• Angel:: "Heh, heh, girls are nice."
  Angel // City Of

• Spike: "Quickly, to the Angelmobile, away!"
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest, mother....AAAGH!"
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "How can I thank you, you mysterious black clad hunk of a night thing?"
  Angel // IN the Dark

• Faith: "Come on. Now, now. Don’t wimp out on me, dammit. Otherwise this is all just gonna be over too fast, and you’ll be dead and I’ll be...bored."
  Angel // Five by Five

• Faith: "I guess we could go somewhere and talk, but I'm not much of a talker. I'm more of a doer."
  Angel // Five by Five

• Cordelia: "I don't trust you."
  Spike: "To coin a popular sunnydale phrase, 'Duh.'"
  Angel // In the Dark

• Doyle: "If you need help, then look no further. Angel Investigations is the BEST! Our rats are low-"
  Cordelia: "RATES!"
  Doyle: "It says rats...our rates our low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope, you need someone that you can count on, and that's what you'll find here. Someone who'll go all the way, who'll protect you no matter what. So don't lose hope. Come on over to our offices, and you'll see that there's still heros in this world. Is that it? Am I done?"
  Angel // Hero

• Doyle: "Alright, one of us has been drinking and, sad to say, it isn't me."
  Angel // Hero

• Cordelia: "This is so cool! I mean, here you are, in L.A., and you're the total embodiment of all things Sunnydale!"
  Oz: "Well, it's a burden, but I manage."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Doyle: "I don't know what we need evil for when we got you right here."
  Angel // Hero

• Doyle: "Well, if it's a fight they want...can't someone else give it to 'em?"
  Angel // Hero

• Lindsey: "Wolfram and Hart is a full service law firm, Mr Winters. It's our job to make sure that our clients lives run more smoothly."
  Angel // City Of

• Darla: “What are you doing? Are we playing a game?”
  Angel // Five by Five

• Cordelia: "Nobody gets my humor."
  Angel // To Shanshu in LA

• Doyle: "The good fight, yeah? You never know until you've been tested. I get that now."
  Angel // Hero

• Spike: "Say no more! Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy boy hairgel that I like so much. Quickly! To the angelmobile, away!"
  Angel // In the Dark

• Faith: “Hey, baby!”
  Angel // Five by Five

• Angel: "OK. I think someone needs a hug."
  Angel // Sense and Sensitivity

• Cordelia: "Batten down the hatches, here comes Hurricane Buffy."
  Angel // I Will Remember You

• Angel: "Thanks for the help, man. You were key."
  Oz: "You're...incredibly pale."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Cordelia: "You have so much to learn, little Irish man."
  Angel // I Will Remember You

• Oz: "Does he have a hat and gun?"
  Cordelia: "Just fangs."
  Oz: "Well, that works."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Angel: "Hey, guys."
  Cordy and Doyle: "Hey."
  Angel: "Oz."
  Oz: "Angel."
  Angel: "Nice surprise."
  Oz: "Thanks."
  Angel: "Staying long?"
  Oz: "Few days."
  Doyle: "They always like this?"
  Oz: "No, we're usually laconic."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Doyle: "Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love."
  Angel // Hero

• Christian Kane singing the LA Song, with outside voices taken out (Courtesy of Bing) From Dead End.

• Angel: "This word is pivotal to what it prophesizes about the vampire with a soul."
  Cordelia: "Well, hurry up and figure out what it says about Angel, because I want to know what it says about me. If there's torrid romance in my future, massive wealth? If I have to, I'll settle for enviable fame."
  Wesley: "It's an ancient sacred text, not a magic eight ball."
  Cordelia: "Nobody gets my humor."
  Angel: "I thought it was funny."
  Angel // To Shanshu in LA

• Spike: "Working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificient poof is truly thanks enough."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "No, not the hair. Never the hair."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Faith: “Come on. Now, now, don't poop out on me, damn it! Otherwise this all just going to be over too fast.”
  Angel // Five by Five

• Oz: "He's very pale. Paler than most people."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Doyle: "I thought if I did, you're reject me."
  Cordelia: "I've rejected you way before now!"
  Angel // Hero

• Buffy: "It was rude. We should go kill it."
  Angel: "I'm free."
  Angel // I Will Remember You

• Cordelia: "I mean you're half demon. That is SO down on the list. Way under short! And poor!"
  Angel // Hero

• Angel: "Lawyers. Don't you people sleep during the day?"
  Angel // Over the Rainbow

• Faith: "That was so cool!"
  Angel // Five by Five

• Angel: "I am so hungry."
  Cordelia: "Look out, he's gonna eat....everything in sight!"
  Angel: "Mmm. Oh my god. Mmmm...oh my god. Food. This is unbelievable. This is so...mm. I forgot how good it all tastes when you're alive."
  Cordelia: "Yeah, they didn't even have Cookie Dough Fudge Mint Chip in your day."
  Angel: "Ooh, I want some, can you get it?"
  Cordelia: "It'll go straight to your thighs."
  Angel: "Chocolate. Ohhhh...chocolate."
  Doyle: "Alright, alright, we need to focus here. Try and figure out-"
  Angel: "I love chocolate! But not, as it turns out, yogurt."
  Angel // I Will Remember You

• Cordelia: "Remember born-again lawyer boy who wanted out of Wolfram & Hart so bad?"
  Angel: "Lindsey?"
  Cordelia: "They just promoted him. Junior partner."
  Wesley: "After all you did for him. He sells his soul for thirty pieces of silver."
  Cordelia: "Actually, he sold it for a six figure salary and a full benefits package."
  Angel // To Shanshu in LA

• Faith: “You gonna step aside or do we throw down?”
  Angel // Sanctuary

• Cordelia: "I'm sure they're down there just having tea and crackers."
  Angel // I Will Remember You

• Faith: "Tsk tsk. You didn't shoot to kill. We're gonna have to up the stakes, get you in the game a little."
  Angel // Five by Five

• Doyle: "I don't see Angel putting on tights. Oh, now I do, and it's really disturbing."
  Angel // Hero

• Faith: “So, how does this - work?”
  Angel // Sanctuary

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• Drusilla: "You're all new again!"
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "It's not Daddy. It's never Daddy. Hiss! It's the Angelbeast!"
  Angel // Reunion

• Holland: "Angel…please. People are going to die."
  Angel: "And yet somehow, I just can't seem to care."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "Daddy's home."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "Now everybody's home."
  Angel // Reunion

• Lindsey: "Been writing 'kill, kill, kill' on everything, it's crazy! It's crazy! Anything could happen!"
  Nathan: "Alan?"
  Lindsey: "Alan. How are you? Uh, uh. Ohhh. That's gonna hurt in the morning. Stop it evil hand, stop it."
  Angel // Dead End

