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Season 1
16die
- Buffy: "Giles, I'm 16 years old. I don't wanna die."
BTVS // Prophecy Girl
allaboutme
- Cordelia: "This is all about me! Me me me!"
BTVS // Invisible Girl
beback
- Buffy: "I'll be back in a minute."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
bookmyth
- Giles: "What do you want?"
Owen: "Uh, a book?" Giles: "Oh!" Buffy: "See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things." Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth." BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
bovril
- Giles: "I'd much rather be at home with a cup of bovril and a good book."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
BTVSMail
- Buffy: "Someone emailed me."
BTVS // I Robot, You
Jane
country
- Xander: "I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country
music. The music of pain."
BTVS // Prophecy Girl
cretins
- Xander: "For I am Xander, the king of cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me."
BTVS // The Witch
demoncome
- Giles: "Demon, COME!"
BTVS // The Witch
Dontbite
- Angel: "Don't worry, I don't bite."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
Emily
- Willow: "He read Emily Dickinson? He's sensitive yet
manly."
BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
Exist
- Cordy: "Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?"
BTVS //
Welcome to the Hellmouth
fabwebpages
- Giles: "These musty old books have a great deal more to say than any of your fabulous webpages."
BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
faceofdanger
- Buffy: "I just don't like putting you guys in danger."
Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." BTVS // The Witch
farrahhair
- Buffy: "Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair."
Joyce: "This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Witch
fluffybunnyfeelings
- Buffy: "I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all of these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not going to get way extracurricular with it."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
followhormones
- Giles: "Very well, then. Follow your hormones if you want."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
furtherback
- Xander: "We're right behind you, only further back."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Witch
Gang
- Buffy: "So you come to *me* for help?"
Cordy: "Because,
you're always around when all of this weird stuff in happening, and I know
you're very strong. And, you've got all those weapons. I was kind of hoping
you were in a gang." BTVS // Invisible Girl
getdown
- Buffy: "Get down with your bad self."
BTVS // The Witch
Hardway
- Buffy: "Now, we can do this the hard way...or, well, actually
there's just the hard way."
Darla: "That's fine with
me." Buffy: "Are you sure? This is not going to be pretty. We're
talking violence, strong language, adult content." BTVS // Angel
Heythere
- Buffy: "How's it goin'?"
BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the
First Date
hislut
- Buffy: "Hi, I'm an enormous slut!"
BTVS // Welcome to the
Hellmouth
information
- Xander: "What, I can't have information sometimes?"
Giles: "Well, it's somewhat unprecedented." BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
isdoomed
- Giles: "The earth is doomed."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
kickedoutwacky
- Buffy: "I did get kicked out of school. I'm just wacky that way."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Witch
lookingatneck
- Xander: "You were looking at my neck."
Angel: "What?" Xander: "You were checking out my neck, I saw that." Angel: "No, I wasn't." Xander: "Just keep your distance, pal." Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck." Xander: "I told you to eat before we left." BTVS // Prophecy Girl
macho
- Buffy: "I want to be a macho man. Mach-ooh, hey, juice! Mmm...quality juice. Not from concentrate."
BTVS // The Witch
middleage
- Giles: "I'll be back in the middle ages."
Jenny: "Did you ever leave?" BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
morethanamatch
- Giles: "They came after me, but I was more than a match for them."
Buffy: "Meaning?" Giles: "I hid." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
nicekitty
- Giles: "Nice kitty."
BTVS // The Witch
nostudentcontact
- Giles: "He thought it would behoove me to have more contact with the students. I did try to explain that my vocational choice of librarian was a deliberant attempt to minimize said contact."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Puppet Show
partyskanky
- Buffy: "So, you like to party with the students? Isn't that kinda skanky?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
Passout
- Willow: "Does anybody mind if I pass out?"
BTVS // Harvest
perky
- Buffy: "She certainly looks perky."
Xander: "Yeah, color in the cheeks, bounce in the step. I don't like it. It's not healthy." BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
permissionexist
- Cordelia: "Who gave you permission to exist? Do I horn in on your private discussions? No. Why? Because you're boring."
BTVS // The Harvest
personalitystat
- Buffy: "You need a personality, stat."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
polaroids
- Xander: "Nah, I gotta be a man and ask her out. You know, I gotta stop giving her ID bracelets, subtle innuendos, taking polaroids outside of her bedroom window late at night. That last part is a joke."
BTVS // The Witch
protectgirlslockerroom
- Xander: "I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Invisible Girl
rainoftoads
- Xander: "This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life is like, 'Uh oh, pop quiz." Today it's rain of toads."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Harvest
reallylikeoutfit
- Cordelia: "I really like your outfit!"
Willow: "No, you don't." Cordelia: "No, I don't. But I really need a favor." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Prophecy Girl
saltygoodness
- Cordelia: "Hello, salty goodness! Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy is gonna need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him."
BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
sarcasm
- Giles: "Alright, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
Buffy: "Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm." BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
signoff
- Willow: "I have to sign off. I'll talk to you later."
BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
slayerbutton
- Buffy: "Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says 'I'm the slayer, ask me how!'"
BTVS // Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
smellseduction
- Xander: "Buffy. Come on. Wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book."
Buffy: "What, saving my life? Getting slashed in the ribs?" Xander: "Duh." BTVS // Angel
sobye
- Buffy: "So. Bye."
BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth
spider
- Buffy: "Besides, I can just tell something's wrong. My spider sense is tingling."
Giles: "Your...spider sense?" Buffy: "Pop culture reference. Sorry." BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
Still pretty
- Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
BTVS //
Prophecy Girl
thatwasinteresting
- Giles: "Well, that was interesting."
BTVS // The Witch
thoseboys
- Giles: "Those boys aren't sparklingly normal as it is."
BTVS // I Robot, You Jane
Trauma
- Cordy: "God! What is your childhood trauma?!"
BTVS // Welcome
to the Hellmouth
vowelsounds
- Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, but then I have to go away."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
watchmocklaugh
- Buffy: "Nah. I think I'll take on your traditional roll and watch."
Xander: "And mock." Willow: "And laugh." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // The Puppet Show
watchtower
- Buffy: "Hi. I'm an enormous slut. Hello, would you like a copy of the Watchtower?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Welcome to the Hellmouth
whothehell
- Darla: "Who the hell are you?"
BTVS // Welcome to the
Hellmouth
worksforme
- Buffy: "Works for me."
BTVS // The Harvest
written
- Master: "You were destined to die, it was
written!"
Buffy: "What can I say, I flunked the written." BTVS
// Prophecy Girl
xanaugh
- Xander screaming.
BTVS // Nightmares
youwereagod
- Giles: "I assume all the spells are reversed. It was my first casting, so I may have got it wrong."
Buffy: "You saved my life. You were a god." BTVS // The Witch
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Season 2
abaci
- Xander: "You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper's gonna make a big comeback."
Willow: "And the abacus." Xander: "Yeah, you know, you don't see enough abaci." BTVS // The Dark Age
abouttrout
- Giles: "Yes, well, I'll see you all in the library later. We'll continue this discussion."
Willow: "About trout." BTVS // When She Was Bad
Allhat
- Spike: "Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for
action. All hat and no cattle."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
alwaysuseviolence
- Buffy: "I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?"
Xander: "The important thing is you believe that." BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
americansalivatingboy
- Xander: ::stammering::
Buffy: "I can translate American Salivating Boy talk. He says you're beautiful" Xander: ::stammer:: Buffy: "You're welcome." BTVS // Incan Mummy Girl
amyyip
- Xander: "I'm constant in my affections. Amy Yip at the waterslide park."
BTVS // The Dark Age
Annerice
- Spike: “People still fall for that Anne Rice routine.”
BTVS
// School Hard
asleep
- Spike: "Are you all asleep?!"
BTVS // Lie to Me
Attitude
- Cordelia: "Whatever's causing the Joan Collin's 'tude, deal with
it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over
it."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
attracted
- Giles: "I'm really very attracted to you."
BTVS // The Dark Age
attractpossess
- Xander: "Are we overlooking the fact that she may be very attracted to me? She's possessed."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
autopsysunshine
- Buffy: "You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine."
BTVS // Bad Eggs
badbreakup
- Buffy: "Oh, Valentine's Day is just a cheap gimmick to sell cards and chocolate."
