BTVS // Potential
simplestory
- Caleb: “Now, it's a simple story. Stop me if you've heard it. I have found and truly believe that there is nothing so bad it cannot be made better with a story.”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
slaughterhouse
- Anya: “Yep. Many of these girls will die. Slaughterhouse is what it is.”
Potential: “What?” Anya: “Trying to talk will just kill you sooner.” BTVS // End of Days
sleepcrazy
- Amanda: “What kind of person could sleep on a night like this?”
Xander: “Only the crazy ones.” BTVS // Chosen
sluttown
- Dawn: "Oh my god. I'm the pushy queen of slut town!"
BTVS // Him
someday
- Cassie: "She'll tell you. Someday she'll tell you."
BTVS // Help
squeakyshoes
- Giles: “I made that up! I knew the Bringer was there because his shoes squeaked.”
BTVS // First Date
stapler
- Giles: “You don't even know what this man has of yours, if he, in fact, has anything.”
Buffy: “It could be a girl, a potential trying to get to us.” Giles: “Could be a stapler!” BTVS // Dirty Girls
starbucks
- Faith: “No more Starbucks for the wannabe's, man. They've been spazzing for, like, hours.”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
stealmythunder
- Xander: "Guys, guess what happened?"
Willow: "Buffy got a date!" Xander: "No, I did! Fine. Way to steal my thunder." BTVS // First Date
streamers
- Faith: “She knows I'm coming. Probably been up all night hanging streamers!”
BTVS // Dirty Girls
stuffyrepressed
- Anya: “And you blew the Council up! See, this is what happens when you're all stuffy and repressed. You overreact.”
BTVS // Bring on the Night
stupidthing
- Xander: “Did you see what happened? I mean, was she...”
Andrew: “She was incredible. She died saving my life.” Xander: “That's my girl. Always doing the stupid thing.” BTVS // Chosen
swingcat
- Clem: “You can't swing a cat without hitting some kind of demonic activity! Not that I swing cats... or eat! Nope. Cuttin' way back. Cholesterol... morals. I mean, morals.”
BTVS // Empty Places
synchswimming
- Willow: "Is there anything you don't know everything about?"
Giles: "Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me." BTVS // Lessons
takemenow
- Anya: "No questions. No talking. I can't help it. I can't stop thinking about you and us and our brief but unforgetable time together. I mean, why else would I be here? I mean, it's not like I'm snooping around for proof that you're some sort of a whacked out serial killer. Heh. I don't know why I said that. Forget I said that. It's craziness talking. It's nerves. Nerves. Nerves and horniness. Oh just shut up William and take me. Take me now."
BTVS // Sleeper
talkingtomyself
- The Eye: "After there is nothing else, it will go on."
Giles: "I refuse to believe that, there must be someway to destroy it!" The Eye: "What am I, talking to myself here?" BTVS // Showtime
talkingvomit
- Buffy: "Do you think she'll vomit?"
Dawn: (muffled) "Stop talking about vomit!" BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
talldarkforehead
- Spike: “So... where's tall, dark and forehead?”
BTVS // Chosen
tara
- Willow: "But she's talking to you? And she can hear me? Tara! Tara! I miss you. I miss you so much. Can she hear me?"
BTVS // Conversations with Dead People
tarasgrave
- Willow: "Hey. It's me."
BTVS // Help
taughtneedtoknow
- Giles: "You need to learn—"
Buffy: "No, I think you've taught me everything I need to know." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
terrifying
- Xander: "You're terrifying."
BTVS // Same Place, Same Time
thatmuchroom
- Spike: “Oh, bollocks. With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain.”
Giles: “I don't think it takes up that much space, do you?” BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
thatsastart
- Anya: "Xander. What if I'm nobody?"
Xander: "Don't be a dope." Anya: "I'm a dope." Xander: "Sometimes." Anya: "That's a start." BTVS // Selfless
thehood
- Robin: "Stuff like that is taken pretty seriously where I come from."
Buffy: "The 'hood?" Robin: "Beverly Hills. Which is a hood." BTVS // Help
thenyoudie
- Vi: “I don't want to die.”