• Drusilla: "People…huddled together…crouching in fear."
  Holland: "Yes, I imagine that's what it would be like in a war."
  Darla: "No, now. She means now."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "That's not a fitting gift at all for our newborn Grandmummy."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "Ooo. Here he comes."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "Baby's up from her little nap."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "Pretty lawyers all in a row."
  Angel // Reunion

• Darla: "Come to punish us?"
  Drusilla: "Yeah…yeah. Spank us til Tuesday. We promise to be bad if you do."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "I'm ringing all over!"
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "Angelus is on his way here now. He's very cross."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "You have beautiful skin."
  Lilah: "I moisturize."
  Drusilla: "That was very thoughtful of you."
  Angel // Reunion

• Drusilla: "I'm very worried about Grandmum. The building was quite tall.”
  Angel // Reunion

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• Angelus: "Why are people always going off and leaving me? Am I a bad bloke? I don't think so. Not once you get to know me. Ow! Oh, I need a doctor."
  Angel // Heartthrob

• Cordelia: "And just look how it brings out my breasts! Oh, you know you were all thinking it!"
  Angel // Hearthrob

• Darla: "Life's full of surprises."
  Angelus: "Ah, life is boring. You're full of surprises."
  Angel // Heartthrob

• Cordelia: "Yeah, okay. Minion of darkness. Satan's toadie. But that is a nice suit. Did you see that suit?"
  Angel // That Vision Thing

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• Skip: "Well, that ain't right."
  Angel // Inside Out

• Angelus: “Rah rah! Good over evil. Do what must be done. Hang in there, kitten, it's almost Friday!”
  Angel // Release

• Master: "ANGELUS!!"
  Angel // Release

• Wesley: “You need to know...”
  Faith: “It's Armageddon again. I dig. The last thing you need's me in the mix. Besides, Angel'll come shining through in the end like he always does.”
  Wesley: “Angel's gone, Faith. Angelus is back.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Faith: “See. Brits know how to say goodbye. Angel here wanted a hug.”
  Angel: “No, I didn't.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Angelus: “Soul's already in the ether, boyo. I can smell it. How 'bout I send it off to that big puppy rescue in the sky?”
  Faith: “Arf arf, psycho.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Angelus: “Oh, something tells me she's a screamer.”
  Angel // Soulless

• Angelus: “You're preaching to the guy who ate the choir.”
  Angel // Release

• Faith: “Step away from the glass.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Lorne: "Has Cordy been a bad, bad girl?"
  Angel // Players

• Cordelia: “Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!”
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Lorne: "Explains why my mojo's been gunked up. Queen be-atch put the whammy on me!"
  Angel // Inside Out

• Connor: “So... vampire slayers. I was told about them. How come you're always girls?”
  Faith: “I dunno. Better at it, I guess.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Lilah: (in Southern accent) “Isn't this what you like? Big brain and a tight little...”
  Wesley: “Lilah.”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Willow: “Vetsche invadoria disparu!”
  Cordelia: “I'th bid my thongue.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Angel: “He needs time, that's all.”
  Fred: “Right. Time and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet! Not that I'm bitter.”
  Angel // Ground State

• Angel: "Tell me...what happened...to Cordelia."
  Skip: "Or what, you'll bleed on me some more?"
  Angel // Inside Out

• Faith: “Listen up, junior. When need a blood hound, I'll call you. If Angelus needs putting down, I'll be the one to do it, not you. So... is there anything else you're not OK with? Good.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Angelus: “The guy wasn't gonna win any personality contests, but he put on a good show. Slapped her around real nice.”
  Vampire Lackey: “Like a little bunny?”
  Angelus: “Bloody, whimpering bunny.”
  Angel // Release

• Wesley: “I've read everything ever written about you...”
  Angelus: “Stop, I'm blushing.”
  Angel // Soulless

• Angelus: “Bodies, bodies everywhere, and not a drop to drink.”
  Angel // Soulless

• Angelus: “Bring on the pain!”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Wesley: “I can't do this anymore.”
  Lilah: “Yeah, yeah, I've heard that a million times, cowboy. We both know how this song ends. You, me, broken furniture...”
  Angel // Habeas Corpses

• Cordelia: “Think, bubblehead.”
  Angel // The House Always Wins

• Wesley: "I'll take away your bucket."
  Angel // Deep Down

• Connor: "You can't start over."
  Angel: "You can. You can change things."
  Connor: "There's only one thing that ever changes anything. And that's death. Everything else is just a lie. Can't be saved by a lie. Can't be saved at all."
  Angel // Home

• Faith: “Something'll turn up. A trail of bodies, tell-tale clue...maybe a carpet fiber.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Wesley: “Well, I never... flayed... I had a woman chained in a closet.”
  Willow: “Oh, well, hey!”
  Wesley: “No, it doesn't compare.”
  Willow: “No, dark. That's dark! You've been to a place.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Angel: “They talk about me in the chatty rooms?”
  Angel // Super Symmetry

• Wesley: “All right. What about...”
  Fred: “Clorox.”
  Gunn: “Clorox, she bleaches away the hate.”
  Wesley: “Probably best we avoid brand names.”
  Gunn: “Mm-hmm.”
  Angel // Shiny Happy People

• Cordelia: “You heard about Faith?”
  Willow: “Coma again.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Cordelia: “A coma?”
  Connor: “Yeah, that's what it looked like when Wesley brought her in.”
  Cordelia: “Like she hasn't pulled that one before!”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Faith: “So, what are you waiting for? Come out and gimme a kiss.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Faith: “Mandy, huh? Must kill you he's got a jones for the power-ballads.”
  Angelus: “Worse were the concerts.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Fred: "Or it could just be rats."
  Gunn: "What'd you have to go and say that for? Damn!"
  Angel // Sacrifice

• Cordelia: “Oh, for crap's sake!”
  Angel // The House Always Wins

• Cordelia: “Are my hormones out of whack, or what? Hello, crazy pregnant lady, outta line! Whoo!”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Connor: “Kill? No. No killing.”
  Gunn: “Since when?”
  Angel: “Since we've all been saved!”
  Fred: “Oh, well, that's, uh, crazy talk.”
  Angel // Shiny Happy People

• Wesley: “I've changed. I've seen a darkness in myself. I'm not sure you'd even begin to understand...”
  Willow: “I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.”
  Wesley: “Oh.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Cordelia: “What are you, deficient?”
  Angel // Ground State

• Lilah: “Lover, I'm not even here. I'm just a figment in your devilishly handsome head.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Angel: “Zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh.”
  Connor: “Like you.”
  Angel: “No! It's different. Trust me.”
  Angel // Habeas Corpses

• Lorne: “It's, uh, it's too diva, isn't it? Diva/deity, it's... it's a thin line.”
  Angel // Shiny Happy People

• Fred: "“Maybe we should've brought a priest.”
  Gunn: “Or some consecrated Drano.”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Faith: "Dude. You just rescued a puppy."
  Angel // Orpheus