Amy: "Bad breakup, huh?" Buffy: "Believe me when I say, 'uh-huh'." BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
baddog
- Drusilla: "Grrrragh. Bad dog."
BTVS // What’s My Line
2
badrudeman
- Spike: "I'm a bad, rude man."
BTVS // Lie to Me
baggedaslayer
- Spike: "There's no deal without Dru."
Buffy: "She killed
Kendra!" Spike: "Dru bagged a slayer? She didn't tell me! Good for
her! Though not from your perspective, I suppose..." BTVS // Becoming
2
band sucks
- Oz: "See, our band's kinda moving towards this new sound where...we suck, so...practice."
BTVS // Surprise
barnesnnobles
- Jonathan: "We're supposed to get some books. On Stalin."
Xander: "Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?" Giles: "This is a school library, Xander."
Xander: "Since when?" BTVS // Passion
battleapproach
- Giles: "Look, it's classic battle strategy to throw one's opponent off his game. He's just trying to provoke you. To taunt you, to goad you into some mishap of some sort."
Xander: "The nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah approach to battle?" BTVS // Passion
baycity
- Giles: "Bay City Rollers. Now that's music."
BTVS // The Dark Age
bdayspanking
- Xander: "Buffy, I feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on."
Jenny: "I'd curb that impulse if I were you, Xander." Xander: "Check, cancel spanking." BTVS // Surprise
beachsuffer
- Cordelia: "I was totally beachless for a month and a half. No one has suffered like I have suffered."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
besthumanever
- Xander: "Willow, you are the best human ever! I adore you! Well, that's the cookies talkin', but you rock!"
BTVS // Ted
Big Rock
- Spike: "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't
have a rock this big."
BTVS // Becoming 1
bigguns
- Spike: "I need to bring in the big guns."
BTVS // What's My Line
bigho
- Buffy: "I lost a friend tonight!"
Spike: "I wasn't in on that raiding party!" Buffy: "And I may lose more! The whole earth might be sucked into hell and you want my help because your girlfriend's a big ho?!" BTVS // Bargaining Pt 2
bigmoments
- Whistler: "So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."
BTVS // Becoming
Bitca
- Willow: "I mean why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H."
Giles: "Willow, I think we’re all a little too old to be spelling
things out." Xander: "A bitca?" BTVS // When She Was
Bad
bloodgrun
- Cordelia: "What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is? It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean til judgement day. You are living with those stains."
Jenny: "Yeah, that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat. The stains." Cordelia: "I hear ya." BTVS // When She Was Bad
boiledyoung
- Willow: "It didn't break! How come it didn't break?"
Xander: "Which is another secret to conscientious egg care. A pot of scalding water and about eight minutes." Willow: "You boiled your young?" Xander: "Yeah! I know it sounds cruel, but sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind!" BTVS // Bad Eggs
braindribble
- Giles: "Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles out of my ears."
BTVS // The Dark Age
broomcloset
- Willow: "Xander, what happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?"
Xander: "You're just a big bucket of funny, Will." BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
buffonia
- Xander: "Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am in awe! I completely
renounce spandex!"
BTVS // Halloween
buffyangelxander
- Xander: "Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? Hey, man, how are you doing?"
Angel: "Buffy." Buffy: "Angel." Xander: "Xander." BTVS // Reptile Boy
buffywhipped
- Spike: "If you ask me, I find myself prefering the old Buffy-whipped Angelus."
BTVS // Passions
burninghunk
- Giles: "I really don't have time for these-"
Buffy: "Miss Calendar said you were a babe!" Giles: "She said what?" Buffy: "She said that you were a hunk of burning something or other..." BTVS // Halloween
Caneat
- Spike: "Can I eat him now, love?"
BTVS // Lie to Me
canoe
- Spike: "Debase the beef canoe."
BTVS // What's My Line
catchanorgy
- Xander: "Those frat guys creep me."
Willow: "You want to protect her?" Xander: "Mm-hmm." Willow: "And prove that you're just as good as those rich snotty guys?" Xander: "Mm-hmm." Willow: "Maybe catch an orgy?" Xander: "If it's on early." BTVS // Reptile Boy
cavalryrock
- Xander: "Cavalry's here. Cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here."
BTVS // Becoming Pt 2
ceiling
- Spike: "Someone's in the ceiling."
BTVS // School Hard
chant
- Willow: "I shall confront and expel all evil."
Cordelia: "I shall *totally* confront and expel all evil." Xander: "Out of marrow and bone..." Buffy: "Out of house and home...never to come here again." BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
chesswhiz
- Cordelia: "But you do know that you saw death."
Willow: "Did it have an hourglass?" Xander: "Ooh, if he asks you to play chess, don't even do it. The guy's,
like, a whiz." BTVS // Killed by Death
chickfight
- Buffy: "Come on. Don't make me do the chick fight thing."
BTVS // What's My Line 2
christianvalues
- Xander: "Well, you know, it's the whole 'sex leads to responsibility' thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg. It's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values."
Willow: "My egg is Jewish." Xander: "Then teach it that Dreidel song." BTVS // Bad Eggs
cleanclown
- Buffy: "I'm just saying there's something a little too clean about this clown."
Willow: "He's a clean clown! I...have my own fun." BTVS // Ted
clearlywrong
- Giles: "I appreciate your thoughts on the matter, in fact I...well, I *encourage* you to, to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate. You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, when I am clearly right and you are clearly
wrong."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
closeyoureyes
- Angel: "Buffy? What's going on? Where are we? I don't remember."
Buffy: "Angel?" Angel: "You're hurt! Oh god. I feel like I haven't seen you in months. Everything's so muddled, I...What's happening?" Buffy: "Shhhh. Don't worry about it. I love you." Angel: "I love you." Buffy: "Close your eyes." BTVS // Becoming 2
cognitiveprocess
- Xander: "But ho-ho's are a vital part of my cognitive process!"
BTVS // What's My Line
computernerdsolidarity
- Buffy: "Don't look, okay, but...No, don't look! That guy over there is totally checking you out."
Willow: "Oh, that's Oz. He's expressing computer nerd solidarity." BTVS // What's My Line
cookherdinner
- Buffy: "Come to The Bronze before it opens or we make her our meal."
Xander: "They're gonna cook her dinner?! I'll pretend I didn't say that..." BTVS // When She Was Bad
Cootie
- Xander: "You big cootie!"
BTVS // What's My Line 2
coronerfavorite
- Willow: "This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite place."
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
coughkarma
- Cordelia: "Why are these terrible things always happening to me?"
Xander: "Karma!" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
cracklikeegg
- Buffy: "It's a good call. You should question him."
Willow: "Really? Me? I'll crack him like an egg." BTVS // Go Fish
cremerinse
- Buffy: "Ow!"
Joyce: "What's wrong?" Buffy: "I spent a good part of my allowance on this new cream rinse, and it's neither creamy nor rinsey." Joyce: "Life is hard, dear." Buffy: "Don't I know it. Is that a split end?" BTVS // School Hard
crosstown
- Buffy: "You know what this means."
Xander: "That Fonderin might actually beat Sunnydale in the crosstown bodycount competition this year?" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
Cutie
- Spike: "Hello Cutie."
BTVS // Becoming 2
damnmanly
- Xander: "I'm gonna do what any man would do about it. Somethin' damn manly."
BTVS // Halloween
dateinhighschool
- Buffy: "You never ever got a single date in high school, did you?"
Snyder: Your point being?" BTVS // Becoming
datinganun
- Whistler: "You know, raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff."
BTVS // Becoming
datingswimmer
- Cordelia: "I'm dating a swimmer from the Sunnydale swim team."
Buffy: "You can die happy." BTVS // Go Fish
deadashell
- Xander: "I'm dead as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
deadbird
- Drusilla: "I'll give you a seed if you sing."
Spike: "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in the cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one." BTVS // Lie to Me
deadboy
- Xander: "Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
Angel: "Could you not call me that?" BTVS // Lie to Me
deadguysonice
- Buffy: "The Hellmouth presents: Dead Guys On Ice."
BTVS // What's My Line
decafland
- Cordelia: "And I can take a hint. What's the hint?"