Anya: “Don't worry. It's far more likely you'll live long enough to watch most of your friends die first. (pause) And then you'll die.” BTVS // Touched
thinkimstuck
- Vamp: "Excuse me. I think I'm stuck."
Buffy: "You're stuck?" Vamp: "My foot's caught on a root or something. I don't even know how I got down there. If you girls could just give me a hand..." BTVS // Lessons
thinkimstupid
- Faith: “Please. Do you think I'm stupid?”
Spike: “Well... yeah.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
thiscool
- Andrew: "Do you have any idea how hard it's been to act this cool?"
BTVS // Conversations with Dead People
threeofus
- William: "We'll ravage this city together, my pet. Lay waste to all of Europe. The three of us will teach those snobs and elitists with their falderal just what—"
Drusilla: "Three?" William: "You, me, and mother." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
thunderdome
- Buffy: “Welcome to Thunderdome.”
Andrew: “Two men enter. One man leaves.” BTVS // Showtime
translation
- Xander: "Are you keeping up, or do you need some kinda English-to-Constant-pain-in-my-ass translation?"
BTVS // Him
turktranslation
- Dawn: “I've been reading this old Turkish spell book. There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying.”
Willow: “Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation of it.” Dawn: “There's a translation of it?! (sighs) I'm over it.” BTVS // Touched
twaddle
- Mother: ""The lark hath spake from twixt its wee beak?" You honestly thought I could bear an eternity listening to that twaddle?"
BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
twinkiekisses
- Willow: “Although, Twinkies and kisses? Also peachy motivational tools.”
BTVS // Get it Done
twixtbeak
- William: "Yet her smell, it doth linger, painting pictures in my mind. Her eyes, balls of honey. Angel's harps her laugh. Oh, lark. Grant a sign if crook'd be Cupid's shaft. Hark, the lark, her name it hath spake. "Cecily" it discharges from twixt its wee beak."
BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
urinate
- Andrew: "I really need to urinate."
BTVS // Touched
useacookie
- Andrew: “These girls need stitches... and painkillers.”
Anya: “Yeah, well, I could use a cookie, but I'm not making reckless wishes.” BTVS // End of Days
vamprichard
- Giles: "Would you let this vampire live if he began saving the world?"
Buffy: "Sure. Seems like a nice enough guy." Richard: "Thanks." Buffy: "No problem." Richard: "My name's Richard." Buffy: "Hi, Rich." BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
vampyres
- Andrew: "Buffy, a slayer of, the vampyres."
BTVS // Storyteller
wakeuponfire
- Dawn: "If you hurt my sister at all, touch her...you're gonna wake up on fire."
BTVS // Beneath You
wantedfugitive
- Faith: “Hey, got a spare bed for a wanted fugitive?”
Giles: “Hello, Faith.” Faith: “Huh. I guess "wanted" wasn't really accurate.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
warmchampagne
- Faith: “I may have said a few things...”
Spike: “Like you could ride me at a gallop 'til my knees buckle, squeeze me 'til I pop like warm champagne. That's not the kind of thing a man forgets.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
wearsigns
- Buffy: “That's one of the bad guys.”
Faith: “You should make 'em wear signs.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
wheelchairfight
- Andrew: “So... wheelchair fight?”
BTVS // End of Days
whodoes
- Caleb: “You'll never stop me. You don't have the ba...”
Buffy: “Who does nowadays?” BTVS // Chosen
whosgotthebutton
- Spike: "Button, button, who's got the button?"
BTVS // Same Time, Same Place
wickedenergy
- Buffy: "I don't know. I mean, he's good looking, and he's solid, he's smart, he's normal. So not the wicked energy, which is nice, because I don't want to only be attracted to the wicked energy. Or, what if he is wicked, in which case is that why I'm attracted to him?"
Willow: "I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on."
BTVS // First Date
wolfmojo
- Xander: "Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with."
BTVS // Potential
womanhating
- Buffy: "“You know, you really should watch your language. If someone didn't know you, they might think you were a woman-hating jerk.”