• Angel: “The enemy of my enemy...”
  Lilah: “...can kiss my ass too!”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Lorne: "So it's an evil limo, I get that, but does that mean you don't restock the cherries?"
  Angel // Home

• Wesley: “This is Faith, the vampire slayer.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Willow: "Good things come in jars. Peanut butter. Jelly. Those two-headed fetal pigs at the natural history museum. Come on, everybody loves fetal pigs!"
  Angel // Orpheus

• Faith: “Well, uh, I hate to wet the paper for you, Wes, but I'm kinda unavailable right now. Maybe you want to check back in a few decades when my parole comes up.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Angel: “You're lying.”
  Gwen: “I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.”
  Angel // Ground State

• Willow: “Putting his soul back? It's the first spell I ever learned. Not gonna forget that.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Faith: “Five by five, boss.”
  Angel // Release

• Wesley: “So who are you?”
  Gunn: “I'm the guy that's gonna be kicking a whole mess of ass if somebody don't tell me what's going on.”
  Cordelia: “What do they call you for short?”
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Cordelia: “Wasn't she convicted of murder and sent to a state correctional facility for like a gazillion years?”
  Faith: “Murder two, 25 to life, for the record.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Willow: “You must be Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son.”
  Connor: “It's Connor.”
  Willow: “And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Faith: “Let's get it on.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Angel: "She was eating people."
  Lilah: "They knew what they were getting into."
  Lorne: "Her stomach?!"
  Angel // Home

• Lorne: “Do we fight snakes?”
  Angel: “Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. (pause) Are they giant demon snakes?”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Cordelia: “You wanna go, Glinda? We'll go.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Fred: "Have you got any weed?"
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Lorne: “Grind your organ, I'll be your monkey.”
  Angel // The House Always Wins

• Angelus: “Ah, Fred. You look all fresh and sweet, but I hear you at night in your room with Gunn. The things you say. I'm lying there, listening, hands under the covers... I can't help myself. It's so... gripping.”
  Angel // Soulless

• Angel: “So, who's gonna be the first course? Hard to choose between you two girls...”
  Cordelia: “What do you mean, it's hard!?! I mean, she's the tasty one. Look at her. Half of her is neck!”
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Faith: “Angel, good to see you. Hate the hair.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Cordelia: “You tell us what you know, you get me.”
  Angelus: “Must be some confusion. You took out the soul. Still have the brain.”
  Angel // Soulless

• Wesley: "In fact, I happen to be head boy.”
  Cordelia: “Gee, I wonder how you earned that nickname.”
  Wesley: “A lot of effort, I don't mind saying.”
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Faith: “Save the head trip, GQ.”
  Angel // Release

• Lorne: "It's strange, but under that blood-feeding creature of the night facade, he seems a bit heartless lately.”
  Angel: “Hearts get in the way.”
  Lorne: “Hearing as good as ever, though, boss!”
  Angel // Sacrifice

• Skip: "Okay, you got me. It doesn't even have a name."
  Gunn: "Then what do you call it?"
  Skip: "You know, master. Or, hey."
  Angel // Inside Out

• Lilah: "The senior partners would like you to test all of the amenities before you make your decision."
  Angel: "Ooh. Is that high def?"
  Angel // Home

• Faith: “Gunn, right?”
  Gunn: “Yeah.”
  Faith: “Love the name. I hear you're a good fighter.”
  Gunn: “I hold my own.”
  Faith: “That's a shame.
  Angel // Salvage

• Willow: “How've you been?”
  Cordelia: “Higher power. You?”
  Willow: “Ultimate evil. But I got better.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Gunn: “I like her.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Fred: “Now, that's just ridiculous. Connor's Angel's son. It'd be like sleeping with your own...”
  Angel // Soulless

• Lorne: “Don't interrupt me, I'm brooding.”
  Angel // Long Day's Journey

• Lorne: "I thought our lady of the perpetual seabreeze was the real deal until the divine Miss J walked right through that door and into my ass. Which is where my heart is. Physiologicaly. I can show you an x-ray."
  Angel // Magic Bullet

• Jasmine: "I see you!"
  Angel // Sacrifice

• Jasmine laughing.
  Angel // Sacrifice

• Lorne: "Kid vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwa-ha-ha'ed at us."
  Angel // Inside Out

• Faith: “You kiss your mama with that mouth?”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Cordelia: “What the hell is it with you and Faith! As if I didn't see the way you looked at her. She cracked her whip, and you liked it. You were practically in her leather-clad lap!”
  Connor: “No, I wasn't!”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Wesley: "It's a lie."
  Lilah: "Lah. It's a Lilah."
  Angel // Home

• Angelus: “Now this is disappointing. You never used to bleed so easy.”
  Faith: “Screw you.”
  Angelus: “Hmm, maybe after. I like my girls to lie still.”
  Angel // Release

• Lilah: “I'm good and I'm pure and science turns me on, and one day, if I pray hard enough and eat all my vegetables, I just might have hips.”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Angelus: "And two, if I did have any friends, they sure as hell wouldn't be living inside my head!”
  Angel // Release

• Gunn: “How much is it?”
  Angel & Fred: “Thirty-three million dollars.”
  Gunn: ::cough:: “I think my lungs... ::cough:: have coffee...” ::coughing::
  Angel // Ground State

• Cordelia: “Give mama some sugar.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Willow: “Oh, and it's the Marlboro Man. Or at least his extra stubbly, mentally unstable, insomniac, first cousin of... for the love of Hecate, somebody stop me.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Angelus: “Why do you get to be Marley's ghost?”
  Faith: “'Cause I'm dyin', dumbass.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Lorne singing Memories.
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Skip: "Look out. The monkey's thinking again."
  Angel // Inside Out

• Lilah: “Ask yourself this question: what are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon, or me?”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Lorne: “No, I, I don't think that much mucus is ever a good sign.”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Faith: “Are you a murderer? 'Cause I am.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Angel: “How're you feeling?”
  Faith: “Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.”
  Angel: “That about sums it up.”
  Faith: “Yep.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Gunn: "Never give up. Never surrender."
  Angel // Peace Out

• Cordelia: “I'm just glad that everyone's safe and together again.”
  Angel: “Me too. Now, take your new boyfriend, and get the hell out of here.”
  Angel // Habeas Corpses

• Faith: “I'm not gonna kill him, Wesley. Angelus. Don't care what you thought you sprung me for, Angel's the only one in my life who's never given up on me. There's no way I'm giving up on...”
  Wesley: “I know. That's why it had to be you.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Lorne: “Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came outta your what? Ok, Ok, well did they get up there themselves, or was this part of a... you know... a thing? No, I'm not judging!”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Lilah: "Because this is the offer of a lifetime. Just not, you know, mine."
  Angel // Home

• Angel: "Oh, hell."
  Angel // Sacrifice

• Angel and Connor singing "Oh Jasmine."
  Angel // The Magic Bullet

• Fred: “There's only one bitch here, and I'm looking at him.”
  Angel // Calvary