Giles: "To come back later." Cordelia: "Yeah, when you've visited decaf land." BTVS // The Dark Age
dejavu
- Angelus: "No thanks. Been there, done that, deja vu just isn't what it used to be."
BTVS // Passion
demoncar
- Buffy: "A demon! A demon! A demon!"
Willow: "It's not a demon, it's a car!" Buffy: "What does it want?" BTVS // Halloween
demonforeverything
- Cordelia: "Wait, what does this one do?"
Giles: "It asks endless questions of those with whom it's supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done." Cordelia: "Boy, there's a demon for everything!" BTVS // Killed by Death
diaphragm
- Willow: "Buffy killed a vampire last night!"
Buffy: "Uh, I think you can get a little more volume if you speak from the diaphram." Willow: "Sorry." BTVS // When She Was Bad
didntchooseyet
diekickass
- Cordelia: "If we die in here, I'm gonna kick your ass, I mean it!"
BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
discretionvalor
- Giles: "Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is the better part of valor."
Xander: "You coulda just said, 'shh!' God, are all you Brits such drama
queens?" BTVS // Surprise
Do it again
- Drusilla: "Do it again! Do it again!"
BTVS //
Surprise
dogspit
- Buffy: "We need some alternate ghost theories. What do we know?"
Xander: "Dog spit is cleaner than human." Buffy: "Besides that." BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
doletsbringthatup
- Cordelia: "I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?"
Giles: "Yes. Do let's bring that up as often as possible." BTVS // Ted
donotbabble
- Xander: "I do not babble. I occasionally run-on, every now and then I yammer..."
BTVS // Phases
dontleavemarks
- Buffy: "You're really getting into this interrogation thing."
Willow: "The trick is not to leave any marks." BTVS // Go Fish
dontpush!
- Xander: "What, it's not okay for one guy to like another guy just because he happened to be in the locker room with him when absolutely nothing happened and I thought I told you not to push?"
BTVS // Phases
donttakeorders
- Buffy: "I don't take orders. I do things my way."
Kendra: "No wonder you died." BTVS // What's My Line?"
dreams
- Xander: "Dreams are meaningful."
Willow: "Tell me about it. The other night I dreamt that Xander...uh...it wasn't Xander. In fact it wasn't mean. It was a friend's dream and she doesn't remember it." Buffy: "I bet she doesn't." BTVS // When She Was Bad
dresshalloween
- Buffy: "YOU sold me that dress for Halloween and nearly got us all killed!"
Ethan: "But you looked great!" BTVS // The Dark Age
dresslikeyou
- Angel: "I wanna learn from you."
Whistler: "Alright." Angel: "But I don't want to dress like you." BTVS // Becoming
drillteam
- Xander: "So both coffins are empty, that makes three girls signed up for the army of zombies."
Willow: "Is it an army if you just have three?" Buffy: "Zombie drill team, then." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
Duh
- Buffy: "Add it up. It all spells 'duh.'"
BTVS // Some
Assembly Required
emptyside
- Oz: "To the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something. And that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait."
BTVS // Innocence
englishengland
- Buffy: "You might also want to avoid words like amenable and indecorous. Speak English, not whatever they speak in..."
Giles: "England?" Buffy: "Yeah." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
entirelypointless
- Giles: "Punishing yourself like this is pointless."
Buffy: "It's entirely pointy." BTVS // When She Was Bad
evilmastermind
- Larry: "Oh, let me guess. That little innocent school girl thing is just an act, right?"
Oz: "Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun." BTVS // Phases
exfoliated
- Spike: "They say when you've drawn blood you've exfoliated."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
explains a lot
- Xander: "Yep, vampires are real. A lot of them live in Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in."
Willow: "I know it's hard to accept at first." Oz: "Actually, it explains a lot." BTVS // Surprise
fairytale
- Angel: "This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after."
Buffy: "No. When you kiss me, I wanna die." BTVS // Reptile Boy
familybbq
- Buffy: "Some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and we're all on the menu."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
fancyitpet
- Spike: "Fancy it, pet?"
Drusilla: "Ohh, it's beautiful." BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
fascistsociety
- Cordelia: "But she's like this superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
Willow: "Sure, in a fascist society." Cordelia: "Right! Why can't we have one of those?" BTVS // Ted
fasterpussycat
- Xander: "I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the fiend that murdered his girlfriend I say faster pussycat, kill kill."
BTVS // Passion
favor
- Cordelia: "You know, we've never been close, which is nice 'cause I don't really like you that much, but you have on occasion saved the world and stuff so I'm gonna do you a favor."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
feefifo
- Spike: "Fee fi fo fum. I smell the blood of a
nice...ripe...girl."
BTVS // School Hard
fieldtrip!
- Xander: "So we dig up some graves tonight?"
Willow: "Oh, boy, a field trip!" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
finwillow
- Buffy: "Ah, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?"
Willow: "At last count, all of them. Maybe more." Buffy: "Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow." Willow: "But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars." BTVS // Phases
fishtick theater
- Xander: "Tell Angel I'm gonna kill him. No wait! I'm gonna kill you! Die! Die! Die! Ahhh!! Thunk. Mother?"
Cordelia: "That's it?" Xander: "That's it. Scene." Buffy: "It's exactly how it happened." Oz: "I thought it was riveting. I was a little unclear about some of the themes." Buffy: "The theme is Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face to face." Xander: "The other theme was Buy American, but it got kinda buried." BTVS // Becoming Pt 1
fiveparcuckoo
- Xander: "Ah, the dreaded five-par cuckoo clock. Ha! So many have come, so few have conquered."
BTVS // Ted
flowerballoons
- Xander: "Flowers for milady."
Buffy: "I think they call those balloons." Xander: "Yeah, stick 'em in water, maybe they'll grow." BTVS // Killed by Death
flowerperson
- Spike: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed
off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand
move."
BTVS // School Hard
forbiddenlove
- Xander: "Angel was in your bedroom?"
Willow: "Ours is a forbidden love." BTVS // Lie to Me
forceisgood
- Xander: "I don't wanna use force."
Willow: "Force is okay!" BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
freezeframe
- Oz: "Sometimes when I'm sitting in class...you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like freeze frame. Willow kissage."
BTVS // Innocence
frogsgetemoff
- Willow: "Frogs! Frogs! Get 'em off of me! Oh, my God, frogs! Get them off of me! Please, help! Get 'em off! FROGS!"
BTVS // Killed by Death
funkypartyweasel
- Giles: "Is everything in order for the party?"
Xander: "Absolutely. You ready to get down, you funky party weasel?" BTVS // Surprise
geekerjoy
- Willow: ::shrieks with joy::
Ted: "What?" Xander: "That's the sound she makes when she's speechless with geeker joy." BTVS // Ted
getoutofmylibrary
- Willow: "HEY! We don't have time for this! Our friends are in trouble! Now, we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it! And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!"
Cordelia: "We're sorry." Xander: "We'll be good." BTVS // The Dark Age
gileslaugh
- Giles laughing.
BTVS // Phases
gman
- Xander: "Yo, G-man! What's up?"
Giles: "Nice to see you, and don't ever call me that." BTVS // When She Was Bad
goingwithhalter
- Xander: "So Cor, are you printing up business cards with your pager number and hours of operation, or are you just going with a halter top tonight?"
BTVS // Reptile Boy
gonnasay
- Willow: "Hi!"
Oz: "Oh, that's what I was gonna say." BTVS // Phases
goodsquirm
- Giles: "I trust I gave good...squirm."
BTVS // The Dark Age
gotathing
- Buffy: "You just say, 'Hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing, maybe we could have a thing?'"
Giles: "Thank you, Cyrano." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
gottogetlife
- Xander: "My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!"
BTVS // Killed by Death
graverob
- Giles: "Graverobbing. Well, that's new. Interesting."
Buffy: "I know you meant to say gross and disturbing." Giles: "Yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Dammit." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
groupie free
- Willow: "I bet you have a lot of groupies."
Oz: "It happens. I'm living groupie free nowadays. I'm clean." BTVS // Surprise
guys
- Cordelia: "What's he waiting for? What's his problem? Oh, that's right. He's a guy."