BTVS // Touched
yakurine
- Vi: “Do they card?”
Buffy: “Nope, go ahead. Down all the yak urine shots or pigs blood spritzers you like.” BTVS // Potential
yellowteeth
- Faith: “Well, I guess you can smoke all you want. The big C not really an issue.”
Spike: “Teeth get yellow after an eternity. Gotta watch that.” BTVS // Dirty Girls
yourock
- Clem: “If anyone can do it, you can, because you... rock!”
BTVS // Empty Places
yulbrenner
- Buffy: “Boring, old, and English. Just like you—ull. Brenner. Yule Brenner. A British Yule Brenner.”
BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me
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Miscellaneous
Allhell
- Spike: "Because without her, all hell is gonna break loose."
BTVS // Season Six Promo
aly bye
- Alyson Hannigan: "Good bye!"
andyet
- Anthony Stewart Head (singing): "You won't hear me sigh when we say goodbye. I won't find it hard to forget. Memories will fade quicker than the shade and I won't waste a day in regret. And yet..."
anybodyinleather
- Alyson Hannigan: "You put anybody in leather, they're gonna change a little bit."
Buffy Bites
asafriend
- James Marsters singing a part from "Come as You Are" by Nirvana.
ashbone
- Tony: "There is no bone in the penis."
ashplayaround
- Tony (as Frank): "But it'll give you something to play around with."
Rocky Horror Picture Show
ashraped
- Tony: "I feel like I've been raped."
ashshit
ashshiver
- Tony (as Frank): "I see you shiver with antici...pation."
Rocky Horror Picture Show
ashtakeitoff
- Tony: "Take it off because I told you to take it off."
bfmontage
- A montage of clips spliced together to emphasize the sexual tension between Faith and Buffy. Very cool.
blackeyedpeas
- Seth Green: "Nick, who's a HUGE Black Eyed Peas fan. Why'd you pick that video?"
Nick Brendon: "Because I'm a huge black eyed peas fan." Videos That Don't Suck
bradybunch
- Sarah Michelle Gellar singing the Brady Bunch theme.
braininjury
- Anthony Stewart Head: "Giles, as an adult, obviously must feel the need to jump in and help, but it's Buffy's deal. Consequently, what do you do with Giles? Which is why you'll notice over the course of time, I get knocked down an enormous amount. So much so, you'd think I might have a brain injury somewhere."
Buffy Bites
brenmail
- Nicholas Brendon: "You've got mail!"
bs2
- A montage of laughing. Including my hyena cackle. Thanks a bunch whoever made it!
buffdru
- Buffy: ::punch with a grunt::
Spike: "OW! Bloody hell! Oh, God!" Drusilla: "Do it again! Do it again!" Buffy: ::punch with grunt:: ::slap:: Spike: "Oh...bloody hell!" ::slap:: Spike: "Ow!" Meltha's Pain Mix
buffyangelmontage
- A montage of clips featuring Buffy and Angel. For any B/A shippers, it's a must.
buildyourthighsup
- ASH: "You'd better wise up, build your thighs up."
Anthony Stewart Head on VH1's Rocky Horror Picture Show Special
comparetosex
- Emma Caulfield: "When they peel the stuff off, it feels so good! I was about to compare it to sex, but I thought, 'Well, that would be inappropriate.'"
Buffy Bites
Cordymail
- Charisma: "You’ve got mail."
cutenudity
- Buffy: "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."
Faith: "If I'd have known they came that young and cute, I'd have requested a transfer."
deathstupid
- Anya/Emma: "Death is stupid. You plummet off a tower, and poof.
That's it. It's shocking, and I don't like it."
From Season 6
Promo
dieyoung
- Spike: "They say the good die young. And they weren't
lying."
Season 6 Promo
dirtycoat
- James Marsters: "It's a two thousand dollar coat, and they immediately ran over it with a truck about 25 times. For season 2, they cleaned it up, and it looked almost new, so I spent the whole day rolling around on the sound stage getting dirty again."
Buffy Bites
dobuffy
- Jenny: "Alright, guys, the first thing we're gonna do is...Buffy."