• Angelus: “Hi, Dawn. Yeah, it's me. Is your sister home? She is? (hangs up) It's the other one.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Skip: "What a bunch of panty waists."
  Angel // Inside Out

• Fred: “You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch.”
  Angel // Super Symmetry

• Lorne: “No pain, no side effects. I'm telling you, swingers, there's no way this can fail!”
  Lorne: “So, I'm an idiot. What are you, perfect?”
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Lorne: “No, no, that certainly doesn't sound normal for a boy his age. Look, we'll send someone out as soon as we can, just, um... just don't poke it.”
  Angel // Rain of Fire

• Angel: "I really do love you, Connor."
  Connor: "So what are you gonna do about it?"
  Angel: "Prove it."
  Angel // Home

• Angelus: “So, what is this, huh? Puff-the-Magic-Dragon City? Fairyland?”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Lorne: "Singles, suites, even the mouse holes are triple-booked. I got pilgrims pitching pup tents in the parking lot. Try saying that three times fast and you'll get a sense of the day I'm having."
  Angel // The Magic Bullet

• Angel: (singing)“Raindrops keep falling on my head... do do do do... Just...”
  Angel // Calvary

• Connor: “She's amazing. You'll go nuts.”
  Gunn: “Yeah, that'll definitely help us relate better.”
  Angel // Shiny Happy People

• Faith: “Ah, just like riding a biker.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Wesley: "You're saying her ascension was all part of this thing's plan?"
  Skip: "No, Cordelia was chosen to become a higher being because she's such a pure, radiant saint. Puh-lease."
  Angel // Inside Out

• Cordelia: "Hello salty goodness."
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Faith: “In case anyone has any other ideas, this is a salvage mission, not search and destroy.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Faith: “Cordelia, you have every right to feel that way about me. You have no reason to trust me, but I don't have loads of time, so why don't we save it until after this is over. Cool?”
  Angel // Salvage

• Angelus: “I have to go save the world.”
  Angel // Calvary

• Angelus: “Say "hi" to the nice Beast, Faith.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Cordelia: "OK. We've heard from Scarlet O'PleaseShutMeUp. Does anyone sane have a theory?”
  Angel // Spin the Bottle

• Beastmaster: “You would dare to defy me?”
  Angelus: “Defy who? A big scary voice? Whoa! Hey, I got one of those, too. You wanna hear it? You can kiss my vampire ass!”
  Angel // Release

• Angelus: “Angel, schmangel.”
  Angel // Soulless

• Angel: “Somebody should stay here and mind the store.”
  Lorne: “Me! Me me me. Sargeant Stay-At-Home, volunteering for duty, sir.”
  Angel // Habeas Corpses

• Angel: "I guess it's time to shoot the messenger. Or, you know, chop the messenger into little bitty pieces. Whatever.”
  Angel // Sacrifice

• Angelus: “But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.”
  Angel // Soulless

• Faith: “Way I figure, I've got one last job: baby-sit the psycho 'til they shove a soul up your...”
  Angelus: “Not gonna happen!”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Angel: "Easy bake, flopapalooza, woosh, pop. I don't skulk."
  Angel // Players

• Lorne: “Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven't forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri-Sun? And while my love for humanity allows me to tolerate her presence, if need be I will smack her down! Be a doll. Thanks.”
  Angel // Calvary

• Cordelia: "God, I am so bored."
  Angel // Ground State

• Angelus: “Did you bring me back a souvenir? Maybe a stray baby toe? Come on, Cordy. Where's your sense of humor?”
  Angel // Soulless

• Cordelia: “Maybe he got smarter.”
  Angelus: “And maybe I'll sprout some wings and flutter away.”
  Angel // Calvary

• Lorne: “And what in the hell is succu-bitch doing here?”
  Angel // Calvary

• Angelus: “Man, I'm telling ya... man, if I swung that way... Look at him... all rugged and handsome and brains... man, he's damn-near perfect.”
  Wesley: “Thank you.”
  Angel // Calvary

• Faith: “If it comes down to you or Angelus, you haven't shown me a thing to make me want to take your side.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Faith: “Can I just ask - what the hell are you people doing?”
  Angel // Salvage

• Angelus: “Mmm, why is your thong in such a bunch, counselor.”
  Angel // Calvary

• Demon: “I don't remember anything. I was drunk. I thought she was 18.”
  Angel // Release

• Connor: "Since this is my special day, and I'm all brilliant and everything, and I'm forced to spend at least a few more months with you freaks-ha ha, you didn't get me-um, I get to make the toast, okay? To family."
  Angel // Home

• Lilah: “Are you trying to turn me on?”
  Angel // Calvary

• Angelus: “I'm no different than the next guy. I put my victims' skin on one leg at a time.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Beastmaster: “Angelus!”
  Angelus: “Hello, volume!”
  Beastmaster: “I am not well pleased!”
  Angelus: “Yeah, and I'm not well deaf!”
  Angel // Release

• Faith: “You OK?”
  Wesley: “Five by five.”
  Angel // Salvage

• Angelus: “Good old Wes. Always count on him to tackle a bad situation and make it worse.”
  Angel // Release

• Gunn: “Sometimes you just gotta keep whackin'.”
  Angel // Calvary

• Angelus: “All right. What do you want me to do... master?”
  Angel // Release

• Cordelia: “Hear me, Angelus. Heed my warning. Awaken at once. Return from the darkness. ::pause:: Or just lay there, and let that red-headed meddler put your soul back. Whichever!”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Faith: “Break me off a switch, son. There's about to be a whuppin'.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Faith: “We're re-living Angel's good deeds - you are in hell! Wicked!”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Faith: “Then, I'm whatever... dust in the wind. Candle in the wind. There'll be a general wind theme.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• Faith: “You deficient? What'd I just say?”
  Angel // Salvage

• Connor: "You tried to love me. At least I think you did."
  Angel: "I still do."
  Connor: "But not enough to hang on, Dad. You let him take me. You let him get me. You let him get me."
  Angel // Home

• Angelus: “Hey! What is that about?”
  Faith: “You tell me. It's your flashback.”
  Angel // Orpheus

• John: “You've been called.”
  Fred: “No. Like I said, I... ::cell phone rings:: OK, that's just scary.”
  Angel // Shiny Happy People

• Faith: “You're wrong. I'm different now. I'm not like you.”
  Angelus: “You will be."
  Angel // Release

^ Top ^

• Fred: "Read to me."
  Wesley: "She was such a little girl that one did not expect to see such a look on her small face. It would've been an old look for a child of 12, and Sarah Crews only 7. The fact was, however, that she was always dreaming and thinking odd things, and could not herself remember anytime when she had not been thinking things about grown up people and the world they belonged to. She felt as though she had lived a long, long time."
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Andrew: "It's you! It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but I knew you'd come back."
  Angel // Damaged

• Spike: "Hey! Angel's getting some! Good on you, mate!"
  Angel // Life of the Party