Willow: "Yeah, him and Xander. Guys." Cordelia: "Who do they think they are?" Willow: "Coupla guys." BTVS // Phases
gyah
- Xander: "Can I just say 'gyah!'"
Buffy: "I see your
'gyah!' and raise you a a 'nyugh!'" BTVS // Bad Eggs
hadburned
- Spike: "Well, our old place was just fine til you went and had it burned down."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
halloweendress
- Buffy: "You sold me that dress for Halloween, and nearly got us all killed!"
Ethan: "But you looked great." BTVS // The Dark Age
handmove
- Spike: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."
BTVS // School Hard
Happymeal
- Spike: “Millions of people walking around like happymeals with
legs.”
BTVS // Becoming 2
havingathought
- Xander: "Whoa. Whoa! I...I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan."
BTVS // Innocence
hellolover
- Angel: "Hello, lover."
BTVS // Becoming
herekittykitty
- Spike: "Slaaayyyerrr...here kitty kitty..."
BTVS // School Hard
hittilbleed
- Buffy: "Darn. I really wanted to hit him til he bled."
BTVS // The Dark Age
howdoyoushave
- Willow: "The reflection thing, you don't have. Angel how do you shave?"
BTVS // Reptile Boy
hurtwillow
- Xander: "If they hurt Willow, I'll kill you."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
ifearyou
- Buffy: "And if you wouldn't mind a little Gene and Roger, you might want to leave off the idiot part. Being called an idiot tends to take people OUT of the dating mood."
Xander: "It actually kinda turns me on." Buffy: "I fear you." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
ilurk
- Buffy: "We're having this thing at school."
Angel: "Career week?" Buffy: "How did you know?" Angel: "I lurk." BTVS // What's My Line
Imagery
- Whistler: “Hello to the imagery! Very nice!”
BTVS // Becoming 2
Imback
- Angelus: "I'm back."
BTVS // Innocence
inthegame
- Spike: "I know you haven't been in the game for awhile, mate, but
we do still kill people. Sort of our reson detre, you know."
BTVS //
Innocence
itchesalittle
- Spike: "Hurts, doesn't it?"
Angelus: "Well, you know, it kinda itches a little." BTVS // Innocence
itouchmyself
- Buffy: "It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room
listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'. Of course, I had no idea what it was about."
BTVS // Lie to Me
itsafruit
- Cordelia: "Hi, sorry to interrupt your little undead play group, but I need to ask Willow if she'll help me with my science fair project?"
Willow: "It's a fruit." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
jauntywhittle
- Xander: "And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune."
BTVS // School Hard
jumpconclusions
- Giles: "It acts on pure instinct. No conscience, predatory and aggressive."
Buffy: "In other words, your typical male." Xander: "On behalf of my gender, hey!" Giles: "Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions." Buffy: "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were." BTVS // Phases
Justneat
- Spike: “Well… this is just… neat!”
BTVS // Halloween
karma
- Cordelia: "Why are these terrible things always happening to me?"
Xander: ::cough::"Karma"::cough:: BTVS // Some Assembly Required
keepintouch
- Buffy: "Let's try and keep in touch."
BTVS // Killed by Death
kickmyass
- Buffy: "Come on. Kick my ass."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
killdistract
- Angel: "We need you to distract the vampires."
Buffy: "Right." Angel: "What are you gonna do?" Buffy: "I'm gonna kill them all. That oughtta distract 'em." BTVS // When She Was Bad
killedgigapet
- Buffy: "I can't do this! I can't take care of things! I killed my Giga Pet. Literally, I sat on it and it broke."
BTVS // Bad Eggs
killjustonce
- Spike: "Well, then, I'll only kill you just this once!"
BTVS // What's My Line 2
kissinggroping
- Buffy: "Willow, grow up. Not everything is about kissing."
Xander: "Yeah, stuff's about groping. It wasn't about groping?" BTVS // When She Was Bad
kookoocachoo
- Xander: "I am the bug man, koo koo ka choo."
BTVS // What's My Line Pt 1
languageoflove
- Cordelia: "Gee, Xander, what are you gonna teach when you fail in life? Advanced loser being?"
Xander: "I will teach...ze language of love." BTVS // Becoming
lastbreath
- Angel: "I loved you with my last breath."
BTVS // I only have
eyes for you
leaveoutidiotpart
- Buffy: "And if you wouldn't mind a little Gene and Roger, you might want to leave off the idiot part. Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
Xander: "Hmm, it actually kinda turns me on." Buffy: "I fear you." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
lederhosen
- Xander: "No shirts with ruffles, no hats with feathers, and definitely no lederhosen. They make my calves look fat."
BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
letitburn
- Joyce: "Well go on, make a wish."
Buffy: "I'll just let it burn." BTVS // Innocence
LetThemHaveCake
- Cordy: "I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie
Antoinette. I can *so* relate to her. She worked really hard to look that
good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort."
BTVS // Lie
to Me
LieToMe
- Giles: “You mean life?”
Buffy: “Yeah. Does it get
easy.” Giles: “What do you want me to say.” Buffy: “Lie to
me.” Giles: “Yes, it’s terribly simple. The good guys are always
stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns
and black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies,
and everybody lives happily ever after.” Buffy: “Liar.” BTVS
// Lie to Me
lightpunch
- Cordelia: "Oh, look, it's the 3 Musketeers."
Buffy: "Was that an insult?" Xander: "It kinda lacked punch." Willow: "The 3 Musketeers were cool." Cordelia: "I see your point." BTVS // When She Was Bad
likeachild
- Spike: "I won't have you feeding me like a child, Dru!"
Angelus: "Why not? She already bathes you, carries you around, and changes you like a child." BTVS // Passion
lostlamb
- Spike: "Look at you. You're shaking. You're terrified. Alone. Lost little lamb. ::laughs:: I love it."
BTVS // Halloween
lovehertokillher
- Angelus: "Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl, you have to love her."
BTVS // Innocence
lovesegue
- Xander: "And speaking of love..."
Willow: "We were talking about the reanimation of dead tissue." Xander: "Do I deconstruct your segues?" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
lovetobrag
- Spike: "Yeah, I did a couple slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!"
BTVS // School Hard
loveyou
- Angel: "Do you love me?"
Buffy: "What?" Angel: "Do you?" Buffy: "I love you." BTVS // Lie to Me
lusthrift
- Cordelia: "So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?"
Willow: "Uh, yes our own personal demons!" Xander: "Uh, such as lust, and thrift!" Buffy: "I would have to go with stooges also." BTVS // When She Was Bad
madhouse
- Xander: "Oh, okay, I got one. 'It's a mad house! A mad-'"
Willow: "Planet of the Apes!" Xander: "Can I finish, please?" Willow: "Oh. Sorry. Go ahead." Xander: "'-house!'" Willow: "Planet of the Apes." BTVS // When She Was Bad
makeourownfun
- Oz: "So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?"
Willow: "Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun." BTVS // Innocence
manlyweapons
- Buffy: "Do we really need weapons for this?"
Spike: "I just like them. They make me feel all manly." BTVS // School Hard
marieantoinette
- Cordelia: "I just don't see why everyone picks on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good and people don't appreciate that kind of effort."
BTVS // Lie to Me
Masstran
- Cordy: "You drag me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?"
Xander: "That's what a lot of guys say, but it's just locker room talk, I wouldn't pay it any mind." BTVS // What’s My Line 1
menmystery
- Buffy: "Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want."
BTVS // Phases
Meow
- Willow: “I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.”
Buffy: “Meow!” Willow: “Really? Thanks. I’ve never gotten a meow before.” Buffy: “Well deserved.” Willow: “Darn tootin’!” BTVS // Phases
Missed
- Angel: “I missed you.”
BTVS // When She Was Bad
missedith
- Drusilla: "You see, Miss Edith? If you'd been good, you could watch with the rest."
BTVS // School Hard
MissMe
- Buffy: “Miss me?”
BTVS // When She was Bad
Mob
- Spike: "Idiot mob."
BTVS // School Hard
mockamish
- Xander: "I got a movie for ya!"
Willow: "Xander!" Willow: "You're amish! You can't fight back, 'cause you're Amish. I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!" Willow: "Witness." BTVS // When She Was Bad
monkeypants
- Oz: "I mock you with my monkey pants."