Faith: "Son of a bitch, it's my lucky day."
elizacheer
- Eliza Dushku: "I'm sexy, I'm cute. I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchin', great hair, the boys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not."
E! Sizzling Sixteen
Faithstheme
- Rather long, but VERY good. Bunch of faith lines mixed with music and
such.
forally
- Buffy: "When I kissed you, you know I was thinking about Giles, right?"
Giles: "I'm so proud of you. You've come so far. You're everything a watcher...everything I could've hoped for." Buffy: "Darn your sinister attraction. Giles...I love you." Giles: ::giggling::
gilesisabadboy
- Giles: "Do you want to be punished?"
Darla: "Come to punish us?" Drusilla: "Yeah. Yeah. Spank us til Tuesday. We promise to be bad if you do." ::whip lash:: Giles and Drusilla giggling.
gilesmanofaction
- Host: "So, Angel's proved a massive success, do you fancy your own spinoff series, which I think would be a really good idea."
Anthony Stewart Head: "What, Giles? Giles! Man of Action!" The Big Breakfast
gilesozwhee
- Giles: "I'm really very attracted to you."
Oz: "Oh, that's what I was going to say." ASH: "You won't hear me sigh when we say goodbye. I won't find it hard to forget." Oz: "My whole life, I've never loved anything else." Giles: "Do you want to be punished?"
hairsticksup
- Nicholas Brendon: "Angel's this brooding, mysterious, handsome man with hair that sticks up about to here."
Buffy Bites
Hanymail
- Alyson Hannigan: "You've got mail!"
hitafraidof
- Xander: "I don't like to hit girls that I'm afraid of."
BTVS // The Pilot
I need a hug
- Joss: "Oh, I need a hug."
BTVS // Becoming 2
jamesmfe
- James Marsters: "A lie is like a cheap bottle of wine from a cheap liquor store. It don't cost much at the time but it burns as it goes down. And you know you're gonna pay, later you say, now it's okay. But as hard as you swallow, you can't shake the taste. Yes, and the afterthought, simmering in your belly. The buzz becomes a fly in your brain, and you feel great the next day, it leaves you with nothing but regrets."
Music From Elevators
jamesnotbritish
- James Marsters: (in accent) "I'm James Marsters, I play Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (in normal voice) And I'm totally kidding you, I'm not British."
Buffy Bites
jamessugarhigh
- Wanda: "Insant sugar high?"
James Marsters: "Yeah! I feel really great, I feel really great, SHUT UP!" E!
jarc
- Joss Whedon: "For god's sake, don't touch the flabotanum in Jar
C!"
Jennawav
- Buffy: (spliced together badly) “I love Angel more than Spike and Riley.”
Joss_Grr
Laugh
- A montage of laughter from Giles, D, Drusilla, Spike, and Angel.
love
- A montage of characters saying they love us.
mentalmindfuck
- ASH: "It's something you'll get used to, a mental mind fuck can be nice!"
Note: As this was aired on VH1, 'fuck' is bleeped out. Anthony Stewart Head on VH1's Rocky Horror Picture Show Special
muppetstakemanhattan
- Buffy: "Film club?"
Xander: "Mm-hmm. They spend their time deciding that every movie is an existential meditation on Freudian sexuality." Buffy: "Even Muppets Take Manhattan?" Xander: "Especially Muppets Take Manhattan." BTVS // The Pilot
nativepeople
- Tom Bergeron: "Any native people who have been in a country since prehistoric times are called what?"
James Marsters: "Dead!" Hollywood Squares
noparking
- Marti singing the No Parking song. Really. That's all. ::innocent whistle::
nothingpersonal
- Buffy: "Don't worry, it's nothing personal."
BTVS //
papparazzi
- Anthony Stewart Head: "You wouldn't happen to be Italian? Opera lover? It's always the Italians! Has she talked offshore investment yet? I think we should leave before the papparazzi get here. Which way's the kitchen?"
Nescafe Coffee Ad
planetshmanet
- Janet: "You mean he's gonna send us to another planet?"