• Harmony: "Angel grooms me, too."
  Secretary: "Explains the haircut."
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Lorne: "One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be."
  Lindsey: "You kill me?! A flunkie?! I'm not just...Angel kills me! You...Angel..."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Angel: "You and me, this isn't working out."
  Spike: "You saying we should start annoying other people?"
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Fred: "Angel, you're not going down there alone."
  Angel: "Fail safe's meant for me. I'm not gonna risk anybody I care about."
  Spike: "I'll go."
  Angel: "Okay."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Illyria: "We cling to what is gone. Is there anything in this life but grief?"
  Wesley: "There's love. There's hope for some. There's hope that you'll find something worthy. That your life will lead you to some joy. That after everything, you can still be surprised."
  Illyria: "Is that enough? Is that enough to live on?"
  Angel // Shells

• Wesley: "Sprinkle ingredients with the arterial blood of an unclean. A demon."
  Lorne: "We're unclean. Like you're so april fre..."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Illyria: "This wound is mortal."
  Wesley: "Aren't we all."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Connor: "Where do I go?"
  Angel: "You go home. This is my fight."
  Connor: "You have some serious macho-"
  Angel: "Go home. Now."
  Connor: "They'll destroy you."
  Angel: "As long as you're okay, they can't."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Fred: "Um, we were just...I, um, have an employee that I have to belittle and to show him I'm in charge. I should let you two catch up!"
  Angel // Lineage

• Lorne: "Well, I'll tell you what. Still like him better than Eve."
  Angel // Time Bomb

• Spike: "You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!"
  Gunn: "Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy?"
  Spike: "What, the Lorne thing? Wore off."
  Angel // Life of the Party

• Angel: "Spike!"
  Spike: "Look at you."
  Angel: "Just turn around and walk away."
  Spike: "You're a..."
  Angel: "SPIKE!"
  Spike: "You're a bloody puppet!"
  CRASH!
  {Spike giggling}
  Angel // Smile Time

• Fred: "This thing really blurs the line between human and robot."
  Spike: "Uh-huh. So you're not ruling out that a human being could've boffed a robot? Sex with robots is more common than most people think."
  Angel // Lineage

• Lindsey: "Everybody goes on about your soul. Vampire with a soul, nobody ever mentions the fact you're really a vampire with big brass testes."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Wesley: "I had a slight disagreement with Angel."
  Spike: "Ah, old broody pants got you wound up, eh? Keep in mind, he can't get laid without maybe going crazy. Makes it funny."
  Angel // Origin

• Spike: "This isn't hell, it's the 'burbs. Close enough."
  Angel // Underneath

• Angel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
  Connor: "Come on, you drop by for a cup of coffee and the world's not ending? Please."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Connor: "So, demons, vampires, doctors with claws, and I'm some sort of superhero? Okay."
  Angel // Origin

• Cordelia: "Remember how I said, Let's not have your department looking for those symbols I saw in my vision? Let's do this like we used to? You and me, crackin' the books?"
  Wesley: "Yes?"
  Cordelia: "Well, that was dumb. What'd you ever listen to me for?"
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Mr Wyndham Price: "Hello."
  Spike: "Daddy, eh? I always thought Wesley was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies."
  Angel // Lineage

• Illyria: "When the world met me, it shuddered. It groaned. It knelt at my feet."
  Spike: "Dear Penthouse, I don't normally write letters like this, but-"
  Angel // Time Bomb

• Angel: "This may come out as a little pretentious, but one of you will betray me. Wes."
  Spike: "Ohhh. Can I deny you three times?"
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Angel: "What are you doing?"
  Harmony: "Desk crunches! Get fit while you sit! You should see my abs. You wanna?"
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Spike: "Like a ruddy theme park attraction."
  Angel: "I'm in a meeting, Spike."
  Spike: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't care."
  Angel // Just Rewards

• Polo: "Are you out of your mind?!"
  Dog Puppet: "Well, we want it to be good, don't we?"
  Polo: "We eat babies' lives!"
  Dog Puppet: "AND uphold a certain standard of quality edutainment!"
  Angel // Smile Time

• Spike: "My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, midnight descends in raven-colored clothes. But soft, behold, the sunlight beams, cutting a swath of glimmering gleam. My heart expands, 'tis grown a bulge in it, inspired by your beauty, effulgent."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Doctor: "If he finds Dana, he's gonna wind up dead like the others."
  Angel: "Yeah, but he'll just end up coming back."
  Angel // Damaged

• Cordelia: "Sweetie? Your epidermis is showing."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Spike: "Oh, uh, Eve's stuck in the elevator."
  Gunn: "So tell maintenance."
  Spike: "Right. Well, where the bloody hell is mainta-oh, to be honest, I don't even care."
  Angel // Lineage

• Spike: "Yeah, life's an everlovin' bitch, isn't it?"
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Harmony: "I mean, I am evil, technically. I don't mind torturing her for the team."
  Angel: "Yeah. Okay."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Angel: "I stopped Acathla. That saved the world."
  Spike: "Buffy ran you through with a sword."
  Angel: "Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes."
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Spike: "It's like a bloody tease. It's like, 'Here's what a bottle of Jack would look like if you actually had one'. Or, 'Here's a drink, but it's very far away.'"
  Angel // Shells

• Cordelia: "Get out of that chair, and I will feed you those Mahnolo Blahniks. Which are stunning, by the way."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Spike: "You made the biggest mistake of your life, and I'm gonna make you pay. Oh, yeah. Feel my wrath, gorilla throwing barrels."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Nina: "Are you okay?"
  Angel: "I'm made of felt. And my nose comes off."
  Angel // Smile Time

• Gunn: "And you wonder why folks don't vote."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Connor: "But it's the wolf part that joneses you. There's some full moon love, am I right? Fur flying, huh? Vampires really don't understand the concept of jokes."
  Angel: "I understand jokes!"
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Fred: "Bite marks are seventeen millimeters apart, six millimeters deep, on the right side of the neck."
  Harmony: "Well, that doesn't sound like much to go on."
  Fred: "The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire."
  Harmony: "Or gay!"
  Fred: "It doesn't really work like that."
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Angel: "Nina...tried to...eat me."
  Lorne: "Medic! You're gonna make it, Angel, just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a gepeddo in the house?!"
  Angel // Smile Time

• Spike: "I'd give ya the finger, but apparently I won't have the motor skills 'til the drugs wear off."
  Angel // Damaged

• Spike: singing "God save the king! Send him victorious, happy and glorious."
  Angel // Why We Fight

• Lorne: "Goodnight, folks."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Angel: "In her mind, there probably aren't any good vamp-yres. Vampires."
  Angel // Damaged