BTVS // What’s My Line 2
mrcautionman
- Giles: "We're having a party tonight."
Xander: "Looks like Mr. Caution Man, but the sound he makes is funny." BTVS // Surprise
mummyshere
- Drusilla: "Don't fret, Kitten. Mummy's here."
BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
musicalchairs
- Xander: "Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me. You ever think that world's a giant game of musical chairs, and we're the only ones who don't have a chair?"
Willow: "All the time." Cordelia: "Xander? I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic and I just wanted to tell you if there was anything I could ever do to-" Xander: "Do you mind? We're talking here. So where were we?" Willow: "Wondering why we never get dates." Xander: "Yeah, so why do you think that is?" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
mustbeweather
- Ford: "Is that more vampires?"
Buffy: "Must be the weather." BTVS // Lie to Me
namedhersunshine
- Drusilla: "I've brought her especially for you. To cheer you up. And I've named her Sunshine."
BTVS // Passion
namingthestars
- Drusilla: "I'm naming all the stars."
Spike: "You can't see the stars, luv. That's the ceiling. Also it's day." BTVS // Innocence
Nana
- Xander: "Na na na na na."
BTVS // Passion
nastypointybitey
- Angel: "Vampires."
Xander: "Oh! We usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones." BTVS // Lie to Me
newbird
- Spike: "Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead?"
BTVS // Lie to Me
nice people
- Drusilla: "Look at all the people. Are these nice people?"
BTVS // School Hard
Night-night
- Drusilla: "Night night."
BTVS // Becoming 1
ninny
- Angel: "You can see all that in your head?"
Spike: "No,
you ninny, she read it in the morning paper." BTVS // Becoming 1
nohurt
- Spike: "I don't want to hurt you baby. ::struggle:: Doesn't mean I won't."
BTVS // Becoming 2
nonbudger
- Buffy: "Giles, come on, budge. Nobody likes a nonbudger."
BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
noseiscold
- Willow: "My nose is cold."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
notundercover
- Cordelia: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Xander: "I'm undercover!" Buffy: "You're not under much." BTVS // Go Fish
obsessionfordorks
- Cordelia: "I think you splashed on just a little too much 'Obsession For
Dorks'."
BTVS // Phases
oddandpainful
- Willow: "Are you okay?"
Oz: "I, uh, I'm shot! Y'know. Wow! It's odd! And painful." BTVS // What's My Line
ooginess
- Buffy: "'Cause I'm not well. Uh, I feel all oogy."
Xander: "Increased ooginess. That's a danger signal." BTVS // Killed by Death
openupformummy
- Drusilla: "Come on, love, you've got to eat something to keep your strength up! Now...rrr...open up for mummy!"
BTVS // Passion
outofmysight
- Giles: "Just go. Get out of my sight."
BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
oversoon
- Buffy: "Look on the bright side. It'll all be over soon."
Angelus: "Yes, my love. It will." BTVS // Becoming
Owner died
- Drusilla: "I brought something for you. Poor thing... she's an
orphan. He owner died... without a fight."
BTVS // Passion
pajamapartyweapons
- Xander: "Well, good morning, ladies. And what did you two do last night?"
Willow: "We had kind of a 'pajama party sleepover with weapons' thing." Xander: "Oh. And I don't suppose either of you had the presence of mind to locate a camera to capture the moment." BTVS // Passion
paradise
- Spike: "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
parkingspace
- Angelus: "Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space."
BTVS // Passion
passion
- Angelus: "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws...and howl."
BTVS // Passion
peedinpool
- Willow: "You delved into the black arts and conjured up a hellbeast from the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance.Didn't you?"
Jonathon: "What? No! I snuck in yesterday and peed in the pool." Willow: "Oh. Eww!" BTVS // Go Fish
peskywords
- Xander: "Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You...Angel...big...smoochies?"
Buffy: "Shut...up." BTVS // Bad Eggs
pizzadelivery
- Cordelia: "I just know your pizza delivery career will take you so many riveting places."
BTVS // Reptile Boy
pointy
- Buffy: "It's entirely pointy!"
BTVS // When She Was Bad
polite
- Buffy: "You know polite people call before they jump out of the
bushes and attack you."
BTVS // Becoming
premade
- Buffy: "I don't get it. Why would anybody want to make a girl?"
Xander: "You mean, when there's so many premade ones just laying around?" BTVS // Some Assembly Required
prettyplease
- Spike: "Yeah, that'll work. Now say pretty please."
BTVS //
Surprise
pstrap
- Willow: "Well, what about the rest of the note?"
Buffy: "Rest of the note?" Willow: "The part that says 'P.S.-This is a trap!" BTVS // When She Was Bad
rebel
- Xander: "You're bad to the bone."
Willow: "I'm a
rebel." BTVS // School Hard
rectalsurgery
- Xander: "Ooh, gang, did you hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia. Mix in a little rectal surgery, and it's my best day ever!"
The Dark Age
Reeks
- Drusilla: “It reeks of death.”
BTVS // Surprise
reeksofdeath
- Spike: "Do you like it, baby?"
Drusilla: "It reeks of death." BTVS // Surprise
resentthankyou
- Giles: "I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression."
Xander: "I resent that! Or possibly thank you." BTVS // Bad Eggs
Resolve
- Willow: "There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolved face? You've seen it before, you know what it means."
BTVS // Becoming 2
Ribcage
- Buffy: “I have had a really bad day, okay. If you have information worth hearing, then I am greatful for it. If you’re gonna crack jokes, then I’m gonna pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat."
Whistler: “Hello to the imagery! Very nice.” BTVS // Becoming 2
richshallow
- Cordelia: "Buffy, these men are rich. And I am *not* being shallow. Think of all the poor people I could help with all my money!"
BTVS // Reptile Boy
ridingme
- Angel: "Why are you riding me?"
BTVS // When She Was Bad
ripewickedplum
- Spike: "My black goddess. My ripe...wicked...plum."
BTVS // What's My Line 2
Ripthroat
- Drusilla: “Rip their throats out.”
Angel: “AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHAAAA!” BTVS // What’s My Line 2
ritualtutu
- Giles: "You must perform the ritual...in a tutu."
BTVS // Becoming
rollerboy
- Angelus: "Don't worry, Roller Boy. I've got everything under control."
BTVS // Passion
rollingthestreet
- Angelus: "As long as there's injustice in the world, as long as scum like you is walking...well, rolling the streets...I'll be around. Look over your shoulder. I'll be there."
BTVS // Innocence
rudeman
- Spike: "I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad, rude man."
BTVS // What's My Line
rugby
- Giles: "I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on it's virility should feel compelled to strap on 40 pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby."
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
scaryporn
- Xander: "Yeah, nothing but a bunch of computer equipment and a pornography collection so prodigious it even scared me."
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
schlubshoe
- Xander: "Those poor schlubs have to attend school on Saturday!"
Jenny: "9am okay with you, Xander?" Buffy: "Got a bit of schlub on your shoe there." BTVS // The Dark Age
security
- Spike: "Do I have *anyone* on watch here? It's called security, people, are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"
BTVS // Lie to Me
seeyousmile
- Angelus: "What can I say, I just loove to see you smile, buddy."
BTVS // Passion
selfkilled
- Giles: "Why did you come here?! This wasn't your fight!"
Buffy: "Are you trying to get yourself killed?! You can't leave me. I can't do this alone." BTVS // Passion
sendcordy
- Xander: "What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy, and we go for pizza."
BTVS // Surprise
shalljustglare
- Giles: "Just don't be late."
Buffy: "Have I ever let you down?" Giles: "Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?" BTVS // The Dark Age
shameshame
- Buffy: "What was I thinking, my god? Shame, shame! I gotta go."
BTVS // Halloween
shave
- Willow: "The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave?"
BTVS // Reptile Boy?
Silence
- Giles: "And the rest is silence."
BTVS // The Dark Age
singforme
- Drusilla: "You sing the sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me, hmm? Don't you love me anymore?"
BTVS // Lie to Me
sixteenandahalf
- Xander: "That's for the makeup, and that's for the last sixteen and a half years!"
BTVS // Reptile Boy
slashwithwords
- Xander: "You slash me with your words!"