ASH: "Planet shmanet, Janet!" Anthony Stewart Head on VH1's Rocky Horror Picture Show Special
plumbercrack
- Ed the Sock: "Now, before you were an actor, you were apparently a medical student, and a plumber's assistant, among other things."
Nicholas Brendon: "Only because I like to show my ass crack." Ed: "Is there actual lessons?" Nicholas: "I just went on the corner of, like, Ventura Boulevard and would just show my ass crack." Ed: "That's not a good idea." Nicholas: "Well, it wasn't. I got arrested. I did time, man." Ed: "Oh, really? Well, they would've liked to have seen your crack in prison." Nicholas: "Lots of crack happening there." Much Music Awards
previously
- ASH: "Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
rileysucks
- Sarah Michelle Gellar: "And they did this great cheer, 'Riley sucks! Riley sucks!' It was great! I really loved it. I was like, 'Can we do it again?'"
sethheyladies
- Seth Green: "Alright, so, here's 'Hey Ladies'. Oh, yeah!"
Videos that Don't Suck
sleeping
- Anthony Stewart Head (singing): In the depth of night I'll be thinking of her walking where it's light with the sunshine in her hair. But in a place that's so far away from here. And when it grows light she'll be sleeping. In the depth of night with the moonlight on her hair. That is where my thoughts will stray from here."
theaterclub
- Buffy: "That would have to be the Theater Club."
Xander: "Ah, well spotted. What gave it away?" Buffy: "They're always way gesture-y. 'WHAT is the homework?'" Xander: "'I didn't GET the homework!" BTVS // The Pilot
thinkme
- Anthony Stewart Head (singing): "In the depth of night I may wonder what she's doing in the light and from time to time if she might think of me in the depth of night."
tonysweet
- Anthony Stewart Head: "Sweet Transvestite, I mean, never has there been an entrance like that on stage. It's just fucking great, you know? What can you do?"
Rocky Horror Picture Show Interview
twistedsister
- Nick Brendon: "And that was a video picked by Charisma 'What are you gonna do with your life?!' Carpenter."
Seth Green: "I wanna rock!" Videos That Don't Suck
twovictims
- James Marsters: "And I murdered one of my only victims right over here. I counted them up one time, I think I had two full victims on Buffy, maybe three. Most pitiful vampire in the history of vampires."
E!
underclothesnaked
- Nicholas Brendon: "I'm gonna get dressed. Actually, one of the admission prices was I get dressed in front of all the fans."
Ananda: "Oh, but then they'll all leave!" Nicholas: "Under all my clothes, I'm naked." MTV Rock-n-Jock
urahotdog
- ASH: "Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard. You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter. You're a hot dog, but you'd better not to try to hurt her, Frankfurter."
Anthony Stewart Head on VH1's Rocky Horror Picture Show Special
waps
- David Boreanaz: "Fun fact about waps. I'm sorry, I just said waps."
BTVS Outtakes // I Only Have Eyes For You
what2
- Willow: "What was that?"
BTVS
xandersmonkey
- Charisma Carpenter: "Oh, yeah, Mr Faithful! Probably met up with some hot little monkey!"
BTVS // Season 3 Outtakes
xanderspeedo
- Nicholas Brendon: "Xander, I think, is Joss, so he wants to keep me as normal as possible, and always have that person who's just average joe. And then I had to do this whole scene in my speedo."
Charisma Carpenter: "He actually made them buy, like, three speedos, 'cause originally it was supposed to be white?" Nicholas: "It was FREEZING that day. I actually, literally, I had them pad it." Charisma: "I mean, just...the horror." Nicholas: "I don't really like it too much when jokes are on me." Buffy Bites
yayguys
- Anya: "If she was here right now, I know she'd tell us how proud
she is of us. She'd say, 'Yay you guys! Fighting evil without me!' That's what
she'd say. You know, if her vocal chords aren't all decomposed and
stuff..."
Season 6 Promo
youcandoit
- Nick Brendon: "You can do it!"
Seth Green: "You can do it!" BTVS // Season 3 Outtakes
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