• Angel: "Let's go to work."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Angel: "Probably have a lot of questions."
  Connor: "No, I don't want to make a thing. I get what you did, you know. And I'm grateful. That's as far as I want to take it, okay?"
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Lorne: "What I know is, I started drinking the moment that I found out that a girl I loved was gonna die. Everytime I get to the bottom of the glass, I hope that that last drop is gonna take me to the distance."
  Bartender: "O-kay."
  Lorne: "A simple plan that failed utterly. Which is why I'm gonna heave my toocus off this stool, strap the bells on, and with a smile and a quip, go back into the belly of a very ugly beast, and pretend like I can help. Because that's what the green guy does."
  Angel // Underneath

• Spike: "We need to set some ground rules. First off? No more punching me in the face. Secondly, when I punch you in the face, you tell me how you feel, so I can write that down on my clipboard. Third? No touching my clipboard!"
  Angel // Origin

• Gunn: ::choking:: "Spike! What are you-"
  Spike: "Sorry, I have to concentrate. Shh, don't talk." ::punch::
  Angel // Lineage

• Cordelia: "Okay. Spike's a hero, and you're CEO of Hell, Incorporated. What frickin' bizarro world did I wake up in?!"
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Spike: "Strategy?"
  Angel: "Just hold my hand."
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Wesley: "The vigilante reportedly killed two vampires at a gas station and then asked the women he saved if they'd, quote, 'like to get a bottle of hooch and listen to some sex pistols records with him'."
  Fred: "Are we sure Angel's just tired, and not, um, crazy?"
  Angel // Soul Purpose

• Angel: "All those tattoos, all those new tricks you've learned...just don't matter. Doesn't matter what you try. Doesn't matter where I am or how bad-ass you think you've become. 'Cause you know what? I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Eve: "Who's your friend, Angel?"
  Cordelia: "I'm Cordelia Chase."
  Eve: "Oh. My name's-"
  Cordelia: "I didn't ask."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Spike: "I know what's down there. Where it's trying to take me. It's not the place heroes go. Not by a bloody longshot. It's the other one, full of fire and torment. And it's happening. And I'm terrified. Help me?"
  Angel // Just Rewards

• Lorne singing "If I ruled the world."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Spike: "Oh, come on, Harm. You matter to someone."
  Harmony: "I do?"
  Spike: "Yeah. Girl tried to frame you, didn't she? Must've mattered to her. Everybody's talking about it."
  Harmony: "You're right. That girl hated me. She wanted me dead. I matter."
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Angel: "I'm from Wolfram and Hart."
  Spike: "I'm his date."
  Angel // Just Rewards

• Angel: "But she's not finished baking yet! I've got to wait til she's done baking, you know, til she finds herself, 'cause that's the drill. Fine! I'm waiting patiently, and meanwhile The Immortal's eating cookie dough!"
  Andrew: "Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?"
  Spike: "No. Not yet."
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Angel: "She's an innocent victim."
  Spike: "So were we. Once upon a time."
  Angel: "Once upon a time."
  Angel // Damaged

• Illyria: "I've been broken and humiliated. I will return, in kind, every blow, every sting. I will shred my adversaries, pull their eyes out just enough to turn them towards their mewling, mutilated faces."
  Wesley: "You're a very inspirational person, have I mentioned that?"
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Spike: "How do you say wank off in Italian?"
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Lindsey: "You really done with him?"
  Lorne: "It isn't my kind of work anymore. It's unsavory."
  Lindsey: "Gee, I think it's just getting interesting."
  Lorne: "Yeah, I bet you do."
  Lindsey: "You don't trust me. You don't think a man can change?"
  Lorne: "It's not about what I think. This was Angel's plan."
  Lindsey: "Come on! I can sing for you?"
  Lorne: "I've heard you sing."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Fred: "I walk with heros. Think about that."
  Wesley: "You are one."
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Harmony: "What? I don't get a goodbye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex?"
  Spike: "Keep it simple, Harm. It suits you."
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Wesley: "You and me with the books, kickin' it old school, as they say. And I never will again."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Spike: "Don't know if you know this, but, uh, I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, then she tried to shag me, so I had to-"
  Wesley: "Thank you! I'm...very comforted."
  Angel // Lineage

• Black Thorn Member: "He is not, however, our greatest concern."
  Angel: "If the next words out of your mouth are 'Kill Spike', we just might have to kiss."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Wesley: "She still thinks she's the god king of the universe."
  Gunn: "So she's like a TV star?"
  Wesley: "No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though."
  Angel // Time Bomb

• Connor: "I know you're my father."
  Angel: "You got your memories back."
  Connor: "Yeah, they're mixed in there with the new ones. Kinda like a bad dream I had, I guess. A very strange, and violent...at times, inappropriately erotic, dream."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Illyria: "Would you like me to lie to you now?"
  Wesley: "Yes, thank you, yes."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Andrew: "What's wrong?"
  Spike: "The blood. It smells different. Stronger."
  Andrew: "Like nickels?"
  Angel // Damaged

• Angel: "You just like stabbing me."
  Spike: "I'm shocked! Shocked that you'd say that! I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments!"
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Angel: "You should've never come back, Lindsey."
  Lindsey: "What can I say? I missed you."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Fred: "Oh, my god. Angel! You're....cute!"
  Angel: "Fred, don't."
  Fred: "Oh, but the little hands, and the hair!"
  Angel: "Hey! You're fired."
  Angel // Smile Time

• Spike: "Can't we just lock her away in a box where no one can ever touch her, you know? Like we did with Pavane?"
  Angel: "I don't think she'd let us, you know. She's pretty strong."
  Spike: "We could do a spell. Some sort of mind control."
  Angel: "Eh, she'd figure it out, she's pretty smart."
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Angel: "What are you people looking at? Well?!"
  Spike: "They're looking at the wee little puppet man."
  Angel screams, CRASH!
  Angel // Smile Time

• Fred: "What hit that guy?"
  Wesley: "I'm not sure."
  Fred: "Yes, thank you, Wesley, I'd love a gun."
  Angel // Lineage

• Fred: "I love you like pancakes."
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Harmony: "Oh, my god. He's not my boyfriend. I mean, I certainly didn't betray you."
  Angel: "Drop the act, Harmony."
  Harmony: "It's not an act! I'm really this nervous!"
  Angel: "I knew you'd turn on me. I just didn't know when."
  Harmony: "What do you mean, you knew?!"
  Angel: "Loyalty really isn't high on your list."
  Harmony: "Oh, is that right?! I'll have you know, I am *damn* loyal, dumbass!"
  Angel: "You betrayed me. You are betraying me now, even as we are talking!"
  Harmony: "Because you never have any confidence in me!"
  Angel: "No, because you have no soul."
  Harmony: "I would if you had confidence in me!"
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Gunn: "Okay. You take the thirty thousand on the left..."
  Illyria: "You're fading. You'll last ten minutes at best."
  Gunn: "Then let's make 'em memorable."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Spike: "Any message for Buffy?"
  Angel: "Tell her you're a moron."
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Angel: "Milkdud?"
  Lorne: "Said with affection."
  Angel // Life of the Party