BTVS // What's My Line
slayerhandbook
- Kendra: "The slayer handbook insists on it."
Willow: "There's a Slayer handbook?" Buffy: "Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?" Willow: "Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool..." BTVS // What's My Line Pt 2
slayermoron
- Cordelia: "So, your secret's safe with me."
Buffy: "Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm the slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron!" Xander: "Now that was a good insult." Willow: "A little too good." BTVS // When She Was Bad
smalltalk
- Buffy: "So, are you gonna kill me, or are we just making small talk?"
BTVS // When She Was Bad
snakelicious
- Xander: "Oh, yeah, baby, it's snakelicious in here."
BTVS //
I Only Have Eyes For You
sociopath
- Buffy: "Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?"
Xander: "I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath?" BTVS // The Dark Age
sodissapointing
- Drusilla: "This is so dissapointing!"
BTVS // Becoming
sohurtful
- Drusilla: "Why, Angel! Where you have been? The sun is almost up, and it can be so hurtful."
BTVS // Passion
sorethumbs
- Willow: "Okay, but do they really stick out?"
Xander: "What?" Willow: "Sore thumbs, do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow, that baby is sore'?" Xander: "You have too many thoughts." BTVS // Lie to Me
sorryalmostate
- Willow: "I'm sorry about how all this ended up, with me shooting you and all."
Oz: "It's okay. I'm sorry I almost ate you." Willow: "It's okay." BTVS // Phases
specialnight
- Angelus: "Tonight's special. I wanted to look my best for
you."
BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
spellsduh
- Buffy: "Add it up, it all spells duh!"
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
startwithcoffee
- Drusilla: "How do you feel about eternal life?"
Xander: "We couldn't just start with a coffee?" BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
stillfuzzy
- Giles: "I think it's very clear what's happening here."
Xander: "Fill me in, then. 'Cause I've read the book, seen the movie, and I'm still fuzzy about what's going on." BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You
stompyodel
- Buffy: "Are you crazy?! You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You...stomp. Or yodel."
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
storkscreen
- Xander: "Now is it time to have a talk about the facts of life?"
Giles: "You know, I'm suddenly deciding this is none of your business." Xander: "You know, 'cause that whole stork thing is a smoke screen." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
strong urge to hit
- Oz: "That kinda hurt."
Xander: "Kinda?! What was that for?" Oz: "I was on the phone all night listening to Willow cry about you. Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to hit you." BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
Stuck in my teeth
- Drusilla: "I met an old man. I didn't like him. He got stuck in my
teeth."
BTVS // Becoming 1
Studly
- Buffy: "Was he a studly?"
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
stuffedshirts
- Buffy: "Do you stuff your own shirts or do you send em out?"
BTVS // Halloween
stuffyscone
- Giles: "You have responsibilities that other girls do not."
Buffy: "Oh, I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy gimme a scone BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
sunisalmostup
- Drusilla: "Where have you been? The sun is almost up, and it can be so hurtful."
BTVS // Passion
Superwoman
- Cordy: "But, she's like this superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
Willow: "Sure, in a fascist society." Cordy: "Right! Why can't we have one of those?" BTVS // Ted
tactguy
- Xander: "Cordy, you should go with Giles."
Giles: "Why do I have to have...Uh, good thinking. I could use a research assistant." Cordelia: "Let's go, tact-guy." BTVS // Killed by Death
tactuntruethings
- Giles: "Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?"
Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." BTVS // Killed by Death
tagteam
- Spike: "Uh-uh. No fair going into the ring unless he tags you first."
BTVS // Passion
talcum
- Xander: "Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but gosh, we did that last night."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
talktodaddy
- Spike: "Come on, talk to Daddy."
BTVS // Halloween
tardysin
- Buffy: "Giles? Who counts tardiness as, like, the eighth deadly sin?"
BTVS // The Dark Age
teabags
- Willow: "I know! We could go to the Bronze and sneak in our own tea bags
and ask for hot water."
Xander: "Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail." BTVS // Reptile Boy
thelie
- Xander: "Willow. She told me to tell you..."
Buffy: "Tell me what?" Xander: "Kick his ass." BTVS // Becoming 2
therethere
- Cordelia: "Hello? Can we deal with my pain please?"
Giles: "There, there." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
thingthingthing
- Buffy: "You just say, hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing, maybe we could have a thing."
Giles: "Thank you, Cyrano." BTVS // Some Assembly Required
thirtysec
- Spike: "You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you."
BTVS // Lie to Me
throwingdown
- Xander: "That's it! Twelve years of you and I'm snappin'! I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwin' down! Come on!"
Cordelia: "I've seen you fight. And don't
think I can't take you!" Xander: "Give it your best shot." BTVS //
timeout
- Spike: "Will you hold on a second! Hey! White flag here, I quit."
Buffy: "Let me clear this up for you. We're mortal enemies. We don't get time outs." BTVS // Becoming 2
tortureyou
- Angelus: "'Cause I really wanna torture you."
BTVS // Becoming
totheliving
- Buffy: "Look, Angel, I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't. I've moved on. To the living."
BTVS // When She Was Bad
Treat
- Drusilla: “I want a treat. I neeeeed a treat.”
BTVS // Lie to
Me
troutisafish
- Xander: "That's a very interesting point about trout you just brought up now."
Giles: "Trout? Trout. Yes. A trout...is a fish. Good morning." BTVS // When She Was Bad
twicethefool
- Giles: "I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this!"
Xander: "Oh, no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this." BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered
twoslayersnowaiting
- Spike: "Who the hell is this?!"
Buffy: "It's your lucky day, Spike." Kendra: "Two Slayers!" Buffy: "No waiting!" BTVS // What's My Line
ubersuck
- Buffy: "This is so unfair."
Willow: "I don't think it's that bad." Buffy: "It's the uber suck." BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
uharm
- Oz: "Uh...arm?"
BTVS // Innocence
undeadamerican
- Buffy: "You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, is that an offensive term? Should I say 'Undead American'?"
BTVS // When She Was Bad
unpredictable
- Oz: "I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night, and I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting."
Willow: "Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes." Oz: "Yeah, it helps. It creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?" Willow: "Oh, I can't!" BTVS // Surprise
upside
- Buffy: "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."
Oz: "But you're not a rat. So call it an upside." BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
veryfunny
- Spike: "Very funny, mate."
BTVS
wackinessensues
- Spike: "Let me guess. Someone pulls out the
sword..."
Angelus: "Someone worthy..." Spike: "Demon wakes
up, and wackiness ensues." BTVS // Becoming
wackyvampires
- Xander: "Those wacky vampires, that's why I love them. They just keep you guessing."
BTVS // Halloween
wakeup
- Xander: "You gotta wake up. I need you, Will. I mean, how am I
gonna pass Trig, you know? And who am I gonna call every night and talk about
everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always...I love
you."
BTVS // Becoming 2
wanttocome
- Drusilla: "We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"
BTVS // Innocence
warntadpoles
- Willow: "Don't warn the tadpoles!"
BTVS // What's My Line
welcomepretties
- Xander: "Welcome, my little pretties."
BTVS // What's My Line
whatsleft
- Angelus: "So that's everything, huh? No weapons. No friends. No
hope. Take all that away, and what's left?"
Buffy: "Me." BTVS
// Becoming 2
whitetrashcountry
- Xander: "Where are you from, the country of white trash?"
BTVS // Inca Mummy Girl
whoisthatgirl
- Oz: "Who *is* that girl?"
BTVS // Halloween
willowcoffee
- Buffy: "Were you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this."
Willow: "HA HA HA HA! It makes me jumpy..." BTVS // Lie to Me
wishiwould
- Buffy: "Xander. Did I ever thank you for saving my life?"
Xander: "No." Buffy: "Don't you wish I would?" BTVS // When She Was Bad
withthatmouth
- Buffy: "Yeah, Xander was pretty much being a...Willow! Where did you learn that word? My god, you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
BTVS // Becoming
wordcorpse
- Cordelia: "Ew! Why is it that every conversation you people have has the word 'corpse' in it?"
BTVS // Some Assembly Required
worldnoend
- Oz: "Well, we know the world didn't end, 'cause...check it
out."