• Eve: "Didn't think you'd mind me using your private elevator."
  Angel: "Eve, I mind you breathing."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Lawyer: "I mean, the whole company can't be working Ms. Burkle's case."
  Wesley: "Of course. ::gunshot:: Jennifer? Please send anyone else who isn't working Ms Burkle's case to me."
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Lorne: "Angel, baby, muppet, pumpkin."
  Angel // Smile Time

• Spike: "She's EVIL, you gormless tit!"
  Cordelia: "Excuse me? Who bit whom?"
  Angel: "Did you call me a tit?"
  Cordelia: "I thought he had a soul!"
  Spike: "I thought she didn't!"
  Cordelia: "I do!"
  Spike: "So do I!"
  Cordelia: "Well, clearly, mine's better."
  Spike: "Look!"
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Wesley: "Hello, there."
  Fred: "Wesley. My Wesley."
  Wesley: "Yes. I miss you."
  Fred: "It's gonna be okay. It won't hurt much longer, and then you'll be where I am, and we'll be together."
  Wesley: "I love you."
  Fred: "I love you. My love. Oh, my love."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Illyria: "They cannot suffer intimates. They will eventually turn against them."
  Spike: "I guess I don't have to worry about that, 'cause Angel and me have never been intimate. Except that once."
  Angel // Power Play

• Spike: "I know what this is. You'll never take me to hell, Pavane! Oh. Well, that's just something I say when it gets dark."
  Angel // Lineage

• Angel: "When did she...did she, um....she never did wake up. I see."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Angel: "Spike."
  Spike: "Right. First off, I'm not wearing any amulets. No bracelets, broches, beads, pendants, pins or rings."
  Angel: "Fine."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Wesley: "There is no perfect day for me, Illyria. There is no sunset or painting or finely aged Scotch that is going to sum up my life, or make tonight any...there is nothing that I want."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Fred: "I am not the damsel in distress, I am not some case. I have to work this. I lived in a cave for five years, in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not gonna be cut down by some monster flu, I am BETTER than that!"
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Cordelia: "I'm just on a different road. And this is my offramp. The Powers That Be owed me one, and I didn't waste it. I got my guy back on track."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Spike: "So, where are we off to?"
  Angel: "To see the wizard."
  Angel // Just Rewards

• Black Thorn Member: "A paranoid person might think you're trying to manipulate us in an attempt to fulfill this prophecy."
  Angel: "I have no desire to become human."
  Black Thorn Member: "Oh, good! Then you won't mind signing that pesky future away. Through that document, the prophecy can be undone. Your signature there will remove any opportunity that you will ever earn your once precious humanity."
  Black Thorn Member: "Will you sign it?"
  Angel: "Of course."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Marcus: "Let me say this as clearly as I can. You cannot beat me. I am a part of them. The wolf, ram, and hart. Their strength flows through my veins. My blood is filled with their ancient power."
  Angel: "Can you pick out the one word there you probably shouldn't have said?"
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Spike: "Ooh, ooh, me, me! I'm your people person!"
  Angel // Life of the Party

• Angel: "Is pathological idiot an actual condition?"
  Angel // Damaged

• Angel: "What happened?"
  Spike: "I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected."
  Angel // Damaged

• Cordelia: "Do you ever wonder...do you ever think about, if we'd met up that night and had a chance."
  Angel: "All the time.
  Cordelia: "Guess we missed our moment, huh?"
  Angel: "Maybe we were meant to. Maybe people like us just don't get to have that."
  Cordelia: "Angel. There are no people like us."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Angel: "What happened?"
  Spike: "I can explain. Apparently, when Percy here was younger, he used to be known as Head Boy."
  Angel: "Yeah, already knew that."
  Spike: "Right. I have nothing else to report."
  Angel // Lineage

• Illyria: "I'd like to keep Spike as my pet."
  Angel // Origin

• Spike: "A couple more shots of courage, I may make my presence felt."
  Bartender: "Your funeral."
  Spike: "Well, I never had a proper one."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Connor: "I need to take care of my parents. This isn't their world, they really don't feel safe here. You got to do what you can to protect your family. I learned that from my father."
  Angel // Origin

• Lorne: "Maybe some type of puppet cancer."
  Angel: "I do not have puppet cancer!"
  Angel // Smile Time

• Polo: "I'm gonna tear you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
  Angel // Smile Time

• Eve: "What could you possibly do to me? I've been trapped in this house for weeks like a-"
  Spike: "Rat? Snake? Beady little ratsnake?"
  Angel // Underneath

• Connor: "I guess I really am your son 'cause I'm dead, too."
  Angel // Home

• Angel: "Wow, you really are full of it."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Angel: "Ours is a forever love."
  Spike: "I had a relationship with her, too!"
  Angel: "Okay, sleeping together is not a relationship."
  Spike: "It is if you do it enough times."
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Lorne: "Are you huggable?"
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Angel: "This doesn't concern you, Spike."
  Spike: "I just want to see you happy. Well, not too happy, 'cause then I'd have to stake ya. Second thought, have at it."
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Angel: "I'm Angel. Pleasure to meet you."
  Mr. Wyndham Price: "Do you really expect me to shake that?"
  Angel: "Well, I'm not really comfortable with hugging."
  Angel // Lineage

• Gunn: "We need him. I know how you feel-"
  Wesley: "You know? You didn't feel her die! She was shaking with pain, and terrified, and so brave. She was better than anyone I've known. Better than...she's gone."
  Angel // Shells

• Cordelia: "Spike. Well, heard you weren't evil anymore, which kinda makes the hair silly."
  Spike: ::growls::
  Cordelia: "Uh, or nice."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Angel: "Well, personally? I kinda wanna slay the dragon."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Andrew: "You're like Gandalf the White ressurected from the pit of the Balrog. More beautiful than ever. He's alive, Frodo. He's alive."
  Angel // Damaged

• Spike: "SON OF A BITCH!"
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Fred: "At a time like this, I'm worried about how crappy I look."
  Wesley: "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
  Fred: "Do you always like splotchy girls?"
  Wesley: "It's my curse."
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Lindsey: "Look around. The world's a cesspool. Full of selfish and greedy beasts. You live, you die. Even you, babe."
  Eve: "Lindsey, don't."
  Lindsey: "You still happy to see me?"
  Angel // Underneath

• Spike: "Hello, Junior. My name is Spike, and lucky for you, I'm on a strict diet."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Victim: "That thing was gonna kill me!"
  Spike: "Well, what do you expect? Out alone, in this neighborhood? I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half wit!"
  Victim: "What?!"
  Spike: "I mean, honestly! What kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle."
  Victim: "I was just trying to get home!"
  Spike: "Well, get a cab, you moron! And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy? Don't get in the van! Stupid cow."
  Angel // Soul Purpose

• Spike: "Oh, 'pipe down'? That official sailor talk, is it? Well, ahoy, matey. You can just swab my deck."
  Angel // Why We Fight