BTVS // Becoming 2
Worthy
- Spike: “Someone wasn’t worthy.”
BTVS // Becoming 1
wrinklies
- Spike: "Now. Any of you want to test who's got the biggest
wrinklies around here...step on up."
BTVS // School Hard
xanderdobuffy
- Jenny: "All right, guys, the first thing we're going to do is...Buffy."
Xander: "Huh? Did I fall asleep already?" BTVS // The Dark Age
xanderwillowdoctor
- Willow: "I'm good at medical stuff, since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time."
Xander: "No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong." Willow: "Wrong? Why? How did you play doctor?" BTVS // Killed by Death
xena
- Willow: "She couldn't have dressed up like Xena?"
BTVS // Halloween
yoda
- Spike: "You were my sire, man! You were my yoda! Man, I can't
believe this, you Uncle Tom!"
BTVS // School Hard
yourenotreal
- Giles: "You're not real."
Xander: "Sure I'm real." Giles: "It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want." Xander: "Then why would they make you see me?" Giles: "You're right, let's go." BTVS // Becoming Pt 2
^ Top ^
Season 3
academicachievement
- Buffy: "They're just test scores, right? What do they really mean anyway?"
Willow: "1430?! Buffy you kicked ass! Okay, so academic achievement gets me a little excited." BTVS // Lover's Walk
agelimitlycra
- Cordelia: "Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on lycra pants. And Dad, he just locked himself in the bathroom with old copies of Esquire."
BTVS // Band Candy
aha
- Willow: "Aha! Sorry. I just meant...aha!"
BTVS // Faith, Hope, and Trick
Aloneatlast
- Vamp Willow: "Alone at last."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
allgotissues
- Willow: "I wonder what our first assignment's gonna be? Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
Always
- Angel: "You still my girl?"
Buffy: "Always." BTVS // Enemies
angryattheroom
- Joyce: "It cheers up the room."
Buffy: "It's angry at the room, Mom. It wants the room to suffer." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
antonyms
- Oz: "Hey, you know, I took it last year. I could help you get ready. There's this whole trick to antonyms but...this isn't the place."
Willow: "Oz is the highest scoring person ever to not graduate." BTVS // Band Candy
areyousure
- Oz: "We're gonna make it through this."
Willow: "Are you sure?" Oz: "I sound pretty sure, don't I?" Willow: "Yeah." Oz: "Then I must be sure." Willow: "Is that just a comforting way of not answering the question?" BTVS // Graduation Day 2
attractedtomonsters
- Cordelia: "Do I look okay?"
Willow: "Oh, yeah." Cordelia: "How's my hair?" Willow: "It's good!" Cordelia: "He didn't meet anybody over the summer, did he? No, who's he gonna meet in Sunnydale, but monsters and stuff. But then again, he's always been attracted to monsters. How's my hair?" Willow: "Still good." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
badbadperson
- Willow: "It's like, all of a sudden, I'm not cool enough for you because I can't kill things with my bare hands."
::Buffy sobs:: Willow: "Oh! Oh, Buffy! Don't cry! I'm sorry! Oh, I was too hard on you! Sometimes I unleash! I don't know my own strength! It's bad! I'm bad! I'm a bad, bad, bad person!" BTVS // Consequences
bangingintofloats
- Buffy: "We have a marching jazz band?"
Oz: "Yeah, but you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, banging into floats. Scary." BTVS // Band Candy
bannedfromcampus
- Xander: "Buffy. Banned from campus, but not from our hearts. How are you and what's for lunch?"
BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
bargain
- Willow: "I'm trying to get to cute, really, but I'm still sorta stuck on strange."
Oz: "Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to eccentric with an option on cool." BTVS // Anne
barryworkingforya
- Oz: "I mean, you look great. And you got the Barry working for you. And it's all good. But when it happens, I want it to be because we both need it to for the same reason. You don't have to prove anything to me."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
beasts
- Faith: "All men are beasts, Buffy."
Buffy: "Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical until I was at least 40." Faith: "It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy, from Manimal down to Mr I-love-the-English-patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act, they're all still just in it for the chase." BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
becomemarthastewart
- Buffy: "Oh, I just threw a few things together."
Cordelia: "When did you become Martha Stewart?" Buffy: "First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand cut proscuitto." Xander: "I don't believe she slays, either." Oz: "Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to." BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
Beer
- Anya: "What a day. Gimme a beer."
Bartender: "ID. ID." Anya: "I’m 1120 years old, just give me a frickin beer!" Bartender: "ID." Anya: "Give me a coke." BTVS // Doppelgangland
belgium
- Xander: "So where were you? Did you go to Belgium?"
Buffy: "Why would I go to Belgium?" Xander: "I think the relevant question is, why wouldn't you? Belgium." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
Better
- Giles: "She was truly the finest of all of us."
Xander: "Way better than me." Giles: "Much, much better." BTVS // Doppelgangland
BetterWorld
- Buffy: "You're talking an awful lot on faith here, Jeeves."
Giles: "Giles." Buffy: "Kill the bad fairy, destroy the bad fairy's power center, whatever. And all the troubles go away?" Giles: "I'm sure it's not that simple. Buffy: "World is what it is. We fight, we die, Wishing doesn't change that." Giles: "I have to believe in a better world." Buffy: "Go ahead. I have to live in this one." BTVS // The Wish
BigSister
- Faith: "Look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes."
BTVS // Graduation Day 1
Binding
- Willow: "It's a little binding. I guess vampires don't really have to breathe. Gosh, look at those."
Giles ::stammers:: BTVS // Doppelganglad
Bitch
- Vamp Willow: "Bitch."
BTVS // Dopplegangland
Bite
- Buffy: "Bite me."
BTVS // Helpless
BlackArts
- Willow: "OK. That's a little blacker than I like my arts."
BTVS // Doppelgangland
blind
- Buffy: "How did you find me here?"
Angel: "If I was blind, I would see you." BTVS // Anne
blueberry
- Giles: "You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone."
BTVS // The Prom
Boohoo
- Willow: "Well, boo hoo! Poor you!"
BTVS // Choices
Bored Now
- Vamp Willow: "Bored now."
BTVS // The Wish
bravebarf
- Willow: "You were real brave. Do you need to barf?"
BTVS // Lover's Walk
breakingprivate
- Nurse: "What are you doing?"
Buffy: "Breaking into your office and going through your personal files." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
britishflag
- Willow: "What does he want from us anyway?"
Xander: "The number of a qualified surgeon to remove the British flag from his butt?" BTVS // Revelations
buffydogfacedgirl
- Vamp!Xander: "Buffy? The slayer?"
Cordelia: "No, Buffy the dog-faced girl! Duh! Who do you think I'm talking about?" BTVS // The Wish
BumpHead
- Cordy: "Well, I bumped my head yesterday, and I keep forgetting stuff."
BTVS // The Wish
Bunny
- Sheila Rosenburg: "Oh hi, Bunny."
BTVS // Gingerbread
businessclass
- Xander: "No. You're in a band. That's like a business class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo after take-off. I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?"
Oz: "Not the way I play it." BTVS // The Zeppo
cage
- Vamp Willow: "You're in a big cage!"
BTVS // The Wish
calledintoquestion
- Buffy: "So let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it."
Joyce: "I think what my daughter's trying to say is... nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah." BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick
callhimdaddy
- Buffy: "Um, actually, I do have a thing."
Angel: "Oh, a thing. A date?" Buffy: "Nice attempt at casual. Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him 'daddy'." Angel: "Oh, your father. It is your father, right?" BTVS // Helpless
candydifferent
- Xander: "I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff...nevermind."
BTVS // Bandy Candy
campusstud
- Xander: "This is not good."
Cordelia: "What's not good?" Xander: "Well, I'm just worried it might hurt my standing as campus stud when people find out I'm dating a brain." Cordelia: "Please. I have some experience in covering these things up." BTVS // Lover's Walk
carefreespirit
- Cordelia: "Oh, god, are we killing something again?"
Buffy: "Only my carefree spirit." BTVS // Bandy Candy
chaosdemon
- Spike: "And she would fliiirt! I caught her on a park bench making out with a chaos demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers, they're disgusting. She only did it to hurt me."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
chiapet
- Buffy: "You really love Xander?"