• Harmony: "I should've smelled you!"
  Tamika: "You would've if you wore less of that tacky perfume!"
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Wesley: "You want to talk about me. Alright. The last girl I was with, I had to chop into little tiny pieces because a higher power saw fit to stab her in the neck."
  Mr. Wyndham Price: "You don't want to discuss it. Fine."
  Angel // Lineage

• Wesley: "Illyria can be difficult. Testing her might be hard without getting someone seriously hurt."
  Angel: "We'll make Spike do it."
  Wesley: "Good."
  Angel // Origin

• Harmony: "Hi. I'm Harmony.
  Toby: "Well, hi, Harmony. Nice to meet-"
  Harmony: "Where you from?"
  Toby: "Uh, the Bay Area originally-"
  Harmony: "Uh-huh. Interesting. What do you do for a living?"
  Toby: "Why don't I get you a drink?"
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Illyria: "Your body warms. This one is lusting after me."
  Connor: "Oh, no, I...I...it's just, it's the outfit. I guess I've always had a thing for older women."
  Angel: "They were supposed to fix that."
  Connor: "What?"
  Angel: "Nothing."
  Angel // Origin

• Lindsey: "What are you thinking about?"
  Eve: "Angel."
  Lindsey: "You simply couldn't have said a worse thing than that."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Wesley: "Is this your thirty pieces of silver?"
  Angel // Origin

• Wesley: "I killed my father."
  Fred: "He was threatening your friends."
  Wesley: "He was threatening you. He pointed a gun at you, Fred, so I shot him."
  Angel // Lineage

• Spike: "And what do I get? Bloody well toasted and ghosted is what I get, innit? It's just not fair."
  Angel: "Fair? You asked for a soul. I didn't. It almost killed me. I spent a hundred years trying to come to terms with infinite remorse. You spent three weeks moaning in a basement, and then you were fine. What's fair about that?!"
  Angel // Just Rewards

• Spike: "There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell, your...ice hell, your upside down hell."
  Angel: "Look, I don't care if he's in 'toy poodles on parade' hell, he's got information that we need."
  Angel // Underneath

• Wesley: "First lesson a watcher learns is to separate truth from illusion, because in the world of magics, it's the hardest thing to do. Truth is that Fred is gone. To pretend anything else would be a lie. And since I don't actually intend to die tonight, I won't accept a lie."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Wesley: "Nasty little buggers."
  Fred: "Kinda cool, physiologically. They reproduce by vomiting up crystals that attract and mutate the microbes around them to form eggs."
  Wesley: "Are you trying to turn me on?"
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Illyria: "Try not to die. You are not unpleasant to my eyes."
  Gunn: "Uh, thanks. You...try not to die, too."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Angel: "Harmony, get my call list. Spike needs a car."
  Spike: "You heard the puppet."
  Angel // Smile Time

• Lorne: "Why don't they ever need the urine of an unclean? I got plenty of unclean urine. Look, uh, I think I'm making some right now."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Angel: "Spike, you're only gonna make things worse!"
  Spike: "Oh, look! We get the capo's body, we rescue Buffy, we stop The Immortal, it's that simple! Unless he kills you, which would be sad."
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Fred: "Haven't had this many big, strapping men by my bedside since that night with the varsity lacrosse team. That was a joke."
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Angel: "No! Cordy!"
  Cordelia: "Yeah, save it, Angel. You can order me around all you want, but I know my rights. And I wanna see a lawyer."
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Spike: "That was for Cecily! Alright, this next one's called 'The Wanton Folly of Me Mum'!"
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Lindsey: "If you want me, I'm on your team."
  Angel: "I want you, Lindsey. I'm thinking about rephrasing that."
  Lindsey: "Yeah, I think I'd be more comfortable if you did."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Spike: "Right. We can play cat and mouse all night, or I can wedgie you unconscious and be done with it."
  Angel // Damaged

• Spike: {Giggling} "You're a wee little puppet man!"
  Angel // Smile Time

• Secretary 1: "Burkle's always giving Mr Gunn the eye. Heard they used to be a thing."
  Secretary 2: "I don't know. Alice said she and that Knox guy are pretty friendly. Maybe she's sleeping with both of them. That's what I'd do!"
  Harmony: "Don't forget about Wesley. I get the vibe that he's, like, totally crushing over Fred."
  Secretary 1: "Mr Wyndham-Price? Everyone knows he's-muffins!"
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Gunn: "What if I told you it doesn't help? What would you do if you found out that none of it matters, that it's all controlled by forces more powerful and uncaring than we can concieve, and they will never let it get better down here? What would you do?"
  Anne: "I'd get this truck packed before the new stuff gets here."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Illyria: "I'm trapped on the roof, this one roof, in this time, in this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a smurf."
  Angel // Underneath

• Spike: "That's how you're gonna fight the forces of evil now? Call the IRS?"
  Angel: "Whatever it takes."
  Spike: "'Hello, IRS? Could you fight my battles for me? And while you're at it, could you wipe my white spotty a-"
  Angel: "Oh, thank god."
  Angel // Just Rewards

• Illyria: "Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence."
  Spike: "Well, wishes just happen to be horses today. Among other things."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Angel: "People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do."
  Marcus: "Yeah, but we won't care."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Fred: "He won't leave me now! We're so close!"
  Wesley: "I will never leave you!"
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Lindsey: "You used to have fire in your heart! Now all you got in there's that big honkin' sword. How's that feel, champ?"
  Angel: "Could be worse. Especially if it'd been made out of wood, dumbass!"
  Angel // You're Welcome

• Illyria: "Obilene towers as high as small moons. Glaciers that rippled with incensate lust. And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly."
  Angel // Underneath

• Angel: "The Immortal."
  Gunn: "The who?"
  Spike: "The foulest evil hell ever vomited forth."
  Harmony: "Worse than you?"
  Angel // The Girl in Question

• Fred: "Would you have loved me?"
  Wesley: "I've loved you since I've known you. No, that's not...I think maybe even before."
  Fred: "I'm so sorry."
  Wesley: "No, no, no."
  Angel // Hole in the World

• Spike laughing.
  Angel // Why We Fight

• Connor: "I am, um, applying for an internship. I'm supposed to write up a resume."
  Angel: "Need any help?"
  Connor: "Have you ever written a resume before? Ever?"
  Angel: "No. But I have very nice handwriting."
  Connor: "You girl."
  Angel // Not Fade Away

• Harmony: "Okay. I remember the talking. 'Hi, I'm Harmony.' 'You look thirsty.' 'Oh, why don't I drink a couple quarts of your blood, then?'"
  Angel // Harm's Way

• Reporter: "What are you thinking of Angel this season? How are you doing?"
  Christian Kane: "His ass is mine. It's done. I'm gonna turn things around. One of these days, I'm gonna get him back for all the things he's done to me."
  

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