Cordelia: "Well, he kinda grows on you. Like a chia pet." BTVS // Homecoming
Chosen2
- Faith: "We're slayers, girlfriend. The chosen two."
BTVS // Bad Girls
christmascampout
- Xander: "Well, I'll be enjoying my anual Chrismas Eve campout. See, I take my sleeping bag outside and I go to sleep on the grass."
Buffy: "Sounds fun." Xander: "Yeah, I like to look at the stars, you know. Feel the whole nature vibe." Cordelia: "I thought you slept outside to avoid your family's drunken Christmas fights." Xander: "Yes, and that was a confidence I was hoping you would share with everyone." Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Amends
classprotector
- Jonathon: "So the senior class offers it's thanks, and gives you...uh...this. It's from all of us, and it has written here, 'Buffy Summers. Class Protector.'"BTVS // The Prom
classybowling
- Cordelia: "I don't know. I just thought we were gonna do something, you know, classy?"
Xander: "What's classier than bowling?" Cordelia: "Apart from everything ever?" BTVS // Lover's Walk
cletusyokel
- Willow: "740?! Verbal?! I'm pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!"
Xander: "That's right, and the fact that your 740 verbal closely resembles my combined score in no way compromises your position as village idiot." BTVS // Lover's Walk
cluckcluck
- Willow: "Have you ever noticed though, when he is mad but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird 'cluck cluck' sound with his tongue?"
Buffy: "Hi, Giles!" Willow: "Oh. Hi. Been there long?" BTVS //
cockroachproperty
- Cordelia: "There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
columdruglord
- Cordelia: "What if they were kidnapped by Columbian drug lords? They could be cutting off Xander's ear right now. Or other parts..."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
comeontogeeky
- Xander: "I don't want to come on too geeky, but okay, I'm psyched. There's gonna be some heat, if you know what I mean, so you guys might want to duck and cover. And I'm starting to be geeky."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Anne
cordynlyle
- Lyle: "I'm gonna kill both you Slayers for this! You hear me?"
Cordelia: "I hear you, you redneck moron. You got a dress that goes with that hat?" Lyle: "I'm gonna -" Cordelia: "Rip out my innards, play with my eyeballs, boil my brain and eat it for brunch? Listen up, needle-brain. Buffy and I have taken out four of your cronies, not to mention your girlfriend." Lyle: "WIFE!" Cordelia: "Whatever. The point is, I haven't even broken a sweat. See, in the end, Buffy's just the runner-up. I'm the Queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?" Lyle: "Later." BTVS // Homecoming
coveredinmonkeyhair
- Cordelia: "I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale."
Anya: "Done." Cordelia: "That would be cool. No, wait. I wish Buffy Summers had never been born." Anya: "Done!" Cordelia: "And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair." Anya: "Done!" Cordelia: "In fact, I wish all men, except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind, disappeared off the face of the earth. That would be so cool! " BTVS // The Wish
coveredinslime
- Angel: "Hey. I'll love you even if you're covered with slime."
Buffy: "I liked everything until that part." BTVS // Earshot
Crack
- The sound of the Master cracking Buffy's neck in The Wish.
crazyflorist
- Buffy: "She even has that test to see if you're crazy that asks if you ever hear voices or if you ever wanted to be a florist."
Willow: "Oh, I used to want...wait...florist means crazy, right? I never wanted to do that." BTVS // Doppelgangland
crazykids
- Willow: "He wants me to do a love spell."
Xander: "What?" Willow: "Drusilla broke up with him." Xander: "Gee, and we'd all hoped those crazy kids would make it work." BTVS // Lover's Walk
comfortfood
- Buffy: "Great thing about being a slayer? Kicking ass is comfort food."
BTVS // The Prom
Cranky
- Vamp Willow: "You made me cranky."
BTVS // The Wish
culturalstereotype
- Xander: "Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?"
Giles: "Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense." Xander: "Okay, but you're destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
Cutloose
- Faith: "Ready to cut loose?"
BTVS // Graduation Day 1
damnweapon
- Buffy: "We are gonna get out of here, and we're gonna head back to the library, where Giles and the rest of the weapons live. Then I'm going to take out the rest of these guys, just in time for you to congratulate me on my sweeping victory as Homecoming Queen."
Cordelia: "I know what you're up to. You think if you get me mad enough I won't be so scared. And hey, it's working! Where's a damn weapon?" BTVS // Homecoming
dead
- Oz: "Well, it looks dead. Smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting."
BTVS // Dead Man's Party
deadditz
- Larry: "Okay, the entire world sucks because some dead ditz made a wish? Just want to be clear."
BTVS // The Wish
demonnerf
- Willow: "Oh, god, demon, demon! What kills a demon?"
Buffy: "Nerf! Nerf!" Willow: "Oh, nerf. Not nerf, knife!" BTVS // The Wish
describetingly
- Joyce: "You can't keep her out of school, you don't have the right."
Snyder: "I have not only the right, but also the nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I describe myself as tingly." BTVS // Dead Man's Party
deserve
- Angel: "You deserve more. You deserve something outside of demons and darkness. You should be with someone who can take you into the light. Someone who can make love to you."
BTVS // The Prom
donthavetoproveanything
- Willow: "I-I-I'm ready."
Oz: "Okay, well, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not." Willow: "Are you scared? 'Cause I thought you had-" Oz: "No, I have, but this is different. I mean, you look great and you got the Barry working for you, and it's all...good, but...when it happens, I want it to be because we both need it to, for the same reason. You don't have to prove anything to me." BTVS // Amends
dothistome
- Buffy: "Who are you? How could you do this to me?"
Giles: "I am deeply sorry, Buffy, and you have to understand-" Buffy: "If you touch me, I'll kill you." BTVS // Helpless
downlowtickle
- Faith: "You like him. And when you think about him, you get that good, down low tickle, right?"
Buffy: "Yeah, I guess...how low?" Faith: "You tell me." Buffy: "How about not?" BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts
drinkme
- Buffy: "Drink me."
BTVS // Graduation Day 2
drivespaz
- Snyder: "Woah, Summers, you drive like a spaz!"
BTVS // Bandy Candy
Drugs
- Willow: "Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did yah?"
BTVS // Doppelgangland
DumbWorld
- Vamp Willow: "No. This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains and you can ride them like ponies."
BTVS // Doppelegangland
earlobepez
- Xander: "We're just very good friends, who like to hang out, and can I kiss your earlobe?"
Willow: "No! Well, okay. No! Pez!" BTVS // Lover's Walk
earthlogic
- Buffy: "Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic."
Xander: "Mine's much more advanced." BTVS // The Wish
eather
- Mayor Wilkins: "That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her."
BTVS // Graduation Day
ebolavirus
- Angel: "Well...he's not crazy about germs."
Cordelia: "Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs." Buffy: "Great. We'll get him cornered and then you can sneeze on him." Cordelia: "No! No, we'll get a container of Ebola virus and...and, uh...or, it doesn't even have to be real, we can just get a box that says 'Ebola' on it, and, uh, chase him. With the box." Xander: "I'm starting to lean to the hummus offensive." Oz: "He'll never see it coming." BTVS // Graduation Day 2
evilchurch
- Xander: "Woah, smells like church in here. No, wait. Evil church."
BTVS // Lover's Walk
evilskankygay
- Willow: "I'm so evil, and skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay."
Buffy: "Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was." Angel: "Well, actually...that's a good point." BTVS // Doppelgangland
evilwillowhand
- Willow: "Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands, hands!"
BTVS // Doppelgangland
excitingobssession
- Xander: "I need a thing. One thing nobody else has. What do I have?"
Oz: "An exciting new obsession. Which I feel makes you very special." BTVS // The Zeppo
F-uh
- Faith: "Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give 'em a good UH!"
BTVS // Bad Girls
Fad2
- Giles: "Who said you could interrupt, you stupid, useless fad. Yeah, I said fad, and I'll say it again."
BTVS // Gingerbread
faithchristmas
- Faith: "So, it's about 118 degrees, and I'm sleeping without a stitch on. And all of a sudden I hear this screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus is broke down and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher's comes up, and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow when all of a sudden the cops pull up, and they arrested us both."
Xander: "Wow. They should film that st |